Limericks

[Breezy]

She fell off her chair with a thump
While watching Forrest Gump

*I rather enjoy them!:wink:

[Eve]

so do I:D
She fell off her chair with a thump
While watching Forrest Gump
As she sprawled on the floor

[Breezy]

She fell off her chair with a thump
While watching Forrest Gump
As she sprawled on the floor
There was a knock on the door


*gotta go, catch ya later..... http://www.click-smilies.de/usersmilies/einzelusersmilies/eclipsee_steering.gif

[Eve]

She fell off her chair with a thump
While watching Forrest Gump
As she sprawled on the floor
There was a knock on the door
It was the man from beyond the black stump

Small things can brighten the bleakest day

[Breezy]

Small things can brighten the bleakest day
While sitting on the dock of the bay

[Eve]

Small things can brighten the bleakest day
While sitting on the dock of the bay
A bright bird passing by,a kind word or a smile

[L e s]

Small things can brighten the bleakest day
While sitting on the dock of the bay
A bright bird passing by,a kind word or a smile
Can AIM for a target from many a mile

[Eve]

Small things can brighten the bleakest day
While sitting on the dock of the bay
A bright bird passing by,a kind word or a smile
Can AIM for a target from many a mile
And chase all your worries away

The cat was sick in the middle of the night

[L e s]

The cat was sick in the middle of the night
And boy o boy did it give me a fright

[Eve]

The cat was sick in the middle of the night
And boy o boy did it give me a fright
I walked in to the door

[Breezy]

The cat was sick in the middle of the night
And boy o boy did it give me a fright
I walked in to the door
It was sprawled out on the floor

[MaKa]

The cat was sick in the middle of the night
And boy o boy did it give me a fright
I walked in to the door
It was sprawled out on the floor-
The vet said she'll soon be all right!


There've been 7 rain-free days since beginning of May

[Breezy]

There've been 7 rain-free days since beginning of May
I just wish it would rain one of these days

[MaKa]

There've been 7 rain-free days since beginning of May
I just wish it would rain one of these days
There seems to be no in-between

[Breezy]

There've been 7 rain-free days since beginning of May
I just wish it would rain one of these days
There seems to be no in-between
Either dry as a bone or a total rainy scene

[MaKa]

There've been 7 rain-free days since beginning of May
I just wish it would rain one of these days
There seems to be no in-between
Either dry as a bone or a total rainy scene
Maybe doing a rain dance would help in some way.



Those Segways look like they're much fun to ride

[Breezy]

Those Segways look like they're much fun to ride
I wonder if the children would be fit to be tied

[MaKa]

Those Segways look like they're much fun to ride
I wonder if the children would be fit to be tied
To see their elders scoot away

[L e s]

Those Segways look like they're much fun to ride
I wonder if the children would be fit to be tied
To see their elders scoot away
Then just ride and ride away the day

[MaKa]

Those Segways look like they're much fun to ride
I wonder if the children would be fit to be tied
To see their elders scoot away
Then just ride and ride away the day
It's clearly something that should be tried!


The mosquitoes have commandeered the garden

[Breezy]

The mosquitoes have commandeered the garden
Everything they touch seems to harden

[MaKa]

The mosquitoes have commandeered the garden
Everything they touch seems to harden
Toads, dragonflies and birds could help control them

[Breezy]

The mosquitoes have commandeered the garden
Everything they touch seems to harden
Toads, dragonflies and birds could help control them
But how does one convince them to eat'em

[L e s]

The mosquitoes have commandeered the garden
Everything they touch seems to harden
Toads, dragonflies and birds could help control them
But how does one convince them to eat'em
when they burp and say 'beg your pardon



A long drive today in the car

[Breezy]

A long drive today in the car
I hate when I have to go far

[MaKa]

A long drive today in the car
I hate when I have to go far
It's good to be back home

[thelindaj]

A long drive today in the car
I hate when I have to go far
It's good to be back home
No more will I roam

[Breezy]

A long drive today in the car
I hate when I have to go far
It's good to be back home
No more will I roam
Time to put my hand in the cookie jar!

