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There once was a girl named Ann
She always carried a fan
Breezy
07-24-2004, 07:41 AM
There once was a girl named Ann
She always carried a fan
To cool her hot flashes
There once was a girl named Ann
She always carried a fan
To cool her hot flashes
And avoid getting rashes
Breezy
07-24-2004, 09:02 PM
There once was a girl named Ann
She always carried a fan
To cool her hot flashes
And avoid getting rashes
She does whatever she can!
There once was a boy named John
There once was a boy named John
Who was smitten with a lass called Dawn
Breezy
07-25-2004, 04:59 AM
There once was a boy named John
Who was smitten with a lass called Dawn
He wrote love notes at school
There once was a boy named John
Who was smitten with a lass called Dawn
He wrote love notes at school
'twas Against #1 rule
Breezy
07-29-2004, 06:40 AM
There once was a boy named John
Who was smitten with a lass called Dawn
He wrote love notes at school
'twas Against #1 rule
So now he'll be mowing the lawn!
Sugar is sweet and lemons are sour
Sugar is sweet and lemons are sour
With ice cubes you'll have lemonade in an hour
Breezy
07-30-2004, 07:26 PM
Sugar is sweet and lemons are sour
With ice cubes you'll have lemonade in an hour
With this heat it'll cool ya right down
Sugar is sweet and lemons are sour
With ice cubes you'll have lemonade in an hour
With this heat it'll cool ya right down
And wipe away that scowl and frown
L e s
07-31-2004, 05:42 PM
Sugar is sweet and lemons are sour
With ice cubes you'll have lemonade in an hour
With this heat it'll cool ya right down
And wipe away that scowl and frown
While the grown ups drink their whisky sour
There was a Lady that I asked to dance
Breezy
07-31-2004, 05:47 PM
There was a Lady that I asked to dance
She asked me if I was up to taking a chance
There was a Lady that I asked to dance
She asked me if I was up to taking a chance
With shiny red hair and plenty of freckles
Breezy
07-31-2004, 05:57 PM
There was a Lady that I asked to dance
She asked me if I was up to taking a chance
With shiny red hair and plenty of freckles
I danced with her for thirty shekels
Today, 06:57 PM #2015
Breezy
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There was a Lady that I asked to dance
She asked me if I was up to taking a chance
With shiny red hair and plenty of freckles
I danced with her for thirty shekels
And that was the start of a fine romance.
Tonight we can see a rare 'blue' moon
Breezy
08-01-2004, 04:20 AM
Tonight we can see a rare 'blue' moon
Wish it could stay visible in the sky 'til noon
Tonight we can see a rare 'blue' moon
Wish it could stay visible in the sky 'til noon
June 2007 is the next one we'll see
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L e s
08-01-2004, 04:45 PM
Tonight we can see a rare 'blue' moon
Wish it could stay visible in the sky 'til noon
June 2007 is the next one we'll see
The last one I thought was in 2003
Breezy
08-02-2004, 06:57 AM
Tonight we can see a rare 'blue' moon
Wish it could stay visible in the sky 'til noon
June 2007 is the next one we'll see
The last one I thought was in 2003
For me it just can;t come too soon!
On a cloudy day in May
On a cloudy day in May
I was fishing in the bay
L e s
08-02-2004, 05:45 PM
On a cloudy day in May
I was fishing in the bay
I hears some music, it sounded like Jaws
On a cloudy day in May
I was fishing in the bay
I heard some music, it sounded like Jaws
Or maybe it's kids blowing through straws.
On a cloudy day in May
I was fishing in the bay
I heard some music, it sounded like Jaws
Or maybe it's kids blowing through straws.
But in case its a shark I dont want to stay
Twas the morning after the night before
Breezy
08-03-2004, 04:20 PM
Twas the morning after the night before
I realized I had passed out along side the door
Twas the morning after the night before
I realized I had passed out along side the door
Crawling up into bed was quite a feat
Twas the morning after the night before
I realized I had passed out along side the door
Crawling up into bed was quite a feat
No sign of a pillow or of a sheet
L e s
08-03-2004, 05:35 PM
Twas the morning after the night before
I realized I had passed out along side the door
Crawling up into bed was quite a feat
No sign of a pillow or of a sheet
And the time gone an hour after four
On the nights that I stay up so late
On the nights that I stay up so late
Sometimes till well after eight
L e s
08-03-2004, 06:07 PM
On the nights that I stay up so late
Sometimes till well after eight
With coffee to drink
On the nights that I stay up so late
Sometimes till well after eight
With coffee to drink
Dishes left in the sink
On the nights that I stay up so late
Sometimes till well after eight
With coffee to drink
Dishes left in the sink
Now I really don't feel all that great!
