Limericks

[thelindaj]

If I could have just one wish
That everyone really would relish
I'd feed all the poor

[Amie]

If I could have just one wish
That everyone really would relish
I'd feed all the poor
Until no-one wanted for more

[L e s]

If I could have just one wish
That everyone really would relish
I'd feed all the poor
Until no-one wanted for more
and it would all be done with fish



She's coming back home to the Fold

[Breezy]

She's coming back home to the Fold
She's ready and feeling bold

[Eve]

She's coming back home to the Fold
She's ready and feeling bold
She has been missed much at home

[Breezy]

She's coming back home to the Fold
She's ready and is feeling bold
She has been missed much at home
Been busy working on her poem

[Eve]

She's coming back home to the Fold
She's ready and is feeling bold
She has been missed much at home
Been busy working on her poem
The details of her trip to unfold:)


A collection of comical critters

[Breezy]

A collection of comical critters
With Eve feeding them fritters

[Eve]

A collection of comical critters
With Eve feeding them fritters
Breezy's parrots were screeching

[Breezy]

A collection of comical critters
With Eve feeding them fritters
Breezy's parrots were screeching
And Linda was busy reaching

[thelindaj]

A collection of comical critters
With Eve feeding them fritters
Breezy's parrots were screeching
And Linda was busy reaching
And possum was practicing his "come hithers"

There once was a funny old lady

[Breezy]

There once was a funny old lady
And some considered her shady

[MaKa]

There once was a funny old lady
And some considered her shady
Her hat had a huge brim

[Breezy]

There once was a funny old lady
And some considered her shady
Her hat had a huge brim
And she would laugh on a whim

[MaKa]

There once was a funny old lady
And some considered her shady
Her hat had a huge brim
And she would laugh on a whim
Her cackling would make us afraid-y.


That pooch needs to go in his kennel

[Eve]

That pooch needs to go in his kennel
The daft thing has eaten my fennel

[MaKa]

That pooch needs to go in his kennel
The daft thing has eaten my fennel
He needs to go to obedience school

[Eve]

That pooch needs to go in his kennel
The daft thing has eaten my fennel
He needs to go to obedience school
He's a loveable pooch but a bit of a fool

[MaKa]

That pooch needs to go in his kennel
The daft thing has eaten my fennel
He needs to go to obedience school
He's a loveable pooch but a bit of a fool
His energy one needs to chanel.


Hand-painted Easter eggs are here to enjoy

[Breezy]

Hand-painted Easter eggs are here to enjoy
Cherished by both the girls and the boys

[Suze]

Hand-painted Easter eggs are here to enjoy
Cherished by both the girls and the boys
all done up in beautiful colors

[Breezy]

Hand-painted Easter eggs are here to enjoy
Cherished by both the girls and the boys
all done up in beautiful colors
Awaiting all the Easter egg 'hullers'

[Eve]

Hand-painted Easter eggs are here to enjoy
Cherished by both the girls and the boys
all done up in beautiful colors
Awaiting all the Easter egg 'hullers'
Hope they do not make too much noise!

She went for a ride on a jet boat

[Breezy]

She went for a ride on a jet boat
Jumped off and decided to float

[Suze]

She went for a ride on a jet boat
Jumped off and decided to float
what a terrible mistake I made

[Breezy]

She went for a ride on a jet boat
Jumped off and decided to float
what a terrible mistake I made
We're boating in the Everglades!

[Suze]

She went for a ride on a jet boat
Jumped off and decided to float
what a terrible mistake I made
We're boating in the Everglades!
and the weeds got cought in my throat

I awoke early one morning

[MaKa]

I awoke early one morning
With ne'er a warning

[Breezy]

I awoke early one morning
To the sound of someone snoring

[Eve]

I awoke early one morning
To the sound of someone snoring
But with just me in the bed

[Breezy]

I awoke early one morning
To the sound of someone snoring
But with just me in the bed
I went looking for Ned

[Eve]

I awoke early one morning
To the sound of someone snoring
But with just me in the bed
I went looking for Ned
To give him an anti-snore warning.

