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L e s
07-06-2005, 12:06 AM
Everyone seems to be barbecue'n tonight
I would come too if I got an invite
But to stay here with you
Everyone seems to be barbecue'n tonight
I would come too if I got an invite
But to stay here with you
Would be quite ok too
Everyone seems to be barbecue'n tonight
I would come too if I got an invite
But to stay here with you
Would be quite ok too
So I'll run to the kitchen and whip up a bite.
Got to make some ice cream sundaes tonite
benhenry
07-06-2005, 08:19 PM
Got to make some ice cream sundaes tonite
and muffins for morning when dawn is bright
Got to make some ice cream sundaes tonite
and muffins for morning when dawn is bright
Such a feast I'll prepare
benhenry
07-07-2005, 11:02 AM
Got to make some ice cream sundaes tonite
and muffins for morning when dawn is bright
Such a feast I'll prepare
with the family there
Got to make some ice cream sundaes tonite
and muffins for morning when dawn is bright
Such a feast I'll prepare
with the family there
Having kith and kin here will be such a delight!
The men will be golfing, some women and kids too
The men will be golfing, some women and kids too
the course is looking more like a zoo
Breezy
07-09-2005, 08:07 AM
The men will be golfing, some women and kids too
the course is looking more like a zoo
But we are creative and can make it work
The men will be golfing, some women and kids too
the course is looking more like a zoo
But we are creative and can make it work
It's certainly not a task we would shirk
The men will be golfing, some women and kids too
the course is looking more like a zoo
But we are creative and can make it work
It's certainly not a task we would shirk
I'm using a stick in place of a club... it will just have to do
in the dark if the night the owls go hoot
in the dark if the night the owls go hoot
If there are enough rodents they'll share their loot
in the dark if the night the owls go hoot
If there are enough rodents they'll share their loot
some for you and some for me
in the dark if the night the owls go hoot
If there are enough rodents they'll share their loot
some for you and some for me
They'll feast all night up in the tree
in the dark if the night the owls go hoot
If there are enough rodents they'll share their loot
some for you and some for me
They'll feast all night up in the tree
Ill stand below and toot on my flute :)
Around the corner came a strange sight
Around the corner came a strange sight
Two guys on unicycles each flying a kite
Around the corner came a strange sight
Two guys on unicycles each flying a kite
and on the kites tail was the strangest of things
Around the corner came a strange sight
Two guys on unicycles each flying a kite
and on the kites tail was the strangest of things
A big paper bird with bells on its wings
Breezy
07-15-2005, 06:23 AM
Around the corner came a strange sight
Two guys on unicycles each flying a kite
and on the kites tail was the strangest of things
A big paper bird with bells on its wings
That makes music when they flap and the bird even sings!
great going London you're geting the games
L e s
07-17-2005, 01:58 AM
great going London you're geting the games
But who's going to light the Olympic flames
benhenry
07-17-2005, 05:15 AM
great going London you're geting the games
But who's going to light the Olympic flames
Tell us the truth and what it will cost
great going London you're geting the games
But who's going to light the Olympic flames
Tell us the truth and what it will cost
There are a lot of expenses for being the host
benhenry
07-17-2005, 12:30 PM
great going London you're geting the games
But who's going to light the Olympic flames
Tell us the truth and what it will cost
There are a lot of expenses for being the host
And your reputation for taxes is having the most!
I jumped over some clover and slipped in the green
FYI
You will have to try a different third line.
Here is a classic limerick as an example:
There was an old man of Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing
It said on the door
`Don't spit on the floor'
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.
alan
FYI
You will have to try a different fifth line.(With apologies to Alan).
Here is a classic limerick as an example:
There was an old man of Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing
It said on the door
`Don't spit on the floor'
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.
alan
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benhenry
07-17-2005, 04:55 PM
FYI
You will have to try a different third line.
Here is a classic limerick as an example:
There was an old man of Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing
It said on the door
`Don't spit on the floor'
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.
alan
I'm sorry! I didn't realize that the internal rhyme
was a part of the format... I thought it was just an extra
special bonus on a really "good" one....
I apologize with a snort, I am a dork!