I got up early today

[Eve]

I got up early today
Knowing I must go away

[Breezy]

I got up early today
Knowing I must go away
So I packed up my bags

[Eve]

I got up early today
Knowing I must go away
So I packed up my bags
And waved a few flags

[Breezy]

I got up early today
Knowing I must go away
So I packed up my bags
And waved a few flags
And soon I was on my way!

The stillness of the morning

[Eve]

The stillness of the morning
Can give joy without warning

[Breezy]

The stillness of the morning
Can give joy without warning
The quiet soothes my heart

[Eve]

The stillness of the morning
Can give joy without warning
The quiet soothes my heart
Gives the day a good start

[Breezy]

The stillness of the morning
Can give joy without warning
The quiet soothes my heart
Gives the day a good start
Like a blanket on a cold night, I find it warming!

I am just so hot!

[MaKa]

I am just so hot!
Sit in front of the fan a lot-

[Breezy]

I am just so hot!
Sit in front of the fan a lot-
What I wouldn't do for a nice sea breeze

[Eve]

I am just so hot!
Sit in front of the fan a lot-
What I wouldn't do for a nice sea breeze
Breezy come down here if you want to freeze!

[Breezy]

I am just so hot!
Sit in front of the fan a lot-
What I wouldn't do for a nice sea breeze
Breezy come down here if you want to freeze!
I'm heading there now and bringing my cot!

It is time for me to go

[MaKa]

It is time for me to go
To catch the late, late show

[Breezy]

It is time for me to go
To catch the late, late show
I need a laugh so here I am

[Eve]

It is time for me to go
To catch the late, late show
I need a laugh so here I am
In the games room I'm a fan

[Breezy]

It is time for me to go
To catch the late, late show
I need a laugh so here I am
In the games room I'm a fan
I like to see what I know!

I like the coolness of early dawn

[Eve]

I like the coolness of early dawn
Walking barefoot on the lawn

[carolj100]

I like the coolness of early dawn
Walking barefoot on the lawn
Until on a pricker I do step

[MaKa]

I like the coolness of early dawn
Walking barefoot on the lawn
Until on a pricker I do step
Now I'm limping without any pep

[Breezy]

I like the coolness of early dawn
Walking barefoot on the lawn
Until on a pricker I do step
Now I'm limping without any pep
My energy is totally gone!


She sailed a way

[Eve]

She sailed a way
To where who can say

[Breezy]

She sailed a way
To where who can say
She just needed to leave this place

[MaKa]

She sailed a way
To where who can say
She just needed to leave this place
In order to escape disgrace

[Breezy]

She sailed a way
To where who can say
She just needed to leave this place
In order to escape disgrace
Maybe she'll return another day!

A beautiful girl named Sue

[Eve]

A beautiful girl named Sue
Decided to dye her hair blue

[Breezy]

A beautiful girl named Sue
Decided to dye her hair blue
She needed a change

[MaKa]

A beautiful girl named Sue
Decided to dye her hair blue
She needed a change
From just plain 'orange'

[Breezy]

A beautiful girl named Sue
Decided to dye her hair blue
She needed a change
From just plain 'orange'
And in the end totally changed hues!

There once was a woman from the dairy

[MaKa]

There once was a woman from the dairy
Whose name was 'Buttermilk Mairy'

[Breezy]

There once was a woman from the dairy
Whose name was 'Buttermilk Mairy'
While milking the cows she sat on a stool

[MaKa]

There once was a woman from the dairy
Whose name was 'Buttermilk Mairy'
While milking the cows she sat on a stool
Making certain the milk was kept quite cool

[Eve]

There once was a woman from the dairy
Whose name was 'Buttermilk Mairy'
While milking the cows she sat on a stool
Making certain the milk was kept quite cool
And twittering like a canary

My pantry door fell off last night

[Breezy]

My pantry door fell off last night
It must have been a disturbing sight

[Eve]

My pantry door fell off last night
It must have been a disturbing sight
Some thought it amusing

[Breezy]

My pantry door fell off last night
It must have been a disturbing sight
Some thought it amusing
I found it very confusing

[MaKa]

My pantry door fell off last night
It must have been a disturbing sight
Some thought it amusing
I found it very confusing
Hubby has to re-attach it right.


