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I am watching a 24 hour Quiz
I'm afraid its a bit of a swizz
The questions are easy
In fact they're just breezy
L e s
02-18-2004, 06:07 PM
I am watching a 24 hour Quiz
I'm afraid its a bit of a swizz
The questions are easy
In fact they're just breezy
it seems to have lost its fizz
The TV just went bang
The TV just went bang
it made a great big clang
The TV just went bang
it made a great big clang
I leapt from my chair
The TV just went bang
it made a great big clang
I leapt from my chair
straight up into the air
The TV just went bang
it made a great big clang
I leapt from my chair
straight up into the air
And now from the lightshade I hang
As I stood in the supermarket queue
The TV just went bang
it made a great big clang
I leapt from my chair
straight up into the air
Just as the doorbell rang.
I picked myself up from the floor
I picked myself up from the floor
when I heard a loud knock at the door
Linda
02-18-2004, 06:53 PM
I picked myself up from the floor
when I heard a loud knock at the door
But then I froze
I picked myself up from the floor
when I heard a loud knock at the door
But then I froze
And my blood pressure rose
I picked myself up from the floor
when I heard a loud knock at the door
But then I froze
And my blood pressure rose
But that knocking I could not ignore
Mushy pea sandwiches taste very good
Mushy pea sandwiches taste very good
I'd eat them all day with ham if I could
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Mushy pea sandwiches taste very good
I'd eat them all day with ham if I could
Yum! A Ham & Pea butty!
Mushy pea sandwiches taste very good
I'd eat them all day with ham if I could
Yum! A Ham & Pea butty!
Shame it sticks just like putty
Mushy pea sandwiches taste very good
I'd eat them all day with ham if I could
Yum! A Ham & Pea butty!
Shame it sticks just like putty
But is handy for filling holes in wood
As I talked to my goldfish one morning
As I talked to my goldfish one morning
I noticed he couldn't stop yawning
As I talked to my goldfish one morning
I noticed he couldn't stop yawning
He gulped way too much water
As I talked to my goldfish one morning
I noticed he couldn't stop yawning
He gulped way too much water
Something he shouldn't have ought'er
As I talked to my goldfish one morning
I noticed he couldn't stop yawning
He gulped way too much water
Something he shouldn't have ought'er
Now he's dead, I should have heeded the warning
If only I had listened to my head
If only I had listened to my head
My heart wouldn't have me misled
If only I had listened to my head
My heart wouldn't have me misled
Now I feel pretty blue
If only I had listened to my head
My heart wouldn't have me misled
Now I feel pretty blue
All because of my love for you
If only I had listened to my head
My heart wouldn't have me misled
Now I feel pretty blue
All because of my love for you
yes, only for you dear Ted
Here it comes around the corner
Here it comes around the corner
She's unaware, someone should warn her
Here it comes around the corner
She's unaware, someone should warn her
Its big, green, and wrinkled
Here it comes around the corner
She's unaware, someone should warn her
Its big, green, and wrinkled
And I am sure that it tinkled
Here it comes around the corner
She's unaware, someone should warn her
Its big, green, and wrinkled
And I am sure that it tinkled
That iguana which escaped from its 'owrner'.
This month has an extra day
This month has an extra day
Shall I use it to work, rest or play,
L e s
02-21-2004, 09:56 AM
This month has an extra day
Shall I use it to work, rest or play
From my waking in bed
This month has an extra day
Shall I use it to work, rest or play
From my waking in bed
my jammies I shall shed
This month has an extra day
Shall I use it to work, rest or play
From my waking in bed
my jammies I shall shed
And quickly jump out of the hay.
