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Into the tray I placed a CD
What's on it we'll have to wait and see
L e s
10-09-2003, 12:24 AM
Into the tray I placed a CD
What's on it we'll have to wait and see
With computer turned on
Into the tray I placed a CD
What's on it we'll have to wait and see
With computer turned on
Anything can go wrong
Sue90
10-09-2003, 09:32 AM
Into the tray I placed a CD
What's on it we'll have to wait and see
With computer turned on
Anything can go wrong
but if it does just ask Amie for free
Once there was a cow with stripes
Originally posted by Sue90@Oct 9 2003, 04:35 PM
but if it does just ask Amie for free
You know me, Always happy to help :)
Once there was a cow with stripes
Who gave milk through purple pipes
carolj100
10-09-2003, 02:07 PM
Once there was a cow with stripes
Who gave milk through purple pipes
She ate lots of grapes
Once there was a cow with stripes
Who gave milk through purple pipes
She ate lots of grapes
Then chewed up the drapes
Once there was a cow with stripes
Who gave milk through purple pipes
She ate lots of grapes
Then chewed up the drapes
Her mistress hollered 'cripes.'
We should all drink lots of green tea
We should all drink lots of green tea
So we can all go pee pee.
We should all drink lots of green tea
So we can all go pee pee.
It is good for your skin
We should all drink lots of green tea
So we can all go pee pee.
It is good for your skin
And helps keep you thin
Sue90
10-10-2003, 08:08 AM
We should all drink lots of green tea
So we can all go pee pee.
It is good for your skin
And helps keep you thin
So I know it would be good for me
There was a man from Canada
There was a man from Canada
Who was smitten with a lass from GRANADA
There was a man from Canada
Who was smitten with a lass from GRANADA
But she strung him along
L e s
10-11-2003, 10:20 AM
There was a man from Canada
Who was smitten with a lass from GRANADA
But she strung him along
Whilst singing a song
There was a man from Canada
Who was smitten with a lass from GRANADA
But she strung him along
Whilst singing a song
An aria from Aida
Celebrating Thanksgiving and Columbus Day
Celebrating Thanksgiving and Columbus Day
In Canada and the USA
L e s
10-11-2003, 04:33 PM
Celebrating Thanksgiving and Columbus Day
In Canada and the USA
We'll have a good time
Celebrating Thanksgiving and Columbus Day
In Canada and the USA
We'll have a good time
Spending our dime.
Celebrating Thanksgiving and Columbus Day
In Canada and the USA
We'll have a good time
Spending our dime.
In the traditional North American way.
Our kitty thinks he must eat for nine
L e s
10-12-2003, 02:12 AM
Our kitty thinks he must eat for nine
A ball of fluff, growing all the time
Our kitty thinks he must eat for nine
A ball of fluff, growing all the time
Our dog is getting really worried
Our kitty thinks he must eat for nine
A ball of fluff, growing all the time
Our dog is getting really worried
His meals are becoming very hurried
Our kitty thinks he must eat for nine
A ball of fluff, growing all the time
Our dog is getting really worried
His meals are becoming very hurried
He thinks "get off you're not having mine"
There once was a snowman called Bert
There once was a snowman called Bert
who had a son called squirt
There once was a snowman called Bert
who had a son called squirt
The mother was Holly
carolj100
10-13-2003, 04:10 PM
There once was a snowman called Bert
Who had a son called Squirt
The mother was Holly
The daughter was jolly
L e s
10-13-2003, 04:48 PM
There once was a snowman called Bert
Who had a son called Squirt
The mother was Holly
The daughter was jolly
And they all went to the Christmas concert
I walked in the park with my dog
I walked in the park with my dog
But somehow got lost in the fog
L e s
10-13-2003, 05:15 PM
I walked in the park with my dog
But somehow got lost in the fog
Well it was more of a mist
I walked in the park with my dog
But somehow got lost in the fog
Well it was more of a mist
Everyone will insist
L e s
10-13-2003, 06:36 PM
I walked in the park with my dog
But somehow got lost in the fog
Well it was more of a mist
Everyone will insist
That was how I tripped over that log
Whilst watching TV last Sunday
Whilst watching TV last Sunday
I suddenly realised it was Monday
Whilst watching TV last Sunday
I suddenly realised it was Monday
So I rushed up to bed
Sue90
10-14-2003, 09:13 AM
Whilst watching TV last Sunday
I suddenly realised it was Monday
So I rushed up to bed
put on PJs that were red
Whilst watching TV last Sunday
I suddenly realised it was Monday
So I rushed up to bed
put on PJs that were red
Gee that was such a fun day.