I need to do something about that diet of mine
I need to do something about that diet of mine
Nothing will fit if I don't toe the line
I need to do something about that diet of mine
Nothing will fit if I don't toe the line
Calorie counting is such a bore-
I need to do something about that diet of mine
Nothing will fit if I don't toe the line
Calorie counting is such a bore-
Don't think I'll worry any more
L e s
08-04-2004, 05:17 PM
I need to do something about that diet of mine
Nothing will fit if I don't toe the line
Calorie counting is such a bore-
Don't think I'll worry any more
Because there are those who just see you shine
A journey to the City by car
A journey to the City by car
So glad it is not very far
L e s
08-04-2004, 05:29 PM
A journey to the City by car
So glad it is not very far
but taking thoughts from a friend
A journey to the City by car
So glad it is not very far
but taking thoughts from a friend
And lots of money to spend
L e s
08-04-2004, 05:35 PM
A journey to the City by car
So glad it is not very far
but taking thoughts from a friend
And lots of money to spend
she should come back feeling a star
On those cold winter nights
Breezy
08-04-2004, 07:22 PM
On those cold winter nights
The cold really bites
On those cold winter nights
The cold really bites
My toes and fingers are quite numb
Breezy
08-06-2004, 08:23 AM
On those cold winter nights
The cold really bites
My toes and fingers are quite numb
And I am feeling kind of dumb
On those cold winter nights
The cold really bites
My toes and fingers are quite numb
And I am feeling kind of dumb
Some hot tea with rum will warm my insides.
It's time to work on this weekend's activity list
It's time to work on this weekend's activity list
My ferns are calling for a mist
It's time to work on this weekend's activity list
My ferns are calling for a mist
Deadheading and fertilizing are long overdue,
It's time to work on this weekend's activity list
My ferns are calling for a mist
Deadheading and fertilizing are long overdue,
And even in winter there's gardening to do too
Breezy
08-07-2004, 08:07 AM
It's time to work on this weekend's activity list
My ferns are calling for a mist
Deadheading and fertilizing are long overdue,
And even in winter there's gardening to do too
But I have to do something about this wrist!
Another sunny day is here
L e s
08-07-2004, 06:21 PM
Another sunny day is here
Let's go outside and drink some beer
Another sunny day is here
Let's go outside and drink some beer
A few pretzels and potato chips would taste really good
Another sunny day is here
Let's go outside and drink some beer
A few pretzels and potato chips would taste really good
I'd come and join you if I could
Breezy
08-08-2004, 07:22 AM
Another sunny day is here
Let's go outside and drink some beer
A few pretzels and potato chips would taste really good
I'd come and join you if I could
But, I gotta get out of here, cheers!
It's too late, I missed the train
It's too late, I missed the train
Guess I'll trot back home again.
It's too late, I missed the train
Guess I'll trot back home again.
Not to worry just make a cuppa
It's too late, I missed the train
Guess I'll trot back home again.
Not to worry just make a cuppa
One for me and one for Poppa.
It's too late, I missed the train
Guess I'll trot back home again.
Not to worry just make a cuppa
One for me and one for Poppa.
And perhaps a slice of quiche lorraine
A bowl of cream fell to the floor
A bowl of cream fell to the floor
The cats came 'flying' through the door
A bowl of cream fell to the floor
The cats came 'flying' through the door
And lapped it up with utmost glee
A bowl of cream fell to the floor
The cats came 'flying' through the door
And lapped it up with utmost glee
Then waited for more-both he and she.
L e s
08-09-2004, 05:57 PM
A bowl of cream fell to the floor
The cats came 'flying' through the door
And lapped it up with utmost glee
Then waited for more-both he and she.
So we had to go to the store
I went outside and boy it was wet
I went outside and boy it was wet
I think the storm's not over yet
I went outside and boy it was wet
I think the storm's not over yet
Summer is quite confused this year
Breezy
08-10-2004, 06:27 PM
I went outside and boy it was wet
I think the storm's not over yet
Summer is quite confused this year
Doesn't know which direction to steer
I went outside and boy it was wet
I think the storm's not over yet
Summer is quite confused this year
Doesn't know which direction to steer
Is it summer or winter? I think I forget
Throw another log on the fire she cried
Throw another log on the fire she cried
I need to get warm when I come inside
Throw another log on the fire she cried
I need to get warm when I come inside
A nice hot drink would be nice as well
Throw another log on the fire she cried
I need to get warm when I come inside
A nice hot drink would be nice as well
But first I have to get out of this wet shell-
Breezy
08-12-2004, 05:09 AM
Throw another log on the fire she cried
I need to get warm when I come inside
A nice hot drink would be nice as well
But first I have to get out of this wet shell-
Put on some fresh clothes so I am dried!