Would you please forgive me and restart? :)
I jumped over some clover and slipped in the green
I'm so embarrassed I hope I 'm not seen
I jumped over some clover and slipped in the green
I'm so embarrassed I hope I 'm not seen
These soles are so slippery, I must take more care
I jumped over some clover and slipped in the green
I'm so embarrassed I hope I 'm not seen
These soles are so slippery, I must take more care
Shame on anyone who stopped to stare
Angel
07-17-2005, 09:48 PM
I jumped over some clover and slipped in the green
I'm so embarrassed I hope I 'm not seen
These soles are so slippery, I must take more care
Shame on anyone who stopped to stare
I think I may have damaged my spleen.
There once was a dog from Dover....
I jumped over some clover and slipped in the green
I'm so embarrassed I hope I 'm not seen
These soles are so slippery, I must take more care
Shame on anyone who stopped to stare
Guess it's time to change my routine.
Another cool shower will feel oh so good!
Angel
07-17-2005, 10:02 PM
Another cool shower will feel oh so good!
rinse off this stuff since I've been in the 'hood
Another cool shower will feel oh so good!
rinse off this stuff since I've been in the 'hood
Then off to bed for a well-deserved nap
Another cool shower will feel oh so good!
rinse off this stuff since I've been in the 'hood
Then off to bed for a well-deserved nap
First I think I'll have a night cap
Breezy
07-19-2005, 06:40 AM
Another cool shower will feel oh so good!
rinse off this stuff since I've been in the 'hood
Then off to bed for a well-deserved nap
First I think I'll have a night cap
And start off tomorrow the way that I should.
Vacations are wonderful times of the year
Vacations are wonderful times of the year
I'm short some money to travel I fear
Vacations are wonderful times of the year
I'm short some money to travel I fear
Taking an excursion bus in one's hometown
Vacations are wonderful times of the year
I'm short some money to travel I fear
Taking an excursion bus in one's hometown
as I ride along I see a big clown
Vacations are wonderful times of the year
I'm short some money to travel I fear
Taking an excursion bus in one's hometown
as I ride along I see a big clown
And with a smile my worries all disappear :)
I saw a strange man on a horse
Breezy
07-25-2005, 04:20 PM
I saw a strange man on a horse
On my way to the local golf course
I saw a strange man on a horse
On my way to the local golf course
He was waving a flag
I saw a strange man on a horse
On my way to the local golf course
He was waving a flag
It looked more like a rag
I saw a strange man on a horse
On my way to the local golf course
He was waving a flag
It looked more like a rag
and then hit the wall with great force
I hear the telephone ringing
I hear the telephone ringing
Am wondering what news it is bringing
I hear the telephone ringing
Am wondering what news it it bringing
Will it be friend or foe
I hear the telephone ringing
Am wondering what news it is bringing
Will it be friend or foe
Sometimes it's better not to know
I hear the telephone ringing
Am wondering what news it is bringing
Will it be friend or foe
Sometimes it's better not to know
Will either be crying or singing
I can't think of a line for the next one
I can't think of a line for the next one
This Limerick thread should be lots of fun
I can't think of a line for the next one
This Limerick thread should be lots of fun
It should make us giggle
I can't think of a line for the next one
This Limerick thread should be lots of fun
It should make us giggle
And guffaw and wiggle
I can't think of a line for the next one
This Limerick thread should be lots of fun
It should make us giggle
And guffaw and wiggle
especially while out in the sun
I banged my toe and it turned black
I banged my toe and it turned black
So I propped it up on an old dish rack
I banged my toe and it turned black
So I propped it up on an old dish rack
I soaked it with some Vinegar and Oill
I banged my toe and it turned black
So I propped it up on an old dish rack
I soaked it with some Vinegar and Oill
And covered it with some gauze and foil
Breezy
07-29-2005, 06:19 AM
I banged my toe and it turned black
So I propped it up on an old dish rack
I soaked it with some Vinegar and Oill
And covered it with some gauze and foil
And then put on a very needed ice pack!
Three little sisters are off to school
Three little sisters are off to school
Learning the 3 R's is really cool!
Three little sisters are off to school
Learning the 3 R's is really cool!
Reading 'riting and 'rithmetic
Three little sisters are off to school
Learning the 3 R's is really cool!
Reading 'riting and 'rithmetic
Phys Ed, Geography and Rhetoric
Three little sisters are off to school
Learning the 3 R's is really cool!