Why do my socks never match
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L e s
10-14-2003, 09:28 AM
Why do my socks never match
When they all came from the same batch
Why do my socks never match
When they all came from the same batch
My dryer did eat some
Why do my socks never match
When they all came from the same batch
My dryer did eat some
But I'm not really that dumb
Sue90
10-14-2003, 12:13 PM
Why do my socks never match
When they all came from the same batch
My dryer did eat some
But I'm not really that dumb
so tell me, just what is the catch?
It's raining again in Chatham
It's raining again in Chatham
Rivers filling with flotsam and jetsam
It's raining again in Chatham
Rivers filling with flotsam and jetsam
Perhaps I should start building a boat
It's raining again in Chatham
Rivers filling with flotsam and jetsam
Perhaps I should start building a boat
Around the house dig a wide moat
It's raining again in Chatham
Rivers filling with flotsam and jetsam
Perhaps I should start building a boat
Around the house dig a wide moat
Or better still a very high dam
I wish I still had my own hair
I wish I still had my own hair
A hat or a wig I must wear
L e s
10-15-2003, 06:10 AM
I wish I still had my own hair
A hat or a wig I must wear
A short back and shine
Sue90
10-15-2003, 06:21 AM
I wish I still had my own hair
A hat or a wig I must wear
A short back and shine
you would think it was all mine
I wish I still had my own hair
A hat or a wig I must wear
A short back and shine
you would think it was all mine
I feel great and really don't care!
The car is making weird sounds
The car is making weird sounds
And jerking in leaps and bounds
L e s
10-15-2003, 05:03 PM
The car is making weird sounds
And jerking in leaps and bounds
The exhaust is smoking
The car is making weird sounds
And jerking in leaps and bounds
The exhaust is smoking
I feel like I'm choking
The car is making weird sounds
And jerking in leaps and bounds
The exhaust is smoking
I feel like I'm choking
Perhaps the wheels are square and not rounds
An astronaut flew to the moon
An astronaut flew to the moon
He'll be gone at least until June
Sue90
10-16-2003, 08:21 AM
An astronaut flew to the moon
He'll be gone at least until June
His wife she didn't care
An astronaut flew to the moon
He'll be gone at least until June
His wife she didn't care
Ran off with a millionaire
L e s
10-16-2003, 04:57 PM
An astronaut flew to the moon
He'll be gone at least until June
His wife she didn't care
Ran off with a millionaire
In a Ferrari painted maroon
When going to bed last night
When going to bed last night
I received a terrible fright
When going to bed last night
I received a terrible fright
Sticking out from under the bed
Sue90
10-17-2003, 06:45 AM
When going to bed last night
I received a terrible fright
Sticking out from under the bed
was a mouse who looked well fed
When going to bed last night
I received a terrible fright
Sticking out from under the bed
was a mouse who looked well fed
!!With 2 leaps I landed outside.
The gardens must now go to bed
The gardens must now go to bed
There's a long cold winter ahead
L e s
10-18-2003, 05:08 PM
The gardens must now go to bed
There's a long cold winter ahead
With wind rain and snow
The gardens must now go to bed
There's a long cold winter ahead
With wind rain and snow
And the strong winds that blow
L e s
10-18-2003, 05:28 PM
The gardens must now go to bed
There's a long cold winter ahead
With wind rain and snow
And the strong winds that blow
I'll just leave the tools in the shed
That car just went past me real fast
That car just went past me real fast
I am able to cross, at last
That car just went past me real fast
I am able to cross, at last
But when I get to the other side
L e s
10-19-2003, 05:19 AM
That car just went past me real fast
I am able to cross, at last
But when I get to the other side
I just want to hide
That car just went past me real fast
I am able to cross, at last
But when I get to the other side
I just want to hide
And recover from this blast.