Looking forward to the coming of fall
L e s
08-12-2004, 05:44 PM
Looking forward to the coming of fall
Decided to go shopping down at the Mall
Looking forward to the coming of fall
Decided to go shopping down at the Mall
The kids need new wardrobes for the coming school year
L e s
08-12-2004, 06:10 PM
Looking forward to the coming of fall
Decided to go shopping down at the Mall
The kids need new wardrobes for the coming school year
As on misty mornings into the distance they peer
Looking forward to the coming of fall
Decided to go shopping down at the Mall
The kids need new wardrobes for the coming school year
As on misty mornings into the distance they peer
Greeting their friends with a whoop and a call.
Butterflies and bumblebees are scarce this year
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Breezy
08-13-2004, 05:10 AM
Butterflies and bumblebees are scarce this year
Perhaps they've been drinking too much beer
Butterflies and bumblebees are scarce this year
Perhaps they've been drinking too much beer
Maybe the nectar was starting to sour
Breezy
08-14-2004, 06:58 AM
Butterflies and bumblebees are scarce this year
Perhaps they've been drinking too much beer
Maybe the nectar was starting to sour
And so they found themselves eating flowers
Butterflies and bumblebees are scarce this year
Perhaps they've been drinking too much beer
Maybe the nectar was starting to sour
And so they found themselves eating the flower
Let's hope they won't all slowly disappear!
The kids are playing games in our street
L e s
08-14-2004, 06:47 PM
The kids are playing games in our street
The way they dress today is neat
Breezy
08-14-2004, 06:50 PM
The kids are playing games in our street
The way they dress today is neat
Those bagging pants, those great hair dos
The kids are playing games in our street
The way they dress today is neat
Those bagging pants, those great hair dos
Caps on backwards and a few tattoos
Breezy
08-15-2004, 06:29 AM
The kids are playing games in our street
The way they dress today is neat
Those bagging pants, those great hair dos
Caps on backwards and a few tattoos
They styling really can't be beat!
Janice jumps very high
Janice jumps very high
She can beat almost any guy
Breezy
08-15-2004, 03:58 PM
Janice jumps very high
She can beat almost any guy
She got the trophy just last year
L e s
08-15-2004, 05:58 PM
Janice jumps very high
She can beat almost any guy
She got the trophy just last year
And receiving it brought a tear
Janice jumps very high
She can beat almost any guy
She got the trophy just last year
And receiving it brought a tear
To beat her old record she's sure to try.
Water gardens are all the rage here
Breezy
08-16-2004, 05:36 AM
Water gardens are all the rage here
If you don't have one better get in gear
Water gardens are all the rage here
If you don't have one better get in gear
With koi and goldfish darting about
Breezy
08-16-2004, 05:31 PM
Water gardens are all the rage here
If you don't have one better get in gear
With koi and goldfish darting about
Turns your pond liner inside out
Water gardens are all the rage here
If you don't have one better get in gear
With koi and goldfish darting about
Turns your pond liner inside out
The racoons are getting bolder each year.
Charley devastated many beautiful gardens too
Charley devastated beautiful gardens too
Trees and beds need to be started anew
Breezy
08-20-2004, 05:21 PM
Charley devastated beautiful gardens too
Trees and beds need to be started anew
Have to bring in top soil and put it all down
Charley devastated beautiful gardens too
Trees and beds need to be started anew
Have to bring in top soil and put it all down
People are helping from many a town.
Breezy
08-28-2004, 05:06 PM
Charley devastated beautiful gardens too
Trees and beds need to be started anew
Have to bring in top soil and put it all down
People are helping from many a town.
They way it's going it will be done before it's due!
Just got back from shopping
L e s
08-28-2004, 05:55 PM
Just got back from shopping
I am so mad, I was hopping
Just got back from shopping
I am so mad, I was hopping
A parking ticket gained
Just got back from shopping
I am so mad, I was hopping
A parking ticket gained
My budget badly drained
Breezy
08-29-2004, 07:34 AM
Just got back from shopping
I am so mad, I was hopping
A parking ticket gained
My budget badly drained
I just felt like dropping!!!
Raggedy Ann is looking blue
Raggedy Ann is looking blue
Andy seems to have the flu!
