View Full Version : The Quote Game
mfarley
09-02-2003, 01:51 PM
Alright, the other games aren't making sense to me, so it's time to restart the famous (infamous?) quote game that you all loved back at the old board.
Here's how it works (for the newbies) I start a quote, you finish it and start another. :thRt:
"Once upon a time Amie hurled pancakes at Les, so in utter confusion Les said...
It's all that damned Michael Farley's fault. :D
It is better to have loved and lost than to .....
mfarley
09-02-2003, 02:00 PM
...grind down your fingernail on a potters wheel.
Four score and 1000 years ago...
Sue90
09-02-2003, 02:05 PM
mike was born :-)
How do I love thee let me..............
mfarley
09-02-2003, 02:08 PM
...consult the magic 8 ball.
"Not everything that can be counted counts and not...
a lot of people care anyways
Romeo, romeo, where.....
mfarley
09-02-2003, 02:44 PM
-for art thou corset--you are really working on thine beer belly arenst thou?
A chimp, a chimpette lol, and a clown walk into the grocery market...
Linda
09-02-2003, 02:44 PM
are the car keys?
Of all the things I've lost . . .
mfarley
09-02-2003, 03:11 PM
Hey you skipped me! Arg!
...I miss my knuckles the most.
The only way to get rid of a temptation...
MiltWV
09-02-2003, 03:17 PM
My waist line is one of them. B)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? :clap:
L e s
09-02-2003, 04:13 PM
How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground? ...
To sleep, perchance to.....
....wake up with an afro
I would give my right arm for .......
misterhy
09-02-2003, 07:21 PM
A pint of Lager
When in the course...........
:box: :hammer: :music:
mfarley
09-02-2003, 11:26 PM
...of drinking a pint of lager, make sure it is not Guiness!!!!!!!!!
A rose by any other name...
thelindaj
09-02-2003, 11:38 PM
Still has sticky thorns
One if by land, two...
mfarley
09-02-2003, 11:40 PM
...if by rc car.
themikej says...
L e s
09-03-2003, 12:16 AM
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana :bd:
sudden death is natures way of....
... telling you to get off the computer
Many a true word is ......
thelindaj
09-03-2003, 03:28 AM
g'morning Amie :amie:
is better left thought but not spoken
Wasn't that a...
Linda
09-03-2003, 06:23 AM
weird thing to say?
Shoot the hoops and . . .
Crockett
09-03-2003, 06:40 AM
be like Mike!
Better to be safe than....
Linda
09-03-2003, 06:59 AM
to get run over by a roadrunner! :jig:
When the tide rolls in . . .
.....your sandwiches get wet.
A thing of beauty is .......
L e s
09-03-2003, 07:51 AM
..... normally found sat at our computer until 4:00 AM
never kick a man when.....
amb141
09-03-2003, 08:24 AM
...he's wired to explode.
What's sauce for the goose....
L e s
09-03-2003, 09:13 AM
... goes quite well with bubble and squeak
For your love I would....
amb141
09-03-2003, 09:24 AM
...go annnnny- where, I would do annnny-thing, fo-o-orrr you- r looooove. (Remembering the late great Ed Townsend)
I came, I saw...
Linda
09-03-2003, 11:09 AM
and that was enough - I left!
Tis better to soar with eagles . . .
amb141
09-03-2003, 11:18 AM
...than 'tis to dine with buzzards.
Liberté, Égalité...
mfarley
09-03-2003, 11:59 AM
When the tide rolls in your sandwiches get wet. :cjlol: :cjlol:
... fraternité.
Mike just smacked Alan with a pankacakes and Alan yelled out...
amb141
09-03-2003, 02:30 PM
...where do you get pankacakes 'round here? Back home we have to order 'em from France.
Look, up in the sky -- It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...
Linda
09-03-2003, 06:02 PM
roadrunner being shot out of that cannon - again! :rolleyes:
To err is human . . .