They want us to eat lots of fish
They want us to eat lots of fish
But it's not my favourite dish
They want us to eat lots of fish
But it's not my favourite dish
Lots of flaxseed is good
They want us to eat lots of fish
But it's not my favourite dish
Lots of flaxseed is good
But it's like chewing wood
L e s
10-20-2003, 06:15 AM
They want us to eat lots of fish
But it's not my favourite dish
Lots of flaxseed is good
But it's like chewing wood
A good curry, now that is my wish
Last Saturday night at the dance
Sue90
10-20-2003, 09:27 AM
Last Saturday night at the dance
with Adam, Amie had her chance
Last Saturday night at the dance
with Adam, Amie had her chance
She whispered into his ear
Last Saturday night at the dance
with Adam, Amie had her chance
She whispered into his ear
So no one would hear
Last Saturday night at the dance
with Adam, Amie had her chance
She whispered into his ear
So no one would hear
'Let's spend next weekend in France'.
Ladybugs are swarming all over the place
L e s
10-20-2003, 04:45 PM
Ladybugs are swarming all over the place
They won't get out of my face
randiroo76073
10-20-2003, 05:46 PM
Ladybugs are swarming all over the place
They won't get out of my face
As I sit on this stump
Hi, I'm new to this site, came over from Lockergnome via Amie. This site is Kool! Yall are now in my most favorites list!
May the wind always be at your back & the Force with you
Randy :thRt:
Welcome on board, Randy. Just follow Amie around, and you will
meet a bunch of the 'koolest' gurus on the Internet.
MaKa
Ladybugs are swarming all over the place
They won't get out of my face
As I sit on this stump
I've just squashed a clump
Welcome Randy, thanks for coming, hope you have fun with us here. :amie:
randiroo76073
10-20-2003, 11:09 PM
Ladybugs are swarming all over the place
They won't get out of my face
As I sit on this stump
I've just squashed a clump
So I'll get up and finish this race
As I sit and ponder
? I just started being active in forums in the last 3-4 mos & all forums allow u to have ur own avatar but not all allow u to upload, instead you have to get from a http . How do u store if u don't have website, which not everyone has?
Thanx for any info
Randy :wacko:
Originally posted by randiroo76073@Oct 21 2003, 06:20 AM
? I just started being active in forums in the last 3-4 mos & all forums allow u to have ur own avatar but not all allow u to upload, instead you have to get from a http . How do u store if u don't have website, which not everyone has?
Thanx for any info
Randy :wacko:
Randy,
Welcome to MPC.
See this post:
Signatures and Avatars, Need help with yours ? (http://www.mypcclinic.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=831)
Amie :amie:
As I sit and ponder
My mind begins to wander
randiroo76073
10-21-2003, 05:16 AM
Thanks Amie, Ribaldry is back, I'm a dirty old man, at least thats what my wife says. :laugh:
As I sit and ponder
My mind begins to wander
Is it just me, or does sex
Randy
As I sit and ponder
My mind begins to wander
Is it just me, or does sex
Over time become too complex
Sue90
10-21-2003, 12:46 PM
As I sit and ponder
My mind begins to wander
Is it just me, or does sex
Over time become too complex
well, um,...all I can do is stammer
Oh my, there's snow in the air
Oh my, there's snow in the air
i hope it does not land in my hair
Oh my, there's snow in the air
I hope it does not land in my hair
Maybe I'll buy a big hat
randiroo76073
10-22-2003, 04:28 AM
Oh my, there's snow in the air
I hope it does not land in my hair
Maybe I'll buy a big hat
It really ought to fix that
Randy
PS I poped over to galery, WOW! Susan, Amie you ladies do really great work, Kudos. Hope I get time to view all gallery
Sue90
10-22-2003, 10:48 AM
Oh my, there's snow in the air
I hope it does not land in my hair
Maybe I'll buy a big hat
It really ought to fix that
but only until the weather turns fair.
