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Hope to go skiing fast down the slopes
When the weather is cold, I'll be watching some soaps
Hope to go skiing fast down the slopes
When the weather is cold, I'll be watching some soaps
now get up and go and have a good time
Hope to go skiing fast down the slopes
When the weather is cold, I'll be watching some soaps
now get up and go and have a good time
When you get back you can finish this rhyme
Hope to go skiing fast down the slopes
When the weather is cold, I'll be watching some soaps
now get up and go and have a good time
When you get back you can finish this rhyme
they bundled up warm, they are no dopes
I spotted a gold fish in the brook
I spotted a gold fish in the brook
It surprised me so, I took another look
Breezy
12-17-2005, 06:33 AM
I spotted a gold fish in the brook
It surprised me so, I took another look
What I saw was amazing to me
I spotted a gold fish in the brook
It surprised me so, I took another look
What I saw was amazing to me
There wasn't just one, but more than three
I spotted a gold fish in the brook
It surprised me so, I took another look
What I saw was amazing to me
There wasn't just one, but more than three
I cooked them with chips and felt very crook
Christmas is coming and we're all getting fat
Christmas is coming and we're all getting fat
We sit by the fire and eat and chat
Christmas is coming and we're all getting fat
We sit by the fire and eat and chat
The waistband soon shrinks
Breezy
12-19-2005, 06:36 AM
Christmas is coming and we're all getting fat
We sit by the fire and eat and chat
The waistband soon shrinks
We try hard not to care what people think
Christmas is coming and we're all getting fat
We sit by the fire and eat and chat
The waistband soon shrinks
We try hard not to care what people think
I'm going on a diet so my tummy will be flat
The buses and trains are going on strike
The buses and trains are going on strike
Put on your walkers or get on your bike
The buses and trains are going on strike
Put on your walkers or get on your bike
what an awful mess the city is in
The buses and trains are going on strike
Put on your walkers or get on your bike
what an awful mess the city is in
It's a situation that no one will win
The buses and trains are going on strike
Put on your walkers or get on your bike
what an awful mess the city is in
It's a situation that no one will win
Something that none of us like :(
Rudolph is ready to polish his nose
Rudolph is ready to polish his nose
it is so red, just like a rose
Rudolph is ready to polish his nose
it is so red, just like a rose
The sled has been varnished and looks brand new
Rudolph is ready to polish his nose
it is so red, just like a rose
The sled has been varnished and looks brand new
He's visiting me, is he visiting you?
Breezy
12-25-2005, 04:27 AM
Rudolph is ready to polish his nose
it is so red, just like a rose
The sled has been varnished and looks brand new
He's visiting me, is he visiting you?
Now he is here and then off he goes!
Christmas is here and I am so glad
Christmas is here and I am so glad
They all are going over to eat with Mom and Dad
Christmas is here and I am so glad
They all are going over to eat with Mom and Dad
Surrounded by loved ones and presents to give
Breezy
12-27-2005, 06:27 AM
Christmas is here and I am so glad
They all are going over to eat with Mom and Dad
Surrounded by loved ones and presents to give
This is a beautiful way to live
Christmas is here and I am so glad
They all are going over to eat with Mom and Dad
Surrounded by loved ones and presents to give
This is a beautiful way to live
A happy celebration by all was had.
Now we all study the instructions to use
Now we all study the instructions to use
Hohohoho do not blow your fuse
Now we all study the instructions to use
Hohohoho do not blow your fuse
There seem to be a number of surplus parts
Now we all study the instructions to use
Hohohoho do not blow your fuse
There seem to be a number of surplus parts
Can't tell where it ends or where it starts
Now we all study the instructions to use
Hohohoho do not blow your fuse
There seem to be a number of surplus parts
Can't tell where it ends or where it starts
This project is really parental abuse!