She fell off her bike with a clatter

[Suze]

She fell off her bike with a clatter
Her dolly fell off and did splatter

[MaKa]

She fell off her bike with a clatter
Her dolly fell off and did splatter
Both knees she did skin

[Suze]

She fell off her bike with a clatter
Her dolly fell off and did splatter
Both knees she did skin
got a scrape on her chin

[Breezy]

She fell off her bike with a clatter
Her dolly fell off and did splatter
Both knees she did skin
got a scrape on her chin
She acted like none of it mattered!

[MaKa]

She fell off her bike with a clatter
Her dolly fell off and did splatter
Both knees she did skin
got a scrape on her chin
But to her it didn't seem to much matter.


The Easter Bunny brought way too much candy!
__________________

[Suze]

The Easter Bunny brought way too much candy!
Some Tums would come in mighty handy

[MaKa]

The Easter Bunny brought way too much candy!
Some Tums would come in mighty handy
Now diet one must
__________________

[Eve]

The Easter Bunny brought way too much candy!
Some Tums would come in mighty handy
Now diet one must
Which seems so unjust

[MaKa]

The Easter Bunny brought way too much candy!
Some Tums would come in mighty handy
Now diet one must
Which seems so unjust
Maybe I'll just take a shot of brandy!



The ides of April are nearly here

[Eve]

The ides of April are nearly here
Unlike March there is nothing to fear

[Suze]

The ides of April are nearly here
Unlike March there is nothing to fear
just get taxes in on time

[Amie]

The ides of April are nearly here
Unlike March there is nothing to fear
just get taxes in on time
And try and make the next line rhyme

[Suze]

The ides of April are nearly here
Unlike March there is nothing to fear
just get taxes in on time
And try and make the next line rhyme
so I don't have to shed a tear



T'is the 14th of April two thousand and four

[Breezy]

T'is the 14th of April two thousand and four
Getting ready to head out the door

[L e s]

T'is the 14th of April two thousand and four
Getting ready to head out the door
But as I sit here alone

[Breezy]

T'is the 14th of April two thousand and four
Getting ready to head out the door
But as I sit here alone
Dreaming of chocolate dipped ice cream cones

[L e s]

T'is the 14th of April two thousand and four
Getting ready to head out the door
But as I sit here alone
Dreaming of chocolate dipped ice cream cones
I drop my keys on the floor



If the future was read like a book

[thelindaj]

If the future was read like a book
Do you think we could really look

[Amie]

If the future was read like a book
Do you think we could really look
Would we rush to the very last page

[L e s]

If the future was read like a book
Do you think we could really look
Would we rush to the very last page
or would it just make us age

[MaKa]

If the future was read like a book
Do you think we could really look
Would we rush to the very last page
or would it just make us age
We'll manage what comes by hook or by crook.


Sometimes it's best to flow with the stream
__________________

[Suze]

Sometimes it's best to flow with the stream
or just lazily sit and dream

[MaKa]

Sometimes it's best to flow with the stream
or just lazily sit and dream
Our lives are full of surprising turns

[Suze]

Sometimes it's best to flow with the stream
or just lazily sit and dream
Our lives are full of surprising turns
for the warmth of the sun my body yearns

[Breezy]

Sometimes it's best to flow with the stream
or just lazily sit and dream
Our lives are full of surprising turns
for the warmth of the sun my body yearn
And for the taste of some chocolate ice cream!