Reading 'riting and 'rithmetic
Phys Ed, Geography and Rhetoric
if I don't learn I will sit on a stool
can't wait to go shopping at the mall
Can't wait to go shopping at the mall
I've got to find a new wardrobe for fall
Breezy
08-02-2005, 05:39 PM
Can't wait to go shopping at the mall
I've got to find a new wardrobe for fall
Want to look spiffy when I go by to school
Can't wait to go shopping at the mall
I've got to find a new wardrobe for fall
Want to look spiffy when I go by to school
I don;t want to look like a dizzy fool
Breezy
08-04-2005, 06:40 AM
Can't wait to go shopping at the mall
I've got to find a new wardrobe for fall
Want to look spiffy when I go by to school
I don;t want to look like a dizzy fool
I wonder now who I will call?
under the rock you will see an ant
under the rock you will see an ant
Its probably some others uncle or aunt
Breezy
08-06-2005, 07:12 AM
Under the rock you will see an ant
Its probably some others uncle or aunt
Zapped by a wizard in yesterdays scare
*sorry about the oops! http://bestsmileys.com/signs11/7.gif
Under the rock you will see an ant
Its probably some others uncle or aunt
Zapped by a wizard in yesterdays scare
I wonder how nicely it would fare
Under the rock you will see an ant
Its probably some others uncle or aunt
Zapped by a wizard in yesterdays scare
I wonder how nicely it would fare
As the wizard cast spells with a wicked chant
There's a lining of silver behind every cloud
There's a lining of silver behind every cloud
That one must look for without a doubt
There's a lining of silver behind every cloud
That one must look for without a doubt
It may be hidden at first
There's a lining of silver behind every cloud
That one must look for without a doubt
It may be hidden at first
Just don't fear the worst
There's a lining of silver behind every cloud
That one must look for without a doubt
It may be hidden at first
Just don't fear the worst
Shhh listen its singing outloud
My big TV keeps going on the blink
My big TV keeps going on the blink
The picture tube needs replacing, I think
My big TV keeps going on the blink
The picture tube needs replacing, I think
I'd like to replace it but alas and alack
My big TV keeps going on the blink
The picture tube needs replacing, I think
I'd like to replace it but alas and alack
Better to keep the bank balance black
My big TV keeps going on the blink
The picture tube needs replacing, I think
I'd like to replace it but alas and alack
Better to keep the bank balance black
or maybe I should make it pink
I walked so far my feet are hurting
I walked so far my feet are hurting
My body is sore, and all work I'm averting
walked so far my feet are hurting
My body is sore, and all work I'm averting
I'll dust off the chair and just have a seat
walked so far my feet are hurting
My body is sore, and all work I'm averting
I'll dust off the chair and just have a seat
And up on the humpty I'll place my tired feet
Breezy
08-18-2005, 05:28 PM
Walked so far my feet are hurting
My body is sore, and all work I'm averting
I'll dust off the chair and just have a seat
And up on the humpty I'll place my tired feet
And take up some quiet flirting!
The night is quiet, and I feel fine
The night is quiet, and I feel fine
The full moon is really starting to shine
The night is quiet, and I feel fine
The full moon is really starting to shine
A night for ghosties and witches maybe
The night is quiet, and I feel fine
The full moon is really starting to shine
A night for ghosties and witches maybe
Some owls and bats one will surely see
The night is quiet, and I feel fine
The full moon is really starting to shine
A night for ghosties and witches maybe
Some owls and bats one will surely see
they will be in a nice straight line
the weather is cool i can go out to play
The weather is cool, I can go out to play
It's wonderful to stay out-of-doors all day
The weather is cool, I can go out to play
It's wonderful to stay out-of-doors all day
wish the nightime would come by later
The weather is cool, I can go out to play
It's wonderful to stay out-of-doors all day
wish the nightime would come by later
and perhaps a nice wine waiter :)
The weather is cool, I can go out to play
It's wonderful to stay out-of-doors all day
wish the nightime would come by later
and perhaps a nice wine waiter
To help me while the time away,
It's State Fair time to enjoy a late summer fling
L e s
08-28-2005, 02:28 PM
It's State Fair time to enjoy a late summer fling
With the children with us, we all start to sing
It's State Fair time to enjoy a late summer fling
With the children with us, we all start to sing
There is so much to see and eat and drink
It's State Fair time to enjoy a late summer fling
With the children with us, we all start to sing
There is so much to see and eat and drink
I'd like to go there too I think :)
It's State Fair time to enjoy a late summer fling
With the children with us, we all start to sing
There is so much to see and eat and drink
I'd like to go there too I think
Lots of money and a shopping bag one must bring.
