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It's time to brew a nice cup of tea
That sounds nice I have to agree
Maybe sit down and read a book
What shall it be? I'll take a quick look
The cat can curl up on my knee
He ordered a plate of good tripe
He ordered a plate of good tripe
Then sat back and lit up his pipe
He ordered a plate of good tripe
Then sat back and lit up his pipe
So the tripe became cold
He ordered a plate of good tripe
Then sat back and lit up his pipe
So the tripe became cold
And started smelling of mold
He ordered a plate of good tripe
Then sat back and lit up his pipe
So the tripe became cold
And started smelling of mold
and being a man he began to gripe
I went shopping and bought a new dress
I went shopping and bought a new dress
It was rather expensive I must confess
I went shopping and bought a new dress
It was rather expensive I must confess
Now need shoes to match
I went shopping and bought a new dress
It was rather expensive I must confess
Now need shoes to match
A purse and gloves-natch'
I went shopping and bought a new dress
It was rather expensive I must confess
Now need shoes to match
A purse and gloves-natch'
All bought at the OP-shop for less :)
If I had a dog I would walk it
If I had a dog I would walk it
Until he gets tired and sits
If I had a dog I would walk it
Until he gets tired and sits
And if the daft dog should balk it
If I had a dog I would walk it
Until he gets tired and sits
And if the daft dog should balk it
I would get mad and talk it
If I had a dog I would walk it
Until he gets tired and sits
And if the daft dog should balk it
I would get mad and talk it
And hope it would not end in fits
Some days are just filled with confusion
Some days are just filled with confusion
Am I happy, or is that simply a delusion
Some days are just filled with confusion
Am I happy, or is that simply a delusion
Life is but a dream
Some days are just filled with confusion
Am I happy, or is that simply a delusion
Life is but a dream
That sometimes make me want to scream
Some days are just filled with confusion
Am I happy, or is that simply a delusion
Life is but a dream
That sometimes make me want to scream
Perhaps life is just an illusion.
Most monkeys enjoy ripe bananas
Most monkeys enjoy ripe bananas
Which they eat while wearing bandanas
Most monkeys enjoy ripe bananas
Which they eat while wearing bandanas
They jump up and down with glee
Most monkeys enjoy ripe bananas
Which they eat while wearing bandanas
They jump up and down with glee
And then search for a flea
Most monkeys enjoy ripe bananas
Which they eat while wearing bandanas
They jump up and down with glee
And then search for a flea
While resting in their shady cabanas
At night I like to watch the stars
At night I like to watch the stars
Like little candles glowing in jars
At night I like to watch the stars
Like little candles glowing in jars
They twinkle and sparkle from up above
At night I like to watch the stars
Like little candles glowing in jars
They twinkle and sparkle from up above
To stand and gaze is what I love
At night I like to watch the stars
Like little candles glowing in jars
They twinkle and sparkle from up above
To stand and gaze is what I love
I often wonder if that twinkle is from Mars
I love the summer things come alive
I love the summer things come alive
Beautiful blooms begin to thrive
I love the summer things come alive
Beautiful blooms begin to thrive
Baby birds are leaving their nests
I love the summer things come alive
Beautiful blooms begin to thrive
Baby birds are leaving their nests
No need for hats or gloves or vests
I love the summer things come alive
Beautiful blooms begin to thrive
Baby birds are leaving their nests
No need for hats or gloves or vests
And when its hot you can take a dive
The children are all happy as they play
The children are all happy as they play
Nothing better than a bright sunny day
The children are all happy as they play
Nothing better than a bright sunny day
Fun in the sun for everyone
The children are all happy as they play
Nothing better than a bright sunny day
Fun in the sun for everyone
Taking a swim when the day is done
The children are all happy as they play
Nothing better than a bright sunny day
Fun in the sun for everyone
Taking a swim when the day is done
Splashing each other with a spray
I love my cat, she is so sweet
I love my cat, she is so sweet
She always loves to sleeps on my feet
I love my cat, she is so sweet
She always loves to sleep on my feet
Warm as toast on a winter night
I love my cat, she is so sweet
She always loves to sleep on my feet
Warm as toast on a winter night
Her purring tells us that all is right
I love my cat, she is so sweet
She always loves to sleep on my feet
Warm as toast on a winter night
Her purring tells us that all is right
A happy cat makes life complete
The moon comes up on a cold bleak night
The moon comes up on a cold bleak night
The snow is sparkling, such a lovely sight
The moon comes up on a cold bleak night
The snow is sparkling, such a lovely sight
Another log on the fire will keep us warm 'til dawn
The moon comes up on a cold bleak night
The snow is sparkling, such a lovely sight
Another log on the fire will keep us warm 'til dawn
So warm and sleepy beginning to yawn
Bumping this up :)
The moon comes up on a cold bleak night
The snow is sparkling, such a lovely sight
Another log on the fire will keep us warm 'til dawn
So warm and sleepy beginning to yawn
So pull up the blankets and turn off the light
Never forget to remember
Never forget to remember
From January until December
Thanks for reviving this in Alan's memory.