The once was a girl named Jill

[Squirrelnutz]

The once was a girl named Jill
in front of her stood a hill

[Breezy]

The once was a girl named Jill
in front of her stood a hill
She decided to run and

[Suze]

The once was a girl named Jill
in front of her stood a hill
She decided to run and
she landed in the sand

[L e s]

The once was a girl named Jill
in front of her stood a hill
She decided to run and
she landed in the sand
and then ran off to the mill


It's just the time for a coffee

[Eve]

It's just the time for a coffee
And a nice bit of choccy or toffee

[Breezy]

It's just the time for a coffee
And a nice bit of choccy or toffee
So I'm outta here

[Amie]

It's just the time for a coffee
And a nice bit of choccy or toffee
So I'm outta here
But I'll stay quite near

[Suze]

t's just the time for a coffee
And a nice bit of choccy or toffee
So I'm outta here
But I'll stay quite near
till I finish my coffee frothy

Upstairs in grannys attic

[Amie]

Upstairs in grannys attic
Happened something quite dramatic

[carolj100]

Upstairs in grannys attic
Happened something quite dramatic
A ghost flew by

[MaKa]

Upstairs in grannys attic
Happened something quite dramatic
A ghost flew by
I let out a cry

[Breezy]

Upstairs in grannys attic
Happened something quite dramatic
A ghost flew by
I let out a cry
And was chased by giant haddocks!

While I was at the fair

[Eve]

While I was at the fair
I smelled something in the air

[Suze]

While I was at the fair
I smelled something in the air
and to my great surprise

[MaKa]

While I was at the fair
I smelled something in the air
It was an unusual scent

[Eve]

While I was at the fair
I smelled something in the air
and to my great surprise
Right before my own eyes

[Breezy]

While I was at the fair
I smelled something in the air
and to my great surprise
Right before my own eyes
I saw a skunk right there!


Jumping and laughing, having fun

[Suze]

Jumping and laughing, having fun
I landed upon by big round bun

[Breezy]

Jumping and laughing, having fun
I landed upon by big round bun
I didn't feel a thing with all that 'cush'

[L e s]

Jumping and laughing, having fun
I landed upon by big round bun
I didn't feel a thing with all that 'cush'
Just rolled right over into a bush

[Eve]

Jumping and laughing, having fun
I landed upon my big round bun
I didn't feel a thing with all that 'cush'
Just rolled right over into a bush
And squashed it 'cos I weighed a ton

While out in a boat with a hole

[Suze]

While out in a boat with a hole
I looked high and low for a bowl

[Breezy]

While out in a boat with a hole
I looked high and low for a bowl
But look as I might

[Suze]

While out in a boat with a hole
I looked high and low for a bowl
But look as I might
I saw quite a sight

[Breezy]

While out in a boat with a hole
I looked high and low for a bowl
But look as I might
I saw quite a sight
As I passed the fishing pole! :eek:


As I was walking all alone

[Eve]

As I was walking all alone
I saw a black fish on a stone

[Breezy]

As I was walking all alone
I saw a black fish on a stone
I was hungry so picked it up

[Eve]

As I was walking all alone
I saw a black fish on a stone
I was hungry so picked it up
Then along came a young pup

[Breezy]

As I was walking all alone
I saw a black fish on a stone
I was hungry so picked it up
Then along came a young pup
So I decided to give him the bones!:p

Off to work I must go

[Eve]

Off to work I must go
I must not be slow

[Suze]

Off to work I must go
I must not be slow
I'd better be on time

[MaKa]

Off to work I must go
I must not be slow
I'd better be on time
Being tardy is a crime_________________

[Suze]

Off to work I must go
I must not be slow
I'd better be on time
Being tardy is a crime
so I'll go with the flow


Little Tommy Tucker sang for his-------

[L e s]

Little Tommy Tucker sang for his
Supper,covered his toast with plenty of......

[Breezy]

Little Tommy Tucker sang for his
Supper,covered his toast with plenty of......
butter and blackberry jam!

[Breezy]

Little Tommy Tucker sang for his
Supper,covered his toast with plenty of......
butter and blackberry jam!
Some might call him a ham

[MaKa]

Little Tommy Tucker sang for his
Supper,covered his toast with plenty of......
butter and blackberry jam!
Some might call him a ham
What kind of a Limerick is this?


