Limericks

[JoanneChua]

All the little smilies standing in a rowhttp://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/MexicanWave.gif
On your mark: Ready set "Go"
The ball flew over, touchdown scored
The whistle blew, the crowd roared
Even a baby squealed "Whoa".

There was never a bird in the sky

[Amie]

There was never a bird in the sky
Who could soar like an eagle, so high,

[JoanneChua]

There was never a bird in the sky
Who could soar like an eagle, so high
What it was is a mystery

[L e s]

There was never a bird in the sky
Who could soar like an eagle, so high
What it was is a mystery
Of how it would ski

[Suze]

There was never a bird in the sky
Who could soar like an eagle, so high
What it was is a mystery
Of how it would ski
Don't soar to high or you'll fry


Once upon a time in Old New York

[Eve]

Once upon a time in Old New York
Two old men went out for a walk

[L e s]

Once upon a time in Old New York
Two old men went out for a walk
With Twin Towers no longer there

[MaKa]

Once upon a time in Old New York
Two old men went out for a walk
With Twin Towers no longer there
A part of Manhattan is really bare-

[L e s]

Once upon a time in Old New York
Two old men went out for a walk
With Twin Towers no longer there
A part of Manhattan is really bare-
And for years to come we will stand and talk




There was a great rabbit called Harvey

[Suze]

There was a great rabbit called Harvey
whos name was gilligan garvey

[Eve]

There was a great rabbit called Harvey
Whose surname just had to be Garvey

[MaKa]

There was a great rabbit called Harvey
Whose surname just had to be Garvey
He was an invisible hare
Went with Elwood Dowd everywhere

[MaKa]

There was a great rabbit called Harvey
Whose surname just had to be Garvey
He was an invisible hare
Went with Elwood Dowd everywhere---
An inno-creative group are we!!!




It's winter carnival time

[Suze]

It's winter carnival time
think I'll have some tea with Lime

[L e s]

It's winter carnival time
think I'll have some tea with Lime
Some buttered scones will go down well

[MaKa]

It's winter carnival time
think I'll have some tea with Lime
Some buttered scones will go down well
What else to munch on I won't tell

[Eve]

It's winter carnival time
think I'll have some tea with Lime
Some buttered scones will go down well
What else to munch on I won't tell
Except that with ice cream it will taste sublime


In the middle of the lake in a leaky old boat

[Amie]

In the middle of the lake in a leaky old boat
Sat a big pink pig and a tired old goat

[Eve]

In the middle of the lake in a leaky old boat
Sat a big pink pig and a tired old goat
Said old goat to Pink Piggy come sit close to me

[JoanneChua]

In the middle of the lake in a leaky old boat
Sat a big pink pig and a tired old goat
Said old goat to Pink Piggy come sit close to me
I hope we won't sink don't you agree

[Eve]

In the middle of the lake in a leaky old boat
Sat a big pink pig and a tired old goat
Said old goat to Pink Piggy come sit close to me
I hope we won't sink don't you agree
So they sat very still and stayed afloat


One windy morning just before dawn

[L e s]

One windy morning just before dawn,
Whilst out in the woods I spotted a fawn

[JoanneChua]

One windy morning just before dawn,
Whilst out in the woods I spotted a fawn
I took out my sketchbook

[Amie]

One windy morning just before dawn,
Whilst out in the woods I spotted a fawn
I took out my sketchbook
Right there by the babbling brook

[Suze]

One windy morning just before dawn,
Whilst out in the woods I spotted a fawn
I took out my sketchbook
Right there by the babbling brook
and sat there & drew him out on the lawn



As I crossed the bridge of Sighs

[Amie]

As I crossed the bridge of Sighs
My mind was full of ifs and whys,

[Eve]

As I crossed the bridge of Sighs
My mind was full of ifs and whys,
Then MPC came into view

[L e s]

As I crossed the bridge of Sighs
My mind was full of ifs and whys,
Then MPC came into view
I knew that you'd be here too

[Eve]

As I crossed the bridge of Sighs
My mind was full of ifs and whys,
Then MPC came into view
I knew that you'd be here too
Well thats not really much of a surprisehttp://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Eeeeeek.gif



