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She went off to work with a smile
After having been laid off for a while
Her head was full with thoughts of joy
When thinking of her little boy
She went that extra mile
She ate a large slice of salami
She ate a large slice of salami
Followed up by a plate of pastrami
She ate a large slice of salami
Followed up by a plate of pastrami
Her tummy was popping
She ate a large slice of salami
Followed up by a plate of pastrami
Her tummy was popping
and her eyeballs were hopping
She ate a large slice of salami
Followed up by a plate of pastrami
Her tummy was popping
and her eyeballs were hopping
She sat down to do Origami.
The kids are finishing their school year
L e s
05-14-2004, 06:53 PM
The kids are finishing their school year
That thought is driving me to drink beer
The kids are finishing their school year
That thought is driving me to drink beer
Cups on the floor and clothes everywhere!
The kids are finishing their school year
That thought is driving me to drink beer
Cups on the floor and clothes everywhere!
It really is too much to bear
The kids are finishing their school year
That thought is driving me to drink beer
Cups on the floor and clothes everywhere!
It really is too much to bear
When September comes I will cheer
It soon will be summertime
It soon will be summertime
In your part of the world but not mine
Breezy
05-15-2004, 05:10 AM
It soon will be summertime
In your part of the world but not mine
So enjoy it while it is there
It soon will be summertime
In your part of the world but not mine
So enjoy it while it is there
Before once again the trees are bare
It soon will be summertime
In your part of the world but not mine
So enjoy it while it is there
Before once again the trees are bare
And its time again for fires and mulled wine
Illuminated shoelaces are useful in the dark
Breezy
05-15-2004, 06:43 AM
Illuminated shoelaces are useful in the dark
Illumination gets me singing like a lark
Illuminated shoelaces are useful in the dark
Illumination gets me singing like a lark
They make your feet feel 'lighter' and your ankles too
Breezy
05-15-2004, 06:45 AM
Illuminated shoelaces are useful in the dark
Illumination gets me singing like a lark
They make your feet feel 'lighter' and your ankles too
Unless you happen to get stuck in glue
Illuminated shoelaces are useful in the dark
Illumination gets me singing like a lark
They make your feet feel 'lighter' and your ankles too
Unless you happen to get stuck in glue
They make all the dogs who see them bark
It was so windy my hat blew away
It was so windy my hat blew away
Where it landed I cannot say
It was so windy my hat blew away
Where it landed I cannot say
Now my head is full of goose bumps
It was so windy my hat blew away
Where it landed I cannot say
Now my head is full of goose bumps
It might be a case of the mumps
Breezy
05-15-2004, 08:31 PM
It was so windy my hat blew away
Where it landed I cannot say
Now my head is full of goose bumps
It might be a case of the mumps
Think I will stay home the rest of the day!:eek:
A little old lady drove fast
A little old lady drove fast
Shouting "Eureka" as she went past
A little old lady drove fast
Shouting "Eureka" as she went past
Tell me what had she found?
Breezy
05-16-2004, 06:50 AM
A little old lady drove fast
Shouting "Eureka" as she went past
Tell me what had she found?
A $100 bill laying on the ground
A little old lady drove fast
Shouting "Eureka" as she went past
Tell me what had she found?
A $100 bill laying on the ground
now she can pay her ticket at last
The Queen of hearts made some tarts
The Queen of hearts made some tarts
She made them from leftover parts
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The Queen of hearts made some tarts
She made them from leftover parts
The knave of hearts just had to steal some
Breezy
05-16-2004, 04:17 PM
The Queen of hearts made some tarts
She made them from leftover parts
The knave of hearts just had to steal some
And eat them before the Queen would come
The Queen of hearts made some tarts
She made them from leftover parts
The knave of hearts just had to steal some
And eat them before the Queen would come
Then off he ran to play some darts.
Fishing Season opened this day
Fishing Season opened this day
An excuse for the men to go out and play
L e s
05-16-2004, 06:24 PM
Fishing Season opened this day
An excuse for the men to go out and play
To the river we go
Fishing Season opened this day
An excuse for the men to go out and play
To the river we go
With refreshments in tow
Fishing Season opened this day
An excuse for the men to go out and play
To the river we go
With refreshments in tow
Until we catch the limit we'll stay.
How do you like to fix fish?
L e s
05-17-2004, 12:33 AM
How do you like to fix fish?
Would you eat from a plate or a dish?
How do you like to fix fish?
