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How long is a piece of fine string
We'll measure when one you will bring
It's shorter than some are
How long is a piece of fine string
We'll measure when one you will bring
It's shorter than some are
Half the length of a car
How long is a piece of fine string
We'll measure when one you will bring
It's shorter than some are
Half the length of a car
Really it means not a thing.
In a land far away lived a hobo
In a land far away lived a hobo
He liked to play with his turbo
In a land far away lived a hobo
He liked to play with his turbo
But disaster befell him
In a land far away lived a hobo
He liked to play with his turbo
But disaster befell him
When he slipped in the gym
In a land far away lived a hobo
He liked to play with his turbo
But disaster befell him
When he slipped in the gym
And now he can't master his oboe
Homemade soup served with toast is a winner
Homemade soup served with toast is a winner
Eating it often will help keep you thinner
Homemade soup served with toast is a winner
Eating it often will help keep you thinner
Full of sweet carrots and lentils and beans
Homemade soup served with toast is a winner
Eating it often will help keep you thinner
Full of sweet carrots and lentils and beans
A nourishing feast for kings and their queens
Homemade soup served with toast is a winner
Eating it often will help keep you thinner
Full of sweet carrots and lentils and beans
A nourishing feast for kings and their queens
I think I may have some for dinner
Butterflies flitting from flower to flower
Butterflies flitting from flower to flower
will flyaway home when the rain makes a shower
Butterflies flitting from flower to flower
will flyaway home when the rain makes a shower
But where do they go to when rain starts to fall?
Butterflies flitting from flower to flower
will flyaway home when the rain makes a shower
But where do they go to when rain starts to fall?
In nooks and crannies they hide one and all
Butterflies flitting from flower to flower
will flyaway home when the rain makes a shower
But where do they go to when rain starts to fall?
In nooks and crannies they hide one and all
And they measure their life by the hour
There once was a young lass from Wales
There once was a young lass from Wales
Who used to tell mighty tall tales
There once was a young lass from Wales
Who used to tell mighty tall tales
Couldn't tell fact from fiction
There once was a young lass from Wales
Who used to tell mighty tall tales
Couldn't tell fact from fiction
But done with conviction
There once was a young lass from Wales
Who used to tell mighty tall tales
Couldn't tell fact from fiction
But done with conviction
Her brain is as strange as a males
To think of a rhyme is not easy
To think of a rhyme is not easy
It often makes one quite queasy
To think of a rhyme is not easy
It often makes one quite queasy
When the brain goes quite blank
To think of a rhyme is not easy
It often makes one quite queasy
When the brain goes quite blank
One finds a 'Think Tank'
Breezy
08-18-2007, 04:54 AM
To think of a rhyme is not easy
It often makes one quite queasy
When the brain goes quite blank
One finds a 'Think Tank'
And wonders if one's brain needs some greasy!
I have been gone for such a long time
I have been gone for such a long time
'Welcome back', the bells are starting to chime
I have been gone for such a long time
'Welcome back', the bells are starting to chime
From my travels I'm weary
I have been gone for such a long time
'Welcome back', the bells are starting to chime
From my travels I'm weary
But I'm getting quite cheery
Scout
08-29-2007, 12:21 PM
I have been gone for such a long time
'Welcome back', the bells are starting to chime
From my travels I'm weary
But I'm getting quite cheery
And all it took was a little wild thyme.
Scout
08-29-2007, 12:23 PM
Larry Craig waved a foot beneath the stall
And proclaimed “it’s not mating call.”
(hope I am doing this right)
Scout, thanks for joining MPC. In 'Limericks', everyone
contributes one line-except at the end, where the last poster
iniates the new rhyme.
Scout
08-30-2007, 03:03 AM
Scout, thanks for joining MPC. In 'Limericks', everyone
contributes one line-except at the end, where the last poster
iniates the new rhyme.
