Limericks

[Eve]

Susie often cheats in school
She thinks the teacher she can fool
But alas alack in trouble is she
Her parents must the principal see
And Suzie must obey the golden rule


Farmer Fred once fell off his horse

[MaKa]

Farmer Fred once fell off his horse
He got banged up a lot, of course

[Suze]

Farmer Fred once fell off his horse
He got banged up a lot, of course
in bed he lay with his back in pain

[MaKa]

Farmer Fred once fell off his horse
He got banged up a lot, of course
in bed he lay with his back in pain
Fretting about when he might walk again

[Eve]

Farmer Fred once fell off his horse
He got banged up a lot, of course
in bed he lay with his back in pain
Fretting about when he might walk again
And poor old Neddy was full of remorse



There was once a girl with no sense

[MaKa]

There was once a girl with no sense
She liked to climb over our fence

[Eve]

There was once a girl with no sense
She liked to climb over our fence
Perhaps she was crazy

[MaKa]

There was once a girl with no sense
She liked to climb over our fence
Perhaps she was crazy
My memory's quite hazy

[Eve]

There was once a girl with no sense
She liked to climb over our fence
Perhaps she was crazy
My memory's quite hazy
Old age is my only defence


One day the sun was so sizzling

[Suze]

One day the sun was so sizzling
my body felt like it was fizzling

[MaKa]

One day the sun was so sizzling
my body felt like it was fizzling
The hammock I set in the shade

[Suze]

One day the sun was so sizzling
my body felt like it was fizzling
The hammock I set in the shade
In the pool I like to wade

[MaKa]

One day the sun was so sizzling
my body felt like it was fizzling
The hammock I set in the shade
In the pool I like to wade
Lots of cold drinks I am swizzling.


The week before Easter there is much to prepare

[Eve]

The week before Easter there is much to prepare
No time for lazing around in a chair

[Breezy]

The week before Easter there is much to prepare
No time for lazing around in a chair
Got to get those eggs done

[Eve]

The week before Easter there is much to prepare
No time for lazing around in a chair
Got to get those eggs done
I've not even begun

[MaKa]

The week before Easter there is much to prepare
No time for lazing around in a chair
Got to get those eggs done
I've not even begun
Hope that Br'er Rabbit is still in his lair.


Easter comes really early this year

[Suze]

Easter comes really early this year
which means summer is pretty near

[L e s]

Easter comes really early this year
which means summer is pretty near
Children playing, look so funny

[Eve]

Easter comes really early this year
which means summer is pretty near
Children playing, look so funny
Searching for the Easter bunny

[L e s]

Easter comes really early this year
which means summer is pretty near
Children playing, look so funny
Searching for the Easter bunny
Holding hands with those they hold dear


If there was one place in this world you could be

[Eve]

If there was one place in this world you could be
Would you go swimming or perhaps water ski

[L e s]

If there was one place in this world you could be
Would you go swimming or perhaps water ski
Just to be there with a friend

[Eve]

If there was one place in this world you could be
Would you go swimming or perhaps water ski
Just to be there with a friend
Whose skiis they would lend

[L e s]

If there was one place in this world you could be
Would you go swimming or perhaps water ski
Just to be there with a friend
Whose skiis they would lend
But watch out off piste for a tree

Sun is shining today here, it's hot

[Eve]

Sun is shining today here, it's hot
Good day for sailing on your yacht :)

[L e s]

Sun is shining today here, it's hot
Good day for sailing on your yacht
Dolphins leap through the air

[Eve]

Sun is shining today here, it's hot
Good day for sailing on your yacht
Dolphins leap through the air
Free & happy without a care

[Breezy]

Sun is shining today here, it's hot
Good day for sailing on your yacht
Dolphins leap through the air
Free & happy without a care
Look at the sunburn I got!

Lots of clouds in the sky

[MaKa]

Lots of clouds in the sky
The flocks of geese are starting to fly

[Eve]

Lots of clouds in the sky
The flocks of geese are starting to fly
How do they know where to go I ask

[Suze]

Lots of clouds in the sky
The flocks of geese are starting to fly
How do they know where to go I ask
in the sunshine they like to bask

[MaKa]

Lots of clouds in the sky
The flocks of geese are starting to fly
How do they know where to go I ask
in the sunshine they like to bask
Looking for a nesting site with water nearby.