Would you eat from a plate or a dish?
Sauce, crumbs or batter?
How do you like to fix fish?
Would you eat from a plate or a dish?
Sauce, crumbs or batter?
It really doesn't matter
How do you like to fix fish?
Would you eat from a plate or a dish?
Sauce, crumbs or batter?
It really doesn't matter
Just parsley & lemon for garnish
So many meals I have cooked in my life
Breezy
05-17-2004, 06:32 AM
So many meals I have cooked in my life
Some steaks that you couldn't cut with a knife
So many meals I have cooked in my life
Some steaks that you couldn't cut with a knife
Beautiful sponge cakes, as hard as a rock
Breezy
05-17-2004, 06:44 AM
So many meals I have cooked in my life
Some steaks that you couldn't cut with a knife
Beautiful sponge cakes, as hard as a rock
Casseroles so bad they're refused by a hawk
So many meals I have cooked in my life
Some steaks that you couldn't cut with a knife
Beautiful sponge cakes, as hard as a rock
Casseroles so bad they're refused by a hawk
Rubber omelettes that brought nothing but strife
A young chef who once worked for Jamie
A young chef who once worked for Jamie
Fell in love with the beautiful Amie :)
A young chef who once worked for Jamie
Fell in love with the beautiful Amie
He made her such sweet dishes
Breezy
05-17-2004, 07:05 AM
A young chef who once worked for Jamie
Fell in love with the beautiful Amie
He made her such sweet dishes
And catered to her wishes
A young chef who once worked for Jamie
Fell in love with the beautiful Amie
He made her such sweet dishes
And catered to her wishes
And then took her out on a spree
The waiter was arrogant and rude
Breezy
05-17-2004, 07:14 AM
The waiter was arrogant and rude
Talk about a bad attitude!!!!
L e s
05-17-2004, 08:18 AM
The waiter was arrogant and rude
Talk about a bad attitude!!!!
He muttered and swore
The waiter was arrogant and rude
Talk about a bad attitude!!!!
He muttered and swore
So I walked out the door
The waiter was arrogant and rude
Talk about a bad attitude!!!!
He muttered and swore
So I walked out the door
I really never did like their food.
Graduation time again is here
Breezy
05-17-2004, 02:46 PM
Graduation time again is here
Summer time is getting near
L e s
05-17-2004, 05:20 PM
Graduation time again is here
Summer time is getting near
When school is out what will they do
Graduation time again is here
Summer time is getting near
When school is out what will they do
All those chores long overdue?
L e s
05-17-2004, 06:13 PM
Graduation time again is here
Summer time is getting near
When school is out what will they do
All those chores long overdue?
as usual leave them for me I fear
When boys and girls go out to play
When boys and girls go out to play
They often don't care if it's night or day
When boys and girls go out to play
They often don't care if it's night or day
Not a care in the world they'd stay out all night
When boys and girls go out to play
They often don't care if it's night or day
Not a care in the world they'd stay out all night
and not come in till the morning light
When boys and girls go out to play
They often don't care if it's night or day
Not a care in the world they'd stay out all night
and not come in till the morning light
Then sleep the rest of the day away!
Congratulations to Amie and Ryan
Breezy
05-17-2004, 09:54 PM
Congratulations to Amie and Ryan
Do not ask why cuz there's no pryin'
Congratulations to Amie and Ryan
Do not ask why cuz there's no pryin'
Both oustanding members of the week
Congratulations to Amie and Ryan
Do not ask why cuz there's no pryin'
Both oustanding members of the week
Answers to our queries they seek
Breezy
05-18-2004, 05:43 AM
Congratulations to Amie and Ryan
Do not ask why cuz there's no pryin'
Both oustanding members of the week
Answers to our queries they seek
All this work without hardly tryin'!