L e s
09-04-2003, 12:18 AM
... to goof up is more Disney
you can fool some of the people all of the time...
amb141
09-04-2003, 08:42 AM
...and that is sufficient. (attrib. Rose King)
What goes up...
Must come down
The secret of happiness is.........
Sue90
09-04-2003, 09:21 AM
chocolate
Mirror, mirror on the wall who....
... the heck are you.
people who eat mayonaise...
happy trails
linc
L e s
09-04-2003, 04:19 PM
don't have to love the french
If you can't beat them....
mfarley
09-04-2003, 06:34 PM
...shoot them.
If you can't shoot them...
misterhy
09-04-2003, 07:39 PM
Elecrocute them
I have but one life........
:box: :hammer: :music:
amb141
09-04-2003, 09:08 PM
...let me live it as a blonde. (Oldie)
come here, Mr. Watson,...
L e s
09-05-2003, 12:06 AM
and answer that bloody phone.
My name is jack and I live in the back.....
amb141
09-05-2003, 12:20 AM
... Of the Greta Garbo Home
With friends I will remember
Wherever I may roam
And my name's Jack
And I live in the back
Of the Greta Garbo Home For Wayward Boys And Girls
We all love Jack
And we live in the back
Of the Greta Garbo Home For Wayward Boys And Girls
There goes Fred with his hands on his head
'Cause he thinks he's heard the bomb
And here comes Superspade
Who really puts it on
It's lots of fun and I love to run
Up and down the stairs
I make as much noise as I want
And no one ever cares
There's Carl over there with his funny old hair
And he's never sad at all
And when I grow up I want to run
As fast as my friend Paul
There's the prettiest girl in the whole wide world
And her name is Melody Mend
And here comes Ma with Brother Tom
Who's probably my best friend
My best friend
And my name's Jack
And I live in the back
Of the Greta Garbo Home For Wayward Boys And Girls
We all love Jack
And we live in the back
Of the Greta Garbo Home For Wayward Boys And Girls
My name is Jack and I live in the back of the...
We all love Jack
And we live in the back
Of the Greta Garbo Home For Wayward Boys And Girls
My name is Jack
And I live in the back
-- by John Simon, performed by Manfred Mann
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men...
L e s
09-05-2003, 04:26 AM
or women?
Hey Jude....
Sue90
09-05-2003, 06:59 AM
hey Paul, hey Ringo HEY YOU!!
Hickory, dickory dock the........
L e s
09-05-2003, 05:32 PM
.......Mouse just stopped the clock.
All work and no play, will make......
misterhy
09-05-2003, 05:43 PM
My boss very happy
All play and no work...........
:box: :hammer: :music:
amb141
09-05-2003, 05:51 PM
...makes no Jack.
There was a young man from Nantucket....
L e s
09-05-2003, 05:54 PM
.... who did a strange thing in a bucket.
Is it a bird, a plane, a rocket. No it's.....
amb141
09-06-2003, 01:04 PM
... < splat > a bird.
There are only two kinds of people in the world. Those who...
Linda
09-06-2003, 02:52 PM
are smart and those who just think they are! :thRt:
If the grass is always greener on the other side . . .
amb141
09-06-2003, 03:08 PM
...the neighbor's septic tank has sprung a leak.
A bird in the hand...
Linda
09-06-2003, 04:16 PM
usually leaves a deposit! :clap:
Birds of a feather . . .
carolj100
09-06-2003, 04:25 PM
fly too close together.
If at first you don't succeed,
amb141
09-06-2003, 04:37 PM
...use force.
Shoot if you must, this old grey head...
mfarley
09-06-2003, 04:38 PM
...try Linux. :ba dump pa!: <--best drum roll I could come up with. :)
<edit> Damn, alan beat me to the reply! :nono:
Let's try again...
...shall be dead?
Sgt. Slaughter was a brilliant...