The crows are making a racket early each morn

[Eve]

The crows are making a racket early each morn
I cover my ears and stifle a yawn

[Breezy]

The crows are making a racket early each morn
I cover my ears and stifle a yawn
Pour some coffee and go outside

[MaKa]

The crows are making a racket early each morn
I cover my ears and stifle a yawn
My beauty sleep doesn't end for some hours

[Suze]

The crows are making a racket early each morn
I cover my ears and stifle a yawn
My beauty sleep doesn't end for some hours
when I awake I will smell the flowers

[Eve]

The crows are making a racket early each morn
I cover my ears and stifle a yawn
My beauty sleep doesn't end for some hours
when I awake I will smell the flowers
And then go and dance on the lawn


Now Tarzan did live in the jungle

[MaKa]

Now Tarzan did live in the jungle
His story the editors did bungle

[Suze]

Now Tarzan did live in the jungle
His story the editors did bungle
Soon Jane will come to his rescue

[Eve]

Now Tarzan did live in the jungle
His story the editors did bungle
Soon Jane will come to his rescue
Accompanied by Mr Eskew

[Breezy]

Now Tarzan did live in the jungle
His story the editors did bungle
Soon Jane will come to his rescue
Accompanied by Mr Eskew
And started chasing the seagull!


Lexie wore a big hat

[Suze]

Lexie wore a big hat
now what do you think of that

[Eve]

Lexie wore a big hat
now what do you think of that
It was red with a feather

[MaKa]

Lexie wore a big hat
now what do you think of that
It was red with a feather
She wore in all kinds of weather

[Eve]

Lexie wore a big hat
now what do you think of that
It was red with a feather
She wore in all kinds of weather
No matter what place she was at


She arrived before the game started

[L e s]

She arrived before the game started
T'was as if we'd never parted

[Eve]

She arrived before the game started
T'was as if we'd never parted
The teams soon ran on

[MaKa]

She arrived before the game started
T'was as if we'd never parted
The teams soon ran on
Still am not sure who had won

[Eve]

She arrived before the game started
T'was as if we'd never parted
The teams soon ran on
Still am not sure who had won
Was really not for the fainthearted


There was a small dog with a bone

[L e s]

There was a small dog with a bone
Who then spied an ice cream cone

[Eve]

There was a small dog with a bone
Who then spied an ice cream cone
So the bone she did drop

[MaKa]

There was a small dog with a bone
Who then spied an ice cream cone
So the bone she did drop
Scarfed down the ice cream non-stop

[Eve]

There was a small dog with a bone
Who then spied an ice cream cone
So the bone she did drop
Scarfed down the ice cream non-stop
And groaned and moaned all the way home


One night so scary and dark

[Breezy]

One night so scary and dark
In the distance I hear a dog bark

[MaKa]

One night so scary and dark
In the distance I hear a dog bark
A lone owl is hooting

[Eve]

One night so scary and dark
In the distance I hear a dog bark
A lone owl is hooting
As I sit here computing

[L e s]

One night so scary and dark
In the distance I hear a dog bark
A lone owl is hooting
As I sit here computing
Looking out of the window to the park


On a warm summers night in June

[MaKa]

On a warm summers night in June
I listened to a romantic tune

[Suze]

On a warm summers night in June
I listened to a romantic tune
I played it on my gramophone

[MaKa]

On a warm summers night in June
I listened to a romantic tune
I played it on my gramophone
It's something to enjoy when you're home alone

[Eve]

On a warm summers night in June
I listened to a romantic tune
I played it on my gramophone
It's something to enjoy when you're home alone
And dance in the light of the moon



A unicorn's not really real

[MaKa]

A unicorn's not really real
It has a lot of folklore appeal

[Eve]

A unicorn's not really real
He has a lot of folklore appeal
One spiral horn between its two ears

[MaKa]

A unicorn's not really real
It has a lot of folklore appeal
One spiral horn between its two ears
Tales of its magical powers one hears

[Breezy]

A unicorn's not really real
It has a lot of folklore appeal
One spiral horn between its two ears
Tales of its magical powers one hears
I love how it makes me feel!