Sorry, I see now. I thought the person who finished the limerick, gave the first two lines. On looking back I see where I made my mistake. I apologize and will play nice from here on out.
Scout
Scout
08-31-2007, 06:47 AM
Larry Craig waved his foot beneath the stall
Larry Craig waved his foot beneath the stall
He thought he was stopping at the Mall
Larry Craig waved his foot beneath the stall
He thought he was stopping at the Mall
His reputation is in tatters
Larry Craig waved his foot beneath the stall
He thought he was stopping at the Mall
His reputation is in tatters
There is ample grist for all the chatters
Larry Craig waved his foot beneath the stall
He thought he was stopping at the Mall
His reputation is in tatters
There is ample grist for all the chatters
How heavy the mighty do fall
The clothes in my wardrobe are shrinking!!
The clothes in my wardrobe are shrinking!!
My hopes for a 'skinnier' me are sinking
The clothes in my wardrobe are shrinking!!
My hopes for a 'skinnier' me are sinking
Anti-virus for wardrobes the answer may be
The clothes in my wardrobe are shrinking!!
My hopes for a 'skinnier' me are sinking
Anti-virus for wardrobes the answer may be
It's worth a try...hope it works for me!
The clothes in my wardrobe are shrinking!!
My hopes for a 'skinnier' me are sinking
Anti-virus for wardrobes the answer may be
It's worth a try...hope it works for me!
I think it requires some rethinking.
The moon up above shines so brightly
The moon up above shines so brightly
When it's full one can enjoy it nightly
The moon up above shines so brightly
When it's full one can enjoy it nightly
And the man in the moon
The moon up above shines so brightly
When it's full one can enjoy it nightly
And the man in the moon
Inspired many a tune
The moon up above shines so brightly
When it's full one can enjoy it nightly
And the man in the moon
Inspired many a tune
Is looking remarkably sprightly
My new phone is green and so fancy
My new phone is green and so fancy
It really impressed cousin Nancy
My new phone is green and so fancy
It really impressed cousin Nancy
Soon I'll learn how to use it
My new phone is green and so fancy
It really impressed cousin Nancy
Soon I'll learn how to use it
(Hope I'll never lose it)!
My new phone is green and so fancy
It really impressed cousin Nancy
Soon I'll learn how to use it
(Hope I'll never lose it)!
please don't get to ancy (looking for it)
I saw it written in a little black book
I saw it written in a little black book
Thought I should take another look
Muffin02
09-16-2007, 09:35 PM
I saw it written in a little black book,
Thought I should take another look,
Much to my little surprise,
I saw it written in a little black book,
Thought I should take another look,
Much to my little surprise,
There is a page I did memorize
saw it written in a little black book,
Thought I should take another look,
Much to my little surprise,
There is a page I did memorize
all about the nighttime cook
I hear the ringing of the bell
I hear the ringing of the bell
What it means is hard to tell
I hear the ringing of the bell
What it means is hard to tell
listen closely and you will learn
I hear the ringing of the bell
What it means is hard to tell
listen closely and you will learn
But it's tricky to discern
I hear the ringing of the bell
What it means is hard to tell
listen closely and you will learn
But it's tricky to discern
maybe its a wishing well
It's dark and cold and damp in here
It's dark and cold and damp in here
Seems like Fall is really here
It's dark and cold and damp in here
Seems like Fall is really here
Lets light a fire and huddle round
It's dark and cold and damp in here
Seems like Fall is really here
Lets light a fire and huddle round
Just watch the flame and don't make a sound
It's dark and cold and damp in here
Seems like Fall is really here
Lets light a fire and huddle round
Just watch the flame and don't make a sound
be careful it's not to safe out there
The weather is is all mixed up
The weather here is all mixed up
Just like our neighbors' brand-new pup
The weather here is all mixed up
Just like our neighbors' brand-new pup
Sunshine in morning thunder at noon
The weather here is all mixed up
Just like our neighbors' brand-new pup
Sunshine in morning thunder at noon
Let's hope things settle down quite soon
The weather here is all mixed up
Just like our neighbors' brand-new pup
Sunshine in morning thunder at noon
Let's hope things settle down quite soon
And hope it does not get too rough
A horse with the eye of a dragon
A horse with the eye of a dragon
Refused to pull his old wagon
A horse with the eye of a dragon
Refused to pull his old wagon
That old horse is so lazy
A horse with the eye of a dragon
Refused to pull his old wagon
That old horse is so lazy
He drives us all crazy
A horse with the eye of a dragon
Refused to pull his old wagon
That old horse is so lazy
He drives us all crazy
Lets all have a drink from a flagon
Spring cleaning is so overrated
Spring cleaning is so overrated
This ritual is clearly outdated
Spring cleaning is so overrated
This ritual is clearly outdated
So lets give it a miss
Spring cleaning is so overrated
This ritual is clearly outdated
So lets give it a miss
Assign jobs 'hers' and 'his'
Spring cleaning is so overrated
This ritual is clearly outdated
So lets give it a miss
Assign jobs 'hers' and 'his'
And then we will all be elated.
