Amie
04-17-2004, 05:56 PM
Here as promised is the the complete story, as written by the many clever and witty members of our MPC family. :)
Once before time, many slabs of chocolate melted creating rivers that flowed around boulders, and dinosaurs made loud noises around others, creating jigundous animals, as dainty mermaids with emerald eyes looked bleary to Rjb, who exploded Crockett's trilby, Ka-powie-boom!!, into umbrella shaped tree. Fell far from moons, spinning clockwise, until storms battered malevolently into Amie's dreams, causing whirlwind to develop photos of Adam Watkiss, before negatives exploded creating spirals of the colour purple with flashes everywhere, making feathery sprays illuminate room magnificently. Then possum smiled seductively at Adam, but Amie admonished Les for mistaking erroneously the jukebox playing, while dancing Linda entertained everyone until possum mischieviously sneaks under limbo pole and winks wildy at Tidyup thru fluttering lashes.
Cautiously Crockett descended beneath omnipotent seahorses swimming furiously towards Les with newspapers folded into models of Marilyn Monroe, singing ballads about nights' windy storms battering ferociously coastlines on Mars. Breathtaking panoramas spread alluringly across frontiers without McDonalds, causing jubilation among all intelligent possums, pizzas added flare to the banquet, suddenly Les sneezed, Atishoo, Atishoo flatulently, then blew right past Miaa. Adam Watkiss performing romantically, while dancing the rumba over sumptuous meal consisting of oysters washed with champagne.
Linda stopped laughing because Sixpac couldn't control Crockett's mouse jumping abilities, so Denine offered herself cocoa with yummy doughnuts, squashed flat because Carol plopped down on the floor unexpectedly creating little cascading earthquakes that rippled throughout the internet causing laughter amongst other fans of WS. Subsequently everybody applauded as Superman rescued Daisy Mae from subterranean rats, proceeding quickly towards landed gentry.
Then Mike found gardening fascinating, goodie two-shoes went out planting bananas. Suddenly one of MPC's finest retreats all away. Next time he should listen for Amie's advice because she knows higher-ups. Linda does wonders with teaching hamsters how to get jiggy with it. Amie wanted Michael Jackson bad, she sang crazy melodies while grabbing chips from waiters rushing by. Les decided to go somewhere with Patsie Cline, to old studio where action plays a big part in festivities. Carolj jumped sideways from the platform, whoops, she gasped as she grabbed Les's shirt, ripping off buttons and singing songs about love and revenge. Possum lunged repeatedly, yelling " Banzai", doing funny impressions while waving shorts over suitcases filled with pizzas or feathers. Used Rjb's foot to rub, but instead received electric toothbrush wrapped in birdskin.
Tomorrow will turn out beautiful because everyone loves sunshine, sometimes we need rain to remind ducks to wash their socks and mittens. Eventually they learned how to use glue and feathers together to make Whoopee. The beginning of love can scramble your mind, senses and hormones, but on serious topics clear themes emerge, causing debates concerning dishwashing keyboards. However Sue took Amie's mechanical pencil sharpener away from linc and replaced it with chalk, he would have gone bananas if not for blackberry crumble given free with AOL coasters, so delighfully crunchy underfoot.
Until something big came up causing excitement throughout cyberspace, so Firebird assumed proportions beyond possum's dreams and began to take action against all microsoft's mal-inventions causing rejoicing adulation throughout MPC. When incredibly lame excuses kept appearing in flashing neon from spaceships, lost until the flashing alerted E.T that his time had ended for phone calls, home deliveries and fun parties at Mike's, suspended for rowdiness, however drunkeness abounded anyway, quick thinking about rum cocktails with umbrellas.
Spoke infinitely wisely about Yoda regarding Jar-Jar Binks' attitude towards Harry Potter movies which captivate desperate audiences paying outrageous prices for popcorn from gullible nymphommaniacs wearing nothing but popcorn boxes on their whatnots and thingamajigs, so popcorn lovers could enjoy themselves. Suddenly the box disintegrated causing agitation, explosion, and among the Hoi-Poloi panic ensued. Eventually popcorn disappeared replaced with drool running down cheeks mixed with perspiration from over exuberance on maleable silicone expander called enhancement. Thusly enticing accoutrement, condiments were offered by guests dancing, including swans swimming with gorgeous snorkels, bubbling air currents rippling sensuously throughout malls.