One fine day in the middle of the night

[Suze]

One fine day in the middle of the night
I had an awful scary fright

[L e s]

One fine day in the middle of the night
I had an awful scary fright
Big and black with eyes bright green

[carolj100]

One fine day in the middle of the night
I had an awful scary fright
Big and black with eyes bright green
It showed up on my TV screen

[Eve]

One fine day in the middle of the night
I had an awful scary fright
Big and black with eyes bright green
It showed up on my TV screen
One look and I was out of sight



Two frogs fell in to a cream bowl

[Suze]

Two frogs fell in to a cream bowl
and were made to pay a toll

[carolj100]

Two frogs fell in to a cream bowl
and were made to pay a toll
They had but a dime

[Suze]

Two frogs fell in to a cream bowl
and were made to pay a toll
They had but a dime
which was just fine

[L e s]

Two frogs fell in to a cream bowl
and were made to pay a toll
They had but a dime
which was just fine
so they got out and went for a stroll


On a wet windy day last March

[Eve]

On a wet windy day last March
I was feeling so stiff cos I fell in some starch

[MaKa]

On a wet windy day last March
I was feeling so stiff cos I fell in some starch
It really felt icky

[Eve]

On a wet windy day last March
I was feeling so stiff cos I fell in some starch
It really felt icky
So cold and so sticky

[L e s]

On a wet windy day last March
I was feeling so stiff cos I fell in some starch
It really felt icky
So cold and so sticky
so they hung me to dry from the arch

One beautiful Fall in New England

[MaKa]

One beautiful Fall in New England
We were gathering leaves for a garland

[Suze]

One beautiful Fall in New England
We were gathering leaves for a garland
when a big wind came out of nowhere

[L e s]

One beautiful Fall in New England
We were gathering leaves for a garland
when a big wind came out of nowhere
To blow all the leaves everywhere

[MaKa]

One beautiful Fall in New England
We were gathering leaves for a garland
when a big wind came out of nowhere
To blow all the leaves everywhere
So what's left is a lot of bare land.


It's time to shovel more snow

[Eve]

It's time to shovel more snow
Be easier if we're all in a row

[L e s]

It's time to shovel more snow
Be easier if we're all in a row
With shovels and spades

[MaKa]

It's time to shovel more snow
Be easier if we're all in a row
With shovels and spades
And vests in all shades

[Eve]

It's time to shovel more snow
Be easier if we're all in a row
With shovels and spades
And vests in all shades
We'll shovel until we all glow
http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/MexicanWave.gif


Four and twenty smilie things standing in a row

[carolj100]

Four and twenty smilie things standing in a row
Two dozen smilies looking like they know

[Eve]

Four and twenty smilie things standing in a row
Two dozen smilies looking like they know
Silly grinning little things they sure can be a pain

[carolj100]

Four and twenty smilie things standing in a row
Two dozen smilies looking like they know
Silly grinning little things they sure can be a pain
But for making a point they make it plain

[Eve]

Four and twenty smilie things standing in a row
Two dozen smilies looking like they know
Silly grinning little things they sure can be a pain
But for making a point they make it plain
I just love them all, hail rain or snowhttp://home.no.net/birgif/emoti/LRtrio.gif


Early one morning before the sun was up

[L e s]

Early one morning before the sun was up
I asked my true love for a drink to sup

[MaKa]

Early one morning before the sun was up
I asked my true love for a drink to sup
She opened one eye and said "Are you kidding me?"

[L e s]

Early one morning before the sun was up
I asked my true love for a drink to sup
She opened one eye and said "Are you kidding me?
when all I want is to be at sea."