Teddy bears are all the rage,

[MaKa]

Teddy bears are all the rage,
They appeal to every age

[Eve]

Teddy bears are all the rage,
They appeal to every age
New and plump or old and scruffy

[MaKa]

Teddy bears are all the rage,
They appeal to every age
New and plump or old and scruffy
Comb them and wash them to make them fluffy

[Suze]

Teddy bears are all the rage,
They appeal to every age
New and plump or old and scruffy
Comb them and wash them to make them fluffy
but please don't put them in a cage

I hear the telephone ringing

[Eve]

I hear the telephone ringing
Wonder what news it is bringing

[MaKa]

I hear the telephone ringing
Wonder what news it is bringing
A tele-marketer it might very well be

[Suze]

I hear the telephone ringing
Wonder what news it is bringing
A tele-marketer it might very well be
on my visionphone I will see

[Eve]

I hear the telephone ringing
Wonder what news it is bringing
A tele-marketer it might very well be
on my visionphone I will see
If it is I shall scare them by singing


The checkout lady was rude

[Breezy]

The checkout lady was rude
I feel like I shoud sue

[Eve]

The checkout lady was rude
I feel like I should sue
But I just gave her a glare

[Breezy]

The checkout lady was rude
I feel like I should sue
But I just gave her a glare
Telling her it isn't nice to stare

[Eve]

The checkout lady was rude
I feel like I should sue
But I just gave her a glare
Telling her it isn't nice to stare
Or comment about my food


There was an old man from Nigeria

[MaKa]

There was an old man from Nigeria
Whose son lived in Algeria

[Eve]

There was an old man from Nigeria
Whose son lived in Algeria
Lots of emails they sent

[MaKa]

There was an old man from Nigeria
Whose son lived in Algeria
Lots of emails they sent
To many a tent

[Eve]

There was an old man from Nigeria
Whose son lived in Algeria
Lots of emails they sent
To many a tent
Causing enormous hysteria.


A Trojan invaded my hard drive

[Suze]

A Trojan invaded my hard drive
inside the PC my its alive

[Eve]

A Trojan invaded my hard drive
inside the PC my its alive
I've tried to delete it

[MaKa]

A Trojan invaded my hard drive
inside the PC my its alive
I've tried to delete it
Or somehow defeat it

[Eve]

A Trojan invaded my hard drive
inside the PC my its alive
I've tried to delete it
Or somehow defeat it
Or my 'puter will take a nose dive



She threw a big steak on the griller

[MaKa]

She threw a big steak on the griller
While her husband was working the tiller

[Jan*]

She threw a big steak on the griller
While her husband was working the tiller
The dog caught the scent

[Eve]

She threw a big steak on the griller
While her husband was working the tiller
The dog caught the scent
Away the steak went

[MaKa]

She threw a big steak on the griller
While her husband was working the tiller
The dog caught the scent
Away the steak went
Melted cheese sandwiches will have to fill'er.


The maple sap is not running well this spring

[Breezy]

The maple sap is not running well this spring
Losing our maple sap in not a good thing!

[MaKa]

The maple sap is not running well this spring
Losing our maple sap in not a good thing!
The kids are disappointed-no syrup this year

[Suze]

The maple sap is not running well this spring
Losing our maple sap in not a good thing!
The kids are disappointed-no syrup this year
I see in their eyes a hint of a tear

[MaKa]

The maple sap is not running well this spring
Losing our maple sap in not a good thing!
The kids are disappointed-no syrup this year
I see in their eyes a hint of a tear
Let's see what surfing the net will bring.


A baby in the family is such a joy

[Eve]

A baby in the family is such a joy
Matters not whether girl or boy

[MaKa]

A baby in the family is such a joy
Matters not whether girl or boy
The digital photos are most delightful

[Suze]

A baby in the family is such a joy
Matters not whether girl or boy
The digital photos are most delightful
they make the baby look so beautiful

[MaKa]

A baby in the family is such a joy
Matters not whether girl or boy
The digital photos are most delightful
they make the baby look so beautiful
Can't resist buying another toy


It's time for a spring tune-up for the car.