Storm clouds and rain all around
Storm clouds and rain all around
Most people are staying housebound
Storm clouds and rain all around
Most people are staying housebound
Warm and sheltered within
Storm clouds and rain all around
Most people are staying housebound
Warm and sheltered within
Away from the din
Storm clouds and rain all around
Most people are staying housebound
Warm and sheltered within
Away from the din
With mouse clicks the only sweet sound
Christmas is now fast approaching
Christmas is now fast approaching
on thanksgiving is sure is encroaching
Christmas is now fast approaching
on thanksgiving is sure is encroaching
Time for good cheer
Christmas is now fast approaching
On Thanksgiving it sure is encroaching
Time for good cheer
There's nothing to fear
Christmas is now fast approaching
On Thanksgiving it sure is encroaching
Time for good cheer
There's nothing to fear
the hunters will not be poaching
tomorrow is the day to get in your costume
tomorrow is the day to get in your costume
Better be ready about noon
tomorrow is the day to get in your costume
Better be ready about noon
The kids will soon be knocking on doors
tomorrow is the day to get in your costume
Better be ready about noon
The kids will soon be knocking on doors
climbing the ceiling crawling on the floors
tomorrow is the day to get in your costume
Better be ready about noon
The kids will soon be knocking on doors
climbing the ceiling crawling on the floors
I wonder what happened to my brand-new broom?!
It's time to start the Holiday list
It's time to start the Holiday list
Once I clear my brain of the mist
It's time to start the Holiday list
Once I clear my brain of the mist
The kids give us lots of ideas
It's time to start the Holiday list
Once I clear my brain of the mist
The kids give us lots of ideas
As wrapping up present time nears
It's time to start the Holiday list
Once I clear my brain of the mist
The kids give us lots of ideas
As wrapping up present time nears
Remember mistletoe if you like to be kissed.
We're getting a share of strong winds right now
We're getting a share of strong winds right now
It makes the dogs bark and the cats go Miaow
We're getting our share of strong winds right now
It makes the dogs bark and the cats go Miaow
There are very few leaves remaining on trees
We're getting our share of strong winds right now
It makes the dogs bark and the cats go Miaow
There are very few leaves remaining on trees
Soon there will be snow right up to our knees
KY-The last line rhymes with 1 & 2.
KY-The last line rhymes with 1 & 2.
Sorry Maka, I guess I don't understand the game....