It has really been a chore
L e s
05-18-2004, 06:20 AM
It has really been a chore
Getting ready for the severn bore
(for more info)
http://www.severn-bore.co.uk/
http://www.severn-bore.co.uk/images/borewall.jpg
It has really been a chore
Getting ready for the severn bore
I'll be waiting for it 3rd of June
L e s
05-18-2004, 06:28 AM
It has really been a chore
Getting ready for the severn bore
I'll be waiting for it 3rd of June
to get so wet and look like a prune
Looks quite amazing Les :)
It has really been a chore
Getting ready for the severn bore
I'll be waiting for it 3rd of June
to get so wet and look like a prune
Don't laugh at me please I implore :cjlol:
Breezy
05-18-2004, 06:28 PM
The bluebird of happiness is coming your way
*you didn't leave us one, so I am going to start one! Hope it's OK! :whistle:
*Sorry Breezy - was too busy reading about the Severn Bore! :sneak:
The bluebird of happiness is coming your way
Hope nothing drops on your head if you get in its way
The bluebird of happiness is coming your way
Hope nothing drops on your head if you get in its way
There are several pairs nesting in our neck of the woods
The bluebird of happiness is coming your way
Hope nothing drops on your head if you get in its way
There are several pairs nesting in our neck of the woods
Now the winter is over, no rain and no floods
Breezy
05-19-2004, 06:23 AM
The bluebird of happiness is coming your way
Hope nothing drops on your head if you get in its way
There are several pairs nesting in our neck of the woods
Now the winter is over, no rain and no floods
The bluebirds will be here day after day!
An attitude of gratitude is a wonderful thing
An attitude of gratitude is a wonderful thing
And cuddly warm fuzzies to all it will bring
Breezy
05-19-2004, 06:32 AM
An attitude of gratitude is a wonderful thing
And cuddly warm fuzzies to all it will bring
The words that we say can build up or tear down
An attitude of gratitude is a wonderful thing
And cuddly warm fuzzies to all it will bring
The words that we say can build up or tear down
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown
Breezy
05-19-2004, 06:36 AM
An attitude of gratitude is a wonderful thing
And cuddly warm fuzzies to all it will bring
The words that we say can build up or tear down
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown
"Don't Worry Be Happy" is playing, let's sing!
Life is full of surprises and fun
Life is full of surprises and fun
Singing in rain or basking in sun
Breezy
05-19-2004, 06:49 AM
Life is full of surprises and fun
Singing in rain or basking in sun
Hurts and anger each have their part
Life is full of surprises and fun
Singing in rain or basking in sun
Hurts and anger each have their part
To bring you joy or sadden your heart
L e s
05-19-2004, 06:55 PM
Life is full of surprises and fun
Singing in rain or basking in sun
Hurts and anger each have their part
To bring you joy or sadden your heart
Just hope to be happy when your days are done.
When I came back to my car it had a ticket
When I came back to my car it had a ticket
What did I do that was so wicked?
When I came back to my car it had a ticket
What did I do that was so wicked?
I was only away for a pie and a bun
When I came back to my car it had a ticket
What did I do that was so wicked?
I was only away for a pie and a bun
Why did they have to spoil my fun?
When I came back to my car it had a ticket
What did I do that was so wicked?
I was only away for a pie and a bun
Why did they have to spoil my fun?
I could tell them just where to stick it
:tongue2:
Peeping round the corner a funny thing I saw
Peeping round the corner a funny thing I saw
It was so surprising, I nearly dropped my jaw
L e s
05-20-2004, 12:36 AM
Peeping round the corner a funny thing I saw
It was so surprising, I nearly dropped my jaw
With a rose between his teeth
Peeping round the corner a funny thing I saw
It was so surprising, I nearly dropped my jaw
With a rose between his teeth
He said "Hi my name is Keith"
Breezy
05-20-2004, 05:43 PM
Peeping round the corner a funny thing I saw
It was so surprising, I nearly dropped my jaw
With a rose between his teeth
He said "Hi my name is Keith"
And he came right up to me and offered me his paw!:cjlol:
My macaw is very mad at me
L e s
05-20-2004, 06:42 PM
My macaw is very mad at me
His feed had no seeds of sesame
My macaw is very mad at me
His feed had no seeds of sesame
He sulked and he pouted
My macaw is very mad at me
His feed had no seeds of sesame
He sulked and he pouted
Though I never doubted
My macaw is very mad at me
His feed had no seeds of sesame
He sulked and he pouted
Though I never doubted
That he would stay perched in his tree
There once was a girl from the city
There once was a girl from the city
They all thought that she was quite witty
Breezy
05-21-2004, 05:56 PM
There once was a girl from the city
They all thought that she was quite witty
She was fast with a line
There once was a girl from the city
They all thought that she was quite witty
She was fast with a line
Made then laugh all the time
There once was a girl from the city
They all thought that she was quite witty
She was fast with a line
Made then laugh all the time
Although she was quite a bitty twitty
She put on her bright pink woolly jumper
She put on her bright pink woolly jumper
With her flip-flops she sounded like Thumper
She put on her bright pink woolly jumper
With her flip-flops she sounded like Thumper
She sure looked a fright
Breezy
05-22-2004, 05:46 AM
She put on her bright pink woolly jumper
With her flip-flops she sounded like Thumper
She sure looked a fright
Chasing after her kite
Breezy
05-22-2004, 02:55 PM
She put on her bright pink woolly jumper
With her flip-flops she sounded like Thumper
She sure looked a fright
Chasing after her kite
Especially when she hit that back bumper!