[Jan*]

It's time for a spring tune-up for the car
Better pull out the pennies I've saved in a jar,

[MaKa]

It's time for a spring tune-up for the car
Better pull out the pennies I've saved in a jar,
Let's hope just an oil change and new belt are needed

[Eve]

It's time for a spring tune-up for the car
Better pull out the pennies I've saved in a jar,
Let's hope just an oil change and new belt are needed
Don't want the budget to be exceeded

[MaKa]

It's time for a spring tune-up for the car
Better pull out the pennies I've saved in a jar,
Let's hope just an oil change and new belt are needed
Don't want the budget to be exceeded
Until all has been checked, we won't travel far.


They are filling in potholes all over town

[Suze]

They are filling in potholes all over town
that's good as I thought my car would drown

[MaKa]

They are filling in potholes all over town
that's good as I thought my car would drown
It feels so great to have a nice smooth ride

[Breezy]

They are filling in potholes all over town
that's good as I thought my car would drown
It feels so great to have a nice smooth ride
And have my best friend riding inside

[Suze]

They are filling in potholes all over town
that's good as I thought my car would drown
It feels so great to have a nice smooth ride
And have my best friend riding inside
along with my friend a jolly clown

I have on my table a lovely candle

[Eve]

I have on my table a lovely candle
And I listen to a nice bit of Handel

[MaKa]

I have on my table a lovely candle
And I listen to a nice bit of Handel
A nice dinner is ready to serve

[L e s]

I have on my table a lovely candle
And I listen to a nice bit of Handel
A nice dinner is ready to serve
But wait,I've forgotten the hors d'oeuvre

[Eve]

I have on my table a lovely candle
And I listen to a nice bit of Handel
A nice dinner is ready to serve
But wait,I've forgotten the hors d'oeuvre
I hope this does not cause a scandal


There was an old chap with a limp

[L e s]

There was an old chap with a limp
About love he would never skimp

[Suze]

There was an old chap with a limp
About love he would never skimp
he wined her and dined her

[Eve]

There was an old chap with a limp
About love he would never skimp
he wined her and dined her
Where no one could find her

[MaKa]

There was an old chap with a limp
About love he would never skimp
he wined her and dined her
Where no one could find her
So she finally finished her shrimp.


This week is just dragging along

[Eve]

This week is just dragging along
Lets go for a trip to Hong Kong

[MaKa]

This week is just dragging along
Lets go for a trip to Hong Kong
With a stop in Singapore too

[Eve]

This week is just dragging along
Lets go for a trip to Hong Kong
With a stop in Singapore too
So much great shopping to do

[MaKa]

This week is just dragging along
Lets go for a trip to Hong Kong
With a stop in Singapore too
So much great shopping to do
Great deals can be had for a song.


Most of the plants are really early this spring

[Suze]

Most of the plants are really early this spring
and I hope the bees will control their sting

[MaKa]

Most of the plants are really early this spring
and I hope the bees will control their sting
With all those showers, there'll be plenty of flowers

[Suze]

Most of the plants are really early this spring
and I hope the bees will control their sting
With all those showers, there'll be plenty of flowers
when the sun comes out I can stay hours

[Breezy]

Most of the plants are really early this spring
and I hope the bees will control their sting
With all those showers, there'll be plenty of flowers
when the sun comes out I can stay hours
And never do a single thing!


Rain is falling from the sky

[MaKa]

Most of the plants are really early this spring
and I hope the bees will control their sting
With all those showers, there'll be plenty of flowers
when the sun comes out I can stay hours
That clean fresh air makes me want to sing.


Another busy week is looming ahead

[Breezy]

Another busy week is looming ahead
One of those weeks that I really dread

[MaKa]

Another busy week is looming ahead
One of those weeks that I really dread
With deadlines and meetings each and every day

[Suze]

Another busy week is looming ahead
One of those weeks that I really dread
With deadlines and meetings each and every day
when will I ever find time to play

[MaKa]

Another busy week is looming ahead
One of those weeks that I really dread
With deadlines and meetings each and every day
when will I ever find time to play
Think I'll take in a movie with Fred.