The house on the hill was haunted
The house on the hill was haunted
But I still went in undaunted
The house on the hill was haunted
But I still went in undaunted
When the door unaided creaked open
randiroo76073
10-22-2003, 01:20 PM
and nary a word was spoken
L e s
10-22-2003, 04:52 PM
The house on the hill was haunted
But I still went in undaunted
When the door unaided creaked open
and nary a word was spoken
My cowardice I flaunted
Whilst playing a game of Snood
Whilst playing a game of Snood
I had a sudden urge for food
randiroo76073
10-22-2003, 05:05 PM
Whilst playing a game of Snood
I had a sudden urge for food
Up from the table I sprang
L e s
10-22-2003, 05:41 PM
Whilst playing a game of Snood
I had a sudden urge for food
Up from the table I sprang
To get a toffee meringue
Whilst playing a game of Snood
I had a sudden urge for food
Up from the table I sprang
To get a toffee meringue
Now I'm really in a good mood.
We'll be setting our clocks back quite soon
L e s
10-23-2003, 12:15 AM
We'll be setting our clocks back quite soon
The change will be such a boon
We'll be setting our clocks back quite soon
The change will be such a boon
It won't be so dark in the morning
Sue90
10-23-2003, 06:30 AM
We'll be setting our clocks back quite soon
The change will be such a boon
It won't be so dark in the morning
But still need to set the clock for a warning
We'll be setting our clocks back quite soon
The change will be such a boon
It won't be so dark in the morning
But still need to set the clock for a warning
Else I will probably sleep until noon
I wonder what happened to Fred
I wonder what happened to Fred
Disappeared since he fell on his head
I wonder what happened to Fred
Disappeared since he fell on his head
He liked to pull stunts
randiroo76073
10-23-2003, 03:35 PM
I wonder what happened to Fred
Disappeared since he fell on his head
He liked to pull stunts
And make obnoxious grunts
I wonder what happened to Fred
Disappeared since he fell on his head
He liked to pull stunts
And make obnoxious grunts
He's probably under his bed.
I need lots more leaves for the garden
I need lots more leaves for the garden
Before the frost causes them to harden
I need lots more leaves for the garden
Before the frost causes them to harden
Roses and mums are still cheery
L e s
10-24-2003, 04:59 PM
I need lots more leaves for the garden
Before the frost causes them to harden
Roses and mums are still cheery
The garden's not at all dreary
I need lots more leaves for the garden
Before the frost causes them to harden
Roses and mums are still cheery
The garden's not at all dreary
'til snow falls will continue to yard'en.
A doe came to sample the plants
randiroo76073
10-24-2003, 10:30 PM
A doe came to sample the plants
nibbled my roses by chance
A doe came to sample the plants
nibbled my roses by chance
Had a taste of some hostas and evergreens too
L e s
10-25-2003, 08:11 AM
A doe came to sample the plants
nibbled my roses by chance
Had a taste of some hostas and evergreens too
Frightened the birds and away they flew
A doe came to sample the plants
nibbled my roses by chance
Had a taste of some hostas and evergreens too
Frightened the birds and away they flew
Then off to the wood she did prance
Christmas will soon be here once more
Christmas will soon be here once more
Over lists and catalogs I shall pore
L e s
10-25-2003, 05:23 PM
Christmas will soon be here once more
Over lists and catalogs I shall pore
What to get the children we ask
Christmas will soon be here once more
Over lists and catalogs I shall pore
What to get the children we ask
A mind-boggling task-
randiroo76073
10-26-2003, 02:21 AM
Christmas will soon be here once more
Over lists and catalogs I shall pore
What to get the children we ask
A mind-boggling task-
All in all a joyful chore
Hurry Christmas Hurry fast
Hurry Christmas Hurry fast
Another year has nearly passed
L e s
10-26-2003, 04:19 PM
Hurry Christmas Hurry fast
Another year has nearly passed
T'will soon be here to bring us cheer
Hurry Christmas Hurry fast
Another year has nearly passed
T'will soon be here to bring us cheer
While spending money we hold dear
Sue90
10-27-2003, 06:42 AM
Hurry Christmas Hurry fast
Another year has nearly passed
T'will soon be here to bring us cheer
While spending money we hold dear
whether it is our first Christmas or our last.