The snow is melting all around
L e s
02-21-2004, 05:20 PM
The snow is melting all around
Soon we shall see what's on the ground
The snow is melting all around
Soon we shall see what's on the ground
Pick up the litter, twigs and stones
Linda
02-21-2004, 11:25 PM
The snow is melting all around
Soon we shall see what's on the ground
Pick up the litter, twigs and stones
Be sure to pick up any old bones
The snow is melting all around
Soon we shall see what's on the ground
Pick up the litter, twigs and stones
Be sure to pick up any old bones
And soon the Spring shoots will be found
She wore a top hat to her wedding
She wore a top hat to her wedding
It came from a boutique in Reading
She wore a top hat to her wedding
It came from a boutique in Reading
There were ribbons and flowers
She wore a top hat to her wedding
It came from a boutique in Reading
There were ribbons and flowers
And a wide brim for showers
She wore a top hat to her wedding
It came from a boutique in Reading
There were ribbons and flowers
And a wide brim for showers
And her veil was made from her bedding
Sugar and spice and every thing nice that's what........
Sugar and spice and every thing nice that's what........
Little kids know all about thot
Sugar and spice and every thing nice that's what........
Little kids know all about thot
Some are made of snips, snails and puppy dog tails
L e s
02-23-2004, 05:50 PM
Sugar and spice and every thing nice that's what........
Little kids know all about thot
Some are made of snips, snails and puppy dog tails
They like to think that they're hard as nails,
Sugar and spice and every thing nice that's what........
Little kids know all about thot
Some are made of snips, snails and puppy dog tails
They like to think that they're hard as nails,
this is like a big blot
I made a boo boo when I put in the sugar and spice line I thought i was doin the QUOTE GAME" :hammer:
where oh where did my little lamb go
Where oh where did my little lamb go
Oh where, oh where, I don't know
L e s
02-24-2004, 05:35 PM
Where oh where did my little lamb go
Oh where, oh where, I don't know
It was in the warm kitchen the lamb did lie
Where oh where did my little lamb go
Oh where, oh where, I don't know
It was in the warm kitchen the lamb did lie
Went to lambies heaven up in the sky
Where oh where did my little lamb go
Oh where, oh where, I don't know
It was in the warm kitchen the lamb did lie
Went to lambies heaven up in the sky
where they put on a wonderful show
Look before you --------------------
Originally posted by Suze@Feb 26 2004, 01:09 AM
Look before you --------------------
Suze,
Are you in the wrong thread again :wacko:
Suzie gets lost in some threads
carolj100
02-26-2004, 10:24 AM
But we still love her! :hugs: Come back, Suze!! :lol:
Oh my gosh I did it again sorry gang :rolleyes:
If I drank I'd say I was drunk but I have no excuse :bang:
Here's the start of another:
If I were a rich man
carolj100
02-26-2004, 04:19 PM
If I were a rich man
On my way to the pitchman
L e s
02-26-2004, 05:36 PM
If I were a rich man
On my way to the pitchman
I would still wear my comfy clothes
If I were a rich man
On my way to the pitchman
I would still wear my comfy clothes
And a bell on my nose
L e s
02-26-2004, 06:07 PM
If I were a rich man
On my way to the pitchman
I would still wear my comfy clothes
And a bell on my nose
And employ a Butler called Dan
As the Witch flew in from the West
As the Witch flew in from the West
I donned my psychadelic vest
L e s
02-26-2004, 06:20 PM
As the Witch flew in from the West
I donned my psychadelic vest
The storm clouds rolled in
As the Witch flew in from the West
I donned my psychadelic vest
The storm clouds rolled in
So I had a quick gin
As the Witch flew in from the West
I donned my psychadelic vest
The storm clouds rolled in
So I had a quick gin
And you'll have to guess the rest!
The cars are spattered with mud
The cars are spattered with mud
The result of that torrential flood
Wildman
02-27-2004, 05:50 AM
The cars are spattered with mud
The result of that torrential flood
It came in an awful rush
The cars are spattered with mud
The result of that torrential flood
It came in an awful rush
With gush after gush after gush
L e s
02-27-2004, 06:24 PM
The cars are spattered with mud
The result of that torrential flood
It came in an awful rush
With gush after gush after gush
and landed with a terrible thud
While the postman walked down the street
While the postman walked down the street
All the dogs on his route he would greet
L e s
02-27-2004, 06:37 PM
While the postman walked down the street
All the dogs on his route he would greet
As they wagged their tails
While the postman walked down the street
All the dogs on his route he would greet
As they wagged their tails
and played with some snails
While the postman walked down the street
All the dogs on his route he would greet
As they wagged their tails
and played with some snails
He just hoped they would not excrete!