It is time for me to leave here
It is time for me to leave here
I shall return soon, never you fear
Breezy
05-22-2004, 08:12 PM
It is time for me to leave here
I shall return soon, never you fear
I love this place so I'll not go far
It is time for me to leave here
I shall return soon, never you fear
I love this place so I'll not go far
(Maybe she found a new avatar)
Breezy
05-23-2004, 07:37 AM
It is time for me to leave here
I shall return soon, never you fear
I love this place so I'll not go far
(Maybe she found a new avatar)
And just slipping into a new gear!
It is Sunday and there is lots to do
It is Sunday and there is lots to do
But I am here, so where are you
It is Sunday and there is lots to do
But I am here, so where are you
Can't work outside-it's raining again
It is Sunday and there is lots to do
But I am here, so where are you
Can't work outside-it's raining again
This horrible weather is such a pain
It is Sunday and there is lots to do
But I am here, so where are you
Can't work outside-it's raining again
This horrible weather is such a pain
Must try to finish a project or two.
What do you like to cook on the grill?
Breezy
05-23-2004, 08:36 PM
What do you like to cook on the grill?
Cajun catfish if they'd ever stay still!
What do you like to cook on the grill?
Cajun catfish if they'd ever stay still!
Some corn on the cob, a garlic bulb or two
What do you like to cook on the grill?
Cajun catfish if they'd ever stay still!
Some corn on the cob, a garlic bulb or two
All that & some onions and mushrooms will do
Breezy
05-24-2004, 06:45 AM
What do you like to cook on the grill?
Cajun catfish if they'd ever stay still!
Some corn on the cob, a garlic bulb or two
All that & some onions and mushrooms will do
Dig in, enjoy and eat what you will!
It was a dark and dreary night
It was a dark and dreary night
The dogs did howl and the cats did fight
It was a dark and dreary night
The dogs did howl and the cats did fight
I snuggled down with a really good book
It was a dark and dreary night
The dogs did howl and the cats did fight
I snuggled down with a really good book
A night like this was what it took
Breezy
05-24-2004, 06:06 PM
It was a dark and dreary night
The dogs did howl and the cats did fight
I snuggled down with a really good book
A night like this was what it took
For me to see the light!
A day like this is what I dread
A day like this is what I dread
I guess I'd better forge ahead
A day like this is what I dread
I guess I'd better forge ahead
And grin although I'm feeling rough
A day like this is what I dread
I guess I'd better forge ahead
And grin although I'm feeling rough
Life goes on even though it's tough
A day like this is what I dread
I guess I'd better forge ahead
And grin although I'm feeling rough
Life goes on even though it's tough
Even though I'm feeling heels over head
She downloaded the missing link
She downloaded the missing link
But when it arrived it made her think
She downloaded the missing link
But when it arrived it made her think
If this link (linc?)was the key
Breezy
05-25-2004, 05:26 AM
She downloaded the missing link
But when it arrived it made her think
If this link (linc?)was the key
It's been an awesome help to me
She downloaded the missing link
But when it arrived it made her think
If this link (linc?)was the key
It's been an awesome help to me
But she let it drain down the sink
He came for a day but stayed for a week
He came for a day but stayed for a week
I think that showed quite a bit of cheek
He came for a day but stayed for a week
I think that showed quite a bit of cheek
He ate all my food and drank all by beer
He came for a day but stayed for a week
I think that showed quite a bit of cheek
He ate all my food and drank all by beer
After he left, we gave a loud cheer
He came for a day but stayed for a week
I think that showed quite a bit of cheek
He ate all my food and drank all by beer
After he left, we gave a loud cheer
And I'm changing the locks as I speak.