I found a letter in a bottle
randiroo76073
10-27-2003, 07:06 AM
I found a letter in a bottle
The parchment was quite a mottle
I found a letter in a bottle
The parchment was quite a mottle
I started to write a reply
L e s
10-27-2003, 08:56 AM
I found a letter in a bottle
The parchment was quite a mottle
I started to write a reply
But as I did try
Sue90
10-27-2003, 12:50 PM
I found a letter in a bottle
The parchment was quite a mottle
I started to write a reply
But as I did try
I knew I had better not dottle.
I look around and no ones home
I look around and no ones home
This family really likes to roam
I look around and no ones home
This family really likes to roam
It's so good to have time just for me
randiroo76073
10-27-2003, 04:19 PM
look around and no ones home
This family really likes to roam
It's so good to have time just for me
cause at times inside[me] is where I'd rather be
I look around and no ones home
This family really likes to roam
It's so good to have time just for me
cause at times inside[me] is where I'd rather be
Think I'll try to write a little poem.
The telephone won't stop ringing today
Sue90
10-28-2003, 06:22 AM
The telephone won't stop ringing today
everyone has so much to say
The telephone won't stop ringing today
Everyone has so much to say
I've got so many things to do
The telephone won't stop ringing today
Everyone has so much to say
I've got so many things to do
There's a long list yet to work through
Sue90
10-29-2003, 09:07 AM
The telephone won't stop ringing today
Everyone has so much to say
I've got so many things to do
There's a long list yet to work through
But all I want to do is play
It's Halloween the lamps are lit
It's Halloween the lamps are lit
Our dogs are having such a fit
It's Halloween the lamps are lit
Our dogs are having such a fit
Who's that knocking at the door
L e s
10-29-2003, 04:19 PM
It's Halloween the lamps are lit
Our dogs are having such a fit
Who's that knocking at the door
Children dressed with blood and gore
randiroo76073
10-29-2003, 04:27 PM
THAT really put the dogs in a terrible snit
Holloween is nigh
PS been a good day, havin fun! cascading software failures, tomorrow will be better day
Randy
Halloween is nigh
I can't believe how time does fly
Sue90
10-30-2003, 11:37 AM
Halloween is nigh
I can't believe how time does fly
Soon it will be November first
Halloween is nigh
I can't believe how time does fly
Soon it will be November first
Winter weather is getting worst
Halloween is nigh
I can't believe how time does fly
Soon it will be November first
Hope all that candy won't make me burst!
Sue90
10-31-2003, 06:15 AM
Halloween is nigh
I can't believe how time does fly
Soon it will be November first
Hope all that candy won't make me burst!
I'll eat it all, I won't be shy
witches, ghosts and ghouls
randiroo76073
10-31-2003, 02:36 PM
witches, ghosts and ghouls
things go bump in nite & shake our souls
Witches, ghosts and ghouls
Things go bump in nite & shake our souls
Why do these appear in my dreams
Witches, ghosts and ghouls
Things go bump in nite & shake our souls
Why do these appear in my dreams
One should outgrow this, it seems
L e s
11-01-2003, 04:34 PM
Witches, ghosts and ghouls
Things go bump in nite & shake our souls
Why do these appear in my dreams
One should outgrow this, it seems
But still they come to take their tolls
Almost Bonfire Night this side of the pond
Almost Bonfire Night this side of the pond
Of which we're all so very fond
Almost Bonfire Night this side of the pond
Of which we're all so very fond
I wish the bangs didn't frighten my cat
Almost Bonfire Night this side of the pond
Of which we're all so very fond
I wish the bangs didn't frighten my cat
Maybe loud music will help with that
Almost Bonfire Night this side of the pond
Of which we're all so very fond
I wish the bangs didn't frighten my cat
Maybe loud music will help with that
Or I could just wave my magic wand.
There once was a donkey called Freddie
randiroo76073
11-03-2003, 07:56 AM
There once was a donkey called Freddie
Who actually thought he was a "Teddy"
There once was a donkey called Freddie
Who actually thought he was a "Teddy"
He growled when he was supposed to bray
There once was a donkey called Freddie
Who actually thought he was a "Teddy"
He growled when he was supposed to bray
Ate fish and honey not thistles and hay
There once was a donkey called Freddie
Who actually thought he was a "Teddy"
He growled when he was supposed to bray
Ate fish and honey not thistles and hay
And said "give me a cuddle I'm ready"
There once was a woman in love
There once was a woman in love
Whose partner fit her like a glove
randiroo76073
11-03-2003, 02:55 PM
[FONT=Arial]There once was a woman in love
Whose heart took wing like a dove
PS Amie, that was british "Teddy", used to mean "bad" boys, could be changed now tho. :)
There once was a woman in love
Whose partner fit her like a glove
They would cuddle and coo
There once was a woman in love
Whose partner fit her like a glove
They would cuddle and coo
Until she said "I do"
There once was a woman in love
Whose partner fit her like a glove
They would cuddle and coo
Until she said "I do"
"I just can't adore you enough"!