Today shopping centres capitilize on consumers spending outrageous funds for ferrets, scooters, Elmos and those strange dolls made in Honduras out of used boots which meow when wet from morning until night dew moistens exterior.
The fast talking RJB smiled suggestively at certain people of opposite sex wearing opaque flimsies, eatable by only Nabisco crunchies cookies, would not taste very good, chewy like taffy. These are delicious taters, stuffers accompanied by a Kielbasa, surrounded by shining bits of polished golden brass filigree filings, champagne cork goblet filled to overflowing for Charliej's nectar potion mixed up with Texas soil, to mix lots of magic ingredients like oysters and peanut butter, yummy for this tummy, but sticky on the sheets when smeared with sticky substances such as superglue, holding things tightly together between hands and feet.
Does that include people or just special peanutbuttersammitches. What is all this about anyhow, that's the major question here. Still we commit ourselves daily to making silly stories from random episodes of life for the archives. Embedded forever in cyberspace and thusly continuing this odyssey of misadventure and madness, pursuant to archiving everyone's personal choice relating to each decision. We make uneducated guesses as who's making whoopee best of all.
Voting will begin soon, contestants should prepare their families for further onslaughts from wolves, they well intend to devour Roadrunner for breakfast, with panckaes, syrup, butter and strawberries, tempting.
Angels strongly suggest no possums enter here unarmed or unaware that MPC members have a taste for possum. Suddenly Roadrunner appeared miraculously complete with tailfeathers, and helped possum escape from situations unbearably hard. Possum thanked Roadrunner for rescuing him from wolves.
Throughout the MPC members, forest fires burn fiercely, hotter than 4th, is greatly overated.
After RJB decided that women are indispensible but often not available, he decided to leave forever because he loved attention immensely, but Carol wouldn't let anyone give her focus because she dreamed of many things like.. love and taxes. But reality soon creeps in making reality happen.
Searching everywhere for help even at my own expense proved unfruitful, however Charlie eventually opined questionable statements including treatises suggesting debauchery prevailed. Astoundingly everyone congregated inside Eve's boudoir, but Eve refused emphatically to give Rjb any keys to her door, although he pleaded unsuccesfully. Poor disillusioned fellow, he pouted and held fast to his adamant idea of sex surreptitiously, but nothing could persuade him to relinquish his hat prior to receiving permission for entry.Anyway enough time passed slowly, until finally my shorts fell through the vent never to be seen again. Without her handbag she felt deprived of many essentials necessary for shopping expeditions that require lots of stamina.
One day when spring was trying to emerge with sunshine, Alex smiled knowingly because of secret messages sent via email from Addis-Ababa, where extra sunshine is meted throughout the winter and will brighten all areas. Chill winds howl down around the houses, making imprints in our backyard and disturbing footprints where everyone walked amongst the enormous daffodil growing throughout the mall. Not withstanding deadly mosquitoes biting hard, drawing blood and sweat, everyone cowered behind Amie, terrified because those bloodsucking salesmen would keep conniving against ponderous elements to ensure commissions from aliens invading yards, starting something inflammatory causing excessive itching on rump and elbows which caused rug burns. Sliding furtively across the room towards Brian who laughed manically and jumped through hoops of fire, simply unimaginable and unintelligible being of unknown fortitude requiring abilities previously uncalled upon because of previous conditions preventing resolution.
Starting next week compulsory alternatives will do wonders for international friendships and liasons, but only one outcome seems likely. Perhaps someone could enlighten us as we journey to the neatherlands of Europe, or Australia doesn't have quite enough oomph for explosion by fairylights, and ecstasy puffballs promises quality, because everyone needs ecstacy in their lives sometimes, just a moment of happiness, for would you stop and remember it always slows when those without are or aren't going anywhere without their wallets full of moola. Easily taking us to new heights and courageous, it eventually catches up with you and then unfortunately something peculiar materialised and zapped into the terrifying shape of a vampire which sucked ketchup off French fries cooked in middle European sauce with horseradish and then add drops of sleeping potion for making whoopi.
Before you dismiss the idea be it true or not, phony or real, remember those little daggers hurt forever, so beware of feathers, flying monkeys and chirping fish. What nonsense abounds around here in this fun loving message board family.