The restaurant waiter was smarmy
The restaurant waiter was smarmy
who liked to march in the army
The restaurant waiter was smarmy
who liked to march in the army
With our food he paraded
The restaurant waiter was smarmy
who liked to march in the army
With our food he paraded
but the bagle he traded
The restaurant waiter was smarmy
who liked to march in the army
With our food he paraded
but the bagel he traded
For a Subway made with 'salarmi'.
Leap Day is here at last
carolj100
02-28-2004, 07:30 PM
Leap Day is here at last
And I have to make my choice fast!
Leap Day is here at last
And I have to make my choice fast!
will it be this or will it be that
Leap Day is here at last
And I have to make my choice fast!
will it be this or will it be that
Should he be thin or should he be fat?
carolj100
02-29-2004, 10:09 AM
Leap Day is here at last
And I have to make my choice fast!
will it be this or will it be that
Should he be thin or should he be fat?
Will he be bright, or merely half-a$$ed?
:laugh:
What will be the outcome now?
What will be the outcome now?
Being somewhat shy, I don't know how
What will be the outcome now?
Being somewhat shy, I don't know how
So I'll paint on a smile
L e s
02-29-2004, 05:20 PM
What will be the outcome now?
Being somewhat shy, I don't know how
So I'll paint on a smile
and laugh for a while
What will be the outcome now?
Being somewhat shy, I don't know how
So I'll paint on a smile
and laugh for a while
And invite them all in for some chow.
Will March come in like a lion or lamb?
Muffin02
03-01-2004, 12:17 AM
Will March come in like a lion or lamb?
By now, I really don't give a damn,
Will March come in like a lion or lamb?
By now, I really don't give a damn,
I feel like the Mad March Hare
Will March come in like a lion or lamb?
By now, I really don't give a damn,
I feel like the Mad March Hare
Always rushing here and there,
Will March come in like a lion or lamb?
By now, I really don't give a damn,
I feel like the Mad March Hare
Always rushing here and there,
As crazy as green eggs and ham
A blue blackbird fell down my chimney
A blue blackbird fell down my chimney
The poor thing is really skinny
blue blackbird fell down my chimney
The poor thing is really skinny
I shall feed it fat worms
L e s
03-03-2004, 05:28 PM
blue blackbird fell down my chimney
The poor thing is really skinny
I shall feed it fat worms
But none with germs
A blue blackbird fell down my chimney
The poor thing is really skinny
I shall feed it fat worms
But none with germs
And give it a nice floral pinny
Celebrities all look so glamorous
Celebrities all look so glamorous
Is that what makes them so amorous
L e s
03-03-2004, 05:53 PM
Celebrities all look so glamorous
But do they want to get amorous
Celebrities all look so glamorous
Is that what makes them so amorous
Or is it their diet?
Celebrities all look so glamorous
Is that what makes them so amorous
Or is it their diet?
One really should try it
L e s
03-04-2004, 05:54 PM
Celebrities all look so glamorous
Is that what makes them so amorous
Or is it their diet?