Cicadas will have a huge hatch this year

[L e s]

Cicadas will have a huge hatch this year
And the birds, will grin from ear to ear

[MaKa]

Cicadas will have a huge hatch this year
And the birds, will grin from ear to ear
They will strip all the leaves from plants and trees

[Breezy]

Cicadas will have a huge hatch this year
And the birds, will grin from ear to ear
They will strip all the leaves from plants and trees
So they can get to the cicadas and feed

[Eve]

Cicadas will have a huge hatch this year
And the birds, will grin from ear to ear
They will strip all the leaves from plants and trees
So they can get to the cicadas and feed
And then they will just disappear

One fine day a witch came a calling

[L e s]

One fine day a witch came a calling
She fell through the roof with her broomstick stalling

[Breezy]

One fine day a witch came a calling
She fell through the roof with her broomstick stalling
She was very upset

[L e s]

One fine day a witch came a calling
She fell through the roof with her broomstick stalling
She was very upset
because of who she had met

[Breezy]

One fine day a witch came a calling
She fell through the roof with her broomstick stalling
She was very upset
because of who she had met
And left the building bawling!

One fine day a prince came to town

[carolj100]

One fine day a prince came to town;
He searched and searched, up and down.

[MaKa]

One fine day a prince came to town;
He searched and searched, up and down.
His horse needed oats and water

[Eve]

One fine day a prince came to town;
He searched and searched, up and down.
His horse needed oats and water
He asked the King's lovely daughter

[Breezy]

One fine day a prince came to town;
He searched and searched, up and down.
His horse needed oats and water
He asked the King's lovely daughter
Who only gave him a frown!

Did you see that! the policeman said

[MaKa]

Did you see that! the policeman said
You're blocking traffic ahead

[Breezy]

"Did you see that!", the policeman said
You're blocking traffic ahead
You really need to move your car!

[MaKa]

"Did you see that!", the policeman said
You're blocking traffic ahead
You really need to move your car!
Pull alongside that red Windstar

[Breezy]

"Did you see that!", the policeman said
You're blocking traffic ahead
You really need to move your car!
Pull alongside that red Windstar
Before someone loses their head!

One day while I was still at work

[Eve]

One day while I was still at work
In came the boss with quite a smirk

[Breezy]

One day while I was still at work
In came the boss with quite a smirk
I wondered what was on his mind

[L e s]

One day while I was still at work
In came the boss with quite a smirk
I wondered what was on his mind
He said I was about to find

[MaKa]

One day while I was still at work
In came the boss with quite a smirk
I wondered what was on his mind
He said I was about to find
A special new kind of perk!



There a bears moving into our 'burbs'

[Breezy]

There are bears moving into our 'burbs
They are taking over the curbs!

[L e s]

There are bears moving into our 'burbs
They are taking over the curbs!
Looking through gardens and bins

[Breezy]

There are bears moving into our 'burbs
They are taking over the curbs!
Looking through gardens and bins
Seeing what trouble they can get in!

[MaKa]

There are bears moving into our 'burbs'
They are taking over the curbs!
Looking through gardens and bins
Seeing what trouble they can get in!
Feasting on honey, garbage and herbs.


Who wants to take a jaunt into space?

[Breezy]

Who wants to take a jaunt into space?
I want to get out of this place!

[MaKa]

Who wants to take a jaunt into space?
I want to get out of this place!
Make reservations on SpaceShipOne

[L e s]

Who wants to take a jaunt into space?
I want to get out of this place!
Make reservations on SpaceShipOne
Just don't fly too close to the Sun

[MaKa]

Who wants to take a jaunt into space?
I want to get out of this place!
Make reservations on SpaceShipOne
Just don't fly too close to the Sun
And put sunscreen on your face!



Everyone's Bar-B-Q is fired up

[Breezy]

Everyone's Bar-B-Q is fired up
Got some BBQ sauce and need a cup

[L e s]

Everyone's Bar-B-Q is fired up
Got some BBQ sauce and need a cup
Feeling hungry like a horse

[MaKa]

Everyone's Bar-B-Q is fired up
Got some BBQ sauce and need a cup
Feeling hungry like a horse
There'll be oats galore, of course

[Breezy]

Everyone's Bar-B-Q is fired up
Got some BBQ sauce and need a cup
Feeling hungry like a horse
There'll be oats galore, of course
Ring the dinner bell, it's time to sup!