Some Trojans have been haunting my PC_________________

[Suze]

Some Trojans have been haunting my PC
and on my keyboard the spilled some tea

[L e s]

Some Trojans have been haunting my PC
and on my keyboard the spilled some tea
My disc has gone floppy

[MaKa]

Some Trojans have been haunting my PC
And on my keyboard they spilled some tea
My disc has gone floppy
Can't find a back-up copy
***************

[Breezy]

Some Trojans have been haunting my PC
And on my keyboard they spilled some tea
My disc has gone floppy
Can't find a back-up copy
Oh why does this happen to me!:eek:


April showers are falling today

[MaKa]

April showers are falling today
Surely there'll be flowers in May

[Breezy]

April showers are falling today
Surely there'll be flowers in May
The thunder claps up in the sky

[MaKa]

April showers are falling today
Surely there'll be flowers in May
The thunder claps up in the sky
It's best to stay indoors and keep dry

[Breezy]

April showers are falling today
Surely there'll be flowers in May
The thunder claps up in the sky
It's best to stay indoors and keep dry
And not to pout and keep asking why!


The little boy went for a walk

[Amie]

The little boy went for a walk
And met a parrot who did nothing but squawk

[Breezy]

The little boy went for a walk
And met a parrot who did nothing but squawk
It scared him so much he let out a scream

[Suze]

April showers are falling today
Surely there'll be flowers in May
The thunder claps up in the sky
lightening seems to be flying by

[Suze]

sorry about that I clicked on the email and the wrong page came up:(


The little boy went for a walk
And met a parrot who did nothing but squawk
It scared him so much he let out a scream
I think he was having a very bad dream

[Eve]

The little boy went for a walk
And met a parrot who did nothing but squawk
It scared him so much he let out a scream
I think he was having a very bad dream
That the parrot was a hawk that could talk

I raced round the aisles with a trolley

[Amie]

I raced round the aisles with a trolley
Searching for a strawberry ice lolly

[Eve]

I raced round the aisles with a trolley
Searching for a strawberry ice lolly
I saw something quite odd in the freezer

[Amie]

I raced round the aisles with a trolley
Searching for a strawberry ice lolly
I saw something quite odd in the freezer
An ice statue of Julius Caesar

[Eve]

I raced round the aisles with a trolley
Searching for a strawberry ice lolly
I saw something quite odd in the freezer
An ice statue of Julius Caesar
He was cold in that toga by golly!

She gathered some lillies and roses

[Amie]

She gathered some lillies and roses
The sweet scents filled all of our noses

[Eve]

She gathered some lillies and roses
The sweet scents filled all of our noses
And gave us all hayfever badly

[MaKa]

She gathered some lillies and roses
The sweet scents filled all of our noses
And gave us all hayfever badly
So back in the house I went gladly

[Suze]

She gathered some lillies and roses
The sweet scents filled all of our noses
And gave us all hayfever badly
So back in the house I went gladly
there I'll stay Sara and Moses

as I was eating my lollypop

[Breezy]

as I was eating my lollypop
I decided to just go shop

[Eve]

as I was eating my lollypop
I decided to just go shop
With a credit card handy

[Suze]

as I was eating my lollypop
I decided to just go shop
With a credit card handy
I can buy some more candy

[L e s]

as I was eating my lollypop
I decided to just go shop
With a credit card handy
I can buy some more candy
just when will I ever stop

I went to the fridge for a beer

[MaKa]

I went to the fridge for a beer
Someone else drank it all, I fear

[Eve]

I went to the fridge for a beer
Someone else drank it all, I fear
So I made do with water

[L e s]

I went to the fridge for a beer
Someone else drank it all, I fear
So I made do with water
As I cursed my daughter

[Eve]

I went to the fridge for a beer
Someone else drank it all, I fear
So I made do with water
As I cursed my daughter
For polishing off my good cheer

[Eve]

Sorry - forgot new line! :)

My brain has turned in to a sieve

[MaKa]

My brain has turned in to a sieve
With holes in my head I don't plan to live

[MaKa]

My brain has turned in to a sieve
With holes in my head I don't plan to live
How shall I cure this?