One really should try it
But they don't give a damn for us
While sipping a glass of red wine
While sipping a glass of red wine
My eyes they started to shine
While sipping a glass of red wine
My eyes they started to shine
Then my head went into a spin
While sipping a glass of red wine
My eyes they started to shine
Then my head went into a spin
Didn't know what place I was in
While sipping a glass of red wine
My eyes they started to shine
Then my head went into a spin
Didn't know what place I was in
when I tippled over the line
There once was a man from Toldeo
There once was a man from Toledo
Who rode wild bulls in a rodeo
There once was a man from Toledo
Who rode wild bulls in a rodeo
His rear got so painful
There once was a man from Toledo
Who rode wild bulls in a rodeo
His rear got so painful
His wife was disdainful
There once was a man from Toledo
Who rode wild bulls in a rodeo
His rear got so painful
His wife was disdainful
And promptly destroyed his tuxedo
Les has a mouse that's just bones
L e s
03-06-2004, 06:07 PM
Les has a mouse that's just bones
And he spends all his days fixing 'phones
Les has a mouse that's just bones
And he spends all his days fixing 'phones
He's up on the poles
carolj100
03-06-2004, 08:10 PM
Les has a mouse that's just bones
And he spends all his days fixing 'phones
He's up on the poles
And down in the holes
Les has a mouse that's just bones
And he spends all his days fixing 'phones
He's up on the poles
And down in the holes
listening to all the ring tones
Little Jack horner sat in the corner
Little Jack horner sat in the corner
And cried 'It Was Not Me Your Honour'
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
And cried 'It Was Not Me Your Honour'
Who ate all that pie, I do not know
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
And cried 'It Was Not Me Your Honour'
Who ate all that pie, I do not know
Perhaps Georgy Porgy at the end of the row
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
And cried 'It Was Not Me Your Honour'
Who ate all that pie, I do not know
Perhaps Georgy Porgy at the end of the row
But Jack did it and now he's a 'gorner'
She raced out the door in a tizz
Breezy
03-08-2004, 06:30 AM
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
And cried 'It Was Not Me Your Honour'
Who ate all that pie, I do not know
Perhaps Georgy Porgy at the end of the row
But Jack did it and now he's a 'gorner'
She raced out the door in a tizz
Georgy ran after, but she was gone in a whiz
She raced out the door in a tizz
Georgy ran after, but she was gone in a whiz
What on earth was the matter?
he raced out the door in a tizz
Georgy ran after, but she was gone in a whiz
What on earth was the matter?
he finally caught up with her
She raced out the door in a tizz
Georgy ran after, but she was gone in a whiz
What on earth was the matter?
he finally caught up with her
And gave her a big fat kiss.
Our newly-weds are on Cloud Nine
Our newly-weds are on Cloud Nine
The love that they share is sublime
Our newly-weds are on Cloud Nine
The love that they share is sublime
Now that they've tied the knot
Our newly-weds are on Cloud Nine
The love that they share is sublime
Now that they've tied the knot
They're happy in the cottage they've bought
Our newly-weds are on Cloud Nine
The love that they share is sublime
Now that they've tied the knot
They are happy in the cottage they have bought
its in the cottage the spend all their time
I'm just a Gal who can't say no
I'm just a Gal who can't say no
Someone says Come On and I just gotta go
I'm just a Gal who can't say no
Someone says Come On and I just gotta go
Whether it's a movie, coffee bar or a sale at the store
I'm just a Gal who can't say no
Someone says Come On and I just gotta go
Whether it's a movie, coffee bar or a sale at the store
You know me, I'm always ready for more
I'm just a Gal who can't say no
Someone says Come On and I just gotta go
Whether it's a movie, coffee bar or a sale at the store
You know me, I'm always ready for more
so lets get on with the show
Rain, rain go away
Rain, rain go away
Better rain than snow, I always say
Rain, rain go away
Better rain than snow, I always say
If puddle-jumping is your thing
Rain, rain go away
Better rain than snow, I always say
If puddle-jumping is your thing
then jump in the puddle and hear it sing
L e s
03-12-2004, 05:48 PM
Rain, rain go away
Better rain than snow, I always say
If puddle-jumping is your thing
then jump in the puddle and hear it sing
Then carry on jumping for the rest of the day
I was going to buy Amie some flowers
I was going to buy Amie some flowers
To locate her favorites took hours