L e s
08-29-2004, 05:57 PM
Raggedy Ann is looking blue
Andy seems to have the flu!
All wrapped up to keep out the cold
Raggedy Ann is looking blue
Andy seems to have the flu!
All wrapped up to keep out the cold
Tomorrow he'll feel as good as gold
Breezy
08-31-2004, 06:42 AM
Raggedy Ann is looking blue
Andy seems to have the flu!
All wrapped up to keep out the cold
Tomorrow he'll feel as good as gold
And both will enjoy Mom's beef stew!
I am sailing tomorrow at the crack of dawn
I am sailing tomorrow at the crack of dawn
So early in the morning I'll stifle a yawn
Breezy
09-01-2004, 05:42 AM
I am sailing tomorrow at the crack of dawn
So early in the morning I'll stifle a yawn
It is an amazingly beautiful day
I am sailing tomorrow at the crack of dawn
So early in the morning I'll stifle a yawn
It is an amazingly beautiful day
It's thrilling to watch the dolphins play
L e s
09-01-2004, 02:05 PM
I am sailing tomorrow at the crack of dawn
So early in the morning I'll stifle a yawn
It is an amazingly beautiful day
It's thrilling to watch the dolphins play
But tell me please, why won't they eat corn
While watching Raiders of the lost Ark
While watching Raiders of the lost Ark
I thought I heard my dog bark
While watching Raiders of the lost Ark
I thought I heard my dog bark
Did he sneak out of the house and run away?
Breezy
09-02-2004, 01:06 PM
While watching Raiders of the lost Ark
I thought I heard my dog bark
Did he sneak out of the house and run away?
Or does he just want me to go out and play?
While watching Raiders of the lost Ark
I thought I heard my dog bark
Did he sneak out of the house and run away?
Or does he just want me to go out and play?
Better go check, it's getting dark.
Whew! Summer decided to pay us a visit
Breezy
09-03-2004, 03:04 PM
Whew! Summer decided to pay us a visit
And now, all I want to do is sit
Whew! Summer decided to pay us a visit
And now, all I want to do is sit
It's hot in the sun and hot in the shade
Breezy
09-03-2004, 03:21 PM
Whew! Summer decided to pay us a visit
And now, all I want to do is sit
It's hot in the sun and hot in the shade
I need a glass of cold lemonade
Whew! Summer decided to pay us a visit
And now, all I want to do is sit
It's hot in the sun and hot in the shade
I need a glass of cold lemonade
That surely will help us cool off and feel fit!
We have to plan our Labor Day meal
Breezy
09-04-2004, 06:55 AM
We have to plan our Labor Day meal
What should we have, how do you feel?
We have to plan our Labor Day meal
What should we have, how do you feel?
A barbecued turkey really sounds great
Breezy
09-04-2004, 04:37 PM
We have to plan our Labor Day meal
What should we have, how do you feel?
A barbecued turkey relly sounds great
Sounds good to me, I'm getting my plate!
We have to plan our Labor Day meal
What should we have, how do you feel?
A barbecued turkey really sounds great
Sounds good to me, I'm getting my plate!
Just have a few more potatoes to peel.
Let's hope we'll be getting some showers tonight
Breezy
09-06-2004, 09:33 AM
Let's hope we'll be getting some showers tonight
I hear it is going to be quite a sight!
Let's hope we'll be getting some showers tonight
I hear it is going to be quite a sight!
The wind is howling-oh what a noise!
Breezy
09-07-2004, 06:13 PM
Let's hope we'll be getting some showers tonight
I hear it is going to be quite a sight!
The wind is howling-oh what a noise!
I really need to call in the boys!
Let's hope we'll be getting some showers tonight
I hear it is going to be quite a sight!
The wind is howling-oh what a noise!
I really need to call in the boys!
It's time for them to eat a bite.
Getting back on a schedule is taking a while
Breezy
09-08-2004, 06:17 AM
Getting back on a schedule is taking a while
Mostly cuz I like to do everything with style!
Getting back on a schedule is taking a while
Mostly cuz I like to do everything with style!
Going to bed at before midnight hour
Breezy
09-09-2004, 06:52 PM
Getting back on a schedule is taking a while
Mostly cuz I like to do everything with style!
Going to bed at before midnight hour
Waking up early and taking a shower
Getting back on a schedule is taking a while
Mostly cuz I like to do everything with style!
Going to bed at before midnight hour
Waking up early and taking a shower
Starting the day with a great big smile!