[Eve]

Early one morning before the sun was up
I asked my true love for a drink to sup
She opened one eye and said "Are you kidding me?
when all I want is to be at sea."
Then she curled in the blankets like a mean wee pup

Rain rain everywhere rain

[Amie]

Rain rain everywhere rain
Please let it stop I'm going insane

[thelindaj]

Rain rain everywhere rain
Please let it stop I'm going insane
It beats on my head

[L e s]

Rain rain everywhere rain
Please let it stop I'm going insane
It beats on my head
As I lie in my bed

[Eve]

Rain rain everywhere rain
Please let it stop I'm going insane
It beats on my head
As I lie in my bed
Eating chocolates and drinking champagne (if only)


We log in from around the globe

[L e s]

Will Moët & Chandon do :king:



We log in from around the globe
the Lucky ones with the patience of Jobe

[Suze]

We log in from around the globe
with jet planes hanging from my ear lobe

[Eve]

We log in from around the globe
with jet planes hanging from my ear lobe
What a sight to behold

[MaKa]

We log in from around the globe
with jet planes hanging from my ear lobe
What a sight to behold
Worth its weight in gold

[Eve]

Will Moët & Chandon do  Too right, nothing but the best!http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/springen/1036303512.gif


We log in from around the globe
with jet planes hanging from my ear lobe
What a sight to behold
Worth its weight in gold
And the mysteries of cyberspace we probe


I can not think of how to begin

[L e s]

I can not think of how to begin
My head is in all of a spin

[Eve]

I can not think of how to begin
My head is in all of a spin
Too much wine have I sipped

[L e s]

I can not think of how to begin
My head is in all of a spin
Too much wine have I sipped
And on the floor I have slipped

[Eve]

I can not think of how to begin
My head is in all of a spin
Too much wine have I sipped
And on the floor I have slipped
Id best keep away from the Gin



Four & Twenty elephants trumpeting out loud

[L e s]

Four & Twenty elephants trumpeting out loud
Looking to the sky at a huge black cloud

[Eve]

Four & Twenty elephants trumpeting out loud
Looking to the sky at a huge black cloud
Standing by the roadside waiting for the rain

[L e s]

Four & Twenty elephants trumpeting out loud
Looking to the sky at a huge black cloud
Standing by the roadside waiting for the rain
Looking over the fields just to see a train

[Eve]

Four & Twenty elephants trumpeting out loud
Looking to the sky at a huge black cloud
Standing by the roadside waiting for the rain
Looking over the fields just to see a train
Waving trunks joyfully, what a silly crowd


It was not me that fired the shot

[L e s]

It was not me that fired the shot
I tried to be what I was not

[Eve]

It was not me that fired the shot
I tried to be what I was not
It might have been,I often lie

[L e s]

It was not me that fired the shot
I tried to be what I was not
It might have been,I often lie
but just right now I feel I could die

[Eve]

It was not me that fired the shot
I tried to be what I was not
It might have been,I often lie
but just right now I feel I could die
I think I may have lost the plot


Blackbirds singing in the dead of night

[L e s]

Blackbirds singing in the dead of night
Made John Lennon think he was right

[Eve]

Blackbirds singing in the dead of night
Made John Lennon think he was right
To take a trip down Penny Lane

[L e s]

Blackbirds singing in the dead of night
Made John Lennon think he was right
To take a trip down Penny Lane
He started to sing those songs again

[Eve]

Blackbirds singing in the dead of night
Made John Lennon think he was right
To take a trip down Penny Lane
He started to sing those songs again
If he hadn't been shot they'd have made him a Knight


Nothing is real in Strawberry Fields

[L e s]

Nothing is real in Strawberry Fields
Except for the feelings that to my heart yields

[Eve]

Nothing is real in Strawberry Fields
Except for the feelings that to my heart yields
Its all an illusion, not there at all

[MaKa]

Blackbirds singing in the dead of night
Made John Lennon think he was right
The nightingale has a sweeter song

[Suze]

Blackbirds singing in the dead of night
Made John Lennon think he was right
The nightingale has a sweeter song
John is now quite forelorn

[Eve]

Blackbirds singing in the dead of night
Made John Lennon think he was right
The nightingale has a sweeter song
John is now quite forelorn
Blackbird sang then took flight


One morning last September on the 32nd of June

[Amie]

One morning last September on the 32nd of June
I gazed into the night sky, and saw a cow sat on the moon

[Eve]

One morning last September on the 32nd of June
I gazed into the night sky, and saw a cow sat on the moon
And brightly shone the golden sun

[Amie]

One morning last September on the 32nd of June
I gazed into the night sky, and saw a cow sat on the moon
And brightly shone the golden sun
Though heavy snow had just begun

[Eve]