[Breezy]

My brain has turned in to a sieve
With holes in my head I don't plan to live
How shall I cure this?
My mind I do miss!

[Amie]

My brain has turned in to a sieve
With holes in my head I don't plan to live
How shall I cure this?
My mind I do miss!
Any mistakes I hope you'll forgive


If I could have one dream come true

[MaKa]

If I could have one dream come true
The love of my life would always be you

[Breezy]

If I could have one dream come true
The love of my life would always be you
You are the only one for me

[Eve]

If I could have one dream come true
The love of my life would always be you
You are the only one for me
To my heart you hold the key

[L e s]

If I could have one dream come true
The love of my life would always be you
You are the only one for me
To my heart you hold the key
My future will always be with you



That noise in the middle of the night

[MaKa]

That noise in the middle of the night
Made me jump out of bed in a fright

[L e s]

That noise in the middle of the night
Made me jump out of bed in a fright
I shivered with the cold

[MaKa]

That noise in the middle of the night
Made me jump out of bed in a fright
I shivered with the cold
Grabbed a blanket to hold

[Eve]

That noise in the middle of the night
Made me jump out of bed in a fright
I shivered with the cold
Grabbed a blanket to hold
And fumbled around for the light


Fish is said to be good for the brain

[MaKa]

Fish is said to be good for the brain
Eating it twice a week, one has much to gain

[Eve]

Fish is said to be good for the brain
Eating it twice a week, one has much to gain
Twice a day's what I need

[Amie]

Fish is said to be good for the brain
Eating it twice a week, one has much to gain
Twice a day's what I need
Perhaps with mashed swede

[Eve]

Fish is said to be good for the brain
Eating it twice a week, one has much to gain
Twice a day's what I need
Perhaps with mashed swede
To prevent my impending brain drain

On the side of a hill stood a cow

[poppet]

On the side of a hill stood a cow
Chewing cud and watching the plough

[Breezy]

On the side of a hill stood a cow
chewing cud and watching the plough
I walked right up to it

[Eve]

On the side of a hill stood a cow
chewing cud and watching the plough
I walked right up to it
And it started to spit (or something else! :))

[Breezy]

On the side of a hill stood a cow
chewing cud and watching the plough
I walked right up to it
And it started to spit (or something else! http://mpc-gallery.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
So I told it I was leaving NOW!

The was a youngster named Ben

[Suze]

The was a youngster named Ben
who cackled like an old hen

[Amie]

The was a youngster named Ben
who cackled like an old hen
He built himself a large nest

[Breezy]

The was a youngster named Ben
who cackled like an old hen
He built himself a large nest
And had a little rest

[Eve]

The was a youngster named Ben
who cackled like an old hen
But when Ben laid an egg

[MaKa]

There was a youngster named Ben
who cackled like an old hen
He built himself a large nest
And had a little rest
And never tried that again.


The children are making May baskets

[Amie]

The children are making May baskets
And decorating little gold caskets

[MaKa]

The children are making May baskets
And decorating little gold caskets
To bring to neighbors and friends

[Breezy]

The children are making May baskets
And decorating little gold caskets
To bring to neighbors and friends
To make their amends

[L e s]

The children are making May baskets
And decorating little gold caskets
To bring to neighbors and friends
To make their amends
and stop them blowing a gasket


It's raining again outside

[MaKa]

It's raining again outside
It's a good day to go for a ride

[Suze]

It's raining again outside
It's a good day to go for a ride
With the wind in my hair

[Eve]

It's raining again outside
It's a good day to go for a ride
With the wind in my hair
I will ride this old mare

[Suze]

t's raining again outside
It's a good day to go for a ride
With the wind in my hair
I will ride this old mare
ride her with a great deal of pride


A penny for your thoughts

[Breezy]

A penny for your thought
And you know, I have LOTS

[Suze]

A penny for your thoughts
And you know, I have LOTS
they came down from heaven

[Eve]

A penny for your thoughts
And you know, I have LOTS
they came down from heaven
About six or seven

[MaKa]

A penny for your thoughts
And you know, I have LOTS
they came down from heaven
About six or seven
Some are worth keeping and others better nots.