My computer is doing weird things this week
Breezy
09-10-2004, 11:20 AM
My computer is doing weird things this week
I'm really beginning to feel like a geek
My computer is doing weird things this week
I'm really beginning to feel like a geek
One moment it's great, the next one it's not
Breezy
09-10-2004, 04:35 PM
My computer is doing weird things this week
I'm really beginning to feel like a geek
One moment it's great, the next one it's not
My stomach is feeling all tied up in knots
My computer is doing weird things this week
I'm really beginning to feel like a geek
One moment it's great, the next one it's not
My stomach is feeling all tied up in knots
Hunching over the keyboard is making me creak.
It's getting time to start dividing some flowers
It's getting time to start dividing some flowers
But gardening is something I put off for hours
It's getting time to start dividing some flowers
But gardening is something I put off for hours
Gotta make room for new cuttings from friends
L e s
09-11-2004, 04:59 PM
It's getting time to start dividing some flowers
But gardening is something I put off for hours
Gotta make room for new cuttings from friends
And throw out the old stems with bends
It's getting time to start dividing some flowers
But gardening is something I put off for hours
Gotta make room for new cuttings from friends
And throw out the old stems with bends
Get it all done before the next day of showers.
Everyone's garages are being cleaned out
Everyone's garages are being cleaned out
And not before time without any doubt
Breezy
09-12-2004, 06:37 AM
Everyone's garages are being cleaned out
And not before time without any doubt
It's a whole lot of work, this I do know
Everyone's garages are being cleaned out
And not before time without any doubt
It's a whole lot of work, this I do know
The display at the curbs provide quite a show
Breezy
09-12-2004, 04:32 PM
Everyone's garages are being cleaned out
And not before time without any doubt
It's a whole lot of work, this I do know
The display at the curbs provide quite a show
And I am about ready to shout!!!!
Easy does it is what they say
Easy does it is what they say
I need to remember this every day
Breezy
09-14-2004, 06:42 AM
Easy does it is what they say
I need to remember this every day
Helps me to keep things simple in my life
Easy does it is what they say
I need to remember this every day
Helps me to keep things simple in my life
Minimizes trouble and strife
Breezy
09-14-2004, 04:41 PM
Easy does it is what they say
I need to remember this every day
Helps me to keep things simple in my life
Minimizes trouble and strife
Getting down on my knees and remembering to pray!
There is lots of work to do out back
Breezy
09-14-2004, 04:42 PM
Easy does it is what they say
I need to remember this every day
Helps me to keep things simple in my life
Minimizes trouble and strife
Getting down on my knees and remembering to pray!
There is lots of work to do out back
There is lots of work to do out back
But right now I'll hit the sack
Breezy
09-15-2004, 05:06 AM
There is lots of work to do out back
But right now I'll hit the sack
Just too tired to do anything
There is lots of work to do out back
But right now I'll hit the sack
Just too tired to do anything
In the morning I'll take a fling
Breezy
09-16-2004, 06:55 AM
There is lots of work to do out back
But right now I'll hit the sack
Just too tired to do anything
In the morning I'll take a fling
Just don't give me any flack!
It's now getting darker earlier at night
It's now getting darker earlier at night
When walking in the evening one needs a flashlight
Breezy
09-16-2004, 04:55 PM
It's now getting darker earlier at night
When walking in the evening one needs a flashlight
Better bring it cuz you might fall
It's now getting darker earlier at night
When walking in the evening one needs a flashlight
Better bring it cuz you might fall
Take your cell phone if you need to call
Breezy
09-22-2004, 06:46 AM
It's now getting darker earlier at night
When walking in the evening one needs a flashlight
Better bring it cuz you might fall
Take your cell phone if you need to call
Falling can cause a terrible fright!!
Going to work soon, it will be a big day
L e s
10-02-2004, 05:57 PM
Going to work soon, it will be a big day
Down on the farm to gather in the hay
Going to work soon, it will be a big day
Down on the farm to gather in the hay
We shall be baling until late at night
Breezy
10-03-2004, 06:44 AM
Going to work soon, it will be a big day
Down on the farm to gather in the hay
We shall be baling until late at night
We can hardly see so we brought in some light
Going to work soon, it will be a big day
Down on the farm to gather in the hay
We shall be baling until late at night
We can hardly see so we brought in some light
That certainly helps us to find our way.
Frost hit some of our crops the other night
Breezy
10-06-2004, 05:59 PM
Frost hit some of our crops the other night
To see all the damage was a terrible fright!
Frost hit some of our crops the other night
To see all the damage was a terrible fright!
Some plants are recovering, much to our delight
Breezy
10-08-2004, 06:23 AM
Frost hit some of our crops the other night
To see all the damage was a terrible fright!