To overstay your welcome is a sin
To overstay your welcome is a sin
So please think of this before I let you in
To overstay your welcome is a sin
So please think of this before I let you in
Just bring plenty of chocolates and money
To overstay your welcome is a sin
So please think of this before I let you in
Just bring plenty of chocolates and money
To come empty handed is not funny
To overstay your welcome is a sin
So please think of this before I let you in
Just bring plenty of chocolates and money
To come empty handed is not funny
And you may just end up in the bin
As she listened to The Best of UB40
As she listened to The Best of UB40
She began to think of something naughty
As she listened to The Best of UB40
She began to think of something naughty
What that was we won't mention
As she listened to The Best of UB40
She began to think of something naughty
What that was we won't mention
It involved her sugar daddy and his pension
As she listened to The Best of UB40
She began to think of something naughty
What that was we won't mention
It involved her sugar daddy and his pension
And actions euphemistically 'sporty' ;)
The neon light glowed eerily in the fog
The neon light glowed eerily in the fog
It really spooked her little dog
Breezy
05-26-2004, 06:38 PM
The neon light glowed eerily in the fog
It really spooked her little dog
He ran around in circles and began to bark
The neon light glowed eerily in the fog
It really spooked her little dog
He ran around in circles and began to bark
At a lumbering shape which appeared from the dark
Breezy
05-26-2004, 06:54 PM
The neon light glowed eerily in the fog
It really spooked her little dog
He ran around in circles and began to bark
At a lumbering shape which appeared from the dark
And it turns out it was only a log!
It is hump day and I am really beat
It is hump day and I am really beat
I 'd better soon get off of my feet
It is hump day and I am really beat
I 'd better soon get off of my feet
Kick off my shoes and make a 'cuppa'
L e s
05-27-2004, 05:54 AM
It is hump day and I am really beat
I 'd better soon get off of my feet
Kick off my shoes and make a 'cuppa'
Where's the day gone it's time for supper
It is hump day and I am really beat
I 'd better soon get off of my feet
Kick off my shoes and make a 'cuppa'
Where's the day gone it's time for supper
Curl up before the telly and eat
Once up a time in the land of dreams
Breezy
05-27-2004, 06:48 AM
Once up a time in the land of dreams
Things were never what they seemed
Once up a time in the land of dreams
Things were never what they seemed
Yellow was red and I was afraid
Once up a time in the land of dreams
Things were never what they seemed
Yellow was red and I was afraid
It was midnight, but sunny in the shade
Breezy
05-27-2004, 06:15 PM
Once up a time in the land of dreams
Things were never what they seemed
Yellow was red and I was afraid
It was midnight, but sunny in the shade
And I was coming apart at the seams!
I once saw a dog who had eyes of blue
L e s
05-27-2004, 06:30 PM
I once saw a dog who had eyes of blue
And he belonged to a boy named Sue
I once saw a dog who had eyes of blue
And he belonged to a boy named Sue
He loved playing with Frisbees®
I once saw a dog who had eyes of blue
And he belonged to a boy named Sue
He loved playing with Frisbees®
And caught them with great ease
I once saw a dog who had eyes of blue
And he belonged to a boy named Sue
He loved playing with Frisbees®
And caught them with great ease
He also played with an old tennis shoe.
Memorial Day weekend begins today
Breezy
05-28-2004, 06:15 PM
Memorial Day weekend begins today
Our veterans will have much to say
Memorial Day weekend begins today
Our veterans will have much to say
They deserve all our gratitude
Breezy
05-29-2004, 07:59 AM
Memorial Day weekend begins today
Our veterans will have much to say
They deserve all our gratitude
And really don't need our negative attitudes
Memorial Day weekend begins today
Our veterans will have much to say
They deserve all our gratitude
And really don't need our negative attitudes
We thank you daily-not just in May.
It seems like these rains will continue to fall
Breezy
05-29-2004, 08:41 PM
It seems like these rains will continue to fall
I am getting so tired of it all!
It seems like these rains will continue to fall
I am getting so tired of it all!
My back is aching from pulling those weeds
It seems like these rains will continue to fall
I am getting so tired of it all!
My back is aching from pulling those weeds
At least the rain will help grow the seeds
Breezy
05-30-2004, 07:44 AM
It seems like these rains will continue to fall
I am getting so tired of it all!
My back is aching from pulling those weeds
At least the rain will help grow the seeds
The flowers and shrubs are growing so TALL!
Another Sunday comes around
Another Sunday comes around
Along with a holiday Monday-I found
Breezy
05-30-2004, 04:39 PM
Another Sunday comes around
Along with a holiday Monday-I found
I can relax and take it slow
L e s
05-30-2004, 05:16 PM
Another Sunday comes around
Along with a holiday Monday-I found
I can relax and take it slow
But where she's gone I do not know
Breezy
05-30-2004, 06:12 PM
Another Sunday comes around
Along with a holiday Monday-I found
I can relax and take it slow
But where she's gone I do not know
Perhaps we need to get a hound!