Woodpeckers are pounding and owls are hooting

[Suze]

Woodpeckers are pounding and owls are hooting
all the hunters are out there shooting

[Eve]

Woodpeckers are pounding and owls are hooting
all the hunters are out there shooting
Duck shooting season began first of May

[MaKa]

Woodpeckers are pounding and owls are hooting
all the hunters are out there shooting
Duck shooting season began first of May
It's October for us in the USA

[Suze]

Woodpeckers are pounding and owls are hooting
all the hunters are out there shooting
Duck shooting season began first of May
It's October for us in the USA
thats when you hear them all wooting and tooting


April has ended and now it is May

[L e s]

April has ended and now it is May
If we get good weather will it stay?

[MaKa]

April has ended and now it is May
If we get good weather will it stay?
The icemen will be arriving before very long

[Breezy]

April has ended and now it is May
If we get good weather will it stay?
The icemen will be arriving before very long
And the weather people seem to always be wrong

[Suze]

April has ended and now it is May
If we get good weather will it stay?
The icemen will be arriving before very long
And the weather people seem to always be wrong
How will I know when to go out and play


If i were a rich man

[MaKa]

If I were a rich man (or woman)
Supporting worthwhile causes any way I can

[Breezy]

If I were a rich man (or woman)
Supporting worthwhile causes any way I can
I would give my money away

[MaKa]

If I were a rich man (or woman)
Supporting worthwhile causes any way I can
I would give my money away
Doing good deeds each day

[Breezy]

If I were a rich man (or woman)
Supporting worthwhile causes any way I can
I would give my money away
Doing good deeds each day
And making sure I take time out to get a tan!;)

[Eve]

Line please Breezy!! :) :)

[Suze]

I'm going on a shoppin spree

[Amie]

I'm going on a shoppin spree
It should be fun, don't you agree

[Suze]

I'm going on a shoppin spree
It should be fun, don't you agree
what shall I buy everything looks so good

[Breezy]

I'm going on a shoppin spree
It should be fun, don't you agree
what shall I buy everything looks so good
I'd buy everything IF I could

[Eve]

I'm going on a shoppin spree
It should be fun, don't you agree
what shall I buy everything looks so good
I'd buy everything IF I could
And get everything delivered C O D


The hounds are howling late at night

[Amie]

The hounds are howling late at night
They gave poor Lucy quite a fright

[Eve]

The hounds are howling late at night
They gave poor Lucy quite a fright
So she leapt on the bed

[Amie]

The hounds are howling late at night
They gave poor Lucy quite a fright
So she leapt on the bed
And buried her head

[Eve]

The hounds are howling late at night
They gave poor Lucy quite a fright
So she leapt on the bed
And buried her head
To dream of fat mice with delight

Poor Mary's bike was stolen one day

[L e s]

Thanks Eve :)



Poor Mary's bike was stolen one day
left in a field by a stack of hay

[Eve]

Poor Mary's bike was stolen one day
left in a field by a stack of hay
What was she up to you well may ask

[Amie]

Poor Mary's bike was stolen one day
left in a field by a stack of hay
What was she up to you well may ask
Wearing suspenders and a basque

[Suze]

Poor Mary's bike was stolen one day
left in a field by a stack of hay
What was she up to you well may ask
Wearing suspenders and a basque
And on her face was oil of olay

Ho! ho! ho! and away we go

[MaKa]

Ho! ho! ho! and away we go
Where we'll stop it's hard to know

[Suze]

Ho! ho! ho! and away we go
Where we'll stop it's hard to know
just keep on moving

[Amie]

Ho! ho! ho! and away we go
Where we'll stop it's hard to know
just keep on moving
'Til things start improving

[Breezy]

Ho! ho! ho! and away we go
Where we'll stop it's hard to know
just keep on moving
'Til things start improving
Or sit down and just read a little Poe!