The signals of autumn are starting to appear
The signals of autumn are starting to appear
Which perhaps means cool weather is very near
The signals of autumn are starting to appear
Which perhaps means cool weather is very near
Some trees are turning spectacular hues
The signals of autumn are starting to appear
Which perhaps means cool weather is very near
Some trees are turning spectacular hues
so many beautiful colors i'ts hard to chooset
The signals of autumn are starting to appear
Which perhaps means cool weather is very near
Some trees are turning spectacular hues
so many beautiful colors i'ts hard to choose
I think it's my favourite time of the year
There was a young lad with a pimple
Breezy
08-31-2005, 05:10 PM
There was a young lad with a pimple
Who loved to live life very simple
There was a young lad with a pimple
Who loved to live life very simple
He was promptly in bed by nine
There was a young lad with a pimple
Who loved to live life very simple
He was promptly in bed by nine
After washing in brine
There was a young lad with a pimple
Who loved to live life very simple
He was promptly in bed by nine
After washing in brine
you could see his cute little dimple
There is a man in need of some help
There is a man in need of some help
As he found himseft stuck on the shelf
There is a man in need of some help
As he found himseft stuck on the shelf
He tried to get hold of someglue remover
There is a man in need of some help
As he found himseft stuck on the shelf
He tried to get hold of someglue remover
Which was a very painful maneuver
There is a man in need of some help
As he found himseft stuck on the shelf
He tried to get hold of someglue remover
Which was a very painful maneuver
alas alack he's stuck to the kelp
I wonder what is in the big ox
I wonder what is in the big ox
Perhaps Suze you may have meant box?
Breezy
09-05-2005, 08:26 AM
I wonder what is in the big ox
Perhaps Suze you may have meant box?
I saw the ox eat something large
I wonder what is in the big ox
Perhaps Suze you may have meant box?
I saw the ox eat something large
Yep! I did mean box
I wonder what is in the big box
I wonder what is in the big box
It feels like it's filled with rocks
I wonder what is in the big box
It feels like it's filled with rocks
But I hope it is something more exciting
I wonder what is in the big box
It feels like it's filled with rocks
But I hope it is something more exciting
it surely seems to be enticing
I wonder what is in the big box
It feels like it's filled with rocks
But I hope it is something more exciting
it surely seems to be enticing
Much better than hankies or socks
Meal preparation is such a big bore
Meal preparation is such a big bore
its on my list as the most awful chore
Meal preparation is such a big bore
its on my list as the most awful chore
But we all have to eat
Meal preparation is such a big bore
its on my list as the most awful chore
But we all have to eat
or go down in defeat
Meal preparation is such a big bore
its on my list as the most awful chore
But we all have to eat
or go down in defeat
And end up in a heap on the floor
The boy on the boat was quite queasy
The boy on the boat was quite queasy
The pitching and rolling made him very uneasy
benhenry
09-09-2005, 09:49 PM
The boy on the boat was quite queasy
The pitching and rolling made him very uneasy
He sat down on the prow
The boy on the boat was quite queasy
The pitching and rolling made him very uneasy
He sat down on the prow
And mopped his poor brow
The boy on the boat was quite queasy
The pitching and rolling made him very uneasy
He sat down on the prow
And mopped his poor brow
While munching on crackers cheesy.
Time to defrost Franks for the picnic tonight
Time to defrost Franks for the picnic tonight
get out the charcole and give the bar-b-q a light
Time to defrost Franks for the picnic tonight
get out the charcole and give the bar-b-q a light
The neighbors will bring potato salad and baked beans
Breezy
09-11-2005, 10:12 AM
Time to defrost Franks for the picnic tonight
get out the charcole and give the bar-b-q a light
The neighbors will bring potato salad and baked beans
I'll be coming in my t-shirt and jeans
benhenry
09-14-2005, 05:01 PM
Time to defrost Franks for the picnic tonight
get out the charcole and give the bar-b-q a light
The neighbors will bring potato salad and baked beans
I'll be coming in my t-shirt and jeans
And fire up the torches at night.