One morning last September on the 32nd of June
I gazed into the night sky, and saw a cow sat on the moon
And brightly shone the golden sun
Though heavy snow had just begun
Around the maroon lagoon


When the windows started shaking

[Amie]

When the windows started shaking
And the walls around were quaking

[Eve]

When the windows started shaking
And the walls around were quaking
I grabbed my shoes and hairbrush

[Suze]

When the windows started shaking
And the walls around were quaking
I grabbed my shoes and hairbrush
and lost my clothes, I was in such a big rush

[L e s]

When the windows started shaking
And the walls around were quaking
I grabbed my shoes and hairbrush
and lost my clothes, I was in such a big rush
But was she only faking

On the banks of the Blue Danube

[Eve]

On the banks of the Blue Danube
My toothpaste fell out of its tube

[L e s]

On the banks of the Blue Danube
My toothpaste fell out of its tube
It happened so fast

[Eve]

On the banks of the Blue Danube
My toothpaste fell out of its tube
It happened so fast
I was caught in the blast

[L e s]

On the banks of the Blue Danube
My toothpaste fell out of its tube
It happened so fast
I was caught in the blast
And landed on top of the cube


There was an old man with a squint

[Eve]

There was an old man with a squint
Walking round with his eye in a splint

[carolj100]

There was an old man with a squint
Walking round with his eye in a splint
He tried not to glare

[L e s]

There was an old man with a squint
Walking round with his eye in a splint
He tried not to glare
But boy did he stare

[Eve]

There was an old man with a squint
Walking round with his eye in a splint
He tried not to glare
But boy did he stare
And just had the hint of a glint


As the sun sank slowly in the West

[carolj100]

As the sun sank slowly in the West
I tried to continue my quest,

[Eve]

As the sun sank slowly in the West
I tried to continue my quest,
But as I did not have a map

[L e s]

As the sun sank slowly in the West
I tried to continue my quest,
But as I did not have a map
I gave myself a slap

[Eve]

As the sun sank slowly in the West
I tried to continue my quest,
But as I did not have a map
I gave myself a slap
And tried hard to avoid an arrest


Once I met the Beatles I do not tell a lie

[Suze]

Once I met the Beatles I do not tell a lie
I was so excited I felt I was flying High

[Eve]

Once I met the Beatles I do not tell a lie
I was so excited I felt I was flying High
That is so true I thought I'd swoon

[L e s]

Once I met the Beatles I do not tell a lie
I was so excited I felt I was flying High
That is so true I thought I'd swoon
When they sang, for me, that tune,

[Eve]

Once I met the Beatles I do not tell a lie
I was so excited I felt I was flying High
That is so true I thought I'd swoon
When they sang, for me, that tune,
About Lucy with Diamonds in the Sky


As the sun sank slowly in the West

[Amie]

As the sun sank slowly in the West
I settled down for a well earned rest

[Eve]

As the sun sank slowly in the West
I settled down for a well earned rest
A book in one hand some choc in the other

[Amie]

As the sun sank slowly in the West
I settled down for a well earned rest
A book in one hand some choc in the other
Just me, my cat and my lover

[Eve]

As the sun sank slowly in the West
I settled down for a well earned rest
A book in one hand some choc in the other
Just me, my cat and my lover
All curled up in a nice warm nest


There once was a girl oh so simple

[Amie]

There once was a girl oh so simple
Who thought that her mole was a pimple

[Eve]

There once was a girl oh so simple
Who thought that her mole was a pimple
She squeezed it real hard

[Amie]

There once was a girl oh so simple
Who thought that her mole was a pimple
She squeezed it real hard
Out in the back yard

[Eve]

There once was a girl oh so simple
Who thought that her mole was a pimple
She squeezed it real hard
Out in the back yard
Of course it turned in to a dimple


Down by the river creeping about

[Psykomouse]

Down by the river creeping about
I saw a suspicious looking young lout

[Amie]

Down by the river creeping about
I saw a unicorn, there is no doubt

[Eve]

Down by the river creeping about
I saw a unicorn, there is no doubt
But his horn it was broken

[Amie]

Down by the river creeping about
I saw a unicorn, there is no doubt
But his horn it was broken
But that was best left unspoken

[Eve]

Down by the river creeping about
I saw a unicorn, there is no doubt
But his horn it was broken
But that was best left unspoken
His poor horn he is without :(

[Amie]

New line please Eve :)

Amie :amie:

[Eve]

Sorry!