These post-holiday sales are wearing me out
These post-holiday sales are wearing me out
I'll put on a smile or else I will pout
These post-holiday sales are wearing me out
I'll put on a smile or else I will pout
So off I'll keep trudging through slush and through snow
These post-holiday sales are wearing me out
I'll put on a smile or else I will pout
So off I'll keep trudging through slush and through snow
I need my strength to keep on the go
These post-holiday sales are wearing me out
I'll put on a smile or else I will pout
So off I'll keep trudging through slush and through snow
I need my strength to keep on the go
It all will be worthwhile, without a doubt.
For 2006 I've made good resolutions
For 2006 I've made good resolutions
If they fail I hope there'll be no retributions
For 2006 I've made good resolutions
If they fail I hope there'll be no retributions
They're stuck on the fridge to serve as reminder
For 2006 I've made good resolutions
If they fail I hope there'll be no retributions
They're stuck on the fridge to serve as reminder
Trouble is, fridge is behind her :)
For 2006 I've made good resolutions
If they fail I hope there'll be no retributions
They're stuck on the fridge to serve as reminder
Trouble is, fridge is behind her
It might require some novel solutions.
Garden catalogs are are piling up on the table
Garden catalogs are are piling up on the table
Delivered today by a lady called Mabel
Garden catalogs are are piling up on the table
Delivered today by a lady called Mabel
There's enough bed-time reading to last quite a while
Garden catalogs are are piling up on the table
Delivered today by a lady called Mabel
There's enough bed-time reading to last quite a while
Thinking of planting brings on a smile
Garden catalogs are are piling up on the table
Delivered today by a lady called Mabel
There's enough bed-time reading to last quite a while
Thinking of planting brings on a smile
It's lovely to grow things as long as one's able.
They're building snowmen all over our town
They're building snowmen all over our town
If it stays cold they will not fall down
They're building snowmen all over our town
If it stays cold they will not fall down
With top hats and shawls and bright carrot noses
They're building snowmen all over our town
If it stays cold they will not fall down
With top hats and shawls and bright carrot noses
Till it thaws everything's coming up roses
They're building snowmen all over our town
If it stays cold they will not fall down
With top hats and shawls and bright carrot noses
Till it thaws everything's coming up roses
and If he melts you'll see a big frown
when I look up I see the moon and the stars
When I look up I see the moon and the stars
Jupiter Saturn Venus and Mars
L e s
01-07-2006, 08:44 AM
When I look up I see the moon and the stars
Jupiter Saturn Venus and Mars
I think of things so far away
When I look up I see the moon and the stars
Jupiter Saturn Venus and Mars
I think of things so far away
Of how the night turns into day
Breezy
01-07-2006, 04:21 PM
When I look up I see the moon and the stars
Jupiter Saturn Venus and Mars
I think of things so far away
Of how the night turns into day
And feel grateful that I am not behind bars!
So many times that I regret
So many times that I regret
But I really mustn't fret
Breezy
01-08-2006, 03:36 PM
So many times that I regret
But I really mustn't fret
Because I have really turned things around
So many times that I regret
But I really mustn't fret
Because I have really turned things around
my life now is very sound
So many times that I regret
But I really mustn't fret
Because I have really turned things around
my life now is very sound
And things all seem the very best yet
My computer may drive me quite round the bend
My computer may drive me quite round the bend
I am scared to think where it all might end
My computer may drive me quite round the bend
I am scared to think where it all might end
My Drive is demented and my Bytes are quite batty
My computer may drive me quite round the bend
I am scared to think where it all might end
My Drive is demented and my Bytes are quite batty
This entire system is being quite bratty
My computer may drive me quite round the bend
I am scared to think where it all might end
My Drive is demented and my Bytes are quite batty
This entire system is being quite bratty
Why it bugs me I can't comprehend.
Cramp in the leg is a fearful afflication
Cramp in the leg is a fearful afflication
When it will strike one can't make a prediction
Cramp in the leg is a fearful afflication
When it will strike one can't make a prediction
Could be outdoing shopping or snuggled in bed
Cramp in the leg is a fearful afflication
When it will strike one can't make a prediction
Could be outdoing shopping or snuggled in bed
Or while out swimming which makes you see red
Cramp in the leg is a fearful afflication
When it will strike one can't make a prediction
Could be out doing shopping or snuggled in bed
Or while out swimming which makes you see red
Screaming in bed can lead to eviction.