Some plants are recovering, much to our delight
It nice to see in full daylight!
Frost hit some of our crops the other night
To see all the damage was a terrible fright!
Some plants are recovering, much to our delight
It nice to see in full daylight!
To enjoy some more summer is quite all right.
Ladybugs are swarming outside and in
Breezy
10-09-2004, 07:16 PM
Ladybugs are swarming outside and in
While chasing after them, I stepped on a pin
Ladybugs are swarming outside and in
While chasing after them, I stepped on a pin
I'm hobbling around with a mighty sore toe
Breezy
10-11-2004, 05:10 AM
Ladybugs are swarming outside and in
While chasing after them, I stepped on a pin
I'm hobbling around with a mighty sore toe
And it hurts like the dickens wherever I go
Ladybugs are swarming outside and in
While chasing after them, I stepped on a pin
I'm hobbling around with a mighty sore toe
And it hurts like the dickens wherever I go
Just gritting my teeth and holding up my chin.
The awesome fall colors are almost at their peak
Breezy
10-12-2004, 05:42 PM
The awesome fall colors are almost at their peak
Off to Vermont, I want to sneak
The awesome fall colors are almost at their peak
Off to Vermont, I want to sneak
Minnesota and Wisconsin are great to see too!
Breezy
10-13-2004, 04:51 AM
The awesome fall colors are almost at their peak
Off to Vermont, I want to sneak
Minnesota and Wisconsin are great to see too!
Leaves of many colors and hues!
The awesome fall colors are almost at their peak
Off to Vermont, I want to sneak
Minnesota and Wisconsin are great to see too!
Leaves of many colors and hues!
Let's hope that they'll last another week!
Halloween decorations are appearing all over town
Breezy
10-17-2004, 07:16 AM
Halloween decorations are appearing all over town
In a few more weeks we'll be taking them down
Halloween decorations are appearing all over town
In a few more weeks we'll be taking them down
With ghosties and ghoulies going bump in the night
Halloween decorations are appearing all over town
In a few more weeks we'll be taking them down
With ghosties and ghoulies going bump in the night
Giving kiddies and pets a terrible fright!
Breezy
10-18-2004, 05:57 PM
Halloween decorations are appearing all over town
In a few more weeks we'll be taking them down
With ghosties and ghoulies going bump in the night
Giving kiddies and pets a terrible fright!
Except for the princesses in their beautiful gowns!
It is raining outside and it's good to see
It is raining outside and it's good to see
The kids are puddle-jumping with great glee!
Breezy
10-19-2004, 05:49 PM
It is raining outside and it's good to see
The kids are puddle-jumping with great glee!
The wind is blowing and the air smells great
It is raining outside and it's good to see
The kids are puddle-jumping with great glee!
The wind is blowing and the air smells great
I'm going to take a walk before it gets too late
Breezy
10-21-2004, 07:26 AM
It is raining outside and it's good to see
The kids are puddle-jumping with great glee!
The wind is blowing and the air smells great
I'm going to take a walk before it gets too late
Getting home early is the key!
Still got rain and it's definitely wet
Breezy
10-21-2004, 07:27 AM
It is raining outside and it's good to see
The kids are puddle-jumping with great glee!
The wind is blowing and the air smells great
I'm going to take a walk before it gets too late
Getting home early is the key!
Still got rain and it's definitely wet
It is raining outside and it's good to see
Kids are puddle-jumping with great glee!
The wind is blowing and the air smells great
I'm going to take a walk before it gets too late
Getting home early is the key!
Still got rain and it's definitely wet
We can use all the water we can get
Breezy
10-23-2004, 08:30 AM
Still got rain and it's definitely wet
We can use all the water we can get
In spite of some flooding, it is what we need
Still got rain and it's definitely wet
We can use all the water we can get
In spite of some flooding, it is what we need
--Think I'll stay home today and just cook and read
Breezy
10-24-2004, 07:11 AM
Still got rain and it's definitely wet
We can use all the water we can get
In spite of some flooding, it is what we need
Think I'll stay home today and just cook and read
The rain is not stopping on that you can bet!
Drifting down the stream
Drifting down the stream
It feels like in a dream
Drifting down the stream
It feels like in a dream
Whoops, my raft hit a rock
Drifting down the stream
It feels like in a dream
Whoops, my raft hit a rock
'twas a terrible shock
Drifting down the stream
It feels like in a dream
Whoops, my raft hit a rock
'twas a terrible shock
I was bruised from my head to my beam.