Once long ago a monster did dwell

[L e s]

Once long ago a monster did dwell
In a nice little gaff at the bottom of a well

[Amie]

Once long ago a monster did dwell
In a nice little gaff at the bottom of a well
He was ugly and green with hairs on his nose

[carolj100]

Once long ago a monster did dwell
In a nice little gaff at the bottom of a well
He was ugly and green with hairs on his nose.
And his feet? Well, they sure didn't smell like a rose.

[Suze]

Once long ago a monster did dwell
In a nice little gaff at the bottom of a well
He was ugly and green with hairs on his nose.
And his feet? Well, they sure didn't smell like a rose.
but what a sweet monster he sure is swell


It's Oprah's 50th, well what do you know!

[L e s]

It's Oprah's 50th, well what do you know
A big surprise was planned for her on the show

[Eve]

It's Oprah's 50th, well what do you know
A big surprise was planned for her on the show
With roses and garlands and celebs galore

[Linda]

It's Oprah's 50th, well what do you know
A big surprise was planned for her on the show
With roses and garlands and celebs galore
Hardly enough room to fit through the door

[L e s]

It's Oprah's 50th, well what do you know
A big surprise was planned for her on the show
With roses and garlands and celebs galore
Hardly enough room to fit through the door
drinking Gin that was made with sloe



As the wind whistled down from the noth



Whoops too early in the morning not quite awake yet

As the wind whistled down from the north

[Eve]

Les, what is a noth? http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/dreieck/pick_lol.gif

As the wind whistled down from the north
He waved seven flags back and forth

[MaKa]

As the wind whistled down from the north
He waved seven flags back and forth
The one saying 'S' remained in balmier climes

[Linda]

As the wind whistled down from the north
He waved seven flags back and forth
The one saying 'S' remained in balmier climes
And in the distance they could hear the chimes

[L e s]

As the wind whistled down from the north
He waved seven flags back and forth
The one saying 'S' remained in balmier climes
And in the distance they could hear the chimes
and they all started singing henceforth


In the farmyard there was a big pond

[Eve]

In the farmyard there was a big pond
Beside it my swim suit I donned

[L e s]

In the farmyard there was a big pond
Beside it my swim suit I donned
with lilypads covered in frogs

[Eve]

In the farmyard there was a big pond
Beside it my swim suit I donned
with lilypads covered in frogs
And big toads sitting on logs

[L e s]

In the farmyard there was a big pond
Beside it my swim suit I donned
with lilypads covered in frogs
And big toads sitting on logs
I got out to cuddle a blonde


Last week we all went out on strike

[Eve]

Last week we all went out on strike
It was something to do with a bike

[L e s]

Last week we all went out on strike
It was something to do with a bike
With pedals all stiff

[Eve]

Last week we all went out on strike
It was something to do with a bike
With pedals all stiff
It went over a cliff

[MaKa]

Last week we all went out on strike
It was something to do with a bike
With pedals all stiff
It went over a cliff
I had better go on a long hike.



This Limerick thread has me confused

[L e s]

This Limerick thread has me confused
My brain is not being used

[Eve]

This Limerick thread has me confused
My brain is not being used
I'm in such a tizzy

[L e s]

This Limerick thread has me confused
My brain is not being used
I'm in such a tizzy
my head's all dizzy

[Eve]

This Limerick thread has me confused
My brain is not being used
I'm in such a tizzy
my head's all dizzy
My brain cells are wizened and bruised


I dropped my wallet in a puddle

[MaKa]

I dropped my wallet in a puddle
The contents are all in a muddle

[Suze]

an itsy bitsy yellow bikini

[Eve]

I dropped my wallet in a puddle
The contents are all in a muddle
an itsy bitsy yellow bikini
Hardly fits its so teeny

[L e s]

I dropped my wallet in a puddle
The contents are all in a muddle
an itsy bitsy yellow bikini
Hardly fits its so teeny
I guess I just need a cuddle


Well the Warlocks wife was a witch

[Suze]