Never forget to remember
From January until December
Thats months fly by
Never forget to remember
From January until December
Thats months fly by
You must try and try
Never forget to remember
From January until December
That months fly by
You must try and try
To be a responsible member
For all things there must be a reason
For all things there must be a reason
It matters not what happened last season
For all things there must be a reason
It matters not what happened last season
Treat each day as a new start
For all things there must be a reason
It matters not what happened last season
Treat each day as a new start
And be of good heart
For all things there must be a reason
It matters not what happened last season
Treat each day as a new start
And be of good heart
Even though in the winter you're freezin'
There was a fat dog with a bone
There was a fat dog with a bone
He wanted to be left alone
There was a fat dog with a bone
He wanted to be left alone
So he hid 'neath a tree
There was a fat dog with a bone
He wanted to be left alone
So he hid 'neath a tree
Where no one could see
There was a fat dog with a bone
He wanted to be left alone
So he hid 'neath a tree
Where no one could see
And buried it under a stone
I wish I could go on a cruise
I wish I could go on a cruise
Visit foreign shores whenever I choose
I wish I could go on a cruise
Visit foreign shores whenever I choose
But there's no place like home
I wish I could go on a cruise
Visit foreign shores whenever I choose
But there's no place like home
No matter where I roam
I wish I could go on a cruise
Visit foreign shores whenever I choose
But there's no place like home
No matter where I roam
It's familiar haunts I must peruse.
The rains have brought us insects galore
The rains have brought us insects galore
The fly though the windows and through the door
The rains have brought us insects galore
They fly though the windows and through the door
Their stings and bites are driving us wild
The rains have brought us insects galore
They fly though the windows and through the door
Their stings and bites are driving us wild
Attacking at random man woman and child
The rains have brought us insects galore
They fly though the windows and through the door
Their stings and bites are driving us wild
Attacking at random man woman and child
Eliminating these pests is quite a chore.
Everyone is harvesting veggies galore
Everyone is harvesting veggies galore
So colourful and tasty, I always want more
Everyone is harvesting veggies galore
So colourful and tasty, I always want more
We're concocting new recipes most every day
Everyone is harvesting veggies galore
So colourful and tasty, I always want more
We're concocting new recipes most every day
Eating our veggies every which way
Everyone is harvesting veggies galore
So colourful and tasty, I always want more
We're concocting new recipes most every day
Eating our veggies every which way
So much nicer than ones bought in a store
I'm so grateful for the friends I've made
I'm so grateful for the friends I've made
My new life is something I never would trade
I'm so grateful for the friends I've made
My new life is something I never would trade
They are there when you need them
I'm so grateful for the friends I've made
My new life is something I never would trade
They are there when you need them
Each of them a precious gem
I'm so grateful for the friends I've made
My new life is something I never would trade
They are there when you need them
Each of them a precious gem
They are there in the sunshine or shade
Do not judge a book by its cover
Do not judge a book by its cover
Take turns reading it with your lover
Do not judge a book by its cover
Take turns reading it with your lover
As you proceed through each chapter
Do not judge a book by its cover
Take turns reading it with your lover
As you proceed through each chapter
Following the story with great rapture
Do not judge a book by its cover
Take turns reading it with your lover
As you proceed through each chapter
Following the story with great rapture
Then time to start on another
Can you tell me the way to Misthaven
Can you tell me the way to Misthaven
The home of the rare spotted raven
Can you tell me the way to Misthaven
The home of the rare spotted raven
I will walk swim or fly
Can you tell me the way to Misthaven
The home of the rare spotted raven
I will walk swim or fly
And everything try
Can you tell me the way to Misthaven
The home of the rare spotted raven
I will walk swim or fly
And everything try
Including arriving unshaven
I sometimes wish that I could fly
I sometimes wish that I could fly
A hot-air balloon ride I might try
I sometimes wish that I could fly
A hot-air balloon ride I might try
Floating high above all
I sometimes wish that I could fly
A hot-air balloon ride I might try
Floating high above all
I'm sure the view will enthral
I sometimes wish that I could fly
A hot-air balloon ride I might try
Floating high above all
I'm sure the view will enthral
Sailing into then summer sky.