Once before time, many slabs of chocolate melted creating rivers that flowed around boulders, and dinosaurs made loud noises around others, creating jigundous animals, as dainty mermaids with emerald eyes looked bleary to Rjb, who exploded Crockett's trilby, Ka-powie-boom!!, into umbrella shaped tree. Fell far from moons, spinning clockwise, until storms battered malevolently into Amie's dreams, causing whirlwind to develop photos of Adam Watkiss, before negatives exploded creating spirals of the colour purple with flashes everywhere, making feathery sprays illuminate room magnificently. Then possum smiled seductively at Adam, but Amie admonished Les for mistaking erroneously the jukebox playing, while dancing Linda entertained everyone until possum mischieviously sneaks under limbo pole and winks wildy at Tidyup thru fluttering lashes.
Cautiously Crockett descended beneath omnipotent seahorses swimming furiously towards Les with newspapers folded into models of Marilyn Monroe, singing ballads about nights' windy storms battering ferociously coastlines on Mars. Breathtaking panoramas spread alluringly across frontiers without McDonalds, causing jubilation among all intelligent possums, pizzas added flare to the banquet, suddenly Les sneezed, Atishoo, Atishoo flatulently, then blew right past Miaa. Adam Watkiss performing romantically, while dancing the rumba over sumptuous meal consisting of oysters washed with champagne.
Linda stopped laughing because Sixpac couldn't control Crockett's mouse jumping abilities, so Denine offered herself cocoa with yummy doughnuts, squashed flat because Carol plopped down on the floor unexpectedly creating little cascading earthquakes that rippled throughout the internet causing laughter amongst other fans of WS. Subsequently everybody applauded as Superman rescued Daisy Mae from subterranean rats, proceeding quickly towards landed gentry.
Then Mike found gardening fascinating, goodie two-shoes went out planting bananas. Suddenly one of MPC's finest retreats all away. Next time he should listen for Amie's advice because she knows higher-ups. Linda does wonders with teaching hamsters how to get jiggy with it. Amie wanted Michael Jackson bad, she sang crazy melodies while grabbing chips from waiters rushing by. Les decided to go somewhere with Patsie Cline, to old studio where action plays a big part in festivities. Carolj jumped sideways from the platform, whoops, she gasped as she grabbed Les's shirt, ripping off buttons and singing songs about love and revenge. Possum lunged repeatedly, yelling " Banzai", doing funny impressions while waving shorts over suitcases filled with pizzas or feathers. Used Rjb's foot to rub, but instead received electric toothbrush wrapped in birdskin.
Tomorrow will turn out beautiful because everyone loves sunshine, sometimes we need rain to remind ducks to wash their socks and mittens. Eventually they learned how to use glue and feathers together to make Whoopee. The beginning of love can scramble your mind, senses and hormones, but on serious topics clear themes emerge, causing debates concerning dishwashing keyboards. However Sue took Amie's mechanical pencil sharpener away from linc and replaced it with chalk, he would have gone bananas if not for blackberry crumble given free with AOL coasters, so delighfully crunchy underfoot.
Until something big came up causing excitement throughout cyberspace, so Firebird assumed proportions beyond possum's dreams and began to take action against all microsoft's mal-inventions causing rejoicing adulation throughout MPC. When incredibly lame excuses kept appearing in flashing neon from spaceships, lost until the flashing alerted E.T that his time had ended for phone calls, home deliveries and fun parties at Mike's, suspended for rowdiness, however drunkeness abounded anyway, quick thinking about rum cocktails with umbrellas.
Spoke infinitely wisely about Yoda regarding Jar-Jar Binks' attitude towards Harry Potter movies which captivate desperate audiences paying outrageous prices for popcorn from gullible nymphommaniacs wearing nothing but popcorn boxes on their whatnots and thingamajigs, so popcorn lovers could enjoy themselves. Suddenly the box disintegrated causing agitation, explosion, and among the Hoi-Poloi panic ensued. Eventually popcorn disappeared replaced with drool running down cheeks mixed with perspiration from over exuberance on maleable silicone expander called enhancement. Thusly enticing accoutrement, condiments were offered by guests dancing, including swans swimming with gorgeous snorkels, bubbling air currents rippling sensuously throughout malls.