The Farleys' garden got pounded by hail
The Farleys' garden got pounded by hail
All the leaves were blown off in the gale
The Farleys' garden got pounded by hail
All the leaves were blown off in the gale
But plants are forgiving
randiroo76073
11-05-2003, 04:26 PM
The Farleys' garden got pounded by hail
All the leaves were blown off in the gale
But plants are forgiving
We all hope they're still living
The Farleys' garden got pounded by hail
All the leaves were blown off in the gale
But plants are forgiving
We all hope they're still living
And come spring don't get eaten by a snail
Did you hear about the man who cried
thelindaj
11-05-2003, 07:22 PM
Did you hear about the man who cried
He found out his fish was baked and not fried
Did you hear about the man who cried
He found out his fish was baked and not fried
The chips were all soggy, not crisp like he wanted
Did you hear about the man who cried
He found out his fish was baked and not fried
The chips were all soggy, not crisp like he wanted
He began to wonder if his cooker was haunted
Did you hear about the man who cried
He found out his fish was baked and not fried
The chips were all soggy, not crisp like he wanted
He began to wonder if his cooker was haunted
Preventing him from making dinner for his new bride.
Woodpeckers are drilling holes in our house
Woodpeckers are drilling holes in our house
And our wiring's all chewed thanks to a mouse
carolj100
11-06-2003, 05:31 PM
Woodpeckers are drilling holes in our house
And our wiring's all chewed thanks to a mouse
The squirrels are running amok,
Woodpeckers are drilling holes in our house
And our wiring's all chewed thanks to a mouse
The squirrels are running amok,
Bats, deer, 'coons and turkeys complete the flock
Woodpeckers are drilling holes in our house
And our wiring's all chewed thanks to a mouse
The squirrels are running amok,
Bats, deer, 'coons and turkeys complete the flock
But they're all God's creatures so I will not grouse
If only I had listened at school
If only I had listened at school
And followed the teachers' rule
If only I had listened at school
And followed the teachers' rule
I would not be stuck here
If only I had listened at school
And followed the teachers' rule
I would not be stuck here
For year after year
If only I had listened at school
And followed the teachers' rule
I would not be stuck here
For year after year
This isn't cool.
Miaa
Can we have a line to start a new limerick from you. :P
Amie :amie:
Sue90
11-10-2003, 12:27 PM
Can we have a line to start a new limerick from you
said Amie, Mike, Sue and Maka just to name a few
funny eh!!
Can we have a line to start a new limerick from you
said Amie, Mike, Sue and Maka just to name a few
We're all chomping at our bits
L e s
11-10-2003, 04:52 PM
Can we have a line to start a new limerick from you
said Amie, Mike, Sue and Maka just to name a few
We're all chomping at our bits
And no-one ever quits
Can we have a line to start a new limerick from you
said Amie, Mike, Sue and Maka just to name a few
We're all chomping at our bits
So please, if time permits
Can we have a line to start a new limerick from you
said Amie, Mike, Sue and Maka just to name a few
We're all chomping at our bits
So please, if time permits
Do add a line to help us continue.