The feeders are crowded with birds galore
The feeders are crowded with birds galore
They eat the lot and screech for more
The feeders are crowded with birds galore
They eat the lot and screech for more
Fun to watch they give much pleasure
The feeders are crowded with birds galore
They eat the lot and screech for more
Fun to watch they give much pleasure
They come and go at their own leisure
The feeders are crowded with birds galore
They eat the lot and screech for more
Fun to watch they give much pleasure
They come and go at their own leisure
It's time to stock up at the wild bird store.
This heat and humidity are laying us low
This heat and humidity are laying us low
I may be mad, but I much prefer snow
This heat and humidity are laying us low
I may be mad, but I much prefer snow
Perhaps wer're all mad one way or another
This heat and humidity are laying us low
I may be mad, but I much prefer snow
Perhaps we're all mad one way or another
Staying cheerful I'd really do rather
This heat and humidity are laying us low
I may be mad, but I much prefer snow
Perhaps we're all mad one way or another
Staying cheerful I'd really do rather
Pay for air conditioning, than shovel snow
This summer will very soon be in the past
This summer will very soon be in the past
agreeing nothing good can forever last
This summer will very soon be in the past
agreeing nothing good can forever last
I don't mind winter, I really love snow
This summer will very soon be in the past
agreeing nothing good can forever last
I don't mind winter, I really love snow
Playing in it makes me glow
This summer will very soon be in the past
agreeing nothing good can forever last
I don't mind winter, I really love snow
Playing in it makes me glow
The seasons really move very fast.
The children are heading back to school
The children are heading back to school
No more splashing in the pool
The children are heading back to school
No more splashing in the pool
The house seems empty, very quiet
The children are heading back to school
No more splashing in the pool
The house seems empty, very quiet
I think it's time to go back on my diet
The children are heading back to school
No more splashing in the pool
The house seems empty, very quiet
I think it's time to go back on my diet
When I diet all food makes me drool
Summer was hot, I'll be glad when it's gone
Summer was hot, I'll be glad when it's gone
Winter is time for soup and a scone
Summer was hot, I'll be glad when it's gone
Winter is time for soup and a scone
Snow will arrive, glistening so white
Summer was hot, I'll be glad when it's gone
Winter is time for soup and a scone
Snow will arrive, glistening so white
Warm inside on each frosty night
Each day we are blessed as we start our day
Whether it's work or whether its play
Each day we are blessed as we start our day
Whether it's work or whether its play
We are happy and sad it's part of life
Each day we are blessed as we start our day
Whether it's work or whether its play
We are happy and sad it's part of life
Welcoming joy, coping with strife
Each day we are blessed as we start our day
Whether it's work or whether it's play
We are happy and sad it's part of life
Welcoming joy, coping with strife
It's all worth while that's what I say
Message Boards are good in many ways
Message Boards are good in many ways
Letting people have their 'says'
Message Boards are good in many ways
Letting people have their 'says'
Visiting each day with the people we've met
Message Boards are good in many ways
Letting people have their 'says'
Visiting each day with the people we've met
Making good friends we will never forget
Message Boards are good in many ways
Letting people have their 'says'
Visiting each day with the people we've met
Making good friends we will never forget
Making life happier on many days
Dark is coming earlier now, Fall has to be near
Dark is coming earlier now, Fall has to be near
Well daylight saving time just started here
Dark is coming earlier now, Fall has to be near
Well daylight saving time just started here
The seasons are great even though we complain