Company's coming-I'll have to stock the fridge

[Suze]

Company's coming-I'll have to stock the fridge
I hope they come by way of the Bridge

[MaKa]

Company's coming-I'll have to stock the fridge
I hope they come by way of the Bridge
There are detours on many roads into town

[Breezy]

Company's coming-I'll have to stock the fridge
I hope they come by way of the Bridge
There are detours on many roads into town
Hope if they get lost that they will be found

[Suze]

Company's coming-I'll have to stock the fridge
I hope they come by way of the Bridge
There are detours on many roads into town
I'm sure theywon't fall over the ridge

The light is shining very bright

[Eve]

The light is shining very bright
Lighting up the dark of night

[MaKa]

The light is shining very bright
Lighting up the dark of night
I'd better try to get some sleep

[Suze]

The light is shining very bright
Lighting up the dark of night
I'd better try to get some sleep
I think I'll just start counting sheep

[MaKa]

The light is shining very bright
Lighting up the dark of night
I'd better try to get some sleep
I think I'll just start counting sheep
Or in the morning I'll look a fright.


We're getting a lot of storms this week

[Eve]

We're getting a lot of storms this week
And now the roof has sprung a leak

[MaKa]

We're getting a lot of storms this week
And now the roof has sprung a leak
Got to find someone to fix the source

[Eve]

We're getting a lot of storms this week
And now the roof has sprung a leak
Got to find someone to find the source
Cos the rain's pouring in with some force

[MaKa]

We're getting a lot of storms this week
And now the roof has sprung a leak
Got to find someone to fix the source
Cos the rain's pouring in with some force
And the living room floor has started to creak.


'Garage Sale' signs are starting to sprout

[Suze]

Garage Sale' signs are starting to sprout
will things sell, I'm begining to doubt

[MaKa]

'Garage Sale' signs are starting to sprout
will things sell, I'm begining to doubt
The temptation to look is so hard to resist

[Suze]

'Garage Sale' signs are starting to sprout
will things sell, I'm begining to doubt
The temptation to look is so hard to resist
on a good price I sure will insist

[MaKa]

'Garage Sale' signs are starting to sprout
will things sell, I'm begining to doubt
The temptation to look is so hard to resist
on a good price I sure will insist
I'd better check a few of them out!


Eating out on Mother's Day was such a treat!

[Eve]

Eating out on Mother's Day was such a treat!
And being spoiled rotten was very neat

[MaKa]

Eating out on Mother's Day was such a treat!
And being spoiled rotten was very neat
Have to plant all those flowers

[Eve]

Eating out on Mother's Day was such a treat!
And being spoiled rotten was very neat
Have to plant all those flowers
Which could well take some hours

[Suze]

ating out on Mother's Day was such a treat!
And being spoiled rotten was very neat
Have to plant all those flowers
Which could well take some hours
now I'm feeling really beat

Once upon a midnight moon

[Eve]

Once upon a midnight moon
I spied a man with a big bassoon

[MaKa]

Once upon a midnight moon
I spied a man with a big bassoon
He seemed lost in thought

[Eve]

Once upon a midnight moon
I spied a man with a big bassoon
He seemed lost in thought
On his nose a big wart

[Suze]

Once upon a midnight moon
I spied a man with a big bassoon
He seemed lost in thought
On his nose a big wart
I think he is trying to croon


I read a book about a brown horse

[MaKa]

I read a book about a brown horse
He was training for the Triple Crown, of course

[Breezy]

I read a book about a brown horse
He was training for the Triple Crown, of course
He had to run every day

[MaKa]

I read a book about a brown horse
He was training for the Triple Crown, of course
He had to run every day
To prepare for the Derby at the end of May

[Suze]

I read a book about a brown horse
He was training for the Triple Crown, of course
He had to run every day
To prepare for the Derby at the end of May
Boo hoo.. what a big loss

Down the river I will cruise

[Eve]

Down the river I will cruise
Oh what a lucky girl is Suze :)

[MaKa]

Down the river I will cruise
Oh what a lucky girl is Suze
With her dog by her side

[Breezy]

Down the river I will cruise
Oh what a lucky girl is Suze
With her dog by her side
She is loving this beautiful ride

[MaKa]

Down the river I will cruise
Oh what a lucky girl is Suze
With her dog by her side
She is loving this beautiful ride
The tan she is getting is hiding her bruise.