L e s
09-06-2003, 05:23 PM
flower arranger.
Holy black bedheads Batman it's.....
Linda
09-07-2003, 12:05 AM
dark in this cave! :unsure:
In the jungle, the mighty jungle . . .
amb141
09-07-2003, 11:02 AM
...the lion eats a gnu.
Time and tide...
..... are two words which begin with "t"
Early to bed and early to rise .........
leaves you bleary eyed.
all the flowing manure of the world.....
Kathie
09-07-2003, 04:59 PM
Would really raise a stink.
I heard it through the
L e s
09-07-2003, 05:08 PM
that little hole in the handset on the telephone.
how much is that...
amb141
09-07-2003, 05:29 PM
...lion in the jungle
The one that is eating a gnu.
Ask not what your country can do for you...
L e s
09-07-2003, 05:32 PM
Ask if the city can offer more.
Only the good....
misterhy
09-07-2003, 06:51 PM
Shall inherit nothing
Alas, poor Mikey. I knew...... :box: :hammer: :music:
Kathie
09-07-2003, 10:11 PM
absolutely nothing.
But Sally knew even
Sue90
09-08-2003, 07:13 AM
how to stand on her head :laugh:
Romeo, Romeo where.....
Kathie
09-08-2003, 08:23 AM
where have you gone?
The piper is in the
the glens of scotland [thank god]
to be or...
lol lol :kiss: :kiss:
Sue90
09-08-2003, 08:45 AM
or three C :-)
One in the hand is worth two.....
Kathie
09-08-2003, 10:17 AM
in your tummy.
This is getting
Kathie
09-08-2003, 02:30 PM
harder and harder.
Please help us
...before they come to take us away
Those who have never loved...
L e s
09-08-2003, 04:10 PM
make do with chocolate
If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we
amb141
09-08-2003, 04:45 PM
...cure the common scold.
The love of money is...
L e s
09-08-2003, 04:47 PM
quite lucrative
Hey Hey we're the Monkeys, people say....
misterhy
09-08-2003, 08:11 PM
Throw us some bananas
When in the course of human..............
:box: :hammer: :music:
Angel
09-08-2003, 08:25 PM
kind, run before it changes!
Why doest thou...
Kathie
09-08-2003, 08:56 PM
look like a shark?
hush hush sweet
amb141
09-09-2003, 12:35 AM
sweetback's baaaaadass song.
I want to thank the Academy for...
Kathie
09-09-2003, 10:19 AM
passing me up.
Why are we doing
Sue90
09-09-2003, 10:30 AM
when doing was done?
Forgive and......
Kathie
09-09-2003, 10:33 AM
be more careful next time.
He who cries,cries.......
misterhy
09-09-2003, 07:38 PM
Crocodile tears
Whereas, she who cries..........
:box: :hammer: :music:
Linda
09-09-2003, 09:53 PM
cries for real!
When all else fails . . .
amb141
09-09-2003, 10:15 PM
...blame Clinton.
What this country needs is a good five cent....
mfarley
09-09-2003, 10:47 PM
...cigar.
"I am not a...
a moderator. why????
someone who does the crossword in ink is......
Angel
09-10-2003, 04:26 AM
a very intelligent person. :thRt:
whats good for the goose....
L e s
09-10-2003, 09:14 AM
has very shapely hips.
The answer my friend is....
amb141
09-10-2003, 09:21 AM
...just blowing wind.
Oh, yeah, I-I-I tell you something, I think you'll understand, that I-I-I say that's something, I want to...
...to to stop stop stuttering
what home would be without....
amb141
09-10-2003, 10:23 AM
...peanut butter.
There are eight million stories in the Naked City, this...
Linda
09-10-2003, 10:33 AM
is definitely not one of them! :rolleyes:
Today is the . . .
Sue90
09-10-2003, 11:28 AM
Sept. 10th.
Yesterday all my troubles were.....
Linda
09-10-2003, 12:59 PM
today.