I think I'm becoming addicted to rhyming
I think I'm becoming addicted to rhyming
It's certainly easier than going rock climbing
I think I'm becoming addicted to rhyming
It's certainly easier than going rock climbing
One must wrack the brain
L e s
11-11-2003, 05:09 PM
I think I'm becoming addicted to rhyming
It's certainly easier than going rock climbing
One must wrack the brain
To complete the chain
thelindaj
11-11-2003, 05:48 PM
I think I'm becoming addicted to rhyming
It's certainly easier than going rock climbing
One must wrack the brain
To complete the chain
But more important than rhyming is timing
There once was a dog from Chicago
There once was a dog from Chicago
Whose owner was a lady called Margo
thelindaj
11-11-2003, 11:25 PM
There once was a dog from Chicago
Whose owner was a lady called Margo
He was a randy little chap
There once was a dog from Chicago
Whose owner was a lady called Margo
He was a randy little chap
Who would yip and would yap
There once was a dog from Chicago
Whose owner was a lady called Margo
He was a randy little chap
Who would yip and would yap
So the neighbours set up an embargo
I wonder what happened to Tony
L e s
11-12-2003, 09:38 AM
I wonder what happened to Tony
That guy was never a phoney
Sue90
11-12-2003, 01:03 PM
I wonder what happened to Tony
That guy was never a phoney
He had charm and wit
I wonder what happened to Tony
That guy was never a phoney
He had charm and wit
Liked to travel a bit
I wonder what happened to Tony
That guy was never a phoney
He had charm and wit
Liked to travel a bit
You better check with his crony.
They have been trimming all of our trees
They have been trimming all of our trees
The ones I climbed and skinned my knees
They have been trimming all of our trees
The ones I climbed and skinned my knees
Things are looking really bare
Sue90
11-14-2003, 01:01 PM
They have been trimming all of our trees
The ones I climbed and skinned my knees
Things are looking really bare
so I'll plant another, maybe a pair
L e s
11-14-2003, 05:21 PM
They have been trimming all of our trees
The ones I climbed and skinned my knees
Things are looking really bare
so I'll plant another, maybe a pair
but I could have them in threes
oh why did I go to work today?
thelindaj
11-14-2003, 05:43 PM
oh why did I go to work today?
when I could have gone sailing in the bay?
Oh why did I go to work today?
Guess I'm having trouble staying away-
Oh why did I go to work today?
when I could have gone sailing in the bay
I suppose it's because I need the money
(Sorry Maka Linda beat you to it :D)
thelindaj
11-15-2003, 03:42 AM
Oh why did I go to work today?
when I could have gone sailing in the bay
I suppose it's because I need the money
But goodness it's so sunny
L e s
11-15-2003, 09:54 AM
Oh why did I go to work today?
when I could have gone sailing in the bay
I suppose it's because I need the money
But goodness it's so sunny
I guess I'll just go and make hay.
Roadrunner and possum went to the zoo
Roadrunner and possum went to the zoo
To get some fresh air and to check on what's new
carolj100
11-15-2003, 06:44 PM
Roadrunner and possum went to the zoo
To get some fresh air and to check on what's new
They were strolling along
Roadrunner and possum went to the zoo
To get some fresh air and to check on what's new
They were strolling along
Humming a song
Roadrunner and possum went to the zoo
To get some fresh air and to check on what's new
They were strolling along
Humming a song
And chatted with Ma Kangaroo
I'm hungry for popcorn tonight
L e s
11-16-2003, 05:16 PM
I'm hungry for popcorn tonight
So don't let the kids start a fight
thelindaj
11-16-2003, 05:37 PM
I'm hungry for popcorn tonight
So don't let the kids start a fight
It's so good with butter
I'm hungry for popcorn tonight
So don't let the kids start a fight
It's so good with butter
But what's that you mutter
I'm hungry for popcorn tonight
So don't let the kids start a fight
It's so good with butter
But what's that you mutter
We need cider to make it taste right!
Mr. Sandman is knocking on the window
Mr. Sandman is knocking on the window
I glimpsed him there in the shadow
thelindaj
11-17-2003, 04:25 AM
Mr. Sandman is knocking on the window
I glimpsed him there in the shadow
Tonight sleep may come
L e s
11-17-2003, 05:13 PM
Mr. Sandman is knocking on the window
I glimpsed him there in the shadow
Tonight sleep may come
Long before the rising sun
Mr. Sandman is knocking on the window
I glimpsed him there in the shadow
Tonight sleep may come
Long before the rising sun
Appears behind our meadow.