While walking to the store on day

[MaKa]

While walking to the store on day
I saw a donkey munching hay

[L e s]

While walking to the store on day
I saw a donkey munching hay
He had eaten quite a lot

[MaKa]

While walking to the store on day
I saw a donkey munching hay
He had eaten quite a lot
And was feeling tired and hot
__________________

[Breezy]

While walking to the store one day
I saw a donkey munching hay
He had eaten quite a lot
And was feeling tired and hot
So he just up and ran away!

People are funny, have you heard?

[MaKa]

People are funny, have you heard?
Please tell me about it, I won't say a word!

[Eve]

People are funny, have you heard?
Please tell me about it, I won't say a word!
Funny peculiar or funny haha?

[Breezy]

People are funny, have you heard?
Please tell me about it, I won't say a word!
Funny peculiar or funny haha?
Funny just like my grandpapa!

[MaKa]

People are funny, have you heard?
Please tell me about it, I won't say a word!
Funny peculiar or funny haha?
Funny just like my grandpapa!
Kitty sat on his lap and purred and purred.


What happened to our summer today?

[L e s]

What happened to our summer today
I went out to gather some hay

[MaKa]

What happened to our summer today
I went out to gather some hay
It feels like September, that's not what we like

[Breezy]

What happened to our summer today
I went out to gather some hay
It feels like September, that's not what we like
But, I decided to take a hike

[MaKa]

What happened to our summer today
I went out to gather some hay
It feels like September, that's not what we like
But, I decided to take a hike
And search for morels along the way.


The kids are looking for summer work

[Breezy]

The kids are looking for summer work
Head out the door, then turn with a jerk

[MaKa]

The kids are looking for summer work
Head out the door, then turn with a jerk
The lawns need mowing, the gardens-weeding

[Breezy]

The kids are looking for summer work
Head out the door, then turn with a jerk
The lawns need mowing, the gardens-weeding
The parents are doing some major pleading

[MaKa]

The kids are looking for summer work
Head out the door, then turn with a jerk
The lawns need mowing, the gardens-weeding
The parents are doing some major pleading
These jobs need doing, so better not shirk.


A lot of folk are hauling boats to the lake

[L e s]

A lot of folk are hauling boats to the lake
some with cameras, their photos to take

[MaKa]

A lot of folk are hauling boats to the lake
some with cameras, their photos to take
Life jackets, coolers, fishing gear are aboard

[Eve]

A lot of folk are hauling boats to the lake
some with cameras, their photos to take
Life jackets, coolers, fishing gear are aboard
Check the cupboards where chocolate is stored

[L e s]

A lot of folk are hauling boats to the lake
some with cameras, their photos to take
Life jackets, coolers, fishing gear are aboard
Check the cupboards where chocolate is stored
Lets catch fish for that pie we will bake


Is it Monday, Sunday or could it be both

[Squirrelnutz]

Tomorrow brings such terrible things

[MaKa]

Is it Monday, Sunday or could it be both
It really depends on where one 'goeth'






Are we in different threads together,Squirrelnutz?

[Eve]

Is it Monday, Sunday or could it be both
It really depends on where one 'goeth'
If you're down under you are one day ahead

[MaKa]

Is it Monday, Sunday or could it be both
It really depends on where one 'goeth'
If you're down under you are one day ahead
When you're getting up, we're going to bed.

[Breezy]

Is it Monday, Sunday or could it be both
It really depends on where one 'goeth'
If you're down under you are one day ahead
When you're getting up, we're going to bed.
Might as well go to the coasth! :tongue2:

*that was a toughie!:wink:

Being at the race is an exciting thing

[MaKa]

Being at the race is an exciting thing
Watching those ponies makes my heart sing

[L e s]

Being at the race is an exciting thing
Watching those ponies makes my heart sing
The runners and riders how fast they all go

[Breezy]

One's not likely to see anything slow

[MaKa]

Breezy, would you please re-format your reply?
Thanks.
MaKa

[Breezy]

Being at the race is an exciting thing
Watching those ponies makes my heart sing
The runners and riders how fast they all go
A lot faster than me, my mind is so slow

[MaKa]

Being at the race is an exciting thing
Watching those ponies makes my heart sing
The runners and riders how fast they all go
A lot faster than me, my mind is so slow
To follow the action is most inspiring.