I will find another one I am used to playing
Have fun
KY-Here is a guideline from the first page-
Here is a classic limerick as an example:
There was an old man of Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing
It said on the door
`Don't spit on the floor'
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.
alan
We're getting our share of strong winds right now
It makes the dogs bark and the cats go Miaow
There are very few leaves remaining on trees
Soon there will be snow right up to our knees
Chili and soups will be our favorite chow
Cold weather has finally arrived
Cold weather has finally arrived
The drought and heat we have survived
Cold weather has finally arrived
The drought and heat we have survived
Looking forward to winter holidays
Cold weather has finally arrived
The drought and heat we have survived
Looking forward to winter holidays
Which are observed in so many ways
Cold weather has finally arrived
The drought and heat we have survived
Looking forward to winter holidays
Which are observed in so many ways
Laughter and fun and no one connived
Ky-Please start a new limerick!
Sun is bright and leaves falling fast
Sun is bright and leaves falling fast
Still hoping Indian Summer will come at last
Sun is bright and leaves falling fast
Still hoping Indian Summer will come at last
Turkey day is coming very very soon
Sun is bright and leaves falling fast
Still hoping Indian Summer will come at last
Turkey day is coming very very soon
Preparations are starting Wednesday afternoon
Sun is bright and leaves falling fast
Still hoping Indian Summer will come at last
Turkey day is coming very very soon
Preparations are starting Wednesday afternoon
Family will gather and we will all have a blast
There once was a man named Jimmy
There once was a man named Jimmy
Who had a big brother called Timmy
There once was a man named Jimmy
Who had a big brother called Timmy
They both loved to dance
There once was a man named Jimmy
Who had a big brother called Timmy
They both loved to dance
And did at every chance
There once was a man named Jimmy
Who had a big brother called Timmy
They both loved to dance
And did at every chance
You really should see them shimmy
I heard a noise outside my house
I heard a noise outside my house
Is it Pluto or Mickey Mouse?
I heard a noise outside my house
Is it Pluto or Mickey Mouse?
It might be one of the Seven Dwarfs
I heard a noise outside my house
Is it Pluto or Mickey Mouse?
It might be one of the Seven Dwarfs
And suddenly into a giant it morphs
I heard a noise outside my house
Is it Pluto or Mickey Mouse?
It might be one of the Seven Dwarfs
And suddenly into a giant it morphs
I think it might be Santa Claus.
The neighbor is still mowing his lawn
The neighbor is still mowing his lawn
He started at the crack of dawn
The neighbor is still mowing his lawn
He started at the crack of dawn
Now everyone is wide awake
The neighbor is still mowing his lawn
He started at the crack of dawn
Now everyone is wide awake
Guess I should go grab a rake
The neighbor is still mowing his lawn
He started at the crack of dawn
Now everyone is wide awake
Guess I should go grab a rake
But for now I just have to yawn
This is a special time to count our blessings
This is a special time to count our blessings
For turkey dinner and all its dressings
This is a special time to count our blessings
For turkey dinner and all its dressings
Pies cakes and puddings galore
This is a special time to count our blessings
For turkey dinner and all its dressings
Pies cakes and puddings galore
There are more yummy treats than ever before
This is a special time to count our blessings
For turkey dinner and all its dressings
Pies cakes and puddings galore
There are more yummy treats than ever before
Enjoy them all with no digressings
A bird on a bough is singing so sweetly
A bird on a bough is singing so sweetly
All of his feathers are laying so neatly
A bird on a bough is singing so sweetly
All of his feathers are laying so neatly
He warbles and trills
A bird on a bough is singing so sweetly
All of his feathers are laying so neatly
He warbles and trills
It gives one the chills
A bird on a bough is singing so sweetly
All of his feathers are laying so neatly
He warbles and trills
It gives one the chills
But watching brings joy so completely
Friends are precious whether far or near
Friends are precious whether far or near
Special people who we hold dear
Friends are precious whether far or near
Special people who we hold dear
With instant communication just a click away
Friends are precious whether far or near
Special people who we hold dear
With instant communication just a click away
So many cyber friends make our day
Friends are precious whether far or near
Special people who we hold dear
With instant communication just a click away
So many cyber friends make our day
And often we wish they could be here
Sitting on a toadstool was a little elf
Sitting on a toadstool was a little elf
Proud, content and happy of himself
Sitting on a toadstool was a little elf
Proud, content and happy of himself
His woodland friends often stopped by