Best not to walk on a cliff top
Best not to walk on a cliff top
You may not be able to stop
Best not to walk on a cliff top
You may not be able to stop
But stay away from the edge
Best not to walk on a cliff top
You may not be able to stop
But stay away from the edge
Cuz you could fall off the ledge
Best not to walk on a cliff top
You may not be able to stop
But stay away from the edge
Cuz you could fall off the ledge
And your whole outing would be a huge flop!
Deer are damaging lots of our trees
Deer are damaging lots of our trees
Perhaps because they are scratching at fleas
Deer are damaging lots of our trees
Perhaps because they are scratching at fleas
They're marking their territories at this time of year
Deer are damaging lots of our trees
Perhaps because they are scratching at fleas
They're marking their territories at this time of year
intending to keep fleas out of their ear
Deer are damaging lots of our trees
Perhaps because they are scratching at fleas
They're marking their territories at this time of year
intending to keep fleas out of their ear
And out of their noses with a sneeze
Sometimes its just better to shut up
Sometimes its just better to shut up
How to explain this to a very young pup?
Breezy
10-31-2004, 07:24 AM
Sometimes its just better to shut up
How to explain this to a very young pup?
Sit him down and start to speak
Sometimes its just better to shut up
How to explain this to a very young pup?
Sit him down and start to speak
Firmly and patiently but don't be meek
Breezy
11-03-2004, 06:21 AM
Sometimes its just better to shut up
How to explain this to a very young pup?
Sit him down and start to speak
Firmly and patiently but don't be meek
Just give him some beef broth in a cup!
I met a young man from Spain
I met a young man from Spain
He seemed to be minus a brain
I met a young man from Spain
He seemed to be minus a brain
But he sure was good-looking
I met a young man from Spain
He seemed to be minus a brain
But he sure was good-looking
And did all the cooking
I met a young man from Spain
He seemed to be minus a brain
But he sure was good-looking
And did all the cooking
I'll teach him to come out of the rain.
Elections are over at last
Elections are over at last
TV coverage here was quite vast
Elections are over at last
TV coverage here was quite vast
Now we'll roll up our sleeves and forge ahead
Breezy
11-05-2004, 06:28 PM
Elections are over at last
TV coverage here was quite vast
Now we'll roll up our sleeves and forge ahead
Whether we are thrilled with the winner or filled with dread
Elections are over at last
TV coverage here was quite vast
Now we'll roll up our sleeves and forge ahead
Whether we are thrilled with the winner or filled with dread
But hope turmoil and strife will become a thing of the past.
Putting the garden to bed is a yearly chore
Putting the garden to bed is a yearly chore
I wish it didnt have to have done anymore
Putting the garden to bed is a yearly chore
I wish it didnt have to have done anymore
But working out-of-doors really feels great
Putting the garden to bed is a yearly chore
I wish it didnt have to be done anymore
But working out-of-doors really feels great
I have to go in, It's getting late
Putting the garden to bed is a yearly chore
I wish it didnt have to be done anymore
But working out-of-doors really feels great
I have to go in, It's getting late
And really starting to storm and pour!
Making holiday gift lists are on tap this week
Breezy
11-11-2004, 06:31 PM
Making holiday gift lists are on tap this week
Schreech always like to help by using his beak
Making holiday gift lists are on tap this week
Schreech always like to help by using his beak
The list keeps growing longer
Making holiday gift lists are on tap this week
Schreech always like to help by using his beak
The list keeps growing longer
My resolve to cut is getting stronger
Breezy
11-14-2004, 05:56 PM
Making holiday gift lists are on tap this week
Schreech always like to help by using his beak
The list keeps growing longer
My resolve to cut is getting stronger
But we all know I am really to weak!
Off to work in the morning hour
Off to work in the morning hour
There was barely time to take a shower
Off to work in the morning hour
There was barely time to take a shower
Alarm clock failed so slept in late
Off to work in the morning hour
There was barely time to take a shower
Alarm clock failed so slept in late
Being late I really hate---
Off to work in the morning hour
There was barely time to take a shower
Alarm clock failed so slept in late
Being late I really hate---
And it sure makes the boss a bit sour
Over the hill came a dog with a bone
Over the hill came a dog with a bone
barking and roaring on his cell phone
Over the hill came a dog with a bone
barking and roaring on his cell phone
All the cats disappeared
Over the hill came a dog with a bone
barking and roaring on his cell phone
All the cats disappeared
For his barks they so feared
Breezy
11-17-2004, 06:14 AM
Over the hill came a dog with a bone
barking and roaring on his cell phone
All the cats disappeared
For his barks they so feared
Then the dog was all alone!