The girl in the lake was so pretty
The girl in the lake was so pretty
And that is the start of my ditty
The girl in the lake was so pretty
And that is the start of my ditty
But her boat overturned
benhenry
09-14-2005, 07:26 PM
The girl in the lake was so pretty
And that is the start of my ditty
But her boat overturned
and her date at the stern
The girl in the lake was so pretty
And that is the start of my ditty
But her boat overturned
and her date at the stern
So they headed off back to the city
My cat had a fit just this morning
My cat had a fit just this morning
She often does this without warning
My cat had a fit just this morning
She often does this without warning
It made her so wobbly
My cat had a fit just this morning
She often does this without warning
It made her so wobbly
She seems fine again---prob'ly
My cat had a fit just this morning
She often does this without warning
It made her so wobbly
She seems fine again---prob'ly
So don't yet have to go into mourning
Over the hill came a sight so strange
benhenry
09-15-2005, 12:21 AM
Over the hill came a sight so strange
marching backwards to the rifle range
Over the hill came a sight so strange
marching backwards to the rifle range
I pinched myself "am I awake or asleep?"
benhenry
09-15-2005, 03:30 PM
Over the hill came a sight so strange
marching backwards to the rifle range
I pinched myself "am I awake or asleep?"
reversed soldiers four files deep
Over the hill came a sight so strange
marching backwards to the rifle range
I pinched myself "am I awake or asleep?"
reversed soldiers four files deep
oh dear its a poor dog with the mange
Look whats hiding around the corner
benhenry
09-16-2005, 04:29 PM
Look whats hiding around the corner
A bicycle thief and I'm the owner
Look whats hiding around the corner
A bicycle thief and I'm the owner
The front tire is stashed away
benhenry
09-16-2005, 05:15 PM
Look whats hiding around the corner
A bicycle thief and I'm the owner
The front tire is stashed away
I won't let him sin today
Look whats hiding around the corner
A bicycle thief and I'm the owner
The front tire is stashed away
I won't let him sin today
He's probably waiting for Little Jack Horner.
It's time to enjoy the Harvest Moon
benhenry
09-16-2005, 09:42 PM
It's time to enjoy the Harvest Moon
orange-gold like she was in June
It's time to enjoy the Harvest Moon
orange-gold like she was in June
The local melons and produce are such a treat
It's time to enjoy the Harvest Moon
orange-gold like she was in June
The local melons and produce are such a treat
but I squashed them with my punky feet
It's time to enjoy the Harvest Moon
orange-gold like she was in June
The local melons and produce are such a treat
but I squashed them with my punky feet
And now have to eat them with a spoon.
The birthday bash was loads of fun
Breezy
09-18-2005, 07:45 AM
The birthday bash was loads of fun
Every game we played, I won
The birthday bash was loads of fun
Every game we played, I won
All that good food filled me up to the brim
The birthday bash was loads of fun
Every game we played, I won
All that good food filled me up to the brim
No wonder I'm not looking thin
The birthday bash was loads of fun
Every game we played, I won
All that good food filled me up to the brim
No wonder I'm not looking thin
Guess I'd better go for a run.
The early morning golfers are waiting their turns
The early morning golfers are waiting their turns
for a super great shot they yearns
The early morning golfers are waiting their turns
for a super great shot they yearns
It matters not if it snows or rains
The early morning golfers are waiting their turns
for a super great shot they yearns
Standing in line clutching balls and clubs
Heads or tails, Eve? Yours :)
The early morning golfers are waiting their turns
for a super great shot they yearns
It matters not if it snows or rains
They have the golf bug in their veins
The early morning golfers are waiting their turns
for a super great shot they yearns
Standing in line clutching balls and clubs
Their veins are filled with golfing bugs
The early morning golfers are waiting their turns
for a super great shot they yearns
Standing in line clutching balls and clubs
Their veins are filled with golfing bugs
Oops there goes the ball into the ferns
while walking down the street one day
While walking down the street one day
An elephant got in my way
While walking down the street one day
An elephant got in my way
I waited till he crossed the road
While walking down the street one day
An elephant got in my way
I waited till he crossed the road
But stepped upon a poisonous toad
While walking down the street one day
An elephant got in my way
I waited till he crossed the road
But stepped upon a poisonous toad
And finally got back home-hooray!