Sitting on a toadstool was a little elf
Proud, content and happy of himself
His woodland friends often stopped by
To drink some tea and eat some pie
Sitting on a toadstool was a little elf
Proud, content and happy of himself
His woodland friends often stopped by
To drink some tea and eat some pie
What wasn't eaten was put on the shelf
The fridge is bulging with leftover food
The fridge is bulging with leftover food
I don't want to eat it I'm not in the mood
The fridge is bulging with leftover food
I don't want to eat it I'm not in the mood
Perhaps I will go for a walk instead
The fridge is bulging with leftover food
I don't want to eat it I'm not in the mood
Perhaps I will go for a walk instead
To empty my brain and clear out my head
The fridge is bulging with leftover food
I don't want to eat it I'm not in the mood
Perhaps I will go for a walk instead
To empty my brain and clear out my head
Otherwise I might hang around here and brood
It's time to start shopping for the Holidays
It's time to start shopping for the Holidays
I dont mind choosing if someone else pays
It's time to start shopping for the Holidays
I dont mind choosing if someone else pays
Fine gifts for everyone young and old
It's time to start shopping for the Holidays
I don't mind choosing if someone else pays
Fine gifts for everyone young and old
Wrapped so prettily, a sight to behold
It's time to start shopping for the Holidays
I don't mind choosing if someone else pays
Fine gifts for everyone young and old
Wrapped so prettily, a sight to behold
Enjoying it all, I am always amazed
The kids are all waiting for lots of snow
The kids are all waiting for lots of snow
At the site of the first flakes out they go
The kids are all waiting for lots of snow
At the site of the first flakes out they go
Bundled up to their noses
The kids are all waiting for lots of snow
At the site of the first flakes out they go
Bundled up to their noses
Grand-pa stays inside and dozes
The kids are all waiting for lots of snow
At the site of the first flakes out they go
Bundled up to their noses
Grand-pa stays inside and dozes
And dreams of the big Ho-Ho-Ho.
It's time to find recipes for treats to bake
It's time to find recipes for treats to bake
Many cakes, cookies and pies to make
It's time to find recipes for treats to bake
Many cakes, cookies and pies to make
There are some new versions I want to try
It's time to find recipes for treats to bake
Many cakes, cookies and pies to make
There are some new versions I want to try
Being so busy the time will fly
It's time to find recipes for treats to bake
Many cakes, cookies and pies to make
There are some new versions I want to try
Being so busy the time will fly
But this time of year its worth the time it takes
Remembering friends and family so dear
Remembering friends and family so dear
Is something we honor year after year
Remembering friends and family so dear
Is something we honor year after year
They make life worth living
Remembering friends and family so dear
Is something we honor year after year
They make life worth living
Prompt us to keep giving
Remembering friends and family so dear
Is something we honor year after year
They make life worth living
Prompt us to keep giving
We trust them all with no fear
Sun shines bright on this cold crispy day
Sun shines bright on this cold crispy day
Hope the snow they're predicting will stay away
Sun shines bright on this cold crispy day
Hope the snow they're predicting will stay away
Shimmering and shoveling ain't no fun
Sun shines bright on this cold crispy day
Hope the snow they're predicting will stay away
Shimmering and shoveling ain't no fun
But better get busy as it has to be done
Sun shines bright on this cold crispy day
Hope the snow they're predicting will stay away
Shimmering and shoveling ain't no fun
But better get busy as it has to be done
Cheer up everyone its not here to stay
We are off and running for the biggest Holiday
We are off and running for the biggest Holiday
Shopping and wrapping will take many a day
We are off and running for the biggest Holiday
Shopping and wrapping will take many a day
Special gifts for all those we love
We are off and running for the biggest Holiday
Shopping and wrapping will take many a day
Special gifts for all those we love
Finding the right gift is often tough
We are off and running for the biggest Holiday
Shopping and wrapping will take many a day
Special gifts for all those we love
Finding the right gift is often tough
But if they don't like it they don't dare say
We're looking forward to a big Christmas Dinner
We're looking forward to a big Christmas Dinner
Brined turkey with trimmings is our big winner
We're looking forward to a big Christmas Dinner
Brined turkey with trimmings is our big winner
Then a post prandial snooze
We're looking forward to a big Christmas Dinner
Brined turkey with trimmings is our big winner
Then a post prandial snooze
Maybe some festive booze
We're looking forward to a big Christmas Dinner
Brined turkey with trimmings is our big winner
Then a post prandial snooze
Maybe some festive booze
With a meal like that how can one get thinner?