What shall we prepare for the 4th of July?

[Eve]

What shall we prepare for the 4th of July?
Maybe some fireworks to light up the sky

[Breezy]

What shall we prepare for the 4th of July?
Maybe some fireworks to light up the sky
Sparklers are fun and much safer too

[MaKa]

What shall we prepare for the 4th of July?
Maybe some fireworks to light up the sky
Sparklers are fun and much safer too
Ribs, slaw, potato salad-there's much to do

[Breezy]

What shall we prepare for the 4th of July?
Maybe some fireworks to light up the sky
Sparklers are fun and much safer too
Ribs, slaw, potato salad-there's much to do
Enjoy the day, do not let it pass you by!

Once upon a midnight dreary

[MaKa]

Once upon a midnight dreary
I lay in bed feeling tired and weary

[Breezy]

Once upon a midnight dreary
I lay in bed feeling tired and weary
Trying to sleep but sleep would not come

[Jan*]

Once upon a midnight dreary
I lay in bed feeling tired and weary
Trying to sleep but sleep would not come
I had walked that day 'till my feet were numb

[MaKa]

Once upon a midnight dreary
I lay in bed feeling tired and weary
Trying to sleep but sleep would not come
I had walked that day 'till my feet were numb
The house started feeling very eerie!


Half a year has quickly passed

[Jan*]

Half a year has quickly passed
Longer than this, it was to last

[Breezy]

Half a year has quickly passed
Longer than this, it was to last
Time flies by, will it not slow down

[MaKa]

Half a year has quickly passed
Longer than this, it was to last
Time flies by, will it not slow down
Figuring this out is making me frown

[Breezy]

Half a year has quickly passed
Longer than this, it was to last
Time flies by, will it not slow down
Figuring this out is making me frown
Why must it all go so fast!


The was a lady named pretty Nell

[L e s]

The was a lady named pretty Nell
used to ride a horse just swell

[Eve]

The was a lady named pretty Nell
used to ride a horse just swell
Till one sad day she fell off

[MaKa]

The was a lady named pretty Nell
used to ride a horse just swell
Till one sad day she fell off
And damaged a rotator cuff

[Eve]

The was a lady named pretty Nell
used to ride a horse just swell
Till one sad day she fell off
And damaged a rotator cuff
And her dignity injured as well

All of the monkeys are not in the trees

[Breezy]

All of the monkeys are not in the trees
Cuz I have a couple living with me!

[Eve]

All of the monkeys are not in the trees
Cuz I have a couple living with me!
They seem to appear in the stangest locations

[Breezy]

All of the monkeys are not in the trees
Cuz I have a couple living with me!
They seem to appear in the stangest locations
Maybe they are all taking vacations!

[Eve]

All of the monkeys are not in the trees
Cuz I have a couple living with me!
They seem to appear in the stangest locations
Maybe they are all taking vacations!
So long as they are clean and dont have fleas

A nice place to be is beside the sea

[Breezy]

A nice place to be is beside the sea
A sense of calmness and peace washes over me

[Eve]

A nice place to be is beside the sea
A sense of calmness and peace washes over me
All troubles and worries fade away for a while

[Breezy]

A nice place to be is beside the sea
A sense of calmness and peace washes over me
All troubles and worries fade away for a while
In no time at all I can be seen with a smile

[MaKa]

A nice place to be is beside the sea
A sense of calmness and peace washes over me
All troubles and worries fade away for a while
In no time at all I can be seen with a smile
Hope someone will offer a cup of tea!


Some fresh ocean fish would really taste fine

[Breezy]

Some fresh ocean fish would really taste fine
Served with potatoes and white chabli wine

[L e s]

Some fresh ocean fish would really taste fine
Served with potatoes and white chabli wine
With Hoki to follow the Oysters down

[MaKa]

Some fresh ocean fish would really taste fine
Served with potatoes and white chabli wine
With Hoki to follow the Oysters down
Then chocolate mousse-all nice and brown

[Breezy]

Some fresh ocean fish would really taste fine
Served with potatoes and white chabli wine
With Hoki to follow the Oysters down
Then chocolate mousse-all nice and brown
When are we all going to sit down and dine?