I was going to buy Amie some flowers
To locate her favorites took hours
I found some beauties in the Garden
I was going to buy Amie some flowers
To locate her favorites took hours
I found some beauties in the Garden
To pick those I must beg your pardon
I was going to buy Amie some flowers
To locate her favorites took hours
I found some beauties in the Garden
To pick those I must beg your pardon
Now Amie sits in scented bowers
I spied a young lad in the trees
I spied a young lad in the trees
He was swaying to and fro in the breeze
I spied a young lad in the trees
He was swaying to and fro in the breeze
And was yodelling out loud
I spied a young lad in the trees
He was swaying to and fro in the breeze
And was yodelling out loud
To the cheers from a crowd
I spied a young lad in the trees
He was swaying to and fro in the breeze
And was yodelling out loud
To the cheers from a crowd
Then they picnic'd on ripe stilton cheese
Why is some cheese full of holes
L e s
03-14-2004, 04:43 PM
Why is some cheese full of holes
Is it just to match my soles
Why is some cheese full of holes
Is it just to match my soles
Need a trip to the Cobbler
Why is some cheese full of holes
Is it just to match my soles
Need a trip to the Cobbler
To avoid becoming a hobbler
Why is some cheese full of holes
Is it just to match my soles
Need a trip to the Cobbler
To avoid becoming a hobbler
And to cover up some of those moles
As the sun sank behind the mountain
As the sun sank behind the mountain
I paddled about in a fountain
As the sun sank behind the mountain
I paddled about in a fountain
Wet up to the knees
As the sun sank behind the mountain
I paddled about in a fountain
Wet up to the knees
Then I started to sneeze
Breezy
03-15-2004, 05:38 AM
As the sun sank behind the mountain
I paddled about in a fountain
Wet up to the knees
Then I started to sneeze
Would someone hand me a hankie please!
As the sun sank behind the mountain
I paddled about in a fountain
Wet up to the knees
Then I started to sneeze
So many I just couldn't count 'em
There once was a young girl from Rome
There once was a young girl from Rome
Where a beautiful castle was Home
There once was a young girl from Rome
Where a beautiful castle was Home
Her room was at the top of a tower
There once was a young girl from Rome
Where a beautiful castle was Home
Her room was at the top of a tower
Where her friends gathered for Happy Hour
There once was a young girl from Rome
Where a beautiful castle was Home
Her room was at the top of a tower
Where her friends gathered for Happy Hour
And waited to see the Gnome.
The ides of March have passed
The ides of March have passed
The 15th came and went fast
The ides of March have passed
The 15th came and went fast
In another week there will be Spring
The ides of March have passed
The 15th came and went fast
In another week there will be Spring
But sadly not where I'm living
The ides of March have passed
The 15th came and went fast
In another week there will be Spring
But sadly not where I'm living
Even Kiwi winters do not last!
St. Urho's Day we must observe
St. Urhu's Day we must observe
16 March those frogs become hors d'oeuvre!
St. Urho's Day we must observe
16 March those frogs become hors d'oeuvre!
Tomorrow we must drink green beer
Breezy
03-16-2004, 06:43 PM
St. Urho's Day we must observe
16 March those frogs become hors d'oeuvre!
Tomorrow we must drink green beer
Get ready for lots of Irish cheer
St. Urho's Day we must observe
16 March those frogs become hors d'oeuvre!
Tomorrow we must drink green beer
Get ready for lots of Irish cheer
And dance Irish Jigs with great verve
The water jug fell off the table
The water jug fell off the table
Completely soaking my poor dog Mable
The water jug fell off the table
Completely soaking my poor dog Mable
So bedraggled was she
The water jug fell off the table
Completely soaking my poor dog Mable
So bedraggled was she
It was very hard to see
The water jug fell off the table
Completely soaking my poor dog Mable
So bedraggled was she
It was very hard to see
But I helped Mable the best I was able
My computer is going for a checkup
Breezy
03-17-2004, 05:38 AM
My computer is going for a checkup
And I have to take my pup
My computer is going for a checkup
And I have to take my pup
They'll both come home good as new
My computer is going for a checkup
And I have to take my pup
They'll both come home good as new
But when I'm without them I will be blue
My computer is going for a checkup
And I have to take my pup
They'll both come home good as new
But when I'm without them I will be blue
Can't wait for this week to be up!