Well the Warlocks wife was a witch
if I were him I'd make a switch

[Eve]

Well the Warlocks wife was a witch
if I were him I'd make a switch
With her black cat and her broomstick

[MaKa]

Well the Warlocks wife was a witch
if I were him I'd make a switch
With her black cat and her broomstick
Making the stew was his special trick

[Eve]

Well the Warlocks wife was a witch
if I were him I'd make a switch
With her black cat and her broomstick
Making the stew was his special trick
Everything into it he'd pitch

There once was a pig with five legs

[Amie]

There once was a pig with five legs
And a chicken who laid stripy eggs

[Eve]

There once was a pig with five legs
And a chicken who laid stripy eggs
Then a horse who said "Moo"

[Amie]

There once was a pig with five legs
And a chicken who laid stripy eggs
Then a horse who said "Moo"
A cow whose milk was bright blue

[Eve]

There once was a pig with five legs
And a chicken who laid stripy eggs
Then a horse who said "Moo"
A cow whose milk was bright blue
And a dog who lies down when he begs


Once there was a girl who ate snow

[L e s]

Once there was a girl who ate snow
She appeared each night in a show

[Amie]

Once there was a girl who ate snow
She appeared each night in a show
People came from miles around

[MaKa]

Once there was a girl who ate snow
She appeared each night in a show
People came from miles around
To watch her eat pound after pound

[Eve]

Once there was a girl who ate snow
She appeared each night in a show
People came from miles around
To watch her eat pound after pound
Till the poor thing did overflow


The waitress spilled soup on my jumper

[MaKa]

The waitress spilled soup on my jumper
It burned a big patch on my rump-er

[Linda]

The waitress spilled soup on my jumper
It burned a big patch on my rump-er
I was soooooo mad

[Eve]

The waitress spilled soup on my jumper
It burned a big patch on my rump-er
I was soooooo mad
For I was scantily clad

[L e s]

The waitress spilled soup on my jumper
It burned a big patch on my rump-er
I was soooooo mad
For I was scantily clad
I had to go and thump her



When having a cup of tea in bed

[Eve]

When having a cup of tea in bed
A very odd thought came into my head

[L e s]

When having a cup of tea in bed
A very odd thought came into my head
Should I stand up and sing

[Eve]

When having a cup of tea in bed
A very odd thought came into my head
Should I stand up and sing
And from the light swing

[L e s]

When having a cup of tea in bed
A very odd thought came into my head
Should I stand up and sing
And from the light swing
or lie down pretending to be dead



We had an old dog called Shep

[Eve]

We had an old dog called Shep
Who walked with a kind of goose step

[Amie]

We had an old dog called Shep
Who walked with a kind of goose step
He marched too and fro

[MaKa]

We had an old dog called Shep
Who walked with a kind of goose step
He marched to and fro
Didn't know where to go

[Suze]

We had an old dog called Shep
Who walked with a kind of goose step
He marched to and fro
Didn't know where to go
poor thing he had no more pep




No matter what direction we go------

[MaKa]

No matter what direction we go------
Most of the land is coverd with snow

[Suze]

No matter what direction we go------
Most of the land is coverd with snow
soon the flowers will bloom in the spring

[Amie]

No matter what direction we go------
Most of the land is covered with snow
soon the flowers will bloom in the spring
The birds will start to nest and to sing

[MaKa]

No matter what direction we go------
Most of the land is covered with snow
soon the flowers will bloom in the spring
The birds will start to nest and to sing
Snowdrops and crocuses are the first to show.



Superbowl Sunday has come and gone

[L e s]

Superbowl Sunday has come and gone
But Janet Jackson only showed one

[Suze]

Superbowl Sunday has come and gone
But Janet Jackson only showed one
nothing on but a pastie hee-hee :blush:

[L e s]

Superbowl Sunday has come and gone
But Janet Jackson only showed one
nothing on but a pastie hee-hee
Justin asked her round for tea

[Eve]

Superbowl Sunday has come and gone
But Janet Jackson only showed one
nothing on but a pastie hee-hee
Justin asked her round for tea
Hoping she'd be more undone


Far Far away in the land of wee toads

[MaKa]

Far Far away in the land of wee toads
The giant flies were blocking the roads

[Eve]

Far Far away in the land of wee toads
The giant flies were blocking the roads
Along came a truck with some 3 legged fish

[Suze]

Far Far away in the land of wee toads
The giant flies were blocking the roads
Along came a truck with some 3 legged fish
what a great dinner! it is a good wish

[MaKa]

Far Far away in the land of wee toads
The giant flies were blocking the roads
Along came a truck with some 3 legged fish
what a great dinner! it is a good wish
Please save me a couple of loads!