The last of the Christmas chocolates are gone :(
The last of the Christmas chocolates are gone
Will check out candy stores when I'm all alone
The last of the Christmas chocolates are gone
Will check out candy stores when I'm all alone
My secret supply is hidden quite well
The last of the Christmas chocolates are gone
Will check out candy stores when I'm all alone
My secret supply is hidden quite well
If you have a hunch please do not tell
The last of the Christmas chocolates are gone
Will check out candy stores when I'm all alone
My secret supply is hidden quite well
If you have a hunch please do not tell
maybe its hiding in your ice cream cone
There's nothing on my TV tonight
There's nothing on my TV tonight
I'll watch a video-that suits me all right
There's nothing on my TV tonight
I'll watch a video-that suits me all right
can't find a video the I want to watch
There's nothing on my TV tonight
I'll watch a video-that suits me all right
can't find a video the I want to watch
Will need to pick up one which my mood will match
Breezy
01-14-2006, 05:10 PM
There's nothing on my TV tonight
I'll watch a video-that suits me all right
can't find a video the I want to watch
Will need to pick up one which my mood will match
At this rate I will be up ALL night!
I found four movie I want to see
I found four movie I want to see
Right now I might even settle for three
I found four movie I want to see
Right now I might even settle for three
Off I go to Blockbusters store
I found four movie I want to see
Right now I might even settle for three
Off I go to Blockbusters store
They are close and I've often been there before
I found four movie I want to see
Right now I might even settle for three
Off I go to Blockbusters store
They are close and I've often been there before
No movies to watch ,ohdear me!
I'm looking for a good book to read
I'm looking for a good book to read
A comfortable chair is all I need
Breezy
01-23-2006, 05:33 AM
I'm looking for a good book to read
A comfortable chair is all I need
I can read for hours at a time
I'm looking for a good book to read
A comfortable chair is all I need
I can read for hours at a time
Getting lost in a book is a treat sublime
I'm looking for a good book to read
A comfortable chair is all I need
I can read for hours at a time
Getting lost in a book is a treat sublime
better than going out to weed
I'm going in to the shower to wash my hair
I'm going in to the shower to wash my hair
And shall let it dry in the fresh air
Breezy
01-26-2006, 06:37 AM
I'm going in to the shower to wash my hair
And shall let it dry in the fresh air
Then out on a date I am going to go
I'm going in to the shower to wash my hair
And shall let it dry in the fresh air
Then out on a date I am going to go
I am in the mood for a funny show
I'm going in to the shower to wash my hair
And shall let it dry in the fresh air
Then out on a date I am going to go
I am in the mood for a funny show
but I guess we'll end up going to the fair
I read a book on the best seller list
I read a book on the best seller list
It's such a good one I wouldn't want to have missed
I read a book on the best seller list
It's such a good one I wouldn't want to have missed
I'd like to find another just like it
I read a book on the best seller list
It's such a good one I wouldn't want to have missed
I'd like to find another just like it
Best to search bookstores, I've decided
I read a book on the best seller list
It's such a good one I wouldn't want to have missed
I'd like to find another just like it
Best to search bookstores, I've decided
if I can't find one I'll be remissed
In and out and round about
In and out and round about
I am so excited I have to shout
In and out and round about
I am so excited I have to shout
Don't care a bit if I'm thought to be crazy
In and out and round about
I am so excited I have to shout
Don't care a bit if I'm thought to be crazy
About what happened, I am somewhat hazy
In and out and round about
I am so excited I have to shout
Don't care a bit if I'm thought to be crazy
About what happened, I am somewhat hazy
it was so wonderful I must tout
I'm sofull I'm about to burst
I'm sofull I'm about to burst
But I must do something about this thirst
I'm so full I'm about to burst
But I must do something about this thirst
do I drinksome water or go for the coke
I'm so full I'm about to burst
But I must do something about this thirst
do I drinksome water or go for the coke
I guess either will work, that's no joke
I'm so full I'm about to burst
But I must do something about this thirst
do I drink some water or go for the coke
I guess either will work, that's no joke
Just please make sure its well chilled first.