We had another big snowfall last night
We had another big snowfall last night
The kids had a great snowball fight
We had another big snowfall last night
The kids had a great snowball fight
They were wrapped up so warm
We had another big snowfall last night
The kids had a great snowball fight
They were wrapped up so warm
So came to no harm from the storm
We had another big snowfall last night
The kids had a great snowball fight
They were wrapped up so warm
So came to no harm from the storm
To watch them was such a delight!
The birds are checking for sites to build nests
The birds are checking for sites to build nests
they'll make it soft and comfy to have a good rest
The birds are checking for sites to build nests
they'll make it soft and comfy to have a good rest
Then eggs will arrive
The birds are checking for sites to build nests
they'll make it soft and comfy to have a good rest
Then eggs will arrive
I hope all the chicks will survive
The birds are checking for sites to build nests
they'll make it soft and comfy to have a good rest
Then eggs will arrive
I hope all the chicks will survive
And learn how to fly with great zest
My dog once brought home a stray slipper
My dog once brought home a stray slipper
It was orange and smelled like a kipper
My dog once brought home a stray slipper
It was orange and smelled like a kipper
He guarded it fiercely
My dog once brought home a stray slipper
It was orange and smelled like a kipper
He guarded it fiercely
One could hear and see earsily
My dog once brought home a stray slipper
It was orange and smelled like a kipper
He guarded it fiercely
One could hear and see earsily
It was stuck on his paw like a flipper
Over the hill is a spooky old house
L e s
03-23-2004, 10:28 AM
Over the hill is a spooky old house
And down in the cellar lives a cute little mouse
Over the hill is a spooky old house
And down in the cellar lives a cute little mouse
With dozens of others
L e s
03-23-2004, 03:23 PM
Over the hill is a spooky old house
And down in the cellar lives a cute little mouse
With dozens of others'
children and mothers
Over the hill is a spooky old house
And down in the cellar lives a cute little mouse
With dozens of others'
children and mothers
Each with their own spouse.
This new MPC has me up a crick
This new MPC has me up a crick
on it Iv'e learned to do a new trick
L e s
03-24-2004, 03:25 PM
This new MPC has me up a crick
on it Iv'e learned to do a new trick
With Eve's Tips I'm getting better
This new MPC has me up a crick
on it I've learned to do a new trick
With Eve's Tips I'm getting better
Following everything to the letter
__________________
This new MPC has me up a crick
on it I've learned to do a new trick
With Eve's Tips I'm getting better
Following everything to the letter
And for that you get a big tick :D
Last night my printer screeched & then died
Last night my printer screeched & then died
Why do these things happen in the middle of the night?
__________________
Last night my printer screeched & then died
Oh! woe is me I sighed
thelindaj
03-25-2004, 11:16 PM
Last night my printer screeched & then died
Oh! woe is me I sighed
The paper was all black with ink
Last night my printer screeched & then died
Oh! woe is me I sighed
The paper was all black with ink
Off to printer graveyard I think
Last night my printer screeched & then died
Oh! woe is me I sighed
The paper was all black with ink
Off to printer graveyard I think
and there I sat and cried and cried
It was a beautiful moonlit night
Breezy
03-27-2004, 06:28 AM
Last night my printer screeched & then died
Oh! woe is me I sighed
The paper was all black with ink
Off to printer graveyard I think
and there I sat and cried and cried
It was a beautiful moonlit night
Everything seemed to be going right
It was a beautiful moonlit night
Everything seemed to be going right
The bats were flying all over the place
Breezy
03-27-2004, 06:18 PM
It was a beautiful moonlit night
Everything seemed to be going right
The bats were flying all over the place
And I really needed some space
It was a beautiful moonlit night
Everything seemed to be going right
The bats were flying all over the place
And I really needed some space
to hide myself while the bats were in flight
Deary deary me she cried
Deary deary me she cried
Where did I leave my purse last night?