Today shopping centres capitilize on consumers spending outrageous funds for ferrets, scooters, Elmos and those strange dolls made in Honduras out of used boots which meow when wet from morning until night dew moistens exterior.
The fast talking RJB smiled suggestively at certain people of opposite sex wearing opaque flimsies, eatable by only Nabisco crunchies cookies, would not taste very good, chewy like taffy. These are delicious taters, stuffers accompanied by a Kielbasa, surrounded by shining bits of polished golden brass filigree filings, champagne cork goblet filled to overflowing for Charliej's nectar potion mixed up with Texas soil, to mix lots of magic ingredients like oysters and peanut butter, yummy for this tummy, but sticky on the sheets when smeared with sticky substances such as superglue, holding things tightly together between hands and feet.
Does that include people or just special peanutbuttersammitches. What is all this about anyhow, that's the major question here. Still we commit ourselves daily to making silly stories from random episodes of life for the archives. Embedded forever in cyberspace and thusly continuing this odyssey of misadventure and madness, pursuant to archiving everyone's personal choice relating to each decision. We make uneducated guesses as who's making whoopee best of all.
Voting will begin soon, contestants should prepare their families for further onslaughts from wolves, they well intend to devour Roadrunner for breakfast, with panckaes, syrup, butter and strawberries, tempting.
Angels strongly suggest no possums enter here unarmed or unaware that MPC members have a taste for possum. Suddenly Roadrunner appeared miraculously complete with tailfeathers, and helped possum escape from situations unbearably hard. Possum thanked Roadrunner for rescuing him from wolves.
Throughout the MPC members, forest fires burn fiercely, hotter than 4th, is greatly overated.
After RJB decided that women are indispensible but often not available, he decided to leave forever because he loved attention immensely, but Carol wouldn't let anyone give her focus because she dreamed of many things like.. love and taxes. But reality soon creeps in making reality happen.
Searching everywhere for help even at my own expense proved unfruitful, however Charlie eventually opined questionable statements including treatises suggesting debauchery prevailed. Astoundingly everyone congregated inside Eve's boudoir, but Eve refused emphatically to give Rjb any keys to her door, although he pleaded unsuccesfully. Poor disillusioned fellow, he pouted and held fast to his adamant idea of sex surreptitiously, but nothing could persuade him to relinquish his hat prior to receiving permission for entry.Anyway enough time passed slowly, until finally my shorts fell through the vent never to be seen again. Without her handbag she felt deprived of many essentials necessary for shopping expeditions that require lots of stamina.
One day when spring was trying to emerge with sunshine, Alex smiled knowingly because of secret messages sent via email from Addis-Ababa, where extra sunshine is meted throughout the winter and will brighten all areas. Chill winds howl down around the houses, making imprints in our backyard and disturbing footprints where everyone walked amongst the enormous daffodil growing throughout the mall. Not withstanding deadly mosquitoes biting hard, drawing blood and sweat, everyone cowered behind Amie, terrified because those bloodsucking salesmen would keep conniving against ponderous elements to ensure commissions from aliens invading yards, starting something inflammatory causing excessive itching on rump and elbows which caused rug burns. Sliding furtively across the room towards Brian who laughed manically and jumped through hoops of fire, simply unimaginable and unintelligible being of unknown fortitude requiring abilities previously uncalled upon because of previous conditions preventing resolution.
Starting next week compulsory alternatives will do wonders for international friendships and liasons, but only one outcome seems likely. Perhaps someone could enlighten us as we journey to the neatherlands of Europe, or Australia doesn't have quite enough oomph for explosion by fairylights, and ecstasy puffballs promises quality, because everyone needs ecstacy in their lives sometimes, just a moment of happiness, for would you stop and remember it always slows when those without are or aren't going anywhere without their wallets full of moola. Easily taking us to new heights and courageous, it eventually catches up with you and then unfortunately something peculiar materialised and zapped into the terrifying shape of a vampire which sucked ketchup off French fries cooked in middle European sauce with horseradish and then add drops of sleeping potion for making whoopi.
Before you dismiss the idea be it true or not, phony or real, remember those little daggers hurt forever, so beware of feathers, flying monkeys and chirping fish. What nonsense abounds around here in this fun loving message board family.