It's time to start wrapping some gifts pretty soon
It's time to start wrapping some gifts pretty soon
Don't wait till Christmas eve at noon
It's time to start wrapping some gifts pretty soon
Don't wait till Christmas eve at noon
Just do a few packages every day
It's time to start wrapping some gifts pretty soon
Don't wait till Christmas eve at noon
Just do a few packages every day
Then hide then carefully out the way
It's time to start wrapping some gifts pretty soon
Don't wait till Christmas eve at noon
Just do a few packages every day
Then hide then carefully out the way
Because Christimas will be here soon with a boom
Wishing you warm Christmas Blessings for sure
Wishing you warm Christmas Blessings for sure
wishing you a happy new year and more
Wishing you warm Christmas Blessings for sure
wishing you a happy new year and more
May you enjoy good health, success and more
Wishing you warm Christmas Blessings for sure
Wishing you a happy new year and more
May you enjoy good health, success and more
May the New Year hold much happiness in store
Wishing you warm Christmas Blessings for sure
Wishing you a happy new year and more
May you enjoy good health, success and more
May the New Year hold much happiness in store
Love and Faith for the new year, is a sure cure
New Year is a time to reflect
New Year is a time to reflect
In 2008 new leaders we elect
New Year is a time to reflect
In 2008 new leaders we elect
Who will it be only God knows
New Year is a time to reflect
In 2008 new leaders we elect
Who will it be only God knows
we'll soon fine out how it goes
New Year is a time to reflect
In 2008 new leaders we elect
Who will it be only God knows
we'll soon fine out how it goes
Just take your pick "What the heck"
Leap year is just ahead
Leap year is just ahead
That extra day I'll just stay in bed
Leap year is just ahead
That extra day I'll just stay in bed
This is the year you can ask for his hand
Leap year is just ahead
That extra day I'll just stay in bed
This is the year you can ask for his hand
A strange tradition, I don't understand
Leap year is just ahead
That extra day I'll just stay in bed
This is the year you can ask for his hand
A strange tradition, I don't understand
It's a custom many single men just dread.
I'll try to make good resolutions next week
I'll try to make good resolutions next week
Most resolutions I make I do not keep
I'll try to make good resolutions next week
Most resolutions I make I do not keep
Maybe I'll try to keep one or two
I'll try to make good resolutions next week
Most resolutions I make I do not keep
Maybe I'll try to keep one or two
Maybe I'll try but its so hard to do
I'll try to make good resolutions next week
Most resolutions I make I do not keep
Maybe I'll try to keep one or two
Maybe I'll try but its so hard to do
good thoughts I will seek
where oh where could the warm weather be
where oh where could the warm weather be
The brilliant sunshine is down here with me :)
where oh where could the warm weather be
The brilliant sunshine is down here with me
I am so tired of all these gloomy days
Where oh where could the warm weather be
The brilliant sunshine is down here with me
I am so tired of all these gloomy days
All that I feel like doing is laze
Where oh where could the warm weather be
The brilliant sunshine is down here with me
I am so tired of all these gloomy days
All that I feel like doing is laze
ah! getting closer I do see
the shows on my TV are pretty bad
The shows on my TV are pretty bad
But they cost so much it makes me mad
The shows on my TV are pretty bad
But they cost so much it makes me mad
I'd rather pick up a DVD or two
The shows on my TV are pretty bad
But they cost so much it makes me mad
I'd rather pick up a DVD or two
which ones I haven't a clue
The shows on my TV are pretty bad
But they cost so much it makes me mad
I'd rather pick up a DVD or two
which ones I haven't a clue
Just any that make me laugh-nothing sad.