The rains have melted our snow
The rains have melted our snow
And I am sad to see it go
The rains have melted our snow
And I am sad to see it go
By the time winter is done
beaper
11-18-2003, 12:19 AM
There once was a dog named Kip
Whose owner was sort of a dip...
when it was time for a bath
he discovered Kip's wrath
The rains have melted our snow
And I am sad to see it go
By the time winter is done
And spring has begun
James
11-18-2003, 09:42 AM
The rains have melted our snow
And I am sad to see it go
By the time winter is done
And spring has begun
led by the tulips annual show.
The eggs are cooked within the pan
beaper
11-18-2003, 09:46 AM
The rains have melted our snow
And I am sad to see it go
By the time winter is done
And spring has begun
the buds have begun to show
There once was a lady from Leeds (I couldn't find a rhyme with Cheltenham ;) )
There once was a lady from Leeds
Who had most peculiar needs
L e s
11-18-2003, 11:21 AM
There once was a lady from Leeds
Who had most peculiar needs
Whilst home alone
beaper
11-18-2003, 12:50 PM
There once was a lady from Leeds
Who had most peculiar needs
Whilst home alone
munching a scone
L e s
11-18-2003, 04:58 PM
There once was a lady from Leeds
Who had most peculiar needs
Whilst home alone
munching a scone
She would think about all her misdeeds
The president who's name is Bush
carolj100
11-18-2003, 05:33 PM
The president whose name is Bush
Decided to give us a push
L e s
11-18-2003, 05:34 PM
The president whose name is Bush
Decided to give us a push
When we came to the brink
carolj100
11-18-2003, 05:44 PM
The president whose name is Bush
Decided to give us a push
When we came to the brink
And I said, "hey, let's think
The president whose name is Bush
Decided to give us a push
When we came to the brink
And I said, "hey, let's think
No need to be in such a rush!"
Our Board is greeting lots of new faces
L e s
11-19-2003, 12:28 AM
Our Board is greeting lots of new faces
From many far flung places
Our Board is greeting lots of new faces
From many far flung places
We send a warm welcome to all
Our Board is greeting lots of new faces
From many far flung places
We send a warm welcome to all
Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall
Our Board is greeting lots of new faces
From many far flung places
We send a warm welcome to all
Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall
MPC is the computer users' oasis.
It's time to prepare for Thanksgiving
It's time to prepare for Thanksgiving
To remember those gone and still living
beaper
11-21-2003, 08:36 AM
It's time to prepare for Thanksgiving
To remember those gone and still living,
For the sake of old times
carolj100
11-21-2003, 09:46 AM
It's time to prepare for Thanksgiving
To remember those gone and still living,
For the sake of old times
We offer our rhymes,
It's time to prepare for Thanksgiving
To remember those gone and still living,
For the sake of old times
We offer our rhymes,
And feed hungry guests who're arriving.
Holiday preparations take oodles of time
L e s
11-21-2003, 05:08 PM
Holiday preparations take oodles of time
Clean around the house, get rid of that grime
Holiday preparations take oodles of time
Clean around the house, get rid of that grime
Locate all the ornaments and trim
Holiday preparations take oodles of time
Clean around the house, get rid of that grime
Locate all the ornaments and trim
and a bowl of booze filled to the brim
beaper
11-23-2003, 02:17 AM
Holiday preparations take oodles of time
Clean around the house, get rid of that grime
Locate all the ornaments and trim
and a bowl of booze filled to the brim
makes uncle Harry think he's a mime
There was a cool hangout called "Cooler"
There was a cool hangout called "Cooler"
Of which Lindaj was the ruler
thelindaj
11-24-2003, 04:19 AM
There was a cool hangout called "Cooler"
Of which Lindaj was the ruler :D
She was smart as could be :rolleyes:
There was a cool hangout called "Cooler"
Of which Lindaj was the ruler :D
She was smart as could be :rolleyes:
But not as quick as Amie :P
There was a cool hangout called "Cooler"
Of which Lindaj was the ruler
She was smart as could be
But not as quick as Amie
I guess no one could fool her :rolleyes:
Excellent Suze, can we have a new line to start the next limerick please :D
Amie :amie:
What is Monday
Not my sort of fun day
What is Monday
Not my sort of fun day
Maybe Wednesday would be more appealing
What is Monday
Not my sort of fun day
Maybe Wednesday would be more appealing
into Thursday I'll be wheeling
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