Now is the time . . .
Kathie
09-10-2003, 03:06 PM
To put on you thinking cap.
We all need a
break.
Until the moon rises
L e s
09-10-2003, 05:07 PM
vampires must sleep
I see a bad moon.... :bd:
misterhy
09-10-2003, 07:36 PM
Is that like a bar room?
What big teeth you have Grandma
:box: :hammer: :music:
Sue90
09-11-2003, 06:28 AM
all the better to eat jaw breakers with
I'll huff and I'll buff and......
I'll clean your room for you son.
the glove into which evil.....
Linda
09-11-2003, 10:21 AM
sits, should be washed frequently.
What light through . . .
the door shines.
the last things in life can....
Sue90
09-11-2003, 12:39 PM
will be the death of you
lucky at love unlucky at......
Kathie
09-11-2003, 04:00 PM
everything else.
stand on your head and you will
carolj100
09-11-2003, 06:21 PM
lose your wig.
Make hay while
Linda
09-11-2003, 06:26 PM
you have a tractor.
From here to . . .
carolj100
09-11-2003, 06:28 PM
the next corner.
What you see . . .
Linda
09-11-2003, 06:33 PM
is probably just your imagination! :laugh:
Parting is such . . .
carolj100
09-11-2003, 06:36 PM
strain on the rope!
A stitch in time . . .
Linda
09-11-2003, 06:38 PM
will probably unravel! :jig:
I have only one life . . .
carolj100
09-11-2003, 06:40 PM
so make me rich.
The winds of change . . .
Linda
09-11-2003, 06:45 PM
Carol, I gotta quit playing and go eat! Shoot!
will blow you down!
Nothing ventured . . .
carolj100
09-11-2003, 06:47 PM
Well, that's good, because I've gotta quit, too. One more:
wins the race.
A penny saved. . .
Goodnight!
:clap: :kiss:
misterhy
09-11-2003, 07:29 PM
Soon adds up to a nickel
Touch not these old gray..................
:box: :hammer: :music:
Linda
09-11-2003, 08:49 PM
mares, ride the mule instead!
Sing a song of sixpence . . .
lobsterj
09-11-2003, 08:58 PM
pocket full of stones
better to have loved and lost
Kathie
09-11-2003, 11:43 PM
Than to never have loved at all.
Going to the store to
L e s
09-12-2003, 12:10 AM
to try to buy some" magic make things better dust "
all people are different so let's just....
Sue90
09-12-2003, 06:36 AM
pretend to be the same
ask me no questions and I'll tell you.....
lobsterj
09-12-2003, 08:18 AM
the time of day
a rolling stone.....
Linda
09-12-2003, 03:09 PM
will knock you down!
To be or . . .
misterhy
09-12-2003, 05:58 PM
Wanting to be
This is the worst.......
:box: :hammer: :music:
Linda
09-12-2003, 10:23 PM
at being my best! :jig:
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall . . .
Angel
09-12-2003, 10:44 PM
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! *thump*
whatever this way comes...
Linda
09-13-2003, 12:45 AM
will that way go.
If it's good for the goose . . .
good enough for the lower spotted beak twisted non flying hapigood
hours and hours of boredom are followed with
Kathie
09-13-2003, 07:29 AM
Hours of work.
Take your opinion and
L e s
09-13-2003, 10:19 AM
..paint a beautiful picture for all the world to see
I cannot believe that...
Kathie
09-13-2003, 10:15 PM
no one has done this since this morning.
Get with it people and
let's have some more people joining in.
we're waiting for you to.....
Angel
09-14-2003, 12:23 PM
kick it in gear!
Love is....
bacon and egg sandwich covered in brown sauce.
the source of constant vigilence is.........
L e s
09-14-2003, 04:09 PM
wondering where I put my wallet.
Honestly officer I was only.....
seeing how fast your car could go.
very tight jeans....