Deary deary me she cried
Where did I leave my purse last night?
She looked in the car and the washing machine
Breezy
03-28-2004, 08:34 PM
Deary deary me she cried
Where did I leave my purse last night?
She looked in the car and the washing machine
And since that happened she's never been seen.
Deary deary me she cried
Where did I leave my purse last night?
She looked in the car and the washing machine
And since that happened she's never been seen.
The authorities are trying to shed some light.
They say that our Earth has a second moon
Breezy
03-29-2004, 03:10 AM
They say that our Earth has a second moon
I am feeling like such a loon
They say that our Earth has a second moon
I am feeling like such a loon
I just see one in the sky
Breezy
03-29-2004, 05:42 AM
They say that our Earth has a second moon
I am feeling like such a loon
I just see one in the sky
Maybe it has passed me by
They say that our Earth has a second moon
I am feeling like such a loon
I just see one in the sky
Maybe it has passed me by
It may be visible fairly soon.
The emerging garden is filled with surprises
Breezy
03-29-2004, 03:09 PM
But, there is no room for compromises
Breezy, I think there's something missing!!!
MaKa
The emerging garden is filled with surprises
Plants pop up in all shapes and sizes
The emerging garden is filled with surprises
Plants pop up in all shapes and sizes
Snowdrops are flowering-forsythias too
The emerging garden is filled with surprises
Plants pop up in all shapes and sizes
Snowdrops are flowering-forsythias too
Bright yellow daffys and hyacinths blue
The emerging garden is filled with surprises
Plants pop up in all shapes and sizes
Snowdrops are flowering-forsythias too
Bright yellow daffys and hyacinths blue
This year's roses and dahlias should win some prizes.
Writing Limericks is becoming quite an addiction
Writing Limericks is becoming quite an addiction
These ditties of true fact or fiction
Breezy
03-30-2004, 03:52 AM
Writing Limericks is becoming quite an addiction
These ditties of true fact or fiction
Got to find something else to do
Writing Limericks is becoming quite an addiction
These ditties of true fact or fiction
Got to find something else to do
Perhaps write a novel or two :p
Writing Limericks is becoming quite an addiction
These ditties of true fact or fiction
Got to find something else to do
Perhaps write a novel or two
please don't put up any kind of restriction
Up in the sky I do see
Up in the sky I do see
An eagle flying high and so free
Up in the sky I do see
An eagle flying high and so free
Searching for food to take back to the nest
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Breezy
03-30-2004, 05:12 PM
Up in the sky I do see
An eagle flying high and so free
Searching for food to take back to the nest
To feed the little ones and then take a rest
Up in the sky I do see
An eagle flying high and so free
Searching for food to take back to the nest
To feed the little ones and then take a rest
Always screeching like a banshee
Lets make this limerick funny
Lets make this limerick funny
To help out the Easter Bunny
L e s
03-31-2004, 09:08 AM
Lets make this limerick funny
To help out the Easter Bunny
With chocolate and flowers
The emerging garden is filled with surprises
But, there is no room for compromises
the birds and the bees are flitting about
L e s
03-31-2004, 10:09 AM
Hi Suze
I think you may need to refresh your browser you seemed to have followed on from yesterday.
Oops! sorry bout that :eek:
Lets make this limerick funny
To help out the Easter Bunny
With chocolate and flowers
as tall as some towers
Lets make this limerick funny
To help out the Easter Bunny
With chocolate and flowers
as tall as some towers
And feeling all happy & sunny
A legless clock went walking by
Breezy
04-01-2004, 05:40 AM
Lets make this limerick funny
To help out the Easter Bunny
With chocolate and flowers
as tall as some towers
And feeling all happy & sunny
A legless clock went walking by
With arms that reached up to the sky
A legless clock went walking by
With arms that reached up to the sky
A puzzled expression was on it's face
A legless clock went walking by
With arms that reached up to the sky
A puzzled expression was on it's face
This really is quite a disgrace!