My little birdie has flown away
Sacred Eyes
05-30-2004, 06:32 PM
My little birdie has flown away
I saw her pass by my window last Thursday
Going east through the air on Mulholland drive
Doing loops and spins in the air and executed
the perfect swan dive then......
My little birdie has flown away
I saw her pass by my window last Thursday
I sit and wait for her return
Breezy
05-31-2004, 06:27 PM
My little birdie has flown away
I saw her pass by my window last Thursday
I sit and wait for her return
As I wait my stomach churns
My little birdie has flown away
I saw her pass by my window last Thursday
I sit and wait for her return
As I wait my stomach churns
Oh please come home to me I pray
I'm glad I'm not a centipede
I'm glad I'm not a centipede
and keep track of all the feet I need
I'm glad I'm not a centipede
and keep track of all the feet I need
Athletes foot would be a pain
L e s
06-01-2004, 04:03 AM
I'm glad I'm not a centipede
and keep track of all the feet I need
Athletes foot would be a pain
To dust those toes again and again
I'm glad I'm not a centipede
and keep track of all the feet I need
Athletes foot would be a pain
To dust those toes again and again
Before I'm able to proceed
Tiptoeing through the tulips one night
Breezy
06-01-2004, 07:00 AM
Tiptoeing through the tulips one night
I ran into Tiny Tim and he was a fright!
Tiptoeing through the tulips one night
I ran into Tiny Tim and he was a fright!
Maybe seeing Elvis gave him a jolt
Breezy
06-01-2004, 05:04 PM
Tiptoeing through the tulips one night
I ran into Tiny Tim and he was a fright!:eek:
Maybe seeing Elvis gave him a jolt
Cuz he looked like he was riding a lightning bolt!
Tiptoeing through the tulips one night
I ran into Tiny Tim and he was a fright!
Maybe seeing Elvis gave him a jolt
Cuz he looked like he was riding a lightning bolt!
I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw some daylight!
Dolphins are intriguing creatures of the seas
Dolphins are intriguing creatures of the seas
They swim and they talk with great expertise
Dolphins are intriguing creatures of the seas
They swim and they talk with great expertise
To watch them perform is awe-inspiring
Dolphins are intriguing creatures of the seas
They swim and they talk with great expertise
To watch them perform is awe-inspiring
As they twist and leap without ever tiring
Dolphins are intriguing creatures of the seas
They swim and they talk with great expertise
To watch them perform is awe-inspiring
As they twist and leap without ever tiring
Protect their habitats so they can thrive and increase!
This global warming is causing much pain
It's bringing heavy flooding and lots of rain
Breezy
06-02-2004, 05:37 PM
This global warming is causing much pain
It's bringing heavy flooding and lots of rain
It's so hot already and its only spring
This global warming is causing much pain
It's bringing heavy flooding and lots of rain
It's so hot already and its only spring
The mosquitoes are dining on the wing
Breezy
06-02-2004, 05:57 PM
This global warming is causing much pain
It's bringing heavy flooding and lots of rain
It's so hot already and its only spring
The mosquitoes are dining on the wing
And the insanity of it all is warping my brain!
The day at work is over now
The day at work is over now
Have worked hard so I'll take a bow
The day at work is over now
I survived but don't know how
Breezy
06-03-2004, 05:14 AM
The day at work is over now
I survived but don't know how
Getting rest is what I need
The day at work is over now
I survived but don't know how
Getting rest is what I need
Time to meditate and read
L e s
06-03-2004, 04:26 PM
The day at work is over now
I survived but don't know how
Getting rest is what I need
Time to meditate and read
For tomorrow it's back to the plough
The Sun was shining here today
Breezy
06-03-2004, 04:40 PM
The Sun was shining here today
I didn't let nothing get in my way
L e s
06-03-2004, 04:42 PM
The Sun was shining here today
I didn't let nothing get in my way
Did the dusting, ironing too
Breezy
06-03-2004, 04:45 PM
The Sun was shining here today
I didn't let nothing get in my way
Did the dusting, ironing too
In spite of the fact that I have the flu
L e s
06-03-2004, 06:20 PM
The Sun was shining here today
I didn't let nothing get in my way
Did the dusting, ironing too
In spite of the fact that I have the flu
just off now for a roll in the hay
when the potman knocked on the door
Breezy
06-04-2004, 05:02 AM
when the potman knocked on the door
He rapped so hard, I hit the floor
when the potman knocked on the door
He rapped so hard, I hit the floor
I ordered him to clean the pumps
Breezy
06-05-2004, 06:57 AM
when the potman knocked on the door
He rapped so hard, I hit the floor
I ordered him to clean the pumps
To take the oatmeal and throw out the lumps
when the potman knocked on the door
He rapped so hard, I hit the floor
I ordered him to clean the pumps
To take the oatmeal and throw out the lumps
I dont really know what he came here for!