Monday is a holiday so I give three cheers
Monday is a holiday so I give three cheers
Lately we have more 4-day weeks it appears
Monday is a holiday so I give three cheers
Lately we have more 4-day weeks it appears
Office is closed so sleep in late
Monday is a holiday so I give three cheers
Lately we have more 4-day weeks it appears
Office is closed so sleep in late
The chores on my important list must wait
Monday is a holiday so I give three cheers
Lately we have more 4-day weeks it appears
Office is closed so sleep in late
The chores on my important list must wait
Work the next day to catch up on arrears
I crept down the path on a dark stormy night
I crept down the path on a dark stormy night
Why didn't I bring my big flashlight?
Breezy
02-12-2006, 07:31 AM
I crept down the path on a dark stormy night
Why didn't I bring my big flashlight?
It was so dark I could not see
I crept down the path on a dark stormy night
Why didn't I bring my big flashlight?
It was so dark I could not see
This really is not where I want to be
I crept down the path on a dark stormy night
Why didn't I bring my big flashlight?
It was so dark I could not see
This really is not where I want to be
Oh what i do see is an awful sight
Round the bend comes the choo choo train
Round the bend comes the choo choo train
It's hard to see it in all that rain
Round the bend comes the choo choo train
It's hard to see it in all that rain
Chug Chug as it goes on its way
Round the bend comes the choo choo train
It's hard to see it in all that rain
Chug Chug as it goes on its way
Where it's heading is hard to say
Round the bend comes the choo choo train
It's hard to see it in all that rain
Chug Chug as it goes on its way
Where it's heading is hard to say
going around the circle again
The fish are swimming in the brook
The fish are swimming in the brook
I have to take another look
The fish are swimming in the brook
I have to take another look
up stream and down stream there they go
The fish are swimming in the brook
I have to take another look
up stream and down stream there they go
They love the breadcrumbs people throw
The fish are swimming in the brook
I have to take another look
up stream and down stream there they go
They love the breadcrumbs people throw
They better watch out for the hook
Oh happy day spring is almost here
Oh happy day spring is almost here
We'll still be getting snow, I fear
Oh happy day spring is almost here
We'll still be getting snow, I fear
The sun will come out and melt it away
Oh happy day spring is almost here
We'll still be getting snow, I fear
The sun will come out and melt it away
Sure hope it will finally be able to stay
Breezy
03-05-2006, 07:33 AM
Oh happy day spring is almost here
We'll still be getting snow, I fear
The sun will come out and melt it away
Sure hope it will finally be able to stay
So my upcoming tan can get in gear!
Being outside in the sun feels great
Being outside in the sun feels great
To work in the garden I can hardly wait
Breezy
03-12-2006, 05:23 PM
Being outside in the sun feels great
To work in the garden I can hardly wait
I love planting flowers and digging in the dirt
Being outside in the sun feels great
To work in the garden I can hardly wait
I love planting flowers and digging in the dirt
It feels good to wear a big old shirt
Being outside in the sun feels great
To work in the garden I can hardly wait
I love planting flowers and digging in the dirt
It feels good to wear a big old shirt
just like the one which belongs to my mate
In my ear I hear a strange noise
In my ear I hear a strange noise
I think the kids have some unfamiliar new toys
Breezy
03-18-2006, 06:57 AM
In my ear I hear a strange noise
I think the kids have some unfamiliar new toys
I hoping that I can get a break from it all
In my ear I hear a strange noise
I think the kids have some unfamiliar new toys
I hoping that I can get a break from it all
If it doesn't stop soon I'll be climbing a wall
Breezy
03-19-2006, 07:41 AM
In my ear I hear a strange noise
I think the kids have some unfamiliar new toys
I hoping that I can get a break from it all
If it doesn't stop soon I'll be climbing a wall
And booting out all of the boys!