Dark is coming earlier now, Fall has to be near
Well daylight saving time just started here
The seasons are great even though we complain
We need the sunshine as much as the rain
Linda
09-29-2010, 11:04 AM
Dark is coming earlier now, Fall has to be near
Well daylight saving time just started here
The seasons are great even though we complain
We need the sunshine as much as the rain
Now Possum can get off of his rear . . . . :cjlol:
I saw some geese flying today
I saw some geese flying today
Honking loudly as they went on their way
I saw some geese flying today
Honking loudly as they went on their way
Reminding me of the 'Snow Goose' Story
I saw some geese flying today
Honking loudly as they went on their way
Reminding me of the 'Snow Goose' Story
A portrayal of him in all his glory
I saw some geese flying today
Honking loudly as they went on their way
Reminding me of the 'Snow Goose' Story
A portrayal of him in all his glory
Brings tears to the eyes I have to say
Yesterday's gone and tomorrow's not here
Yesterday's gone and tomorrow's not here
With Faith we will make it without any fear
Yesterday's gone and tomorrow's not here
With Faith we will make it without any fear
Look to the future, don't dwell on the past
Yesterday's gone and tomorrow's not here
With Faith we will make it without any fear
Look to the future, don't dwell on the past
And remember that nothing will ever last
Yesterday's gone and tomorrow's not here
With Faith we will make it without any fear
Look to the future, don't dwell on the past
And remember that nothing will ever last
We can all do better and we will next year
76 days until Christmas, what shall we buy
76 days until Christmas, what shall we buy
Really nothing much takes my eye
76 days until Christmas, what shall we buy
Really nothing much takes my eye
I haven't looked yet, guess I should start
76 days until Christmas, what shall we buy
Really nothing much takes my eye
I haven't looked yet, guess I should start
I guess with our money we will have to part
76 days until Christmas, what shall we buy
Really nothing much takes my eye
I haven't looked yet, guess I should start
I guess with our money we will have to part
When I look at the prices I just have to sigh
Beautiful, Beautiful all the colors I see
Beautiful, Beautiful all the colors I see
Leaves like a rainbow on my oak tree
Beautiful, Beautiful all the colors I see
Leaves like a rainbow on my oak tree
Frost on the pumpkins for sure today
Beautiful, Beautiful all the colors I see
Leaves like a rainbow on my oak tree
Frost on the pumpkins for sure today
This surely means winter isn't far away
Beautiful, Beautiful all the colors I see
Leaves like a rainbow on my oak tree
Frost on the pumpkins for sure today
This surely means winter isn't far away
I hope it's a mild one, I'm sure you agree
If I could only have one wish
If I could only have one wish
I would change this fine kettle of fish
If I could only have one wish
I would change this fine kettle of fish
I would wish for peace for all the world
If I could only have one wish
I would change this fine kettle of fish
I would wish for peace for all the world
So joy and love would be unfurled
If I could only have one wish
I would change this fine kettle of fish
I would wish for peace for all the world
So joy and love would be unfurled
To fill all our lives with true bliss
Its amazing how much sons can eat
Its amazing how much sons can eat
I bet my husband has got him beat
Its amazing how much sons can eat
I bet my husband has got him beat
Seems like a bottomless pit
Bump
Its amazing how much sons can eat
I bet my husband has got him beat
Seems like a bottomless pit
Its amazing how much sons can eat
I bet my husband has got him beat
Seems like a bottomless pit
Glad my cooking is such a hit
Its amazing how much sons can eat
I bet my husband has got him beat
Seems like a bottomless pit
Glad my cooking is such a hit
Don't they realize I'm run off my feet?
My invite to 'the' wedding went astray!
My invite to 'the' wedding went astray!
I probably couldn't go anyway
My invite to 'the' wedding went astray!