A capsizing kayak is not very funny
Breezy
06-05-2004, 07:54 AM
A capsizing kayak is not very funny
One summer I almost lost my honey
A capsizing kayak is not very funny
One summer I almost lost my honey
Wearing life jackets is mandatory
Breezy
06-05-2004, 08:58 PM
A capsizing kayak is not very funny
One summer I almost lost my honey
Wearing life jackets is mandatory
What till you hear all of this story!
A capsizing kayak is not very funny
One summer I almost lost my honey
Wearing life jackets is mandatory
What till you hear all of this story!
Please tell it to us--here is my money!
Breezy has a tale that needs to be told
Breezy
06-06-2004, 04:12 PM
Breezy has a tale that needs to be told
Going to the river to pan for gold
Breezy has a tale that needs to be told
Going to the river to pan for gold
Amongst the dust are nuggets so bright
Breezy has a tale that needs to be told
Going to the river to pan for gold
Amongst the dust are nuggets so bright
Glittering and sparkling in the light
Breezy has a tale that needs to be told
Going to the river to pan for gold
Amongst the dust are nuggets so bright
Glittering and sparkling in the light
Like friends we keep and can never be sold
Over the hill marched a long line of llamas
Breezy
06-07-2004, 05:11 AM
Over the hill marched a long line of llamas
Amazingly they were all wearing pajamas!
Over the hill marched a long line of llamas
Amazingly they were all wearing pajamas!
There were striped ones and spotted
Breezy
06-07-2004, 05:22 AM
Over the hill marched a long line of llamas
Amazingly they were all wearing pajamas!
There were striped ones and spotted
And some were polka-dotted!
Over the hill marched a long line of llamas
Amazingly they were all wearing pajamas!
There were striped ones and spotted
And some were polka-dotted!
They were off for a holiday in the Bahamas
Oh Breezy is too fast for me
Breezy
06-07-2004, 05:35 AM
Oh Breezy is too fast for me
Breezin' right past, did you see?
Oh Breezy is too fast for me
Breezin' right past, did you see?
Just like a tornado she passes by
Breezy
06-07-2004, 05:38 AM
Oh Breezy is too fast for me
Breezin' right past, did you see?
Just like a tornado she passes by
Doesn't even take time to say hi!
Oh Breezy is too fast for me
Breezin' right past, did you see?
Just like a tornado she passes by
Doesn't even take time to say hi!
Though I call after her like a Banshee :)
Early one morning before the sparrows woke
Breezy
06-07-2004, 06:13 AM
Early one morning before the sparrows woke
I went straight to the refrigerator and grabbed a Coke
Early one morning before the sparrows woke
I went straight to the refrigerator and grabbed a Coke
Found a bagel too that I could munch
carolj100
06-07-2004, 08:26 AM
Early one morning before the sparrows woke
I went straight to the refrigerator and grabbed a Coke
Found a bagel too that I could munch
Then fixed some carrots for my lunch
Early one morning before the sparrows woke
I went straight to the refrigerator and grabbed a Coke
Found a bagel too that I could munch
Then fixed some carrots for my lunch
And had a picnic under our great big oak.
The winds are gusting with great force
Breezy
06-07-2004, 04:52 PM
The winds are gusting with great force
It is blowing our sailboat off course!
The winds are gusting with great force
It is blowing our sailboat off course!
It's time to return to our home port
Breezy
06-07-2004, 05:30 PM
The winds are gusting with great force
It is blowing our sailboat way off course!
It's time to return to our home port
Looks like we'll have to go to court
L e s
06-07-2004, 06:21 PM
The winds are gusting with great force
It is blowing our sailboat way off course!