I love to walk in the rain
I love to walk in the rain
And revisit Memory Lane
love to walk in the rain
And revisit Memory Lane
but when it starts to come down hard
I love to walk in the rain
And revisit Memory Lane
But when it starts to come down hard
I'll quickly return to my backyard
I love to walk in the rain
And revisit Memory Lane
But when it starts to come down hard
I'll quickly return to my backyard
and sit and wait I hope not in vane
One warm and glorious evening
One warm and glorious evening
I was listening to music so comforting
Breezy
03-26-2006, 06:48 AM
One warm and glorious evening
I was listening to music so comforting
Between the warmth and the tunes
One warm and glorious evening
I was listening to music so comforting
Between the warmth and the tunes
It reminded me of long again Junes
One warm and glorious evening
I was listening to music so comforting
Between the warmth and the tunes
It reminded me of long again Junes
when I use to sing
I met a lovely little old lady
I met a lovely little old lady
In a park that was quite shady
I met a lovely little old lady
In a park that was quite shady
on a bench under the oak tree
I met a lovely little old lady
In a park that was quite shady
On a bench under the oak tree
Then Johnnie came and we were three
Breezy
04-03-2006, 04:54 PM
I met a lovely little old lady
In a park that was quite shady
On a bench under the oak tree
Then Johnnie came and we were three
And Johnnie loved Sadie!
It was cold that night
It was cold that night
The wind was howling with all its might
MaKa..night & fireside a rhyme doesn't make
It was cold that night
The wind was howling with all its might
And from afar I heard a stange sound.......
It was cold that night
The wind was howling with all its might
And from afar I heard a stange sound.......
It appeared to be coming from underground
It was cold that night
The wind was howling with all its might
And from afar I heard a stange sound.......
It appeared to be coming from underground
And what I saw was a terrible sight.
There was a young girl from Tahuna
There was a young girl from Tahuna
Who loved salads containing tuna
There was a young girl from Tahuna
Who loved salads containing tuna
But one day whilst consuming
Breezy
04-21-2006, 04:34 AM
There was a young girl from Tahuna
Who loved salads containing tuna
But one day whilst consuming
She just started fuming
There was a young girl from Tahuna
Who loved salads containing tuna
But one day whilst consuming
She just started fuming
till night when you could see the luna
My alarm is ringing to wake me up
My alarm is ringing to wake me up
The coffee is percolating, so I'll grab a cup
Breezy
04-25-2006, 06:59 AM
My alarm is ringing to wake me up
The coffee is percolating, so I'll grab a cup
I drink it down, it starts to work
My alarm is ringing to wake me up
The coffee is percolating, so I'll grab a cup
I drink it down, it starts to work
Then quickly dress, my duties won't shirk
My alarm is ringing to wake me up
The coffee is percolating, so I'll grab a cup
I drink it down, it starts to work
Then quickly dress, my duties won't shirk
But going to work sure is tough
He fell through a hole in the ceiling
Breezy
05-11-2006, 06:10 AM
He fell through a hole in the ceiling
Now he doesn't have any feeling
He fell through a hole in the ceiling
Now he doesn't have any feeling
With a big bump on his head
He fell through a hole in the ceiling
Now he doesn't have any feeling
With a big bump on his head
And a nose brilliant red
He fell through a hole in the ceiling
Now he doesn't have any feeling
With a big bump on his head
And a nose brilliant red
Let's hope he will soon be healing.
Many students are studying for finals this week
Breezy
05-19-2006, 05:34 PM
Many students are studying for finals this week
And they know that on their test they are not allowed to peek
Many students are studying for finals this week
And they know that on their test they are not allowed to peek
Soon they'll be starting summer work
Breezy
05-23-2006, 06:46 PM
Many students are studying for finals this week
And they know that on their test they are not allowed to peek
Soon they'll be starting summer work
And hope they won't be working for some jerk
Many students are studying for finals this week
And they know that on their test they are not allowed to peek
Soon they'll be starting summer work
And hope they won't be working for some jerk
Finding a job is often bleak.