It's time to delete some folders and files
It's time to delete some folders and files
It's been so long I am sure there are piles
It's time to delete some folders and files
It's been so long I am sure there are piles
Where did they all come from, one starts to wonder
It's time to delete some folders and files
It's been so long I am sure there are piles
Where did they all come from, one starts to wonder
Perhaps it was me and I made a blunder
It's time to delete some folders and files
It's been so long I am sure there are piles
Where did they all come from, one starts to wonder
Perhaps it was me and I made a blunder
Let me hurry and clean up those obsolete trials.
I wish I could read all those tracks in the snow
I wish I could read all those tracks in the snow
So many animals, but where did they go
I wish I could read all those tracks in the snow
So many animals, but where did they go
They must know a place that offers some food
I wish I could read all those tracks in the snow
So many animals, but where did they go
They must know a place that offers some food
Or a beautiful place to calm their mood
I wish I could read all those tracks in the snow
So many animals, but where did they go
They must know a place that offers some food
Or a beautiful place to calm their mood
I hope it is warm, when the north winds do blow.
If I could only have one wish
Not many words rhyme with wish :(
If I could only have one wish
That would be a fine kettle of fish
If I could only have one wish
That would be a fine kettle of fish
Now, let's see, what should it then be
If I could only have one wish
That would be a fine kettle of fish
Now, let's see, what should it then be
Something from land or something from sea
If I could only have one wish
That would be a fine kettle of fish
Now, let's see, what should it then be
Something from land or something from sea
It certainly must taste delish
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These icy roads make us drive with great care
These icy roads make us drive with great care
Most of the roadways show nothing but glare
These icy roads make us drive with great care
Most of the roadways show nothing but glare
Let's hope the sanders will be going all day
These icy roads make us drive with great care
Most of the roadways show nothing but glare
Let's hope the sanders will be going all day
And they pay a visit around my way
These icy roads make us drive with great care
Most of the roadways show nothing but glare
Let's hope the sanders will be going all day
And they pay a visit around my way
Then we can shop for lots more ware
Winter winds are blowing cold
Winter winds are blowing cold
Wrap up warm we are always told
Winter winds are blowing cold
Wrap up warm we are always told
Flu germs flying this time of year
Winter winds are blowing cold
Wrap up warm we are always told
Flu germs flying this time of year
Keep washing your hands and do not fear
Winter winds are blowing cold
Wrap up warm we are always told
Flu germs flying this time of year
Keep washing your hands and do not fear
It will be over soon if we are bold
Just think of spring when the grass is green
Just think of spring when the grass is green.
Flowers blooming everywhere, such a lovely scene
Just think of spring when the grass is green.
Flowers blooming everywhere, such a lovely scene
Time to plant the garden, which is always fun
Just think of spring when the grass is green.
Flowers blooming everywhere, such a lovely scene
Time to plant the garden, which is always fun
Watching kids play with their pets oh how they run
Just think of spring when the grass is green.
Flowers blooming everywhere, such a lovely scene
Time to plant the garden, which is always fun
Watching kids play with their pets oh how they run
In three months, winter will be a has-been.