I probably couldn't go anyway
I watched instead, snug at home
My invite to 'the' wedding went astray!
I probably couldn't go anyway
I watched instead, snug at home
One day King Will will sit on the throne
My invite to 'the' wedding went astray!
I probably couldn't go anyway
I watched instead, snug at home
One day King Will will sit on the throne
That's where we will always stay
Summer is coming and I can't wait
Summer is coming and I can't wait
July 15th is a very important date
Summer is coming and I can't wait
July 15th is a very important date
Anniversary? We just don't know
Summer is coming and I can't wait
July 15th is a very important date
Anniversary? We just don't know
For my daughter's wedding, to England I go
Summer is coming and I can't wait
July 15th is a very important date
Anniversary? We just don't know
For my daughter's wedding, to England I go
To see her marry her lovely soul mate.
There once was a man with a limp
There once was a man with a limp
From all the races he was exempt
There once was a man with a limp
From all the races he was exempt
He cared not a figlet
There once was a man with a limp
From all the races he was exempt
He cared not a figlet
But ran with his piglet
There once was a man with a limp
From all the races he was exempt
He cared not a figlet
But ran with his piglet
On speed he did not skimp
Our dogs are called our best friend
Our dogs are called our best friend
On their loyalty you can depend
Our dogs are called our best friend
On their loyalty you can depend
They say 'Love me,love my dog'
Our dogs are called our best friend
On their loyalty you can depend
They say 'Love me,love my dog
Close to me mine sleeps like a log
Any differences we soon mend
There was a lady who loves to quilt
There was a lady who loves to quilt
She made lots of money with no guilt
There was a lady who loves to quilt
She made lots of money with no guilt
Her work is beautiful, so amazing
There was a lady who loves to quilt
She made lots of money with no guilt
Her work is beautiful, so amazing
Some even show cows grazing
There was a lady who loves to quilt
She made lots of money with no guilt
Her work is beautiful, so amazing
Some even show cows grazing
And not one drop of blood was spilt
I am going to England soon
I am going to England soon
And will see some confetti strewn
I am going to England soon
And will see some confetti strewn
Blessed reunion soon to be had
I am going to England soon
And will see some confetti strewn
Blessed reunion soon to be had
Can't wait to hug my Mum and Dad
I am going to England soon
And will see some confetti strewn
Blessed reunion soon to be had
Can't wait to hug my Mum and Dad
Joy and happiness will shoot to the moon
What a joy to see my first great-grandson
What a joy to see my first great-grandson
A brand new life just begun
What a joy to see my first great-grandson
A brand new life just begun
Lots of visits to bring so much love
What a joy to see my first great-grandson
A brand new life just begun
Lots of visits to bring so much love
I love to hear him coo like a dove
What a joy to see my first great-grandson
A brand new life just begun
Lots of visits to bring so much love
I love to hear him coo like a dove
To Great Grandma he is number one
Usually sunshine follows the rain
Usually sunshine follows the rain
It even brings joy to those in pain
Usually sunshine follows the rain
It even brings joy to those in pain
Silver linings to every cloud
handymans_special
07-13-2011, 08:43 AM
Usually sunshine follows the rain
It even brings joy to those in pain
Silver linings to every cloud
Let your joy be declared outloud
Usually sunshine follows the rain
It even brings joy to those in pain
Silver linings to every cloud
Let your joy be declared outloud
Even if there is no gain
There was a man who was always sad
There was a man who was always sad
He wrote miserable words on his writing pad
handymans_special
07-16-2011, 07:59 AM
There was a man who was always sad
He wrote miserable words on his writing pad
What he was thinking we'll never know
There was a man who was always sad
He wrote miserable words on his writing pad
What he was thinking we'll never know
Because he go lost while walking in snow
There was a man who was always sad
He wrote miserable words on his writing pad
What he was thinking we'll never know
Because he got lost while walking in snow
And for that he will be very very mad
This heat is too much, yes it's a blast
This heat is too much, yes it's a blast
It drains my energy, how long can it last
handymans_special
07-26-2011, 04:00 PM
This heat is too much, yes it's a blast
It drains my energy, how long can it last
We have no inkling when the sky will gray
This heat is too much, yes it's a blast
It drains my energy, how long can it last
We have no inkling when the sky will gray
Nothing but hot sun what can I say
handymans_special
07-27-2011, 11:23 AM
This heat is too much, yes it's a blast
It drains my energy, how long can it last
We have no inkling when the sky will gray
Nothing but hot sun what can I say
All we can do is up end our flask.