The holiday weekend can be lots of fun

[MaKa]

The holiday weekend can be lots of fun
We hope to get much fresh air and sun

[Breezy]

The holiday weekend can be lots of fun
We hope to get much fresh air and sun
Go to the beach and get a tan

[MaKa]

The holiday weekend can be lots of fun
We hope to get much fresh air and sun
Go to the beach and get a tan
Get in some sailing, if you can

[Breezy]

The holiday weekend can be lots of fun
We hope to get much fresh air and sun
Go to the beach and get a tan
Get in some sailing, if you can
And collapse at the end of the day when it's done![U]

Our troops need a lot of support oversees

[MaKa]

Our troops need a lot of support overseas
They are risking their lives to help bring world peace

[Breezy]

Our troops need a lot of support overseas
They are risking their lives to help bring world peace
They could use support and gifts sent their way

[MaKa]

Our troops need a lot of support overseas
They are risking their lives to help bring world peace
They could use support and gifts sent their way
USO, Operation Dear Abby and others, help every day

[Breezy]

Our troops need a lot of support overseas
They are risking their lives to help bring world peace
They could use support and gifts sent their way
USO, Operation Dear Abby and others, help every day
If you can't do any of these, please get down on your knees! (pray)

Being home on Monday is really fun!

[MaKa]

Being home on Monday is really fun!
Think I'll take the pooch for a run

[Breezy]

Being home on Monday is really fun!
Think I'll take the pooch for a run
The neighborhood has an awesome park

[MaKa]

Being home on Monday is really fun!
Think I'll take the pooch for a run
The neighborhood has an awesome park
We often go there after dark

[Breezy]

Being home on Monday is really fun!
Think I'll take the pooch for a run
The neighborhood has an awesome park
We often go there after dark
So often carry a loaded gun!

It is already the middle of the week

[Eve]

It is already the middle of the week
In fact its just past as we speak

[Breezy]

Time just flies, where does it go?

[MaKa]

Time just flies, where does it go?
A mystery we may never know

[Breezy]

Time just flies, where does it go?
A mystery we may never know
It's here today and gone tomorrow

[Eve]

Time just flies, where does it go?
A mystery we may never know
It's here today and gone tomorrow
Sometimes joy and sometimes sorrow

[Breezy]

Time just flies, where does it go?
A mystery we may never know
It's here today and gone tomorrow
Sometimes joy and sometimes sorrow
All that we may hopefully grow!

It is the crack of dawn

[Eve]

It is the crack of dawn
I wake up and I yawn

[Breezy]

It is the crack of dawn
I wake up and I yawn
Take a shower and dress

[Eve]

It is the crack of dawn
I wake up and I yawn
Take a shower and dress
Tidy up the mess

[Breezy]

It is the crack of dawn
I wake up and I yawn
Take a shower and dress
Tidy up the mess
And then go mow the lawn!

The birdies sing such a pretty tune

[Eve]

The birdies sing such a pretty tune
Just please dont wake me up too soon

[MaKa]

The birdies sing such a pretty tune
Just please don't wake me up too soon
I'll put a pillow on top of my head

[Breezy]

The birdies sing such a pretty tune
Just please don't wake me up too soon
I'll put a pillow on top of my head
And lay there quietly pretending I'm dead

[Eve]

The birdies sing such a pretty tune
Just please don't wake me up too soon
I'll put a pillow on top of my head
And lay there quietly pretending I'm dead
With luck I can stay there till noon

Polly put the kettle on her head

[Breezy]

Polly put the kettle on her head
And went promptly to the living room to show Fred

[MaKa]

Polly put the kettle on her head
And went promptly to the living room to show Fred
He shouted 'where is my tea'!

[Breezy]

Polly put the kettle on her head
And went promptly to the living room to show Fred
He shouted 'where is my tea'!
And she shouted back ... in the kettle, wanna see?