This weekend flew by much too fast
benhenry
09-25-2005, 09:00 PM
This weekend flew by much too fast
the wings were silver when they passed
This weekend flew by much too fast
the wings were silver when they passed
Gotta roll up my sleeves for this week's new chores
Breezy
09-28-2005, 06:52 AM
This weekend flew by much too fast
the wings were silver when they passed
Gotta roll up my sleeves for this week's new chores
It is very doubtful I will ever get bored
This weekend flew by much too fast
the wings were silver when they passed
Gotta roll up my sleeves for this week's new chores
It is very doubtful I will ever get bored
Am just hoping that this nice weather will last.
I need to enroll in Limericks 101
I need to enroll in Limericks 101
But I'd rather eat a caramel bun
I need to enroll in Limericks 101
But I'd rather eat a caramel bun
If that will work, I shall give it a try
I need to enroll in Limericks 101
But I'd rather eat a caramel bun
If that will work, I shall give it a try
Better than eating pie in the sky
I need to enroll in Limericks 101
But I'd rather eat a caramel bun
If that will work, I shall give it a try
Better than eating pie in the sky
It has to be something one can grab and run.
The boaters are having their season's end flings
Breezy
10-02-2005, 07:34 AM
The boaters are having their season's end flings
They are pouting cuz they don't want to be rid of the things
The boaters are having their season's end flings
They are pouting cuz they don't want to be rid of the things
It's time to start planning for winter sports
The boaters are having their season's end flings
They are pouting cuz they don't want to be rid of the things
It's time to start planning for winter sports
Put away sandals sunhats and shorts
The boaters are having their season's end flings
They are pouting cuz they don't want to be rid of the things
It's time to start planning for winter sports
Put away sandals sunhats and shorts
Soon we'll be seeing a season that zings!
This is great weather for frogs and toads
This is great weather for frogs and toads
You see them leaping all over the roads
This is great weather for frogs and toads
You see them leaping all over the roads
The birds overhead keep a watchful eye
This is great weather for frogs and toads
You see them leaping all over the roads
The birds overhead keep a watchful eye
Trying to catch a toad on the sly
Breezy
10-07-2005, 08:48 AM
This is great weather for frogs and toads
You see them leaping all over the roads
The birds overhead keep a watchful eye
Trying to catch a toad on the sly
Before it runs to its hidden abode.
Visiting friends is really a treat
Visiting friends is really a treat
It is so seldom that we can meet
Visiting friends is really a treat
It is so seldom that we can meet
Oh how they have aged you think to yourself :)
Visiting friends is really a treat
It is so seldom that we can meet
Oh how they have aged you think to yourself
(That is a topic on which we can't delve)
Visiting friends is really a treat
It is so seldom that we can meet
Oh how they have aged you think to yourself
(That is a topic on which we can't delve)
Past all mirrors we run with fast feet :)
He played a sad tune on his trumpet
Breezy
10-12-2005, 07:43 AM
He played a sad tune on his trumpet
Hoping he soon would forget
He played a sad tune on his trumpet
Hoping he soon would forget
Time will heal all wounds, they say
He played a sad tune on his trumpet
Hoping he soon would forget
Time will heal all wounds, they say
And tomorrow is always another day
He played a sad tune on his trumpet
Hoping he soon would forget
Time will heal all wounds, they say
And tomorrow is always another day
What will cheer him up with his tea is a crumpet.
A lovely warm and soft rain is falling today
A lovely warm and soft rain is falling today
So lets watch the birds as they frolic and play
A lovely warm and soft rain is falling today
So lets watch the birds as they frolic and play
The kids are puddle-jumping full of glee
Breezy
10-16-2005, 04:32 PM
A lovely warm and soft rain is falling today
So lets watch the birds as they frolic and play
The kids are puddle-jumping full of glee
Every chance they get they are picking on me
A lovely warm and soft rain is falling today
So lets watch the birds as they frolic and play
The kids are puddle-jumping full of glee
Every chance they get they are picking on me
Can't decide if I should run home or stay.