Going to marinade some chickens for the Memorial Day bash

[Breezy]

Going to marinade some chickens for the Memorial Day bash
When the day is over I am going to have to dash

[MaKa]

Going to marinade some chickens for the Memorial Day bash
When the day is over I am going to have to dash
Please save me some leftovers for tomorrow's meal

[Suze]

Going to marinade some chickens for the Memorial Day bash
When the day is over I am going to have to dash
Please save me some leftovers for tomorrow's meal
It's better than eating reheated oatmeal

[MaKa]

Going to marinade some chickens for the Memorial Day bash
When the day is over I am going to have to dash
Please save me some leftovers for tomorrow's meal
It's better than eating reheated oatmeal
Think I'll make a big pot of hash.


Got to check out some new DVD's

[Eve]

Got to check out some new DVD's
So no interruptions now please

[MaKa]

Got to check out some new DVD's
So no interruptions now please
Found some old films I never saw before

[Suze]

Got to check out some new DVD's
So no interruptions now please
Found some old films I never saw before
so many movies I never saw

[MaKa]

Got to check out some new DVD's
So no interruptions now please
Found some old films I never saw before
so many movies I never saw

[Suze]

Got to check out some new DVD's
So no interruptions now please
Found some old films I never saw before
wait someone is knocking at my door

[MaKa]

Got to check out some new DVD's
So no interruptions now please
Found some old films I never saw before
wait someone is knocking at my door
The delivery man just brought me some cheese.


Lots of weddings and graduations this spring

[Breezy]

Lots of weddings and graduations this spring
Lots to do, but don't want to do a thing

[MaKa]

Lots of weddings and graduations this spring
Lots to do, but don't want to do a thing
I'll just tackle one task each day

[Suze]

Lots of weddings and graduations this spring
Lots to do, but don't want to do a thing
I'll just tackle one task each day
and thenL'll go out to play

[Eve]

Lots of weddings and graduations this spring
Lots to do, but don't want to do a thing
I'll just tackle one task each day
and thenL'll go out to play
If no ones around I may even sing


I once met a guy with a wig

[MaKa]

I once met a guy with a wig
On a rope he was leading a pig

[Suze]

I once met a guy with a wig
On a rope he was leading a pig
skipping along down a very dark street

[MaKa]

I once met a guy with a wig
On a rope he was leading a pig
skipping along down a very dark street
Whistling a very lively beat

[Eve]

I once met a guy with a wig
On a rope he was leading a pig
skipping along down a very dark street
Whistling a very lively beat
As the pig played a tune on a twig


Long ago was a girl called Matilda

[MaKa]

Long ago was a girl called Matilda
She could waltz like a girl named Gilda

[Eve]

Long ago was a girl called Matilda
She could waltz like a girl named Gilda
Though she had only one leg

[L e s]

Long ago was a girl called Matilda
She could waltz like a girl named Gilda
Though she had only one leg
She was a 'Good egg'

[MaKa]

Long ago was a girl called Matilda
She could waltz like a girl named Gilda
Though she had only one leg
She was a 'Good egg'
And found dancing really fulfilled 'er.


There is water covering many of the fields

[Suze]

There is water covering many of the fields
The flowers are used for sheilds

[MaKa]

There is water covering many of the fields
The flowers are used for sheilds
When the ground dries out, it will be planted anew

[benhenry]

There is water covering many of the fields
The flowers are used for sheilds
When the ground dries out, it will be planted anew

There is water covering many of the fields
The flowers are used for sheilds
When the ground dries out,
it will be planted anew
With seeds, for colors to yield.