[L e s]

Polly put the kettle on her head
And went promptly to the living room to show Fred
He shouted 'where is my tea'!
And she shouted back ... in the kettle, wanna see?
Then I'll have a cup in bed he said


Two years old and what a sight

[MaKa]

Two years old and what a sight
Those terrible two's can be such a fright

[Eve]

Two years old and what a sight
Those terrible two's can be such a fright
But just one hug can melt your heart

[Breezy]

Two years old and what a sight
Those terrible two's can be such a fright
But just one hug can melt your heart
Especially when they bring your their art

[MaKa]

Two years old and what a sight
Those terrible two's can be such a fright
But just one hug can melt your heart
Especially when they bring your their art
Then all is forgotten when they kiss you good-night.


Those two-day weekends are just too short-

[Eve]

Those two-day weekends are just too short-
Could take an extra day if you dont get caught

[L e s]

Those two-day weekends are just too short-
Could take an extra day if you dont get caught
How should I spend it, what should I do?

[Eve]

Those two-day weekends are just too short-
Could take an extra day if you dont get caught
How should I spend it, what should I do
Perhaps climb up a hill and look at the view

[MaKa]

Those two-day weekends are just too short-
Could take an extra day if you dont get caught
How should I spend it, what should I do
Perhaps climb up a hill and look at the view
Or read a good book over there by the fort.


It's time to back up some folders and files

[L e s]

It's time to back up some folders and files
That excuse just fills me with smiles

[Breezy]

It's time to back up some folders and files
That excuse just fills me with smiles
So much to do, so little time

[MaKa]

It's time to back up some folders and files
That excuse just fills me with smiles
So much to do, so little time
Leaving some things for next week is not a crime

[Breezy]

It's time to back up some folders and files
That excuse just fills me with smiles
So much to do, so little time
Leaving some things for next week is not a crime
For now, everything is in a pile!

It is risky, can't you see?

[MaKa]

It is risky, can't you see?
Don't know if you really can help ME

[L e s]

It is risky, can't you see?
Don't know if you really can help ME
It changes your life

[MaKa]

It is risky, can't you see?
Don't know if you really can help ME
It changes your life-
Please, become my wife

[L e s]

It is risky, can't you see?
Don't know if you really can help ME
It changes your life-
Please, become my wife
and then you would be free


while going out for a coffee

[Eve]

While going out for a coffee
She slipped on a bit of soft toffee

[Breezy]

While going out for a coffee
She slipped on a bit of soft toffee
And landed right on her 'CAN'!

[L e s]

While going out for a coffee
She slipped on a bit of soft toffee
And landed right on her 'CAN'!
uttered words ending with damn

[Breezy]

While going out for a coffee
She slipped on a bit of soft toffee
And landed right on her 'CAN'!
uttered words ending with damn
And promptly got stung by a HOE bee!

I once met a man from town

[Eve]

While going out for a coffee
She slipped on a bit of soft toffee
And landed right on her 'CAN'!
uttered words ending with damn
Should have stayed in and drunk tea

I spied a wee thrush in my garden today

[L e s]

I spied a wee thrush in my garden today
flitting here and there, it wanted to play

[Breezy]

I spied a wee thrush in my garden today
flitting here and there, it wanted to play
So I managed to get it to perch on my finger

[Eve]

I spied a wee thrush in my garden today
flitting here and there, it wanted to play
So I managed to get it to perch on my finger
And hoped it would linger

[Breezy]

I spied a wee thrush in my garden today
flitting here and there, it wanted to play
So I managed to get it to perch on my finger
And hoped it would linger
And decide it would stay!

I once met a man from town

[L e s]

I once met a man from town
on his face was a huge frown

[Eve]

I once met a man from town
on his face was a huge frown
I just had to wonder

[MaKa]

I once met a man from town
on his face was a huge frown
I just had to wonder
And fret and ponder

[Breezy]

I once met a man from town
on his face was a huge frown
I just had to wonder
And fret and ponder
Why he was feeling so down!

My bird is enjoying his beans

[MaKa]

My bird is enjoying his beans
After eating his fill he just preens

[L e s]

My bird is enjoying his beans
After eating his fill he just preens
Keeping one eye on the Cat

[Eve]

My bird is enjoying his beans
After eating his fill he just preens
Keeping one eye on the Cat
Sitting quietly on the mat

[Breezy]

My bird is enjoying his beans
After eating his fill he just preens
Keeping one eye on the Cat
Sitting quietly on the mat
He joyfully takes in the scenes!