L e s
09-15-2003, 04:38 PM
make for a very big smile
If you put your leg here and I put mine there, do you think....
misterhy
09-15-2003, 07:16 PM
You could not slap me silly
When in the course of..........
a failure to achieve vice, stay at home.
Someone who gives peas a chance is..............
misterhy
09-16-2003, 09:15 AM
A pea brain
Send this boy.............
:box: :hammer: :music:
a tin of mushy peas.
the worse enemy of love is....
Sue90
09-16-2003, 03:07 PM
a teenage boy
smile you're on ......
L e s
09-16-2003, 04:32 PM
top of the world
all I want for christmas is....
Sue90
09-17-2003, 07:11 AM
a house, car, boat, loads of money, new clothes, shoes, new PC, etc. etc. etc. etc.
Good things come to those........
who don't ask for everything. [sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm so weak]
five or six actresses............
Kathie
09-17-2003, 12:25 PM
But who keeps count?
There once was a
L e s
09-17-2003, 04:43 PM
..very good reason for doing that, but now I forget why.
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men couldn't......
misterhy
09-17-2003, 07:40 PM
Find Sue's goodie list
Halt. Who goes.........
:box: :hammer: :music:
climbing icebergs in dinky outfits.
free Enterprise is getting people...
Sue90
09-18-2003, 06:46 AM
who criticize my intelligence
It takes one to know......
the difference.
a bunch of thinly challenged people...........
L e s
09-18-2003, 04:08 PM
with fatly formed ideas
A horse a horse...
A cow a cow, a pig a pig, said Noah.
A man is incomplete until he...
misterhy
09-18-2003, 07:30 PM
Has a good table saw
If this is Thursday it must be............
:box: :hammer: :music:
mfarley
09-18-2003, 08:56 PM
raining. For there is not a buffalo in sight. :wacko:
Sponge Bob...
L e s
09-21-2003, 10:23 AM
but where is the rest of the trifle
trouble up t'........
misterhy
09-21-2003, 07:37 PM
Old Kazoo
Unhand that wench,varlet...............
:box: :hammer: :music:
lest i make your hand parting permanent
People who can't write................
Sue90
09-22-2003, 10:00 AM
got lessons from me
I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll............
...give up smoking, I promise !
To love from afar is....
Politically Incorrect.
There was an old woman who had..............
L e s
09-22-2003, 04:19 PM
never heard of contraception, she had sooooo many children
is this a dagger I see before me or
misterhy
09-22-2003, 06:47 PM
Is it a Haggis?
Hoot mon..................
:box: :hammer: :music:
it's a brae breck moonlit nite tonite. [apologise for the spelling.]
Insults permitted by law are......
carolj100
09-23-2003, 05:45 AM
not permitted by me.
"Alas, poor Yorick, I . . .
Sue90
09-23-2003, 11:54 AM
I didn't know him but knew his brother
Two little dickey birds sat upon a tree......
one said ''my names richard'' the other said, ''so is mine''
Waltzing matilda in time to...........
carolj100
09-23-2003, 02:53 PM
a disco beat.
Registration is not required, but . . .
L e s
09-23-2003, 04:43 PM
do you think that you'll get anywhere without it.
make a silk purse out of a
misterhy
09-23-2003, 08:08 PM
Piece of silk
One potatoe,two potatoe...........................
:box: :hammer: :music:
Whoopie, now i can have french fries.
nothing more than a...........
Sue90
09-24-2003, 06:05 AM
a piece of lint
NIKE: Just do........
the boogaloo.
A mistake every man can make is....
Sue90
09-24-2003, 12:24 PM
to pretend to think ....it makes the room smokey....kidding, kidding.
And the winner is..........
carolj100
09-24-2003, 04:58 PM
MPC!!
Variety is the spice of . . .
misterhy
09-24-2003, 07:41 PM
A very healthy love life
And if you can't get variety.....................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
L e s
09-25-2003, 12:11 AM
try Vaudeville
I was surprised on opening the box to find inside.....
another box within another box etc.