It's time to return to our home port
Looks like we'll have to go to court
I wish I'd learned to read in morse
I spoke to a friend I've never seen
I spoke to a friend I've never seen
We've been pen pals since I was eighteen
I spoke to a friend I've never seen
We've been pen pals since I was eighteen
I am now ninety five
Breezy
06-08-2004, 05:07 AM
I spoke to a friend I've never seen
We've been pen pals since I was eighteen
I am now ninety five
And totally amazed I am still alive http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_8_138.gif
I spoke to a friend I've never seen
We've been pen pals since I was eighteen
I am now ninety five
And totally amazed I am still alive
Methinks it was all just a dream :)
I once went for a ride in a balloon
I once went for a ride in a balloon
It seemed like a trip that might end on the moon
carolj100
06-08-2004, 08:41 AM
I once went for a ride in a balloon
It seemed like a trip that might end on the moon
We flew up so high
I once went for a ride in a balloon
It seemed like a trip that might end on the moon
We flew up so high
I felt I could touch the sky
Breezy
06-08-2004, 04:32 PM
I once went for a ride in a balloon
It seemed like a trip that might end on the moon
We flew up so high
I felt I could touch the sky
And we want be back any time soon!
Got my hair in a ponytail today
Got my hair in a ponytail today
It's so much cooler to wear it this way
Breezy
06-08-2004, 08:03 PM
Got my hair in a ponytail today
It's so much cooler to wear it this way
Colorful scrunchies I love to wear
Got my hair in a ponytail today
It's so much cooler to wear it this way
Colorful scrunchies I love to wear
Pink, green or blue I don't care
Breezy
06-09-2004, 06:38 AM
Got my hair in a ponytail today
It's so much cooler to wear it this way
Colorful scrunchies I love to wear
Pink, green or blue I don't care
Wear it how I like regardless of what others say!
Today is the middle of the week
Today is the middle of the week
As towards the weekend we creep
Breezy
06-09-2004, 06:46 AM
Today is the middle of the week
As towards the weekend we creep
Looking forward to Friday arriving
Today is the middle of the week
As towards the weekend we creep
Looking forward to Friday arriving
Must stay at work - not keep on skiving ;)
Breezy
06-09-2004, 06:54 AM
Today is the middle of the week
As towards the weekend we creep
Looking forward to Friday arriving
Must stay at work - not keep on skiving ;)
Cuz the paperwork's getting deep! http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/4419.gif
A young girl took a long walk
A young girl took a long walk
Looking for someone to talk
A young girl took a long walk
Looking for someone to talk
She encountered the postman
Breezy
06-09-2004, 05:00 PM
A young girl took a long walk
Looking for someone to talk
She encountered the postman
Who gently took her hand
A young girl took a long walk
Looking for someone to talk
She encountered the postman
Who gently took her hand
Until they were dive bombed by a hawk
The camera they say never lies
Breezy
06-09-2004, 05:05 PM
The camera they say never lies
So duck when a cameraman walks by
The camera they say never lies
So duck when a cameraman walks by
Illusions can be shattered
Breezy
06-09-2004, 05:29 PM
The camera they say never lies
So duck when a cameraman walks by
Illusions can be shattered
When reality seems so battered
The camera they say never lies
So duck when a cameraman walks by
Illusions can be shattered
When reality seems so battered
It enough to make you just cry :(
Computers can be so frustrating
Breezy
06-09-2004, 05:44 PM
Computers can be so frustrating
I am glad they are not alive and pulsating
Computers can be so frustrating
I am glad they are not alive and pulsating
Once or twice I've killed mine
Breezy
06-10-2004, 06:30 AM
Computers can be so frustrating
I am glad they are not alive and pulsating
Once or twice I've killed mine
And then I couldn't get online
Computers can be so frustrating
I am glad they are not alive and pulsating
Once or twice I've killed mine
And then I couldn't get online
Terrible tantrums creating:hairpull:
When the phone rang I dropped a potato
Breezy
06-10-2004, 06:36 AM
When the phone rang I dropped a potato
When my boyfriend asked me on a date-o
When the phone rang I dropped a potato
When my boyfriend asked me on a date-o
Excitement was rising
Breezy
06-10-2004, 06:38 AM
When the phone rang I dropped a potato
When my boyfriend asked me on a date-o
Excitement was rising
His request was surprising
When the phone rang I dropped a potato
When my boyfriend asked me on a date-o
Excitement was rising
His request was surprising
That spud should have been on a plate-o
Oh dear Breezy these are getting worse! :)
She fell off her chair with a thump
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