Janice, would you like to post the first line of the next one please. :)
handymans_special
07-27-2011, 03:31 PM
OK,
When I am shopping it is a joy
When I am shopping it is a joy
I spy a bargain and shout "ahoy"
handymans_special
07-28-2011, 05:38 PM
When I am shopping it is a joy
I spy a bargain and shout "ahoy"
My wallet grows lighter as the day grows long
When I am shopping it is a joy
I spy a bargain and shout "ahoy"
My wallet grows lighter as the day grows long
This is when we have to be strong
handymans_special
07-29-2011, 02:48 PM
When I am shopping it is a joy
I spy a bargain and shout "ahoy"
My wallet grows lighter as the day grows long
This is when we have to be strong
These days a lady must try to be coy!
There was a old lady in Spain
There was a old lady in Spain
Who wanted to get married again
handymans_special
07-29-2011, 06:11 PM
There was a old lady in Spain
Who wanted to get married again
She posted an ad announcing her plight
There was a old lady in Spain
Who wanted to get married again
She posted an ad announcing her plight
Met a nice man and eloped in the night
handymans_special
07-30-2011, 04:56 PM
There was a old lady in Spain
Who wanted to get married again
She posted an ad announcing her plight
Met a nice man and eloped in the night
Now in the rain in Spain they remain
Astounded how much pigs can eat,
Astounded how much pigs can eat,
That is their most enjoyable feat
Astounded how much pigs can eat,
That is their most enjoyable feat
They also like to wallow in mud
handymans_special
07-31-2011, 06:45 PM
Astounded how much pigs can eat,
That is their most enjoyable feat
They also like to wallow in mud
and are often covered with crud
Astounded how much pigs can eat,
That is their most enjoyable feat
They also like to wallow in mud
and are often covered with crud
Pigs, one animal that is never neat
The mountains are high the valleys are low
handymans_special
08-06-2011, 07:29 AM
The mountains are high the valleys are low
At their tippy top there is so much snow
The mountains are high the valleys are low
At their tippy top there is so much snow
Nature's beauty is hard to beat
handymans_special
08-06-2011, 09:01 PM
The mountains are high the valleys are low
At their tippy top there is so much snow
Nature's beauty is hard to beat
So many lovers have yet to meet
The mountains are high the valleys are low
At their tippy top there is so much snow
Nature's beauty is hard to beat
So many lovers have yet to meet
Some of those will never know
School has started, Fall is near
handymans_special
08-12-2011, 09:12 PM
School has started, Fall is near
Summer fun will dissappear
School has started, Fall is near
Summer fun will dissappear
Soon the leaves will flutter down
handymans_special
08-13-2011, 03:34 PM
School has started, Fall is near
Summer fun will disappear
Soon the leaves will flutter down
Turning our smiles into a frown
School has started, Fall is near
Summer fun will disappear
Soon the leaves will flutter down
Turning our smiles into a frown
Every season is very dear
I am happy Nice people outnumber the bad
I am happy nice people outnumber the bad
They help to make the word less sad
handymans_special
08-18-2011, 06:32 PM
I am happy nice people outnumber the bad
They help to make the word less sad
Let's sing all day and stay up at night
I am happy nice people outnumber the bad
They help to make the word less sad
Let's sing all day and stay up at night
Use your hands to caress and not to fight
handymans_special
08-19-2011, 06:12 PM
I am happy nice people outnumber the bad
They help to make the word less sad
Let's sing all day and stay up at night
Use your hands to caress and not to fight
Occupied thusly we shall all be glad.