Breezy
04-01-2004, 03:45 PM
A legless clock went walking by
With arms that reached up to the sky
A puzzled expression was on it's face
This really is quite a disgrace!
And look at that giant purple fly!
We need a new line, please.
We need a new line, please
To write one should be a breeze
We need a new line, please
To write one should be a breeze
but I better use my spell checker
We need a new line, please
To write one should be a breeze
but I better use my spell checker
How do you spell 'woodpecker'?
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We need a new line, please
To write one should be a breeze
but I better use my spell checker
How do you spell 'woodpecker'?
I just hope my brain doesn't freeze
We have just had a thundery hailstorm
We have just had a thundery hailstorm
Was that a fluke or is this the norm?
Breezy
04-02-2004, 04:35 AM
We have just had a thundery hailstorm
Was that a fluke or is this the norm?
It rained buckets and the thunder clapped!
We have just had a thundery hailstorm
Was that a fluke or is this the norm?
It rained buckets and the thunder clapped!
And left me feeling quite zapped
Breezy
04-02-2004, 05:31 AM
We have just had a thundery hailstorm
Was that a fluke or is this the norm?
It rained buckets and the thunder clapped!
And left me feeling quite zapped
Now I am to get some sleep in my dorm!
One Friday when I went out to play
L e s
04-02-2004, 03:10 PM
One Friday when I went out to play
It just seemed that kind of day
Breezy
04-02-2004, 04:02 PM
One Friday when I went out to play
It just seemed that kind of day
I went out by the barn to look
One Friday when I went out to play
It just seemed that kind of day
I went out by the barn to look
After what I saw there I shook & shook
Breezy
04-03-2004, 09:43 AM
One Friday when I went out to play
It just seemed that kind of day
I went out by the barn to look
After what I saw there I shook & shook
It was a monster in the Brookfield bay!
Have you ever been to school before?
Have you ever been to school before?
School? Have I? I am not sure!
Breezy
04-04-2004, 06:14 AM
Have you ever been to school before?
School? Have I? I am not sure!
Another braid goes in the well (as in ink well)
Have you ever been to school before?
School? Have I? I am not sure!
Another braid goes in the well
But can I write?, I cannot tell
Breezy
04-04-2004, 05:43 PM
Have you ever been to school before?
School? Have I? I am not sure!
Another braid goes in the well
But can I write?, I cannot tell
But thing I know for sure, teacher shoved me out the door!
breezy start a new one please
breezy start a new one please
we need one now and Suze agrees
Breezy
04-05-2004, 03:52 AM
breezy start a new one please
we need one now and Suze agrees
I have no words now in my head
breezy start a new one please
we need one now and Suze agrees
I have no words now in my head
Perhaps they're in your feet instead?
Breezy
04-05-2004, 05:20 AM
breezy start a new one please
we need one now and Suze agrees
I have no words now in my head
Perhaps they're in your feet instead?
Or blowing in the breeze! ;)
Breezy, Breezy new line PLEASEY :)
Breezy, Breezy new line PLEASEY
I think this rhyme is very cheesy
L e s
04-05-2004, 09:21 AM
Breezy, Breezy new line PLEASEY
I think this rhyme is very cheesy
Will it scan or rhyme
thelindaj
04-05-2004, 09:44 AM
Breezy, Breezy new line PLEASEY
I think this rhyme is very cheesy
Will it scan or rhyme
Finally, one in time
Breezy, Breezy new line PLEASEY
I think this rhyme is very cheesy
Will it scan or rhyme
Finally, one in time
It's making me feel really queasy
If I could have just one wish
If I could have just one wish
That everyone really would relish
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