Playing cards is lots of fun

[Eve]

Playing cards is lots of fun
Especially if you think you've won

[L e s]

Playing cards is lots of fun
Especially if you think you've won
When the stakes are so high

[MaKa]

Playing cards is lots of fun
Especially if you think you've won
When the stakes are so high
It's a case of do or die

[Breezy]

Playing cards is lots of fun
Especially if you think you've won
When the stakes are so high
It's a case of do or die
Collect your winnings and be done!

She sailed away on a ship

[Eve]

She sailed away on a ship
Fell in and took a dip

[MaKa]

She sailed away on a ship
Fell in and took a dip
Climbed aboard-dripping wet

[Eve]

She sailed away on a ship
Fell in and took a dip
Climbed aboard-dripping wet
With the help of a net

[MaKa]

She sailed away on a ship
Fell in and took a dip
Climbed aboard-dripping wet
With the help of a net
And blithely continued her trip.


It's time to call it a day

[Breezy]

It's time to call it a day
All I want to do is play

[Eve]

It's time to call it a day
All I want to do is play
Just forget work for a while

[Breezy]

It's time to call it a day
All I want to do is play
Just forget work for a while
And put on a great big smile

[MaKa]

It's time to call it a day
All I want to do is play
Just forget work for a while
And put on a great big smile
And merrily be on my way.


It's Raspberry Festival time here

[Breezy]

It's Raspberry Festival time here
My friends are all going to get a beer

[L e s]

It's Raspberry Festival time here
My friends are all going to get a beer
With glasses clinking

[MaKa]

It's Raspberry Festival time here
My friends are all going to get a beer
With glasses clinking
We'll be singing and drinking

[Eve]

It's Raspberry Festival time here
My friends are all going to get a beer
With glasses clinking
We'll be singing and drinking
And soon will be filled with good cheer

I once had a dog named Rhona

[MaKa]

I once had a dog named Rhona
Whose friend was a cat called Mona

[Eve]

I once had a dog named Rhona
Whose friend was a cat called Mona
They got on so well

[MaKa]

I once had a dog named Rhona
Whose friend was a cat called Mona
They got on so well
It amused our old Nell,

[Eve]

I once had a dog named Rhona
Whose friend was a cat called Mona
They got on so well
It amused our old Nell,
Methinks they mistook their persona

There once was a girl from Alaska

[L e s]

There once was a girl from Alaska
What was her name? I'll have to ask her

[MaKa]

There once was a girl from Alaska
What was her name? I'll have to ask her
She loved sled dog racing

[Breezy]

There once was a girl from Alaska
What was her name? I'll have to ask her
She loved sled dog racing
The excitement got her pacing

[Eve]

There once was a girl from Alaska
What was her name? I'll have to ask her
She loved sled dog racing
The excitement got her pacing
She paced all the way to Nebraska

Billy was quite a remarkable bloke

[MaKa]

Billy was quite a remarkable bloke
His antics impressed quite a number of folk

[Eve]

Billy was quite a remarkable bloke
His antics impressed quite a number of folk
He could juggle and sing

[L e s]

Billy was quite a remarkable bloke
His antics impressed quite a number of folk
He could juggle and sing
but magic was his thing

[Eve]

Billy was quite a remarkable bloke
His antics impressed quite a number of folk
He could juggle and sing
but magic was his thing
He thought life was just one big joke


Lost in the forest one dark stormy night

[MaKa]

Lost in the forest one dark stormy night
In the far away distance I spotted a light

[Eve]

Lost in the forest one dark stormy night
In the far away distance I spotted a light
What could this be I asked of myself

[L e s]

Lost in the forest one dark stormy night
In the far away distance I spotted a light
What could this be I asked of myself
I thought it a Demon, but was a good Fairy Elf

[Breezy]

Lost in the forest one dark stormy night
In the far away distance I spotted a light
What could this be I asked of myself
I thought it a Demon, but was a good Fairy Elf
And before I could speak she had taken flight!


There once was a girl named Ann