A pretty young girl called Patty
handymans_special
08-20-2011, 09:22 PM
A pretty young girl called Patty
Had a sister who was called Fatty
A pretty young girl called Patty
Had a sister who was called Fatty
They went out on the town to have fun
handymans_special
08-21-2011, 11:08 PM
A pretty young girl called Patty
Had a sister who was called Fatty
They went out on the town to have fun
Fatty came along but they made her run
A pretty young girl called Patty
Had a sister who was called Fatty
They went out on the town to have fun
Fatty came along but they made her run
Which made Fatty, batty and ratty
It can be fun to have a surprise
It can be fun to have a surprise
Some are so surprised I fear their demise
handymans_special
08-22-2011, 06:30 PM
It can be fun to have a surprise
Some are so surprised I fear their demise
Have a heart, don't be too rough
It can be fun to have a surprise
Some are so surprised I fear their demise
Have a heart, don't be too rough
Learn when sometimes enough is enough
handymans_special
08-23-2011, 06:48 PM
It can be fun to have a surprise
Some are so surprised I fear their demise
Have a heart, don't be too rough
Learn when sometimes enough is enough
Doing that, you can win a prize
Woman's work seems never done
Woman's work seems never done
Sometimes work can be lots of fun
Woman's work seems never done
Sometimes work can be lots of fun
Can't wait to sit down and relax
handymans_special
08-27-2011, 03:36 PM
Woman's work seems never done
Sometimes work can be lots of fun
Can't wait to sit down and relax
Especially when taking Ex lax :eek:
handymans_special
09-09-2011, 07:42 AM
Woman's work seems never done
Sometimes work can be lots of fun
Can't wait to sit down and relax
Especially when taking Ex lax
No wonder that woman has to run.
Game forums are becoming busy
Game forums are becoming busy
Can't keep up, I'm getting dizzy
handymans_special
09-09-2011, 03:28 PM
Game forums are becoming busy
Can't keep up, I'm getting dizzy
Please, make sure your work is done
Game forums are becoming busy
Can't keep up, I'm getting dizzy
Please, make sure your work is done
Then come here and have fun
handymans_special
09-15-2011, 10:14 AM
Game forums are becoming busy
Can't keep up, I'm getting dizzy
Please, make sure your work is done
Then come here and have fun
So much fun, I'm in a tizzy
Making a limerick is a chore
Making a limerick is a chore
But I keep coming back for more
handymans_special
09-16-2011, 04:12 PM
Making a limerick is a chore
But I keep coming back for more
Why we do it, I'll never know
Making a limerick is a chore
But I keep coming back for more
Why we do it, I'll never know
Will keep us happy when we see snow
handymans_special
09-16-2011, 10:52 PM
Making a limerick is a chore
But I keep coming back for more
Why we do it, I'll never know
Will keep us happy when we see snow
Think I'll head to the Jersey Shore
Starting a limerick, I've always found
Starting a limerick, I've always found
Makes my thoughts take a bound
handymans_special
09-17-2011, 03:29 PM
Starting a limerick, I've always found
Makes my thoughts take a bound
How can I phrase it, what can I say
Starting a limerick, I've always found
Makes my thoughts take a bound
How can I phrase it, what can I say
I must think of something without delay
handymans_special
11-15-2011, 05:12 PM
Starting a limerick, I've always found
Makes my thoughts take a bound
How can I phrase it, what can I say
I must think of something without delay
Without a punch line, things will become Unwound.
Washing clothes with the new kitty playing
Washing clothes with the new kitty playing
I love him so much, glad he's staying
handymans_special
11-16-2011, 08:02 PM
Washing clothes with the new kitty playing
I love him so much, glad he's staying
His fate hung perilously close to adoption
Washing clothes with the new kitty playing
I love him so much, glad he's staying
His fate hung perilously close to adoption
But once you're in love that is not an option
handymans_special
11-17-2011, 03:41 PM
Washing clothes with the new kitty playing
I love him so much, glad he's staying
His fate hung perilously close to adoption
But once you're in love that is not an option,
Yeah, tiny gray kitty is definitely staying
I feel like I keep losing the game,
I feel like I keep losing the game
I'm going to keep trying all the same
handymans_special
11-18-2011, 04:15 PM
I feel like I keep losing the game
I'm going to keep trying all the same
A limited vocabulary is a draw back
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