A girl with a leg as long as a bat

[MaKa]

A girl with a leg as long as a bat
Was wearing a very broad-brimmed hat

[Suze]

A girl with a leg as long as a bat
Was wearing a very broad-brimmed hat
She was taller than tall

[Eve]

A girl with a leg as long as a bat
Was wearing a very broad-brimmed hat
She was taller than tall
But tended to brawl

[L e s]

A girl with a leg as long as a bat
Was wearing a very broad-brimmed hat
She was taller than tall
But tended to brawl
When people laughed at her hat


There was something posted in white

[Eve]

There was something posted in white
To read it may give you a fright

[L e s]

There was something posted in white
To read it may give you a fright
It seems that now it is gone

[Eve]

There was something posted in white
To read it may give you a fright
It seems that now it is gone
Must have just been a con

[L e s]

There was something posted in white
To read it may give you a fright
It seems that now it is gone
Must have just been a con
Or just for one persons sight

I finaly got my cup of tea

[MaKa]

I finaly got my cup of tea
With lemon and a spoonful of honey

[Eve]

I finaly got my cup of tea
With lemon and a spoonful of honey
But I drank it too quickly :eek:

[MaKa]

I finaly got my cup of tea
With lemon and a spoonful of honey
But I drank it too quickly
And started feeling quite sickly

[Eve]

I finaly got my cup of tea
With lemon and a spoonful of honey
But I drank it too quickly
And started feeling quite sickly
Which made me wail like a banshee.


In the forest there lived a large yeti

[Breezy]

In the forest there lived a large yeti
He wanted to walk on the jetty

[Eve]

In the forest there lived a large yeti
He wanted to walk on the jetty
But he stumbled and fell

[MaKa]

In the forest there lived a large yeti
He wanted to walk on the jetty
But he stumbled and fell
And let out quite a yell

[Eve]

In the forest there lived a large yeti
He wanted to walk on the jetty
But he stumbled and fell
And let out quite a yell
Then home for a bowl of spaghetti

The dog was a-barking ferociously loud

[L e s]

The dog was a-barking ferociously loud
Trying quite hard to summon a crowd

[Eve]

The dog was a-barking ferociously loud
Trying quite hard to summon a crowd
But it efforts were halted

[Suze]

The dog was a-barking ferociously loud
Trying quite hard to summon a crowd
But it efforts were halted
when he slid on a malted

[Eve]

The dog was a-barking ferociously loud
Trying quite hard to summon a crowd
But it efforts were halted
when he slid on a malted
Such nuisance should not be allowed


If I were a cat I'd be happy

[Suze]

If I were a cat I'd be happy
if I could sit on the lap of my Pappy

[Eve]

If I were a cat I'd be happy
if I could sit on the lap of my Pappy
Be fed tid-bits all day

[MaKa]

If I were a cat I'd be happy
if I could sit on the lap of my Pappy
Be fed tid-bits all day
Sleep the hours away

[Eve]

If I were a cat I'd be happy
if I could sit on the lap of my Pappy
Be fed tid-bits all day
Sleep the hours away
I would never be lonely or snappy

There was a young man with an ailment

[benhenry]

There was a young man with an ailment
that caused him to speak with an accent

[Eve]

There was a young man with an ailment
that caused him to speak with an accent
His speech was quite garbled

[benhenry]

There was a young man with an ailment
that caused him to speak with an accent
His speech was quite garbled
So he rinsed with mouthwash and gargled

[MaKa]

There was a young man with an ailment
that caused him to speak with an accent
His speech was quite garbled
So he rinsed with mouthwash and gargled
Which helped calm him down for the moment.


Think I'll head to the lake for a swim

[Eve]

Think I'll head to the lake for a swim
And forget about the state I am in

[MaKa]

Think I'll head to the lake for a swim
And forget about the state I am in
After cooling off I can think more clearly

[Suze]

Think I'll head to the lake for a swim
And forget about the state I am in
After cooling off I can think more clearly
Do I like it here ...yes dearly

[Eve]

Think I'll head to the lake for a swim
And forget about the state I am in
After cooling off I can think more clearly
Do I like it here ...yes dearly
And to lose 'here' would be very grim. :( :(


We just never know what's round the bend

[MaKa]

We just never know what's round the bend
There surely are fences we'll have to mend

[Suze]

We just never know what's round the bend
There surely are fences we'll have to mend
we'll smile and be pleasant to those we meet

[Eve]