Making a cozy fire will feel mighty good
Making a cozy fire will feel mighty good
After working so hard to chop the wood
Making a cozy fire will feel mighty good
After working so hard to chop the wood
Then snuggle up warm in front of the blaze
Making a cozy fire will feel mighty good
After working so hard to chop the wood
Then snuggle up warm in front of the blaze
Pop some corn and read and laze
Making a cozy fire will feel mighty good
After working so hard to chop the wood
Then snuggle up warm in front of the blaze
Pop some corn and read and laze
All being thankful the way we should
Get out the sled and lets take a ride
Get out the sled and lets take a ride
It's no fun to spend so much time inside
Get out the sled and lets take a ride
It's no fun to spend so much time inside
Get your snow boots, gloves and hat
Get out the sled and lets take a ride
It's no fun to spend so much time inside
Get your snow boots, gloves and hat
Bundle up well even if it makes you look fat
Get out the sled and lets take a ride
It's no fun to spend so much time inside
Get your snow boots, gloves and hat
Bundle up well even if it makes you look fat
So don't be ashamed and run and hide
Computers are fun and help us make friends
Computers are fun and help us make friends
it also teaches us many new trends
Computers are fun and help us make friends
it also teaches us many new trends
We travel to places we may never see
Computers are fun and help us make friends
it also teaches us many new trends
We travel to places we may never see
Some of these perks are really quite free
Computers are fun and help us make friends
it also teaches us many new trends
We travel to places we may never see
Some of these perks are really quite free
Some relationships we can even mend
When the cold of winter has come and gone
When the cold of winter has come and gone
And the birds are singing a brand new song
When the cold of winter has come and gone
And the birds are singing a brand new song
I'll tear open the windows and air out the house
When the cold of winter has come and gone
And the birds are singing a brand new song
I'll tear open the windows and air out the house
Polish my monitor and clean my wee mouse
When the cold of winter has come and gone
And the birds are singing a brand new song
I'll tear open the windows and air out the house
Polish my monitor and clean my wee mouse
for Spring is where we all belong
As I was going to the store
As I was going to the store
As for eons I have done before
As I was going to the store
As for eons I have done before
I saw a man with baskets three
As I was going to the store
As for eons I have done before
I saw a man with baskets three
He kept two and offered one to me
As I was going to the store
As for eons I have done before
I saw a man with baskets three
He kept two and offered one to me
Then he helped me out the door.
There were some deer tracks in our street
There were some deer tracks in our street
I glimpsed a fawn, she was so sweet,
There were some deer tracks in our street
I glimpsed a fawn, she was so sweet,
'Twas Bambi I am really sure
There were some deer tracks in our street
I glimpsed a fawn, she was so sweet,
'Twas Bambi I am really sure
Because she just didn't seem mature
There were some deer tracks in our street
I glimpsed a fawn, she was so sweet,
'Twas Bambi I am really sure
Because she just didn't seem mature
We left some corn for a special treat.
Have to finish a book before it is due
Have to finish a book before it is due
It's really good, you should read it too
Have to finish a book before it is due
It's really good, you should read it too
Can't be renewed,which is such a shame
Have to finish a book before it is due
It's really good, you should read it too
Can't be renewed,which is such a shame
We would like to read it just give us a name
Have to finish a book before it is due
It's really good, you should read it too
Can't be renewed,which is such a shame
We would like to read it just give us a name
Oh dear I forgot it, but the cover is blue !
Do you know you have a lovely smile
Do you know you have a lovely smile
It stretches your teeth for almost a mile
Do you know you have a lovely smile
It stretches your teeth for almost a mile
It makes everyone happy who looks at you
Do you know you have a lovely smile
It stretches your teeth for almost a mile
It makes everyone happy who looks at you
With all of those teeth how do you chew
Do you know you have a lovely smile
It stretches your teeth for almost a mile
It makes everyone happy who looks at you
With all of those teeth how do you chew
Eating dinner must take quite a while
She could talk the hind leg off a donkey
She could talk the hind leg off a donkey
Some gave her the nickname monkey
She could talk the hind leg off a donkey
Some gave her the nickname monkey
So an ass or an ape
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