Whistling down the wind brings
Sue90
09-25-2003, 08:05 AM
spit in my face
he's faster than a speeding.......
misterhy
09-25-2003, 08:00 PM
Bagel
Up in the air, It's................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
mfarley
09-25-2003, 08:36 PM
air, what were you expecting! jeesh
Before you accuse me, take a look at...
L e s
09-26-2003, 12:02 AM
the mirror, but be careful you may just crack it.
Oh what a lovely bunch of..
brilliant, intelligent people we are in being so able to get to the quick in sorting out any problems.
A game to keep miners of the street is.....
misterhy
09-26-2003, 09:29 AM
Stick ball.
Johnny on the pony...................
Linc, do you mean minor's or do you really mean miner's as in coal miner's?\
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
L e s
09-26-2003, 10:56 AM
you're cheating, we're playing elephant polo.
was it that last lager I drank, or could it be...
misterhy, coal miners.
mary Janes usual coffee.
The key to Western Civilization is
misterhy
09-27-2003, 07:02 PM
GUNS
Have at you..............
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
basil rathbone.
misterhy, you are correct memory s bad, had to look up basil's last er er name.
Extensive Selection of
L e s
09-28-2003, 05:15 PM
different things (?)
exclusive selection of...
misterhy
09-28-2003, 07:33 PM
Fiji Island beer mugs
The Horse Guards parade has been.....................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
mfarley
09-28-2003, 10:07 PM
GRRRRR--REAT!
If you interrupt the mating dance...
L e s
09-29-2003, 12:24 AM
you will find that a smack in the face often offends :box:
why do my daughters always ....
do what they want to instead of what i want them to do.
Mary had a little lamb
L e s
09-29-2003, 02:00 AM
she also had a bear
people often saw her little lamb
but never saw her bare.
It's one for the money..
Sue90
09-29-2003, 10:24 AM
its two for the non-smoking section by the window
peter piper picked a........
peck of pickled pepper and said ' aahhtishoo.
Jack and Jill went up the hill and.........
misterhy
09-29-2003, 08:01 PM
To fetch a pail of water
Jill came down with a half a buck.........................
Linc, you made me do that.
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
misterhy
09-29-2003, 08:03 PM
I have to do this.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each of them had a quarter
Jill came down with a half a buck
Do you think they went up for water
Blame Linc, he made me do this.
MISTERHY I am man enough to take the blame.
Jill came down with half a buck
saying that was one good &^%&%&%&
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet
Sue90
09-30-2003, 10:20 AM
and stayed there with a smile.... :blush:
Peter, Peter pumkin eater had a............
carolj100
09-30-2003, 04:43 PM
bad stomachache.
Red Rover, Red Rover, won't you
L e s
09-30-2003, 04:52 PM
try the colour blue for a change
Why do I bother and where will it all
carolj100
09-30-2003, 05:23 PM
go down the toilet?
Simple Simon met a Pieman
misterhy
09-30-2003, 07:49 PM
With a wagon load of pies
Simon said........................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
mfarley
09-30-2003, 09:03 PM
werest thou bed and laid his head right next to Fred.
Who is this man called Dick Blick, and why...
thelindaj
09-30-2003, 10:58 PM
doesn't he show up in Google like MPC?
Today is a dream, tomorrow is
mfarley
09-30-2003, 11:04 PM
today and north is never by northwest--don't trust the MAN!
Would you know my name, if I saw you in...
thelindaj
09-30-2003, 11:08 PM
your underwear?
Never try to tell a woman....
mfarley
09-30-2003, 11:12 PM
she's wrong when she's in her underwear.
I was born with a raging thirst, a hunger to be free, but I've learned through the years...
Sue90
10-01-2003, 10:47 AM
to quench your thirst it's gonna cost you a small fortune
There is not such thing as a free.....