It's a busy time with graduations and weddings in June
Breezy
05-25-2006, 04:29 AM
It's a busy time with graduations and weddings in June
I better get busy, it will be here soon
It's a busy time with graduations and weddings in June
I better get busy, it will be here soon
To find nice gifts is a task I must tackle
Breezy
05-29-2006, 07:13 AM
It's a busy time with graduations and weddings in June
I better get busy, it will be here soon
To find nice gifts is a task I must tackle
Why is it that I hear a hen's silly cackle?
It's a busy time with graduations and weddings in June
I better get busy, it will be here soon
To find nice gifts is a task I must tackle
Why is it that I hear a hen's silly cackle?
Must be touched by the light of the moon.
The dog at the corner was wagging his tail
The dog at the corner was wagging his tail
Whenever he sees us he does without fail
The dog at the corner was wagging his tail
Whenever he sees us he does without fail
Then he follows us home
The dog at the corner was wagging his tail
Whenever he sees us he does without fail
Then he follows us home
He prefers not to roam
Breezy
06-24-2006, 09:05 AM
The dog at the corner was wagging his tail
Whenever he sees us he does without fail
Then he follows us home
He prefers not to roam
And sits beside Gail!
He loves to be near her every day
He loves to be near her every day
Because he knows that she always will play
He loves to be near her every day
Because he knows that she always will play
What do they play at you well may ask
He loves to be near her every day
Because he knows that she always will play
What do they play at you well may ask
Tossing a stick is a favorite task
Breezy
07-02-2006, 05:47 PM
He loves to be near her every day
Because he knows that she always will play
What do they play at you well may ask
Tossing a stick is a favorite task
And they both enjoy it and do okay!
It is hot outside and I want a drink
It is hot outside and I want a drink
Cold coffee with ice cream will suit me, I think
Breezy
07-08-2006, 04:08 PM
It is hot outside and I want a drink
Cold coffee with ice cream will suit me, I think
When it gets hot I just want to be cool
It is hot outside and I want a drink
Cold coffee with ice cream will suit me, I think
When it gets hot I just want to be cool
And spend as much time as I can in the pool
It is hot outside and I want a drink
Cold coffee with ice cream will suit me, I think
When it gets hot I just want to be cool
And spend as much time as I can in the pool
And hope that I do not sink
Over the hill came a sight to behold
Over the hill came a sight to behold
It's a tale that needs to be told
Over the hill came a sight to behold
It's a tale that needs to be told
You had to be there to appreciate it
Over the hill came a sight to behold
It's a tale that needs to be told
You had to be there to appreciate it
Having seen it scared me quite a bit
Over the hill came a sight to behold
It's a tale that needs to be told
You had to be there to appreciate it
Having seen it scared me quite a bit
And made my blood run quite cold :eek:
Poor Ben had a boil on his botty
Poor Ben had a boil on his botty
He was beginning to feel quite 'dotty'
Poor Ben had a boil on his botty
He was beginning to feel quite 'dotty'
To sit was a pain
Poor Ben had a boil on his botty
He was beginning to feel quite 'dotty'
To sit was a pain
Has to walk with a cane
Poor Ben had a boil on his botty
He was beginning to feel quite 'dotty'
To sit was a pain
Has to walk with a cane
Thank goodness his face is not spotty :)
There was a young man in the village
There was a young man in the village
Who was greatly inclined toward pillage
There was a young man in the village
Who was greatly inclined toward pillage
But he got his come-uppance
There was a young man in the village
Who was greatly inclined toward pillage
But he got his come-uppance
And merely by chance
Breezy
07-16-2006, 06:02 AM
There was a young man in the village
Who was greatly inclined toward pillage
But he got his come-uppance
And merely by chance
He correctly managed the CHILLage!
That was a tough one for sure
That was a tough one for sure
It made Breezy think even more
That was a tough one for sure
It made Breezy think even more
This heat is frying my brain
That was a tough one for sure
It made Breezy think even more
This heat is frying my brain
And I am longing for rain
That was a tough one for sure
It made Breezy think even more
This heat is frying my brain
And I am longing for rain
Less humidity will provide a quick cure.