It's fun to see Halloween decorations all over town
Breezy
10-18-2005, 06:18 AM
It's fun to see Halloween decorations all over town
When I get a chance I am going to go down
It's fun to see Halloween decorations all over town
When I get a chance I am going to go down
After dark it gets quite spooky in places
It's fun to see Halloween decorations all over town
When I get a chance I am going to go down
After dark it gets quite spooky in places
Witches and ghosties and scary faces
It's fun to see Halloween decorations all over town
When I get a chance I am going to go down
After dark it gets quite spooky in places
Witches and ghosties and scary faces
And even a wild-eyed red-headed clown.
The bluejays are making a lot of noise
Breezy
10-20-2005, 07:24 PM
The bluejays are making a lot of noise
I hope to buy them some brand new toys
The bluejays are making a lot of noise
I hope to buy them some brand new toys
They chase all the birds away from the feeders
The bluejays are making a lot of noise
I hope to buy them some brand new toys
They chase all the birds away from the feeders
have to seek out those which are the leaders
The bluejays are making a lot of noise
I hope to buy them some brand new toys
They chase all the birds away from the feeders
have to seek out those which are the leaders
Try to scare them away, there is no other choice.
The UN is 60 years old today
Breezy
10-25-2005, 07:37 AM
The UN is 60 years old today
I wonder how much longer it will stay
The UN is 60 years old today
I wonder how much longer it will stay
We must work very hard toward peace in our time
The UN is 60 years old today
I wonder how much longer it will stay
We must work very hard toward peace in our time
and get rid of all the ugly crime
Breezy
10-31-2005, 06:37 AM
The UN is 60 years old today
I wonder how much longer it will stay
We must work very hard toward peace in our time
and get rid of all the ugly crime
So that today can be a new day
The time has changed and I hate the dark
The time has changed and I hate the dark
There soon will be snow to brighten the park
The time has changed and I hate the dark
There soon will be snow to brighten the park
We can skate on the Ice and romp in the snow
Breezy
11-01-2005, 06:37 AM
The time has changed and I hate the dark
There soon will be snow to brighten the park
We can skate on the Ice and romp in the snow
Having fun wherever we go
The time has changed and I hate the dark
There soon will be snow to brighten the park
We can skate on the Ice and romp in the snow
Having fun wherever we go
Letting the dogs play around and bark.
There are lots of meetings to attend this week
Breezy
11-03-2005, 07:35 AM
There are lots of meetings to attend this week
I have lost important papers so need to go seek
here are lots of meetings to attend this week
I have lost important papers so need to go seek
I hunted high and I hunted low
here are lots of meetings to attend this week
I have lost important papers so need to go seek
I hunted high and I hunted low
Where on earth did my notebook go?
here are lots of meetings to attend this week
I have lost important papers so need to go seek
I hunted high and I hunted low
Where on earth did my notebook go?
Under the bed I'll take a peek
Up town, Downtown. all around town
Up town, Downtown. all around town
Wearing my newest velvet gown
Breezy
11-06-2005, 06:32 AM
Up town, Downtown. all around town
Wearing my newest velvet gown
Looking in the shops for a new diamond ring
Up town, Downtown. all around town
Wearing my newest velvet gown
Looking in the shops for a new diamond ring
And a few other treats that Santa could bring
Up town, Downtown. all around town
Wearing my newest velvet gown
Looking in the shops for a new diamond ring
And a few other treats that Santa could bring
Just hope the reindeer dont all lie down
Hayfever can drive one quite dotty
Hayfever can drive one quite dotty
It makes me go the the potty
Hayfever can drive one quite dotty
It makes me go the the potty
With swollen eyes and stuffed-up nose
Hayfever can drive one quite dotty
It makes me go the the potty
With swollen eyes and stuffed-up nose
Teardrops falling dripping on toes
Breezy
11-07-2005, 05:00 PM
Hayfever can drive one quite dotty
It makes me go the the potty
With swollen eyes and stuffed-up nose
Teardrops falling dripping on toes
I feel like being naughty!
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It is raining here today
It is raining here today
We'll have to stay indoors and play
It is raining here today
We'll have to stay indoors and play
Perhaps boot up your 'puter too
It is raining here today
We'll have to stay indoors and play
Perhaps boot up your 'puter too
Catching up on reading is something I'll do
Breezy
11-10-2005, 06:18 PM
It is raining here today
We'll have to stay indoors and play
Perhaps boot up your 'puter too
Catching up on reading is something I'll do
Wish I could just stay!