We just never know what's round the bend
There surely are fences we'll have to mend
we'll smile and be pleasant to those we meet
And try not to frown when we smell their feet

[Suze]

We just never know what's round the bend
There surely are fences we'll have to mend
we'll smile and be pleasant to those we meet
And try not to frown when we smell their feet
on soapy water they do not depend


a jump in the pool should cool me off

[MaKa]

A jump in the pool should cool me off
As quickly my excess garments I doff

[benhenry]

A jump in the pool should cool me off
As quickly my excess garments I doff
The breeze is tickling all my skin

[Suze]

A jump in the pool should cool me off
As quickly my excess garments I doff
The breeze is tickling all my skin
Oh! how I wish I was thin

[MaKa]

A jump in the pool should cool me off
As quickly my excess garments I doff
The breeze is tickling all my skin
Oh! how I wish I was thin
Working out at the club is not quite enough.


This heat is taking my appetite away

[Suze]

This heat is taking my appetite away
I don't even want to go out to play

[MaKa]

This heat is taking my appetite away
I don't even want to go out to play
Guess I'll run some errands in town

[benhenry]

This heat is taking my appetite away
I don't even want to go out to play
Guess I'll run some errands in town
Get some junk food and shovel it down

[Suze]

This heat is taking my appetite away
I don't even want to go out to play
Guess I'll run some errands in town
Get some junk food and shovel it down
and so indoors I will stay

High up on a mountain top

[MaKa]

High up on a mountain top
I was enjoying a can of soda pop

[Eve]

High up on a mountain top
I was enjoying a can of soda pop
When out popped a yeti and gave me a scare

[MaKa]

High up on a mountain top
I was enjoying a can of soda pop
When out popped a yeti and gave me a scare
He looked like quite a very large bear

[Eve]

High up on a mountain top
I was enjoying a can of soda pop
When out popped a yeti and gave me a scare
He looked like quite a very large bear
I ran so fast and did not stop


I spied a large cat in the valley

[MaKa]

I spied a large cat in the valley
It looked like it belonged to O'Malley

[Eve]

I spied a large cat in the valley
It looked like it belonged to O'Malley
With three legs and one eye

[benhenry]

I spied a large cat in the valley
It looked like it belonged to O'Malley
With three legs and one eye
and her tail in the sky

[Eve]

I spied a large cat in the valley
It looked like it belonged to O'Malley
With three legs and one eye
and her tail in the sky
She was behaving as if 'doolalley'


Old ladies are prone to fall over

[benhenry]

Old ladies are prone to fall over
but lucky to land in the clover

[MaKa]

Old ladies are prone to fall over
but lucky to land in the clover
So, carry a cane

[Eve]

Old ladies are prone to fall over
but lucky to land in the clover
So, carry a cane
And don't slip in the rain

[benhenry]

Old ladies are prone to fall over
but lucky to land in the clover
So, carry a cane
And don't slip in the rain
to become grandmother's next lover.

[benhenry]

The top of a tree fell down on my house

[Eve]

The top of a tree fell down on my house
Frightening me, my kids, and a mouse

[MaKa]

The top of a tree fell down on my house
Frightening me, my kids, and a mouse
It damaged the roof and the gutters too

[Eve]

The top of a tree fell down on my house
Frightening me, my kids, and a mouse
It damaged the roof and the gutters too
But the wonderful heavens are now in view

[Breezy]

The top of a tree fell down on my house
Frightening me, my kids, and a mouse
It damaged the roof and the gutters too
But the wonderful heavens are now in view
As well as an enormous louse!

Summer breezes fill the air

[Suze]

Summer breezes fill the air
I love to feel the wind in my hair

[MaKa]

Summer breezes fill the air
I love to feel the wind in my hair
It's great to relax on the garden swing

[Suze]

Summer breezes fill the air
I love to feel the wind in my hair
It's great to relax on the garden swing
and listen to those breezes sing

[MaKa]

Summer breezes fill the air
I love to feel the wind in my hair
It's great to relax on the garden swing
and listen to those breezes sing
Trying to catch a few winks while I'm there.


Everyone seems to be barbecue'n tonight

[Eve]

Everyone seems to be barbecue'n tonight
I would come too if I got an invite :)