We got to see hundreds of slides
sizcat
07-18-2006, 03:39 PM
We got to see hundreds of slides
of people on amusement park rides
We got to see hundreds of slides
of people on amusement park rides
All with smiling faces
We got to see hundreds of slides
of people on amusement park rides
All with smiling faces
Waiting for the start of the races
Breezy
07-21-2006, 06:27 AM
We got to see hundreds of slides
of people on amusement park rides
All with smiling faces
Waiting for the start of the races
With our mouths opening wide
We sure did have lots of fun
We sure did have lots of fun
And spend lots of time out in the sun
Breezy
07-23-2006, 07:08 AM
We sure did have lots of fun
And spend lots of time out in the sun
Used lots of sunscreen so we wouldn't get a burn
We sure did have lots of fun
And spend lots of time out in the sun
Used lots of sunscreen so we wouldn't get a burn
A lesson we all finally did learn
We sure did have lots of fun
And spend lots of time out in the sun
Used lots of sunscreen so we wouldn't get a burn
A lesson we all finally did learn
Just remember to cover your B**
I am trying to pack my kitchen sink
I am trying to pack my kitchen sink
Perhaps my plans I need to re-think
I am trying to pack my kitchen sink
Perhaps my plans I need to re-think
My case is so small!!
I am trying to pack my kitchen sink
Perhaps my plans I need to re-think
My case is so small!!
I just can't take it all
I am trying to pack my kitchen sink
Perhaps my plans I need to re-think
My case is so small!!
I just can't take it all
Unless I can make it all shrink :)
The grocery bill was horrendous
The grocery bill was horrendous
Our appetites have become tremendous
The grocery bill was horrendous
Our appetites have become tremendous
Perhaps if we starve?
The grocery bill was horrendous
Our appetites have become tremendous
Perhaps if we starve?
Slice thinner when we carve
The grocery bill was horrendous
Our appetites have become tremendous
Perhaps if we starve?
Slice thinner when we carve
The benefits could be stupendous
In days of yore when I was young
In days of yore when I was young
I used to carry more luggage along
In days of yore when I was young
I used to carry more luggage along
But in my dotage I now travel light
In days of yore when I was young
I used to carry more luggage along
But in my dotage I now travel light
I think that everything will be all right
Breezy
08-05-2006, 07:56 AM
In days of yore when I was young
I used to carry more luggage along
But in my dotage I now travel light
I think that everything will be all right
Cuz now I truly belong!
It is a fun thing to take a walk
It is a fun thing to take a walk
And have a chance to laugh and talk
Breezy
08-05-2006, 08:05 AM
It is a fun thing to take a walk
And have a chance to laugh and talk
It's a beautiful day and we'll have some fun
It is a fun thing to take a walk
And have a chance to laugh and talk
It's a beautiful day and we'll have some fun
Get lots of fresh air and a dose of sun
Breezy
08-14-2006, 05:11 AM
It is a fun thing to take a walk
And have a chance to laugh and talk
It's a beautiful day and we'll have some fun
Get lots of fresh air and a dose of sun
And draw on the sidewalk with chalk.
I love to be outside and play
I love to be outside and play
That's something I do almost every day
Breezy
08-29-2006, 05:33 AM
I love to be outside and play
That's something I do almost every day
I run and skip and jump and hide
I love to be outside and play
That's something I do almost every day
I run and skip and jump and hide
And take my bike for a nice long ride
Breezy
09-10-2006, 06:41 AM
I love to be outside and play
That's something I do almost every day
I run and skip and jump and hide
And take my bike for a nice long ride
Out along the bay!
The weather is getting cooler now
The weather is getting cooler now
We hope it won't soon be time to plow
The weather is getting cooler now
We hope it won't soon be time to plow
Time to light the winter fires
The weather is getting cooler now
We hope it won't soon be time to plow
Time to light the winter fires
Winterize the car and check the tires
The weather is getting cooler now
We hope it won't soon be time to plow
Time to light the winter fires
Winterize the car and check the tires
Perhaps even put a nice coat on the cow
Silly Sally with a bee in her bonnet
Silly Sally with a bee in her bonnet
Is trying to compose her very first sonnet
Silly Sally with a bee in her bonnet
Is trying to compose her very first sonnet
But her rhyme has no reason
Silly Sally with a bee in her bonnet
Is trying to compose her very first sonnet
But her rhyme has no reason
Though it is really pleasin'
Silly Sally with a bee in her bonnet
Is trying to compose her very first sonnet
But her rhyme has no reason
Though it is really pleasin'
Don't fret cos its now on the 'net
He slipped in the rain and broke his left leg
He slipped in the rain and broke his left leg
He called on his cell phone for his wife, Meg
He slipped in the rain and broke his left leg
He called on his cell phone for his wife, Meg
She screamed 'Silly Man !'