A beautiful day outside
A beautiful day outside
Think I'll hop on my bike and go for a ride
Breezy
11-13-2005, 07:12 AM
A beautiful day outside
Think I'll hop on my bike and go for a ride
Going to ride on the new bike trail
L e s
11-13-2005, 09:12 AM
A beautiful day outside
Think I'll hop on my bike and go for a ride
Going to ride on the new bike trail
Watch out, DAMN, just hit that nail
A beautiful day outside
Think I'll hop on my bike and go for a ride
Going to ride on the new bike trail
Watch out, DAMN, just hit that nail
Thank goodness, the tire is still alright.
The wind is howling all night and all day
Breezy
11-14-2005, 07:47 PM
The wind is howling all night and all day
I would really love to go outside and play
The wind is howling all night and all day
I would really love to go outside and play
Tomorrow it's supposed to be sunny again
The wind is howling all night and all day
I would really love to go outside and play
Tomorrow it's supposed to be sunny again
I hope it's not out in vain
The wind is howling all night and all day
I would really love to go outside and play
Tomorrow it's supposed to be sunny again
I hope it's not out in vain
Guess I'll go outside anyway.
Wish I knew how many will come for Thanksgiving
Breezy
11-21-2005, 06:22 AM
Wish I knew how many will come for Thanksgiving
Having a house full of guests is really living
Wish I knew how many will come for Thanksgiving
Having a house full of guests is really living
The turkey is roasting
Wish I knew how many will come for Thanksgiving
Having a house full of guests is really living
The turkey is roasting
to good times we are toasting
Breezy
11-27-2005, 07:23 AM
Wish I knew how many will come for Thanksgiving
Having a house full of guests is really living
The turkey is roasting
to good times we are toasting
Hopefully we get through with the least amount of grieving.
Christmas is coming, it will be here before we know it
Breezy
11-27-2005, 07:23 AM
Wish I knew how many will come for Thanksgiving
Having a house full of guests is really living
The turkey is roasting
to good times we are toasting
Hopefully we get through with the least amount of grieving.
Christmas is coming, it will be here before we know it
Christmas is coming, it will be here before we know it
The kids are excited and want you to know it
Christmas is coming, it will be here before we know it
The kids are excited and want you to know it
Santa his reindeer is training for flight
Christmas is coming, it will be here before we know it
The kids are excited and want you to know it
Santa his reindeer is training for flight
look up high in the starry night
Christmas is coming, it will be here before we know it
The kids are excited and want you to know it
Santa his reindeer is training for flight
They are out practicing most every night
Breezy
11-30-2005, 06:00 AM
Christmas is coming, it will be here before we know it
The kids are excited and want you to know it
Santa his reindeer is training for flight
They are out practicing most every night
Be careful if you try to watch cuz you may get bit!
Santa's elves have lots to do
Santa's elves have lots to do
They work all day and nighttime too
Santa's elves have lots to do
They work all day and nighttime too
they hustle and bustle all the time
Santa's elves have lots to do
They work all day and nighttime too
they hustle and bustle all the time
While we are thinking up another rhyme
Santa's elves have lots to do
They work all day and nighttime too
they hustle and bustle all the time
While we are thinking up another rhyme
What they're making I haven't a clue
soon the new year will be upon us
Soon the new year will be upon us
Following on the heels of a merry Christmas
Breezy
12-05-2005, 06:36 AM
Soon the new year will be upon us
Following on the heels of a merry Christmas
Getting ready to make resolutions
Soon the new year will be upon us
Following on the heels of a merry Christmas
Getting ready to make resolutions
looking for many good solutions
Breezy
12-10-2005, 02:25 PM
Soon the new year will be upon us
Following on the heels of a merry Christmas
Getting ready to make resolutions
looking for many good solutions
Grabbing the necessities and boarding the bus!
Heading out to get things done
Heading out to get things done
Shopping can be lots of fun
Heading out to get things done
Shopping can be lots of fun
Hurry and Scurry all the day
Heading out to get things done
Shopping can be lots of fun
Hurry and Scurry all the day
After the holidays are over we'll be able to play
Breezy
12-13-2005, 05:44 PM
Heading out to get things done
Shopping can be lots of fun
Hurry and Scurry all the day
After the holidays are over we'll be able to play
And hopefully see a little sun!
Hope to go skiing fast down the slopes
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