Today has been a day of woe:eek:

[Amie]

Today has been a day of woe
I dropped a hammer on my toe

[Breezy]

Today has been a day of woe
I dropped a hammer on my toe
My toe is swollen and I'm in pain

[MaKa]

Today has been a day of woe
I dropped a hammer on my toe
My toe is swollen and I'm in pain
I think I'll have to use a cane

[Eve]

Today has been a day of woe
I dropped a hammer on my toe
My toe is swollen and I'm in pain
I think I'll have to use a cane
Its black and blue like a work by Van Gogh


Early this morning I had a sinking feeling

[Suze]

Early this morning I had a sinking feeling
that my silver isn't sterling

[Eve]

Early this morning I had a sinking feeling
that my silver isn't sterling
I think it might be tin

[Amie]

Early this morning I had a sinking feeling
that my silver isn't sterling
I think it might be tin
Because it feels really thin

[Breezy]

Early this morning I had a sinking feeling
that my silver isn't sterling
I think it might be tin
Because it feels really thin
This information has me reeling!

It's Saturday morning and all is well

[L e s]

It's Saturday morning and all is well
Good job too 'cause Friday was hell

[Suze]

It's Saturday morning and all is well
Good job too 'cause Friday was hell
I wish the weekend would never end

[Amie]

It's Saturday morning and all is well
Good job too 'cause Friday was hell
I wish the weekend would never end
Going to work drives me round the bend

[Eve]

It's Saturday morning and all is well
Good job too 'cause Friday was hell
I wish the weekend would never end
Going to work drives me round the bend
And puts to the test my one brain cell

Sawing down trees today was a chore

[Amie]

Sawing down trees today was a chore
My back and arms became very sore

[Eve]

Sawing down trees today was a chore
My back and arms became very sore
With hair full of sawdust

[Amie]

Sawing down trees today was a chore
My back and arms became very sore
With hair full of sawdust
Good grief, how I cussed

[Eve]

Sawing down trees today was a chore
My back and arms became very sore
With hair full of sawdust
Good grief, how I cussed
Thats just not what Mothers Day's for


The mess when the party was over

[Amie]

The mess when the party was over
Someone was sick on our poor dog, Rover,

[Eve]

The mess when the party was over
Someone was sick on our poor dog, Rover,
So I popped him in the bath

[Amie]

The mess when the party was over
Someone was sick on our poor dog, Rover,
So I popped him in the bath
Good grief, that was a laugh

[Eve]

The mess when the party was over
Someone was sick on our poor dog, Rover,
So I popped him in the bath
Good grief, that was a laugh
And he came out smelling like clover

She walked briskly home from the dairy

[L e s]

She walked briskly home from the dairy
And on the way met Mary

[Eve]

She walked briskly home from the dairy
And on the way met Mary
They called in at the pub for a drink

[Breezy]

She walked briskly home from the dairy
And on the way met Mary
They called in at the pub for a drink
Got so drunk they couldn't think

[Eve]

She walked briskly home from the dairy
And on the way met Mary
They called in at the pub for a drink
Got so drunk they couldn't think
And twittered like a canary

The sky was blue, the sun was hot

[Breezy]

The sky was blue, the sun was hot
And I was really sweating a lot

[Eve]

The sky was blue, the sun was hot
And I was really sweating a lot
So I dived in the pool

[Amie]

The sky was blue, the sun was hot
And I was really sweating a lot
So I dived in the pool
But that wasn't cool

[L e s]

The sky was blue, the sun was hot
And I was really sweating a lot
So I dived in the pool
But that wasn't cool
The hippos there had drank the lot!