He slipped in the rain and broke his left leg
He called on his cell phone for his wife, Meg
She screamed 'Silly Man !'
Loaded him in her van
He slipped in the rain and broke his left leg
He called on his cell phone for his wife, Meg
She screamed 'Silly Man !'
Loaded him in her van
Then splinted it up with a peg
Its time to start cooking the dinner
Linda
10-01-2006, 11:40 PM
Its time to start cooking the dinner
Before I start feeling thinner
Its time to start cooking the dinner
Before I start feeling thinner
All this activity makes me hungry as a bear
Its time to start cooking the dinner
Before I start feeling thinner
All this activity makes me hungry as a bear
So full of calories but I do not care
Its time to start cooking the dinner
Before I start feeling thinner
All this activity makes me hungry as a bear
So full of calories but I do not care
Must eat soon so I'll still be a winner.
It's time to cook a pot of pumpkin soup
It's time to cook a pot of pumpkin soup
Make enough to feed the whole group
It's time to cook a pot of pumpkin soup
Make enough to feed the whole group
A batch of biscuits and a salad as well
It's time to cook a pot of pumpkin soup
Make enough to feed the whole group
A batch of biscuits and a salad as well
How many expected pray do tell
Breezy
10-14-2006, 04:54 PM
It's time to cook a pot of pumpkin soup
Make enough to feed the whole group
A batch of biscuits and a salad as well
How many expected pray do tell
About as many that are out in the chicken coop!
Who will count the chickens after dinner tonight?
Who will count the chickens after dinner tonight?
If you ask very nicely then I just might
Who will count the chickens after dinner tonight?
If you ask very nicely then I just might
We started with 50 but now there are fewer
Who will count the chickens after dinner tonight?
If you ask very nicely then I just might
We started with 50 but now there are fewer
We ate some for dinner nothing is truer
Who will count the chickens after dinner tonight?
If you ask very nicely then I just might
We started with 50 but now there are fewer
We ate some for dinner nothing is truer
I am stuffed to the gills-can't eat one more bite!
Halloween decorations are cropping up everywhere
Halloween decorations are cropping up everywhere
Hovering around to give us a scare
Halloween decorations are cropping up everywhere
Hovering around to give us a scare
Must get treats to hand out to the guests at the door
Halloween decorations are cropping up everywhere
Hovering around to give us a scare
Must get treats to hand out to the guests at the door
They're bound to come knocking that is for sure
Halloween decorations are cropping up everywhere
Hovering around to give us a scare
Must get treats to hand out to the guests at the door
They're bound to come knocking that is for sure
Got to check and see if someone is there.
The leaves are nearly gone from the trees
The leaves are nearly gone from the trees
Rake them into a pile please
The leaves are nearly gone from the trees
Rake them into a pile please
Then pile them into bags to cover the plants
The leaves are nearly gone from the trees
Rake them into a pile please
Then bag them into bags to cover the plants
Make sure you get no ants in your pants
The leaves are nearly gone from the trees
Rake them into a pile please
Then pile them into bags to cover the plants
Make sure you get no ants in your pants
Got to hurry before it will freeze.
The root cellar is getting well-stocked for the winter
Breezy
11-12-2006, 06:33 AM
The root cellar is getting well-stocked for the winter
When moving some wood I got a splinter
The root cellar is getting well-stocked for the winter
When moving some wood I got a splinter
Quick, get a needle
The root cellar is getting well-stocked for the winter
When moving some wood I got a splinter
Quick, get a needle
And call for Friedl
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