Microsoft operating system, i will take all your money,serfs.
Where can you spend more on a couch than on.....
misterhy
10-01-2003, 08:01 PM
TANSTAFL (for those who don't know that is There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch)
Through sickness and...........................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
and loss of er er er memory
The collection of prejudices acquired by the age of eighteen....
carolj100
10-02-2003, 08:22 AM
lives forever.
A bird in hand
Sue90
10-02-2003, 09:29 AM
sure is messy
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars I'd buy you a.......
carolj100
10-02-2003, 10:22 AM
lottery ticket. B)
On a clear day,
misterhy
10-02-2003, 08:00 PM
You can see as far as you can throw me
A foggy day in..........................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
L e s
10-03-2003, 12:23 AM
Gotham City, Oh no it's only Batman burning his toast.
With all your years of experience could you explain to me why...
Sue90
10-03-2003, 10:10 AM
you still can't find the any key button??
It's Halloween the lamps are lit around the........
mfarley
10-03-2003, 12:37 PM
witches stake.
What will you do when you're lonely, no one waiting by your side...
misterhy
10-03-2003, 08:04 PM
Call for Mike to come and play
The evil that men do oft......................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
times, is pushing M/$
It takes a clever woman
misterhy
10-04-2003, 05:12 PM
To make a clever man
It takes a clever man.........................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
L e s
10-04-2003, 05:37 PM
to find a clever woman.
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, makes
carolj100
10-05-2003, 01:44 AM
the medicine go down.
I love :wub: my
L e s
10-05-2003, 02:49 AM
family.
defrosting the freezer I found
carolj100
10-05-2003, 11:14 AM
Jimmy Hoffa's final resting place.
Who knows what evil lurks
L e s
10-05-2003, 05:41 PM
in the back of the Walt Disney Studios
I only drive fast because
Sue90
10-06-2003, 08:27 AM
I need to get to a bathroom a lot
Behind every man there is......
a young boy trying to get out.
I 'd love to be skinny...
L e s
10-06-2003, 05:23 PM
but then my body is covered in skin so why should I worry.
If the meaning of life is 42, then what is
misterhy
10-06-2003, 07:52 PM
43
If the end of the story is "30".........................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
L e s
10-07-2003, 12:28 AM
Then why did it start at 113 5/16ths
if I dont go to work soon...
Sue90
10-07-2003, 09:38 AM
I'll go later
A rolling stone collects.......
money money and more money.
Love can't take advice....
misterhy
10-07-2003, 08:06 PM
But can sure take your heart and mind
A laugh a day.......................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
carolj100
10-08-2003, 12:08 AM
is better than a stomach-ache.
Once around the
world is a long enough day trip for anyone..
If only you knew what..
Sue90
10-08-2003, 10:30 AM
I really did with the pancakes
a pinch of this and a dash of.....
L e s
10-08-2003, 05:02 PM
that with a dollop of something else will help us to eat all these pancakes.
Just what is that sheep doing under.....
under the wool blanket. :wub:
I lifted my leg and ...
L e s
10-08-2003, 05:47 PM
and fell over the arm of the chair
I went shopping to buy..
misterhy
10-08-2003, 07:44 PM
Some Mutton
If an apple a day keep's......................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
L e s
10-09-2003, 12:22 AM
falling on my head I guess I'd better stop sitting under this tree
Isaac Newton circa 1666
my car may not be new but..
Sue90
10-09-2003, 09:26 AM
but the air in the tires are
I beg your.........
carolj100
10-09-2003, 01:54 PM
indulgence.
The best things in life . . .
always seem to pass be by.
If women ruled the world....
L e s
10-09-2003, 04:40 PM
......don't they?
as I stepped out into the street.....
misterhy
10-09-2003, 07:36 PM
I got hit by a woman driver
Cell phone to ear,nails drying,not......................
:box: :hammer: :lmbo:
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