The skiers and snowmobilers are on cloud nine





My apologies-don't know what happened there!

[Suze]

The skiers and snowmobilers are on cloud
such a group, they were are so loud

[L e s]

The skiers and snowmobilers are on cloud
such a group, they were are so loud ,
But when the snow began to fall

[Eve]

The skiers and snowmobilers are on cloud
such a group, they were are so loud ,
But when the snow began to fall
It turned into a terrible brawl

[Suze]

The skiers and snowmobilers are on cloud
such a group, they were are so loud ,
But when the snow began to fall
It turned into a terrible brawl
not at all were they proud



tomorrow is St. Valentines day

[carolj100]

Tomorrow is St. Valentines day,
And all the lovers come out to play.

[L e s]

Tomorrow is St. Valentines day,
And all the lovers come out to play.
Roses, all, a dozen red

[carolj100]

Tomorrow is St. Valentines day,
And all the lovers come out to play.
Roses, all, a dozen red,
Or maybe enough to cover my bed

[Eve]

Tomorrow is St. Valentines day,
And all the lovers come out to play.
Roses, all, a dozen red,
Or maybe enough to cover my bed
We'd both end up in disarray


There once was a young lad from Wigan

[L e s]

There once was a young lad from Wigan
Who's girlfriend was rather a big'un

[Suze]

There once was a young lad from Wigan
Who's girlfriend was rather a big'un
so big and round and firm was she

[Eve]

There once was a young lad from Wigan
Who's girlfriend was rather a big'un
She could not fit on his bike

[L e s]

There once was a young lad from Wigan
Who's girlfriend was rather a big'un
She could not fit on his bike
So he borrowed a trike

[Eve]

There once was a young lad from Wigan
Who's girlfriend was rather a big'un
She could not fit on his bike
So he borrowed a trike
And they rode to a gig for some jiggin'


On a bus trip one day through the hills

[MaKa]

On a bus trip one day through the hills
I developed a case of the chills

[Eve]

On a bus trip one day through the hills
I developed a case of the chills
As I shivered and shook

[Suze]

On a bus trip one day through the hills
I developed a case of the chills
As I shivered and shook
I crawled into a nook

[MaKa]

On a bus trip one day through the hills
I developed a case of the chills
As I shivered and shook
I crawled into a nook
And swallowed a couple of pills.



The first juncos are here-what a joy!

[Linda]

The first juncos are here-what a joy!
You could hear me shouting - oh boy!

[MaKa]

The first juncos are here-what a joy!
You could hear me shouting - oh boy!
Now we wait for the rest

[Eve]

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The first juncos are here-what a joy!
You could hear me shouting - oh boy!
Now we wait for the rest
Feed them seeds, thats the best

[MaKa]

The first juncos are here-what a joy!
You could hear me shouting - oh boy!
Now we wait for the rest
Feed them seeds, thats the best---
Fare-thee-well Old Man Winter---Ahoy!!!


Send Valentines to all those you love

[Suze]

Send Valentines to all those you love
bright shiny red and as smooth as a glove

[L e s]

Send Valentines to all those you love
bright shiny red and as smooth as a glove
But not just on this special day

[MaKa]

Send Valentines to all those you love
bright shiny red and as smooth as a glove
But not just on this special day
Frequent remembrances keep problems at bay

[carolj100]

Send Valentines to all those you love
bright shiny red and as smooth as a glove
But not just on this special day
Frequent remembrances keep problems at bay
And bring down blessings from above.