Writing a book could be lots of fun
Writing a book could be lots of fun
I do it while sitting in the sun
Writing a book could be lots of fun
I do it while sitting in the sun
Watching the clouds provides inspiration
Writing a book could be lots of fun
I do it while sitting in the sun
Watching the clouds provides inspiration
And drives away any frustration
Writing a book could be lots of fun
I do it while sitting in the sun
Watching the clouds provides inspiration
And drives away any frustration
This volume will appeal to everyone.
It's preparation time for turkey day
It's preparation time for turkey day
If I were a turkey I'd run away
It's preparation time for turkey day
If I were a turkey I'd run away
Tofurkey is something some people choose
It's preparation time for turkey day
If I were a turkey I'd run away
Tofurkey is something some people choose
Tofu I loathe so I would not use :)
It's preparation time for turkey day
If I were a turkey I'd run away
Tofurkey is something some people choose
Tofu I loathe so I would not use :)
Let's hope that veggies and pumpkin pie will work OK!
What Kiwi holiday will you celebrate?
What Kiwi holiday will you celebrate?
Xmas mid summer's our next festive date
Breezy
11-21-2004, 06:25 AM
What Kiwi holiday will you celebrate?
Xmas mid summer's our next festive date
Gonna have a terrific time
What Kiwi holiday will you celebrate?
Xmas mid summer's our next festive date
Gonna have a terrific time
I'll drink vodka with lime
What Kiwi holiday will you celebrate?
Xmas mid summer's our next festive date
Gonna have a terrific time
I'll drink vodka with lime
Sounds wonderful, I hardly can wait!
With all the good eats, I must start a new diet
With all the good eats, I must start a new diet
But will probably munch some chocs on the quiet
With all the good eats, I must start a new diet
But will probably munch some chocs on the quiet
Lots of exercise will help me stay trim--
With all the good eats, I must start a new diet
But will probably munch some chocs on the quiet
Lots of exercise will help me stay trim--
else I will burst at the Brim
With all the good eats, I must start a new diet
But will probably munch some chocs on the quiet
Lots of exercise will help me stay trim--
else I will burst at the Brim
At least I am going to try it.
Getting ready for visitors keeps us scrambling like mad
Breezy
11-24-2004, 06:38 AM
Getting ready for visitors keeps us scrambling like mad
But the ones that won't be there leave us feeling sad
Getting ready for visitors keeps us scrambling like mad
But the ones that won't be there leave us feeling sad
We'll enjoy chatting with all who could come into town
Breezy
11-29-2004, 06:29 AM
Getting ready for visitors keeps us scrambling like mad
But the ones that won't be there leave us feeling sad
We'll enjoy chatting with all who could come into town
Before long we will all be going down
Getting ready for visitors keeps us scrambling like mad
But the ones that won't be there leave us feeling sad
We'll enjoy chatting with all who could come into town
Before long we will all be going down
to the station to meet a fine lad
You can tell by the air that winter is near
You can tell by the air that winter is near
That happens to many at this time of year.
You can tell by the air that winter is near
That happens to many at this time of year
Frost on the windows, smoke in the air
You can tell by the air that winter is near
That happens to many at this time of year
Frost on the windows, smoke in the air
Time to roast chestnuts, if you care!
You can tell by the air that winter is near
That happens to many at this time of year
Frost on the windows, smoke in the air
Time to roast chestnuts, if you care!
And be close to the ones you hold dear.
A letter to Santa I sent off today
A letter to Santa I sent off today
The South Pole Express is on its way!
A letter to Santa I sent off today
The South Pole Express is on its way!
I think I've been good so surely he'll come:?:
A letter to Santa I sent off today
The South Pole Express is on its way!
I think I've been good so surely he'll come
I wonder if he will be very handsome
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A letter to Santa I sent off today
The South Pole Express is on its way!
I think I've been good so surely he'll come
I wonder if he will be very handsome
And how many reindeer pulling his sleigh?
Christmas is coming round faster each year
Christmas is coming round faster each year
We'll soon be switching into very high gear
Christmas is coming round faster each year
We'll soon be switching into very high gear
I'll need all my energy to hunt up the bargins
Breezy
12-06-2004, 07:50 AM
Christmas is coming round faster each year
We'll soon be switching into very high gear
I'll need all my energy to hunt up the bargins
Try really hard not to be chargin'
Christmas is coming round faster each year
We'll soon be switching into very high gear
I'll need all my energy to hunt up the bargins
Try really hard not to be chargin'
Sticking to my budget I'll have nothing to fear.
Just put a snow shovel and sand in the trunk
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