When one flew over the cuckoo's nest

[Breezy]

When one flew over the cuckoo's nest
She tried to do her very best

[Suze]

When one flew over the cuckoo's nest
She tried to do her very best
She flew so very far and wide

[Eve]

When one flew over the cuckoo's nest
She tried to do her very best
She flew so very far and wide
With me on her back along for the ride

[Breezy]

When one flew over the cuckoo's nest
She tried to do her very best
She flew so very far and wide
With me on her back along for the ride
A wonderful spot to rest!

I love to hear the birdies sing

[Amie]

I love to hear the birdies sing
To welcome in the joys of spring

[Breezy]

I love to hear the birdies sing
To welcome in the joys of spring
Their singing calms my heart and soul

[MaKa]

I love to hear the birdies sing
To welcome in the joys of spring
Their singing calms my heart and soul
How thrilling to hear the oriole

[Suze]

I love to hear the birdies sing
To welcome in the joys of spring
Their singing calms my heart and soul
How thrilling to hear the oriole
and watch it fly as it spreads its wing


A fly and a bee met one day

[Breezy]

A fly and a bee met one day
And have a chat in a pile of hay

[Amie]

A fly and a bee met one day
And have a chat in a pile of hay
Along came a cow and chewed them up

[Suze]

A fly and a bee met one day
And have a chat in a pile of hay
Along came a cow and chewed them up
yum! that sure was a good sup

[L e s]

A fly and a bee met one day
And have a chat in a pile of hay
Along came a cow and chewed them up
yum! that sure was a good sup
Just a shame that they couldn't stay


It was a great shame when it started to rain

[Eve]

It was a great shame when it started to rain
As I was swimming my way to Spain

[Amie]

It was a great shame when it started to rain
As I was swimming my way to Spain
I didn't want to get wet !

[Eve]

It was a great shame when it started to rain
As I was swimming my way to Spain
I didn't want to get wet !
So I put on a nice hairnet

[Breezy]

It was a great shame when it started to rain
As I was swimming my way to Spain
I didn't want to get wet !
So I put on a nice hairnet
And was never seen again!

There goes a man with only one eye

[Suze]

There goes a man with only one eye
It is so sad I want to cry

[Eve]

There goes a man with only one eye
It is so sad I want to cry
Shame he's also missing an arm and an ear

[L e s]

There goes a man with only one eye
It is so sad I want to cry
Shame he's also missing an arm and an ear
When driving his car, how does he steer?

[Eve]

There goes a man with only one eye
It is so sad I want to cry
Shame he's also missing an arm and an ear
When driving his car, how does he steer?
He just sprouted wings and can fly


At customs they opened her cases

[L e s]

At customs they opened her cases
And you should have seen their faces

[Eve]

At customs they opened her cases
And you should have seen their faces
When a magpie flew out

[L e s]

At customs they opened her cases
And you should have seen their faces
When a magpie flew out
there was little doubt

[Eve]

At customs they opened her cases
And you should have seen their faces
When a magpie flew out
there was little doubt
She'd been to some very strange places

The magpie is a vicious bird

[L e s]

The magpie is a vicious bird
with a cry thats got to be heard

[Eve]

The magpie is a vicious bird
with a cry thats got to be heard
So hide your silver and cover your head

[MaKa]

The magpie is a vicious bird
with a cry thats got to be heard
So hide your silver and cover your head
The best place to store things is under the bed

[Eve]

The magpie is a vicious bird
with a cry thats got to be heard
So hide your silver and cover your head
The best place to store things is under the bed
And get under yourself if you're really scared

She went off to work with a smile

[MaKa]

She went off to work with a smile
After having been laid off for a while

[L e s]

She went off to work with a smile
After having been laid off for a while
Her head was full with thoughts of joy

[Breezy]

She went off to work with a smile
After having been laid off for a while
Her head was full with thoughts of joy
When thinking of her little boy