Let us all be happy together

[MaKa]

Let us all be happy together
Wherever we gather

[Suze]

Let us all be happy together
Wherever we gather
in good times and bad

[L e s]

Let us all be happy together
Wherever we gather
in good times and bad
don't act the cad

[Eve]

Let us all be happy together
Wherever we gather
in good times and bad
don't act the cad
And we'll all have a bit of a blether


Jack made a raspberry tart

[MaKa]

Jack made a raspberry tart
It's for Jill and shaped like a heart

[Eve]

Jack made a raspberry tart
It's for Jill and shaped like a heart
Up the hill they will go

[MaKa]

Jack made a raspberry tart
It's for Jill and shaped like a heart
Up the hill they will go
And romp to and fro

[Eve]

Jack made a raspberry tart
It's for Jill and shaped like a heart
Up the hill they will go
And romp to and fro
If they're smart they'll come down in a cart


The dog in his kennel is howling

[L e s]

The dog in his kennel is howling
for the footpath he'd been caught fouling

[Eve]

The dog in his kennel is howling
for the footpath he'd been caught fouling
When his nose was rubbed in it

[L e s]

The dog in his kennel is howling
for the footpath he'd been caught fouling
When his nose was rubbed in it
he thought they'd bin it

[Suze]

he dog in his kennel is howling
for the footpath he'd been caught fouling
When his nose was rubbed in it
he thought they'd bin it
so he went away sniveling & couring





If it weren't for a twinkling star

[L e s]

If it weren't for a twinkling star
Would we wonder to travel that far

[MaKa]

If it weren't for a twinkling star
Would we wonder to travel that far
First the moon, then Mars, and Jupiter too

[Suze]

If it weren't for a twinkling star
Would we wonder to travel that far
First the moon, then Mars, and Jupiter too
I wonder if their sky is blue

[Eve]

If it weren't for a twinkling star
Would we wonder to travel that far
First the moon, then Mars, and Jupiter too
I wonder if their sky is blue
And would they think we are bizzare?


In my drawer are some strange odds and ends

[carolj100]

In my drawer are some strange odds and ends,
Things with wiggles and things with bends,

[Amie]

In my drawer are some strange odds and ends,
Things with wiggles and things with bends,
I daren't look right at the back

[carolj100]

In my drawer are some strange odds and ends,
Things with wiggles and things with bends,
I daren't look right at the back
Because something might attack

[Suze]

in my drawer are some strange odds and ends,
Things with wiggles and things with bends,
I daren't look right at the back
Because something might attack
Oh! now I can see I found my lens



Hippity hop to the barber shop

[MaKa]

Hippity hop to the barber shop
Better not let my candy drop

[Breezy]

Hippity hop to the barber shop
Better not let my candy drop

Want to eat all I can

[L e s]

Hippity hop to the barber shop
Better not let my candy drop
Want to eat all I can
Then get some more from the man

[Eve]

Hippity hop to the barber shop
Better not let my candy drop
Want to eat all I can
Then get some more from the man
Then its quite likely I will just pop


Its cold and its raining like mad

[L e s]

Its cold and its raining like mad
And that really makes me sad

[Eve]

Its cold and its raining like mad
And that really makes me sad
But sammy sun will soon be out

[L e s]

Its cold and its raining like mad
And that really makes me sad
But sammy sun will soon be out
And we will all sing and shout

[Breezy]

Its cold and its raining like mad
And that really makes me sad
But sammy sun will soon be out
And we will all sing and shout

Love that shouting yes I do!

[Suze]

Love that shouting yes I do!
but if you don't stop I'll throw my shoe

[MaKa]

It's cold and its raining like mad
And that really makes me sad
But sammy sun will soon be out
And we will all sing and shout
Everyone will be mighty glad.

[MaKa]

Love that shouting yes I do!
but if you don't stop I'll throw my shoe
My head is just roaring

[Eve]

Love that shouting yes I do!
but if you don't stop I'll throw my shoe
My head is just roaring
My ears need restoring

[L e s]

Love that shouting yes I do!
but if you don't stop I'll throw my shoe
My head is just roaring
My ears need restoring
And I've got other things to do


I am watching a 24 hour Quiz

[Eve]

I am watching a 24 hour Quiz
I'm afraid its a bit of a swizz

[L e s]

I am watching a 24 hour Quiz
I'm afraid its a bit of a swizz
The questions are easy